#this is licherally so fucking long

[mistarover]

It's award season (unconfirmed)! Give some of your mutuals silly little awards.

ooh this sounds fun!!

@sehyoonz wins the Biggest Hoe for Wen Junhui Award. I swear that man is hers i am afraid to touch him because she has Staked her Claim

@theirtheretheyre takes two awards in the Biggest Hoe for Changbin category and the Most Patient Mutual considering that I insult him in our dms all the time. ty nate much love

@awek-s wins in the Biggest Brain category because personally i could never be that smart

@jeonwonwoo wins Most Talented Most Funny Most Popular and also Biggest Brain because she's like a biochemist or somethin and a wonwoo simp so obviously her IQ is 5 zillion

@senor-hoberto wins Best Tagging System because i have no clue what that "oh?" shit means but I like it

@paintediamond wins funniest taemtual

@escapetheshark wins Horniest Bang Chan Stan by a LANDSLIDE my god

@shalalayong wins best Taeyong Mutual and Best Taste in NCT Men thank u alba for your service

@yeobebe wins Funniest Tags (which is different from best tagging system btw) because every time they rb something from me i laugh

@gaylilsherlock wins Funniest Shinee Mutual because wow

@kirk-goes-to-gallifrey also wins Funniest Shinee Mutual

@conartisthaiji wins Best Girl Group Mutual because I do not stan girl groups so obviously you are the best

@thisismisogynoir just wins Best Person in general hi aisha ily

@neonsbian wins Best Username because it is True

@blessyouhawkeye wins Funniest Smartest and Most Real Mutual

@ltms also wins Funniest Smartest and Most Real Mutual it was a tie u both are deserving

@haechannabelle wins Coolest Boomer /j

@uinu wins Best Profile Picture because I love taem and the frog

@prismaticavocado wins for Best Username On a Sideblog. idk there's just somethin about rainbowrenjun

@hakkiest wins for being the Longest Lasting Mutual we have been thru a lot bff. She also wins Mutual with the Most Interesting Life in a tie with @ashmp3

@ashmp3 also wins Mutual with the Most Hottie Vibes

@alonetogaythermp3 @ybcpatrick and @heartbreakfeelsogood all win Best Fall Out Boy Mutuals

@heartbreakfeelsogood also wins Bestest Friend along with @jeennieluv

@luvrli (had to SEARCH for you lol) wins Best Moa Mutual i think u have the best taste

@jinyoungtual also wins Best Profile Picture as well as just being a very nice human

@kiwikey wins the Loml Award isa u are the bestest actually i do not make the rules

@cha-ra-nui wins Best Mutual to Gist With because i have had excellent conversations with you. don't worry i will listen to vixx someday (i think)

@pauls-mccharmly wins Mutual with the Most Interesting Interests I haven't met anyone who likes the beatles and kpop

@ringdingdestroya and @kradnie win the MCR/Shinee Mutual award

@insomtiny wins Best Taste in Music

@evergardenwall also wins Bestest Friend because ily

OH OH and @hyunpic wins Mutual with the Most Talent

all my other mutuals are winners in my heart i love you guys! sorry this is so long

#ty for the ask! #this is licherally so fucking long

[babygirlcowboy]

So so so so fucking sleepy but my uterus is trying to kill me so I guess I will just pull up to my 9am lab with no sleep wish me luck 🫡🫡

#i am licherally in so much pain #like holy fuck shoot me it would hurt less #today has been so fucking long and i just wanted to go to sleep early so i would get done with it faster #but now i am here 🧍

[greppelheks]

Things could be worse! I could still be the person who accepted shitty, abusive behavior from someone without saying anything.

#absolutely insane that that was me #absolutely insane that im no longer that person #everytime i wonder why im so so scared to date someone again #and then i remember the aaaabsolute humiliation and shitty behavior my ex put me through #and im like ok that could have something to do with it #licherally one time when we hadent been together for long she took me to a surprise party for her mother #her entire family was there it was at her aunts house #as soon as we arrived there she ditched me to hang out with her cousins - just walked away didnt say anything #huge house huge amount of land around it no idea where she was #didnt introduce me to nobody knowing i was shy and introverted and i didnt know Anyone in her family except her mother and father #i was SO uncomfortable but i introduced myself to her family complimented her aunts beautiful house sat with her granny to make acquaintanc #after like an hour and a half of that i found her she was playing football with her cousins #whole family gather around with drinks so i joined them to watch #she didnt acknowledge me at all #and i was just watching her feeling absolutely miserable and already lowkey ashamed to have her family see this but relieved to not have to #socialize for a bit and just be able to watch... and she turned arond and yelled at me like why tf are you just fucking standing there #humiliating me in front of her entire family #and i didnt day SHIIIIT #i walked away to hang out with her brother and his girlfriend and have i didn't say shit #if it happened now i would immediately dump her ass and go home wtffff #personal #praise the lord im no longer that girl but im also terrified of dating now help #she also one time took me to a house party at her friends and i didnt see her all night #i shouldve gone home after an hour but I STAYED?! wtf lmao #and then when I found her in the backyard she didn't acknowledge me and just ignored me while I sat next to her #and continued the conversation with someone else #i literally had brain damage back then i swear

[kof-xiii]

killinf and maiming and destroying and biting my weakass immune system and sudden anxiety levels increasing i hate this so much

#manthe fuckin weather change fucking me up so horribly LMAOOOO KILL MEEEEEEEEEE #my body licherally falling apart #also tried to call the surgeon regarding my top surgery consultation bc this is the only time im actually free and havethe energy to call #them and its been so long and its a 14 month waitlist :’) im going back to school by then #and agaib ny body fallin apart and i am gonna have to probably not go to work for a bit and i feel miserable and tense and broken down and #im so tired and i dont feel like myself rn and thats probablt why but UGGHHGHGHGH #uhhhhggghgghgh #UGGHGHHHHHHH #el.doc

[tigertofu]

HIIII IM LITERALLY OBSESSED W YOUR WORK LIKE OMFG KEEP IT UP <3 Can you write trevor x shy! chubby/fat reader smut 😼

hi hiiii !! i could not have asked for a better first nsfw request than this one 😭😭 i had SO MUCH fun with this prompt........ trevor/shy, chubby girl is licherally my specialty so tysm for sending it in 💕💕💕!

i have got to start remembering to add gifs to these posts......

pairing: chubby and shy fem reader/Trevor

summary: One night, the raunchy pickup lines of a strange man lure you from the bar you two met in to his trailer. Your nerves make your attempt at hooking up a bit difficult at first, but he knows just how to put your mind at ease.

cw's: explicit smut

wordcount: 2,747

ao3 link

“C’mon, sugar. Don’t get shy on me now.”

Your eyes darted up to meet those of the man who’s lips you’d just unlocked your own from. But even in the dim of his cluttered room, you couldn’t meet his gaze. It was so intense it felt like it would burn straight through your retinas. 

“S–Sorry,” you muttered, staring at the cover of a porn mag on his crumpled comforter. A blonde woman in a red bikini, her long limbs perfectly posed, her stomach flat beneath the hint of ribcage under her impossibly round, perky breasts, graced the cover. The apprehension in your stomach quitched. You wondered if, despite Trevor’s interest in getting you out of the Yellow Jack and into his trailer the moment you acquiesced to his raunchy pickup lines, that was the type of woman he was into.

He groaned beside you. Flopped down with his back against the headboard of his bed.

“And stop fucking apologizing,” he said, tugging at the back of your shirt. You relented and scooted yourself back to sit beside him. 

You knew the “sorry”’s were getting repetitive at this point. You’d squeaked one when you’d tripped over an empty pizza box on the way to his bed and caught yourself against him. You’d murmured another when you’d miscalculated which way to tilt your head when he’d first gone in for a kiss, causing the tips of your noses to bump against each other. 

“I’m—” Your sentence got cut off by him reaching over to fondle one of your breasts. The warmth of his calloused palm seeped through your shirt and bra. Your nipple, which had perked up to attention the second his mouth had come down on yours a few minutes earlier, rolled beneath his hand. You made a whimpering sound in the back of your throat before refinding the strength to breathe out: “I–I’m just kinda nervous is all.”

“Nervous? Why?” He cupped your tit from below now, lifting it away from your chest, feeling out its weight and the way the soft flesh conformed to his hand. “You scared? ‘Cuz I promise I’m not gonna hurtcha, sweetheart. Unless you want me to. Orrr… Maybe you’d wanna hurt me? I’m always down for any of that kinky shit.”

“I–I don’t know why,” you huffed. As you spoke, Trevor’s free hand snaked its way to your thigh. He gave it an experimental squeeze. “I just am.”

But you did know why. It was the same type of shyness that dewed your forehead with sweat and cinched your vocal chords shut, making your words shaky, whenever you found yourself in an intimate situation. Anxiety that you’d do or say something awkward. That your partner wouldn’t like what they found underneath your clothes. It had increased tenfold the usual tonight though, because you’d found yourself here, in the bed of a man with years more experience than you, who you’d already sensed had a hair–trigger temper.

Trevor didn’t catch onto your lie, thankfully. 

The hand on your thigh nudged upwards, leveraging your legs apart by a few inches. 

“Don’t be nervous,” he cooed against the side of your head. His breath, malty with the half dozen beers he’d drank at the Yellow Jack while trying to woo you, curled warm against the shell of your ear. “Just relax… Relax and let Uncle T take care of ya.”

The nickname made your stomach roll over itself. In a bad way or a good way, you couldn’t be sure. Maybe both. What you were sure of, was that the moment Trevor finished with undoing the zipper of your jeans, he would find a pair of panties that’d already been soaked through with excitement. 

A rolling growl came out of him when he made this little discovery. 

“Nervous but wet as hell,” he said, clearly proud of himself for eliciting this reaction. 

He squeezed your sex, testing the plushness of the area. The wetness spread underneath the cotton of your panties. You let out an airy moan. 

With one hand still shoved down your pants, he moved to tug at the neckline of your shirt with his other. 

“How about we get all these pesky clothes off, eh?” he crooned.

“W–Wait,” you suddenly cried, grabbing his wrist. 

He jerked his head away from its spot beside yours. Flashed you an annoyed glare. You swallowed. 

“I… Can I… I–Is it okay if I keep my shirt on?” 

Trevor guffawed with sheer disbelief, as if you’d just told him to forget all the flirting and the brief makeout session you’d already shared, you’d actually changed your mind about fucking and would rather just watch a movie together.

“Why the fuck would you wanna do that?” he asked gruffly. “C’mon. I wanna see those tits bounce while I’m fucking you.”

“I’m…” Worried you won’t find me attractive. Worried you’ll say something mean. Worried you’ll change your mind about doing this. “…Nervous.”

He continued his confused glare. You ducked your head down, staring again at the porn magazine by your foot. A painful, silent minute spun out. Then, Trevor clicked his tongue against his teeth. 

“Listen to me. You are sexy as hell. You know that?” he said, his voice more low and even than it’d been a moment ago. You felt a bit embarrassed that he’d caught on to your need for validation, but overwhelmingly glad that he was freely giving it.  “The, ah, ancient peoples… Greeks or Romans or whatever… They used to make statues of Venus—y’know, the goddess of fucking—with your type of figure.”

You glanced up at him. “Really?”

“They sure as shit did. Know why? ‘Cuz they had good taste. They knew that the more a woman has, the more there is to love.” He grabbed at your tits again, this time manhandling as much as he could with just one hand. “I mean—look at these puppies! And you’re so fucking soft… All over. Christ. I could just eat you right up, sugar.”

You sucked your bottom lip into your mouth, feeling your cheeks warm. Nobody had ever complimented you like this before. It felt good. It felt genuine.

It didn’t feel quite good enough to quell your shyness, though.

You bowed your head again and watched your hands worry at the hem of your shirt. Trevor let out a harsh sigh as you retreated back into yourself.

Suddenly, he let go of you and clambered out of bed. You looked up and watched as he stumbled over the same pizza box you had earlier, which made you giggle a bit. The giggle stopped when he reached for the fly of his jeans the second he was on his feet and, in one hard yank, pulled them and his briefs down. Your head snapped back to the familiar sight of your own lap. There was a moment of clothing rustling as he stripped himself.

“Look at me,” he said firmly once he was finished.

By the sound of his voice, you expected to see another glare pinching his features when you followed his command. But he was actually smirking. You tried to keep your eyes pinned to his, but they were far too intense and you were far too flustered. So, you let your gaze schlep down his bare body as he stood before you, restlessly shifting his weight from one foot to the other, his arms outspread in presentation. 

Your attention caught on certain parts. His broad chest covered in a smattering of dark hair. The hard muscle filling out his shoulders. The way his waist tapered slightly inwards. A couple–inch–long scar just below his left ribs. His lean but not entirely flat stomach. The trail of hair that started just above his navel and ran down to—

You flicked your attention back up, settling on the ridge of his collarbone.

“Your turn now, princess,” he purred. “Don’t you know it’s weird to be the only fully–dressed person in a room?”

You looked him in the face and gave him a smile now.

“I… Well. O–Okay.” You added, a bit more demurely: “If you help me.”

“Atta girl,” he muttered, stepping up to the edge of the bed again. 

He grabbed at the hem of your shirt and tugged up, encouraging you to straighten your arms over your head. 

Being undressed by him was oddly comforting. The way he struggled with unclasping your bra and unzipping your jeans, growling curses at himself as his fingers slipped in his excitement, made you feel wanted. Desired. Needed. He grabbed random palmfuls of the softest parts of your body as he went, kneading them with shaky appreciation. 

After he’d hooked his thumbs under the waistband of your panties and pulled them down and off of your legs, he paused for a moment. Standing over you as you sat on the edge of his bed, he drank in the full sight of your naked body. His dilated pupils jittered as they traced your soft curves.

“Look at you.” There was hunger in his voice, the corners of his mouth rising into another predatory smirk. You closed your eyes and tilted your chin to your chest, bashfully smiling. “Even fucking better than I imagined.”

A hand cupped your chin. Your head was thrown back and suddenly, his mouth was on yours again. 

He shoved his tongue against yours. Breathless groaning leaked out from between his lips. You tasted them; drank in his desperate exhales and the bitterness of smoked cigarettes and downed beers and burned crystal. Part of you knew you should be disgusted. The other part, which was quickly ballooning into not just a part but a whole, told you to enjoy this—to enjoy all of him as he was enjoying all of you.

Before you knew it, you were on your back. He hunched over you, his broad silhouette blocking the weak light of the bare bulb hung from his ceiling. As he got closer, bending further, you felt something hot and hard and slick bump against one of your knees. You reached out blindly as you continued to kiss him, feeling for his erection. Your hand instinctively wrapped around it the moment your fingertips brushed against its head. Heavy and solid and wrapped with surprisingly soft skin, his cock completely filled your palm. You found that it was quite short, too, as you began to lazily pump it. Didn’t matter. Your fingers couldn’t even close all the way around him, he was so thick. A throb that felt both tightening and loosening at once travelled through your sex when you thought about just how far he would stretch you out. 

Trevor hissed against your mouth, his frame suddenly drawing up tight. He bit at your bottom lip; tugged at it and growled around it.

“Fuck the foreplay. I think we’re both plenty ready.”

You murmured an affirmative sound against his lips, and he straightened himself up from you.

This time, you shamelessly admired his whole body as he moved to his bedside table and rummaged around in its drawer for a condom. A trickle of precum had leaked from the bulbous, red tip of his cock. There was a slight curve to his erection that you knew would press against that sweet spot tucked up inside of you just perfectly. It twitched against his fingers as he shakily rolled a condom down its length. 

When he turned to you, he was grinning again. Your lower abdomen felt like it’d been turned to liquid. And as he grabbed you by the hips and yanked your ass to the very edge of his bed, spreading your thighs for himself, you felt that liquid seep from you. You briefly wondered if you’d ever been wetter; quickly decided you hadn’t. 

Trevor reached down between the two of you to guide his cock. You felt him bump up against your sex. He made a few jerking passes up and down your slit, teasing you, nudging maddeningly briefly up against your throbbing clit before going back down to press against your entrance. 

Your mouth dropped open when he finally eased his cock into your pussy. As your body stretched to accommodate him, pain bloomed deep inside you. He buckled forward, planting his hands outside your shoulders. You watched him wince and felt yourself grimacing, as well.

“Fuck,” he hissed through grit teeth. “You’re so fucking tight.”

You tried to say that no, maybe he was just big, but then he canted hips further, fully sheathing himself with a quiet squelch. Your words turned into a mewl. He chuckled.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah… Thaaat’s it, sugar,” he breathed, straightening himself up again and yanking you even closer to him by your hips, until you could feel his balls pressing warm and soft against your ass. “Make those pretty little sounds for me.”

And then he was fucking you. And it was good. Really good. So good that even if you didn’t want to make “pretty little sounds for him,” they would’ve involuntarily bubbled up out of you anyways.

Every thrust of his hips sent a burst of achey pleasure coursing through your insides. He was so close—perfectly painfully, utterly pleasurably close—to being too thick for you to handle, and yet the generous slick your sex had sopped itself with made it easy for him to piston in and out of you. Each jab into you knocked a grunt from his scarred, parted lips and a wet whimper from your own. 

His pace quickly became messy. Faster. Jagged. You clutched at the threadbare comforter beneath you. Watched, and adored, the faint ripple of hidden muscle flexing and unflexing beneath the fat of his stomach as he fucked you while he watched every tantalizing bounce of your breasts. The heady scent of sex quickly filled the room, mingling with the wet sounds of your bodies smacking against each other, making your head swim.

Just a minute into it, Trevor suddenly drove forward as far as he could. You let out a keening moan as you felt him fully bury himself inside of you, your core on the verge of completely melting down from the sheer goodness of being so incredibly full of him.

“You look so fucking good at the end of my boy,” Trevor growled, moving his hands from the bed to your tits. He greedily filled each hand with one, your plush skin overflowing from the spaces between his fingers. “Like a fucking dream, baby. Shit, shit, shit, I–I love you. I love you so, so fucking much.”

His voice warbled over the sentiment. He began to thrust again, going hard, his movements shallow but primal, keeping his cock almost entirely buried inside of you. Itching, hot tension moved through your guts. You threw your head back. Reached out and grabbed at his forearms as his hold on your breasts turned crazed and almost painful. Felt the hard muscle under his scar–spattered skin as he held onto you and you onto him. 

As quickly as it’d appeared, the tension inside of you mounted up. Every swing of his hips, every huffed breath, every gravelly groan, inched you closer and closer to a climax that was approaching with reckless abandon. 

“Trevor,” you managed to gasp out. “I–I’m gonna cum.”

“Good, good, g–good girl,” Trevor rasped above you. “C’mon, c’mon. Cum for me; cum all over that dick, sweetness.”

The tension swirled and condensed, cinching up every aching muscle of your pussy. With one drawn–out moan, Trevor thrust into you as deep as he could once more and you came completely undone.

Climax ripped through you. Your back, damp with sweat, arched off the bed. Static burst behind your closed eyes. Your pussy clenched and unclenched around his cock with the strength of a coiled spring shooting out then being pressed down again, over and over. In the white–hot haze of orgasm, you didn’t even notice that Trevor had stopped his thrusting until you felt his cock begin to pulsate right against your sweet spot, milked by the fluttering walls of your sex. 

“I love you, I love you, I love you!” he whined.

He collapsed atop you once he was finished.

The two of you raced to catch your breaths. For how long, you didn’t know. All you knew was that, with his chest pressed against yours, the sweat of his skin mingling with yours and his cock slowly going soft inside of you, you felt more satisfied than you ever had before.

#gta v #gtav #trevor philips #trevor philips/reader #trevor philipsxreader #gta v fanfiction #gtav fanfiction #requests #trevor philips x reader

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

The top two characters will be eligible for entry into the bracket!

Teddy the Pomeranian is owned by the submitter's local dog cafe, and the image used was distributed on that company's public Instagram account for promotional purposes. Fira the cat is owned by @notblueferet, image used with permission. Mashed Potato the rabbit is owned by @boba-thot, image used with permission. Image used for White Gladys is an actual orca involved in the attacks believed to have been orchestrated by White Gladys, though it cannot be determined if it is the original herself. Penelope the Platypus lived and died in the 1940s-1950s and I was not able to find digitized photos of her. (If anyone has any, please send them to me.) A generic image of a platypus was used to represent her.

Propaganda under the cut.

Praying Mantis:

They murder their mates after fucking, then eat their heads. Slay. Girlboss. Morally gray. You understand.

Anglerfish:

Tapeworm:

this bitch lives inside of people for long periods of time, living off of them. aint that cool

Blobfish:

she got held by a generic white man but still stays strong, she deserves the world, Plus she lives at crushing depths in the sea and that's great too (the photo is what she looks like in her natural habitat)

Licherally just look at them. don’t tell me they wouldn’t destroy worlds on a whim

Betta:

I think that male bettas are pretty well known for being little murder gremlins at this point, but the females really deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss. Unlike the males, you can put multiple female bettas in a tank together and they usually won’t fight to the death immediately. And people usually assume that that means their tank is peaceful now. No, you put multiple female bettas in a tank and they are all just biding their time, ready to start the murderfest whenever they feel they’re strong enough. But they’re also really sweet to humans and if you set up the tank correctly and pay close enough attention to it then bettas sororities can work, so I think they deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss

Teddy:

Honestly she's beautiful, she loves belly rubs, she is plotting something. She's hbic. She's going to take over the world one day. She's sneaky but also has a love of pink chairs. She's an icon

White Gladys:

Miss Orca was harmed by boats and then plotted revenge by teaching other orcas how to attack boats and they all went on the sink yatchs <3

Penelope:

girl faked a pregnancy for extra food and ESCAPED THE PLATYPUS ENCLOSURE when the jig was up, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. girlboss behavior if i've ever seen it.

Fira:

You could say she is... Morally.. GREY (I'm sorry)

Mashed Potato:

She is sometimes so so sweet and honestly she's an absolute icon really but also she eats my curtains and that's kind of a dick move

#poll #tournament poll #qualifiers #irl #real life #irl animals #animals #praying mantis #anglerfish #tapeworm #blobfish #betta #betta fish #bettablr #teddy the pomeranian #pomeranian #white gladys #white gladis #white gladis the orca #white gladys the orca #orca #orca whale #penelope the platypus #platypus #fira the cat #cat #sphinx cat #mashed potato #mashed potato the rabbit #rabbit

[xiaoluclair]

Lestappen for ship ask meme?

dawg u did NOT. okay okay, how Thought are we talking here bc. Yeah .

but… thing Is i've done a million quadrabajilion rambles on this site already.... how much more can i do i hear exactly 0.012 people ask. answer:

A Lot.

firstly, the tropes. the dynamics. the Classics u know the ones. ROLL CALL, we got: enemies to tentative acquaintances to friends to lovers, idiots in hate to idiots in love we got red and blue we got 2 sides of the same coin, he fell first i fell harder, slow burn slug burn sloth burn, the opposite of love is not hate it is indifference, he is more myself than i am, whatever our soles are made of his and mine are the same, we have fucking GOT.

secondly, the fukin. the pure Development??? of their relationship like im screaming into my hands rn no lie i fucking Love their development. the amount of Respect that exists between them, breathes like a living thing bc are you surprised by the pace of charles today? uh.. not really (internally: bitch??? why tf wd i be- ) he's a naturally skilled driver. that's always something you can admire. who do you think will win the wdc this year? i think max. i know how strong he is. (😃🔫)

thirdly, the History. they could fill libraries with their shared past, thoughts about each other (prbly more sharl about max, that boy deffo knows a Hate Boner), races, inchidents (WHICH btw max and charles both saying 'we've had moments' - as in plural???? hello????? HELLO-- ) and they talk about it to, they say in the end, we have been doing this for so long and i want to beat him as much as he wants to beat me. that's the way it is and the way it has always been. which also btW fits nicely into pt2 of Respect and that's on part four-

FOURTHLY, yknow when u try to hold convo with some1 n they just. Lack. like, ur tryna have a Good Time but its like chucking micropipettes of water at the goddamn sahara. yeah that = Sucks. Then we have maxnsharl: This Post. 'we were once in the round of free practice. the drivers were rolling the engines. but charles and max found themselves close together, began to push and almost focused, risking throwing each other out-' . and my tags: #the thought of them always pushing each other#always meeting one another move for move mind for mind#they Wanted competition they Found it in each other#and here it’s that Fire that Spark that Flame that PeePoo Racer Brain#they fanned that in each other…

fifthly, the Spec. the goddamn Spec. spectrum, if you will. how they go from ruthless on track, not an inch given bc they don't Do that, they're not Like that. and then they go from That to licheral heart eyes soft looks tender touch. softwiltedcabbage dot img as i Love to say bc it's True.

and sixthly, finally, climactically before eye fill an entire library: the SEX. dawg.. have you Seen. have u Ascended. bc i have . illegal.

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seventhly i hate them theyre actually the worst ship on the grid. gross disgusting misaligned. votes for taken out back and shot: 1 (tumblr user xiaoluclair).

[yeets myself before i live the rest of my life answering this ask]

#xiao: asks #asks: mv1.cl16 #lestappen #anon my beloved #u just Had to didnt u #now look what you taylor swift made me do now look what you just made me Do #thank Lord for the Read More function

[wulfhalls]

love your daemyra comments back then, and i went back here just to see if you're still a fan cuz the teaser will be released later haha, hope u r still unhinged for them like before

god the way there was truly mental illness in the air those three months like.......... we were all going thru something profound fr. 7 pixel pic. very first scene and the energies were already so crazy of the charts u immediately knew u were in the presence of something life changing. bridge cunt off. ep three soulmate parallelism. I WANT RHAENYRA monologue licherally the most insane sequence of words ever put together specially to make me be involuntarily institutionalised. hand holding (PLURAL) THEEEE SHOT OF THE SHOW U KNOW THE ONE. oh let's be honest just the entirety of the whole episode was batshit. wedding scene almost entirely in high valyrian. for me personally my fav daemyra scene of the show the whole entire sheer immensity of it all. the tension the looks. truly peak everything. ep 6 soulmate yearning for a decade feat. fantasy tuscany and hesrtsickness and longing and aching and yearning again. FUCK SHACK. he is more myself than I am true love soulmatism gothic ass wedding ass scene. ep 8 were the most in love married people on the whole planet and we will be shoving it into the faces of these miserable peoples faces :) badly :) ep 10 didn't happen except the gothic doppelgänger hand holding mirroring <3 SEVEN PIXEL PIC. but anyways. as I said im normal about them now :)))))

#asks #hotd #daemon x rhaenyra #daemyra #house of the dragon

[txttletale]

man alive by ee

best song on the album: NASA is on your side. what a perfect song. from the pitter-patter of the verses to the intensity of the chorus. singing along to this feels so good. they're gonna make!! a death star!! out of you!! but nasa is on your side!! reassuring type of song.

my favourite song: schoolin' is such a good fucking song. the little slide whistle censoring, the constant lyrical feeling of frustration and incompleteness, that fuckin bass. i even have lyrics from it on my blog right now

least favourite song: weights. i will be crucified by the EEheads for it but while it gets really really good at the climax i find the buildup to that to be too long and not very interesting.

overrated song: weights. it's not the best EE album closer sorry everyone. if it wasn't for white whale it would licherally be the worst

underrated song: nobody ever talks abotu two for nero. it's so funny. 'you said let's fuck the ozone, but boy that hole's too wide', and i love that shitty little midi harpsichord i have no notes or complaints about this song

banger of all bangers: SOOOhowilleyremembrussholewhenwetuuuurninno Salt, andismiiiiinethfault, minadreeanneveyhomowayfleshmmmmMAKESOAPOUTUVVIT!

overall: 9.5/10. EE haven't quite found their footing but god is it an incredible first record

#ask #Anonymous

[the-acid-pear]

I'm getting so anxious my legs are going cold so I've decided I'm gonna start reading Dungeon Meshi. Gonna do the classic manga liveblog format too 👍

Chapter 0

It's been so long since I did something like this man goddamn.

Oh this manga is really fucking short! Only 97 chapters goddamn. Might get to finish the whole liveblog in like, 2 rbs.

This is so silly n cute tbh

Catgirl looks HORRIFIED

Wait is, is the dwarf naked? Is he in his fucking underwear??

Thought they were praying for the food for a second

WHY ARE WE JUST RANDOMLY SHOWING A BRUTAL DEATH FROM A DRAGON THIS. THE WHIPLASH

Oh she's alive nvm

Chapter 1

Goofy ahh dragon

Love that it's formatted as a menu that's cute

Well that was a haunting introduction

Capitalism is one hell of a bitch <- pretty sure this has nothing to do with that

I love this short critter's beautiful black eyes

Why is she breakdancing to express discontent?

Man these chapters are long, like 45 pages each. That makes it almost 200 chapters since 20 pages is more of the average length.

THE BLUSH. HUNGRY BASTARD UTSYFSYSEYSRRUD

"who are you?" He was licherally there when the girl was vored what do you Mean who are you . . .

Un capo se trajo un disco.

Holy shit you can die?

Marcille you're such a girl fail it's honestly hot

Oh Chilchuck is a name i though it was an insult

Sabés el asado que te puede hacer el Senshi, te caes de culo

Chapter 2

The settings are beautiful

👍

The way death is handled feels so Weird

Laios I did not wish to learn about your bondage kink

Chilchuck is so real I love him 😭

Chilchuck why were you at the gallows...........

Chapter 3

Already got in the groove of it

He looks so distraught at the unbalanced diet

"reptilian features" "cool" "cool"

I love Laios and Senshi's relationship they're such a good team

Senshi is sooo silly

These are such good ppl tbh

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MOTIVATIONAL APEECH SENSHI

I'm using the same site I did to read Baki and bro there's a clown in the notes who keeps adding the image of Marcille being told elves are good cock sleeves and it's starting to seriously annoy me.

Stopping for now so I can eat and stuff 👍

#luly talks #dungeon meshi liveblog

[boxwinebaddie]

pls tell me kyle went after stanley after he punched gerald. also i feel so bad for ike :(

don't worry, baby; he definitely did!

no, i feel so bad for ike too.

that whole thing was a fucking mess.

but to jog your re(memory): it is the night of darling isaac moisha broflovski's sweet and sour seventeenth birthday dinner. and ravenstan made a very thoughtful and conscious effort to appear presentable in front of ike's parents, relatives and jewish in-laws. so he is wearing a very nice suit, none of his piercings are in, he's cleaned up very nicely and most notably of all:

his raven of crimson dawn electric blue hair...

...is now stanley marsh signature black. <3

rip the blue hair-era, but black hair/natural hair color stan is very near and dear to my heart, because it shows a lot of growth, healing and positive character development for him. he also...does look like a dead ringer, ironically, for a dearly beloved and very dead child that perished in a fire some ten-odd years ago, so people do stare at him for a long time/have to do a double take.

but mostly because he's absolutely radiant. he looks really, really good with the black hair it makes his eyes really blue...he's...wowza.

and he tries to slide in very quietly, but was unfortunately fashionably late because he was swearing very loud in spanish for like a half hour trying to tie a tie...unsuccessfully, but again, he's licherally drop dead goregous, so he cannot ever enter a room without all eyes on him. he feels very bad about that and is trying to be reserved because it's ike's birthday dinner and he's a world famous rockstar and really trying very hard not to take away from that.

but it was important to him that he make a good impression, not look like a unpolished dirt bag celebrity and impress kyle's family/not embarrass kyle, ike and his parents in front of their extended family.

which he does naught embarrass them in the slightest or embarrass them at all! likewise, a common theme with the broflovskis is that they all like stan very much, specifically zayde, which is very hard to do because he's very straight laced, conservative, uptight and only speaks hebrew. but he whispers stuff to bubbe and bubbe repeats it to stan about him being a very handsome young man with great prospects. ravenstan waves, blushes and makes a lot of hand hearts.

ravenstan is so freaking cute, i'm love him so much.

and it's really hard not to love stan because he's very polite and sweet and quite awkward, his laugh is such a car collision of sounds and he's staring at the salad fork and the dinner fork breathing so hard, looking like a very confused lost puppy. ( jersey does...help him a lot and whisper stuff to him. they play a lot of accidental footsie because even though he's mad at him...kyle can't really help but be crimson drawn to him. ) and again, it's hard not to be drawn to him, he's very pretty and nice and has a sort of endearing natural charm to him.

but he's really, trying not to make ike's big day anything, but about him, but unfortunately, ike, like always is a bit of an after thought so the entire night does end up being about ravesey which sucks. mostly because gerald is trying to proposition raven into letting him represent him as his personal lawyer because all he sees is dollar signs, whilist taking very brutal, not so sly digs at kyle to make himself feel big. and kyle feels like he's seven years old again, too big and yet, far too small, sinking into himself, taking that verbal abuse, looking super uncomfortable. it comes to a head when gerald says something extremely foul about kyle, i'm not sure what it is but it is really dehumanizing and evil. kyle looks like he wants to cry...

so stan PUNCHES THE LIVING SHIT out of gerald, breaks the fuck out of his nose, defends kyle very chivalrously, everyone is screaming, and ravenstan is freaking out so he runs out the front door like he's just committed a hit and run or vicious execution.

now, that puts us here.

which is outside the broflovski house.

ravenstan is sweating bullets, pacing back and forth, his heart is fucking racing, he can barely breath because his lungs are fucked from smoke inhalation at the farm which coupled with his already very shitty chronic asthma makes every shallow, labored sin-amin scented breath excruciating. with no relief because despite his flawless james not-blonde appearance, in messy, careless adhd boy fashion, he does naught have his inhaler. as a lovely reference and homage to peppermint, i think jersey actually carries stan's inhaler.

so whatever, fuck the inhaler, he wants to die. for real this time. but before he can *stas vc* go lie in the street, jersey comes running out the front door and stan immediately feels a wave of dread set in.

because he knows kyle is royally pissed. like he decked the fuck out of his dad in front of everyone and destroyed ike's birthday. :(

he starts stammering, talking so fast you can barely understand him

and says something to the effect of:

"kyle, i'm so sorry. i'm so fucking sorry! i just wanted tonight to be perfect and i ruined everything again. god, i fucking ruin everything. i feel awful for ike. this was his special day. it was supposed to be special and it's all a mess now. i'll apologize to everyone, i promise! your mom, your--your dad, of course, your brother especially, your aunts, uncles, oh god, i'll apologize to zayde, especially. i know--fuck--i know he can't speak english but, i'll use google translate or something, god this is all so fucked up.

i am so sorry, kyle. i know you already hate me and never want to see me again, so i'll go. i--the boys and marj, they can play without me, kenny can sing almost as good as i can. i didn't...i didn't mean to hit your dad. i've never actually hit any one in my life! i just couldn't take it anymore! the way he was talking about you, it made me so fucking mad! it made me fucking sick! because it's not true, ky! you are not nothing, you're everything to me. everything. and i just--"

stan is hysterical, his eyes are welling up with tears…

it's so horrible.

but right when ravenstan is sure that jerseykyle is going to hit him to get stan back for hitting ger and say he never wants to see him again, kyle surges forward...and wraps him in a very tender embrace.

it's a rare gesture, jersey does not hug people, let alone hold people people so tight that stan feels like all the air has left his lungs. mostly because he's shocked. he makes a small, surprised gasping sound. his eyes are wide open. he doesn't understand what's happening. kyle hates him. he ruined everything. and yet, kyle wrapped his arms around him, breathing in the scent of his hair, running hands over the expensive fabric that clings to stan's back like he's clinging onto him. this is all stan has ever wanted since they broke up, even though they were technically never dating. to have kyle this close again. they spent those 3-4 days together in silence, tension forming...

this is the release. and it was worth the wait.

then, kyle pulls away and when he looks at stan...

he looks at him like he is the most beautiful thing in the world.

precious. immaculate. flawless.

not raven of crimson dawn.

not stanley marsh.

but his stanley marsh.

his.

and in the softest, shaky ghost of a voice, he whispers,

"stanley randall william marsh..."

he says the words like prayer. it's a quiet utterance and with the unhinged, deafening chaos of what's happening inside, no one can hear it. just stan. his stan, whose face he grasps gently, whose eyes he looks into when he finally deigns to speak again. and when he does his voice is vulnerable, like we've never seen jersey before as he looks into his eyes, which glisten and glow when he says,

"that is the sweetest fuckin' thing anyone has ever done for me."

"...thank you."

and kisses him on the cheek.

and it's almost i love you.

it's as good as.

because jersey’s been a fighter his whole life. a lone wolf since stan's disappearance and presumed passing. and when something bad happens, everyone always thinks 'kyle is loud and vicious and mean and strong; he can take care of himself. he can deal with it.' so he's always barred his teeth, been nasty and fought his own battles.

no one has ever defended jersey.

no one.

so stan standing up for him, stan defending him against his dad, the one person in the world he's absolutely terrified of. willing to break his stance as a peaceful protestor, a gentle nature thing, a pacifist, to break kyle's dad's nose for talking down to him, to actually, break his thumb because he doesn't know how to punch and put his thumb inside his fist, fracturing the bone...

kyle has never felt loved like that in his entire life.

and the kiss on the cheek, i think, is ten times more tender than kissing him on the lips or anywhere else on his body. it's such a precious thing, a gentle thing, a vulnerable thing for him.

it's unfortunately also because he thinks stan is dating call girl, which, that situation is complicated so i won't get into it into this ask. but kyle and the others can't know that they're not actually dating, because outing that information will put kyle and his friends lives in danger. he also made a promise to call girl/wendy, to keep her secret specifically from bebe who is dating wen/wendyl and does not know that she is secretly call girl. but again...that's for another ask.

this is a special ravesey ask, which, speaking of them and the aftermath of this exchange, i don't...exactly know what happens. i didn't get this far, but i'll try to piece something together for you.

i think that raven probably says something like "i can't go back in there; i--i can't." and jersey shakes his head solemnly and says,

"so don't."

and they have a little night together.

i think they walk to the corner store where raj works <3, pick up some medical supplies, maybe skittles for kyle, a bottle of wine. i'm supposing that maybe jersey hops on crim which, i love stan's hot boy motorcycle he's so coooool. and end up at stark's pond? look up at the stars, kyle very lovingly patches up stan's finger and maybe they talk a little bit, there's a lot of stan wanting to tell him everything but he can't. jersey gets white boy wasted and is being silly, stan thinks he's really cute and is making fun of him, haha. and...

they fall asleep on that picnic blanket with jersey's head on stan's chest...and for a moment. as it turns out,

my darlings...

the night was actually perfect after all. :')

-uncle nina, who has a branch in her eye again

p.s. i got too lazy to re-type my tags, here they are.

#sorry i lost all my tags i pasted them at the bottom #this is a long post #soz

[jessaerys]

this is gonna sound so fake but in mine and the bestie's post-kira case delusional canonverse where near goes into the underworld and brings mello back from the dead a la eurydice and orpheus and they very shortly afterwards have a months-long torrid affair, we had established that they would absolutely eventually break-up for a long while because there's still a lot of unaddressed shit they didn't work through before fucking, and fucking really only ever makes things more complicated. so when, like, mello manic-pixie-dream-boys near into into having a life outside of being L a little too hard (L successor rivalry baggage? lets not ask too many questions) as soon as near gets comfortable and starts having fun he misses some crucial detail in an investigation that has severe consequences (lives are lost, perpetrators get away, etc etc.) which sends him into a What Was I Thinking dissociation spiral and he breaks up with mello. and anyway SHORTLY AFTER we came up with this plot the bear season 2 dropped with LICHERALLY and i cannot emphasize this enough EXACTLY this plotline and carmy gave us THEE near nervous breakdown speech word for word. we could NOT believe. so basically my point is: carmy thebear is near deathnote if he slayed. in this essay i will,

#death note #meronia #brothercrush.txt

[simcardiac-arrested]

scenecut

i dont know if you know this (looks around) but i fucking love robots. Like badly. it’s terminal. it’s so so terminal. if there’s some shit i’m watching or reading and there is a little robot thang i will fall in love with them immediately. #1 fave speedrun like ohhhh oh my god. good fucking gtacious. I LOVE ROBOTS SO MUCH !!!! IT’S LIKE. i dont even know where to start. i think their character design is always banger of course. i love futuristic sleek robots and i love robots that are big and clunky. love when they have wires and perhaps buttons and latches and other such things … love when their metal is rusty or perfectly shiny. LOVE IT ALL SO BAD !!!! love when robots don’t look like anything at all and are just these abstract fucking cubes but i also utterly love animal and creature adjacent robots and humanoid robots. just straight up human looking robots too you guys are ok you can get in the pile . second of all why i love robots. it’s the themes ma.n . it’s the themes and narratives. of being something Other. of being created by someone to do something specific and then growing to be your own person. of learning to be human and sometimes learning you don’t have to be human at all. of expressing yourself in your own way. of living in this world how you see fit, not how other people want you to. THERE ARE SO MANY POSSIBILITIES !!!!! and yeah look i know it’s hashtag problematic to interpret robots as aroace or autistic buuuuut idgaf IDGAFFF !!!! DIDNT ASK !!!!!!!!! I LOVE DOING THIS TO ROBOTS I AM HITTING U WITH MY AAA BEAM !!!! FOREVER !!!!!!!!! because robots as a whole just. don’t fit in. they are ostracized because they are not inherently human. and they often tend to have AAA traits of not really understanding humanity and attraction . Cuz like look im aroace and autistic and yeah it’s cool and sexy and whatever but also to be serious for a moment. it’s isolating! it’s lonely. i often feel isolated from my friends and peers and (joker voice) Society as a whole. because there are many things i do not understand just, on a fundamental level. and see robots do this too because of simply Being Created . being not Born Right into this world . and i lauve it. i love robots who’s core theme is Not Fitting In. sentient robots who can’t quite fully relate to humans but also no longer relate to normal programmed robots. CYBORGS !!! MY MAN GENOS FROM ONE PUNCH MAN iiii have been uatistic aabout him for far too long. because look he is a cyborg, he doesn’t fucking fit in anywhere in the opm universe—he is not human, but he’s also not a monster, but he’s also not 100% robot. he’s just his own thing. he often questions his humanity, and one of the main themes of opm is that we don’t change because we’re human, we are human because we change. and throughout the whole story you can see genos changing and opening himself up to the world and. OKAY INB4 THIS TURNS INTO AN OPM/GENOS RANT (sorry i love him so much it’s licherally not my fault) what im trying to say is like. robots. of the metal variety . 👍So gooud

#cramswering #this is far from everything i have to say on the subject but it’s getting late so the smart part of my brain is shutting down

[blood-mocha-latte]

Fandom positivity ask! 1, 3, 12, and 28!

linh truly you are. the number one. forever and always and also for all time <3

~ hbowar positivity asks ~

1 - what is your fav part about being in the fandom?

people are NICE and people are TALENTED. holy shit. it's like being friends with someone that has the skills of picasso and the kindness of our lord and savior jesus christ. which is blasphemous but TRUE

3 - what are some fics that you go back and read again and again?

oh man i am a rereading BITCH i could be here all day. but for top three i would have to gooo

Knit Us Together by @almost-a-class-act - truly the mvp boss of luztoye fics. Thee Perfect Fic it's truly art simple as that. i licherally reread it like. yesterday and am now making my wife read it. sam watch out for that because she's handwriting all her thoughts for me to show you because. oh my GOD everyone go read it

The Last Voyage by @ep6bastogne - VASTLY underrated baberoe fic. the perfect blend of human sunshine babe and tired but Good gene. sad and funny and good and i will admit that i cried. @mutantmanifesto made some GORGEOUS art for this very fic on this very day, because it's That Good

Before the Fall of Rome by @educationalporpoises - quite literally could NOT have asked for a better fucking secret santa. zee slayed. zee knocked it so out of the park that no one is yet to find the ball. it's luztoye and ancient history and reunions and truly what else do you need? 10/10

12 - songs that you associate with certain mutuals?

ohoho, this is where it gets LONG. sorry about that friends. under the cut because i have a lot to say and the time to say it, which is a bad combination

@lamialamia - linh my beloved. my darling. don't kill me but you are never gonna give you up by rick astling. not only are you catchy wonderful and always brightening up my notes, but i both never want to give you up nor let you down

@almost-a-class-act - guiding light by mumford and sons because truly what would the luztoye people do without you. die i think. you are the guiding light. the OG. thee #1

@dcyllom - dance the night by dua lipa because MOLLY whatever can i say other than you are the number one cheerleader of the modern webgott divorced two times au. you light up this world truly. this song fills me with joy and so do you

@whollyjoly - read my mind by the killers. because em you. you read my Mind on many occasion it must be said. same brain at times. how's mash going

@ewipandora - cheap thrills by sia because everytime you reblog literally anything i quite literally go ooOOOOH. you have an awesome beat good words Fascinating person. ewi i am holding your hand

@educationalporpoises - the baby shark song. zee i just see your pfp and i just immediately think of this song. i've never even heard it in it's entirety the lovely lyrics just run through my head whenever i'm lucky enough to see you on the dash <3

i have so many more mutuals that i love and adore but i do not have a mind for songs!! hugs and kisses to all

28 - what's something that lives in your brain rent free and you want everyone to know about the show/the fandom/your works?

portuguese luz. portuguese luz. do i have to say anything else. that is what everyone should know. that is number one. some good fucking food <3

#rie answers #i love this game this is like. the best. i am having the Best Day y'all #joy and love to all amen

[sharkface-daydreams]

alrighty, AU time. some of these are partially posted. some are partially written. some of them will never see the light of day and/or are only half formed ideas shaped by delirious whimsy. but i think they're fun.

tagging @autisdicksimmons bc this is your fault (affectionate)

Thread Gulch Chronicles - the 4th wall touching cross stitch au. still haven't decided if i want to do anything related to framing

Andy the bomb but turn him into a ship ai and give him a crush on a dirty little shisno au - partially posted as of rn but the guy who works on this isn't out very much so it's in limbo kinda

Tripartite "villains in love" au (i know the name is stupid, bite me) - all take place in the same universe. stassney lives and ends up Stockholm syndromed with Felix who he rescues from dying at the bottom of the tower, locus realizes Doyle's romantic notions of soldiers are actually what's correct and either they fuck off together and Doyle fakes his death or locus surrenders idk haven't decided, and sharkface and price say fuck all this shit and fuck off into the aether for a happy ever after. there's some bits posted as the Unfettered [WIP snips] on ao3

Afterburner - Hargrove recovers Sigma and Sigma is given to sharkface to assist in killing freelancers (underdeveloped, that's literally all i have written lmao)

Double Triple - the triplets and the trio trying to make the best of their ice planet abandonment with hijinks and nonsense and dwindling supplies

Foxtrot Echoes - the honeypot au: version 1 contains no actual York ai but it's completely contrived and hinges on sharkface being a good enough actor to fool Carolina, wash and epsilon in order to get closer enough to kill them. bro fails step 1 tho and falls for Carolina and has to come clean thereby destroying the whole reason he'd confessed. angst!!! version 2 contains actual York ai but he's an early attempt by freelancer to acquire another ai so he's not technically a smart ai but he's still an ai and his and shark's psyches bleed into each other a bit

Heartstrings au - I only have Gravity posted bc tbr the rest of this is completely self indulgent Locington schmoop but I'm always a sucker for a good betrayal plotline

Shark mechanic au! the feds n news scoop up a fishy enemy and as they need all hands on deck he helps them as a mechanic and bonds a bit with the ducklings

modern band au - shark in a band with wash, south, pills and sleeves, all sorts of drama. not very well developed but lots of Sharklina angst

Xmas sharcus bit - this might get written eventually. modern au where the mercs gang gathers at Locus' for the holiday and during an argument with Felix, shark breaks an ornament that's really important to his bf locus… then works really hard to fix it but it's like glass u know so it's a huge pita. idk. Christmas schmoop, i was miserable on antivirals when i did this lol

the Sharklix "get worse together" enemies who fuck to kinda friends who fuck and also get revenge together au. unlikely to be posted, it's a little too self indulgent lol

games of the heart - au where Sharkface realizes he can't beat the freelancers physically so he suckers wash into falling for him so he can turn around and shred his heart to pieces. underdeveloped, self indulgent

get your kicks - the long haul trucker/greasy spoon waiter lolix au featuring unhappily married locus and licherally dying of boredom working for tips along the desert freeway Felix (thanks Ross for the line i took and ran with 💖) also the road is route 66 and modeled after the old route 66 on earth for novelty reasons

Lazarus - locus does his good guy shtick and returns often to help a sangheili colony and winds up with an alien baby. someone activates a temple of regeneration on chorus, and now alive Felix goes hunting for revenge. parts of this posted in scribbles n bits but it's not a full thing in the first place

the Locnut farm family rivalry au with donut and his two moms next door to locus and his two dads who are in a Midwestern rivalry but the two of them are getting along much too well

MaceFace! Mason and Sharkface run into each other at physical therapy and get chummy and eventually set out together for revenge since Lolix and the freelancers are both on Chorus

The Outriders AU - an enormous crossover undertaking with characters in the Outriders game universe… this will probably never be done but i got great plans for it. the mercs and a few others get freaky superpowers, there's an epic quest for info to secure survival, and Dr Church is trying to reverse engineer the superpowers unethically and causing problems so what else is new

MetaNut meet-cute/horny au where donut doesn't get shot bc Meta gets attached and also yanks donut over the cliff with him during the fight but they both survive and work their way back up to civilization while everyone else assumes them dead. plural meta au ✌️ also they have a little cottage with a garden and bees

the "no-PFL" SharkPrice AU where Price is hired at the same Charon building untoasted Sharkface is working security for and also Price and Dr Church are bitter exes and Church thinks Price is cradle-robbing when he sees them together

red Team Shark AU where Boose and Shark are friends and bond over losing your friends

Tear The Throat - also known as the SharKey AU (the one that comic is about) where Sharkface gets the key because he grabs it and tosses it to Felix not knowing it bonds to one person. This is a Chorus-loses AU bc they can just turn the key on the purge and call it a day and cash in.

WashFace au where Wash and Terrence were together before whatever shit happened that got Wash almost court martialed and sent to PFL, and Wash doesn't shoot when Sharkface makes his little "as long as I'm alive" speech bc he recognizes him when he takes off his helmet. and shark is like wtf you're supposed to be DEAD and gdi he can't kill wash now this is fucking unfair

extremely underdeveloped Dragon Age au with Sharkface as an apostate fire mage but like that's literally all there is to it lmao … shape shifter with dragon form could be fucking cool tho

fucking hell i forgot the Yurch au, that shit just started sprawling. yellow church gets stuck in cabooses head after church's time travel shenanigans in s3? and then yoinked out into a spare Android body and now there's a new guy on Blue team but he's church but he's not. blue church gets sent to rats nest with the others instead of isolated and they rescue all the fragments. EL/NOD AU. this is also what i made my freelancer OCS for but only Rhode island is actually in the story until they get to chorus. few variations on that one

#rvb #Red vs Blue #why not let's maintag this sh #au Central #most of these involve sharkface but like did you expect anything else of me lol #but yeah I've had terrible writers block for months so these all just get backed up in my head with nowhere to go :/ #sorry i forgot the yurch au i had to tack that on there #I THINK I FIXED ALL THE TYPOS IF I FIND ANY MORE I'LL DIE

[labratboygirl]

HIHIIII don’t mind me immediately coming to your inbox I just gotta yap for a few more seconds then I’ll let ya go OKOK

I AM GENJINELG SHAKING IM SOSOSOSOSOSO GLAD YOU LIKE THE DRAWINGSSSS

fuck . I messed up mortal Ren death SHJSHSHSHWHW whatever at least ya liked it .also if you couldn’t see cuz of the filter I did in fact get the scars on his arms :333 JUSR SYAING IDK WHY

IF YOU DONT MIND ME CONTINUOUSLY TAGGING YOU ILL TRY TO DO MORE ART EVERY DAY . IT HELPS ME OUT CAUSE IM LEARNING DIGITAL ART as long as you’re good with that ofcofc

YEAGHHHHB YOUR OCS ARE SO DOPE . I WOULD LITERALLY LOVE TO GO THROUGH AND DRAW ALL OF THEM IN MY FREE TIME SOOO IF YOU DONT MIND THROWING A LIST AT ME ID FEEL HONORED TO DO SO :333 I CAN ALSO DO CHARACTERS FROM SHOWS AND GAMES AND STUFF

considering I forgot half the things I was gonna say ((<- ass memory)) and this is already getting long I’ll stop here BUTTTT literally soso happy you like it if you want me to draw anything ((for whatever reason .im not too good at it anyways BUT PRACTICE IS THE COMICALLY LARGE KEY HERE)) LMK AND ILL MOST LIKELY DO IT ‼️‼️

LITERALLY HAVE THE COOLEST DAY EVERRRRR OK BYEBYE SORRY TO MAKE YOU READ ALLAT ^_^_^_^_^

HELLOOOOOO STREETY HIHIHIHJHI !!!!!!!!! YOU ARE LICHERALLY SO SO SWEET AND BASED I SWEEEAARRRR YOU CAN MAKE ME + TAG ME IN FANART AS MUCH AS YR HEART DESIRES BUT PLEASE REMEMBER TO TAKE BREAKS TOO .burnout will gut you like a Fish if you aint careful ANYWAYS GN ILY SLASH PEE ^_____^

#⚰️🌓 #sorry if this feels halfhearted at all BECAUSE I DO REALLY REALLY LOVE ADN APPRECIATE ALL THIS imjust sleepytired rn #*shitty bitcrushed voice* youve got mail!!