It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
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If you look closely you can see the smallest criminal in the world committing her crimes (underage drinking and breaking and entering) (ignore my leaning shelf of pisa)
[ID: a photo of a bookshelf sitting outside my bathroom door, with a variety of things on it, including food, first aid stuff, toiletries, bags, towels, beer, kraft dinner, etc. It leans very badly to one side and the shelves are all crooked. On the second shelf, very small compared to everything around her, is Mashed Potato, a white and caramel coloured Syrian hamster. She is sitting on a beer can and sniffing at the top of another like she is trying to drink from it. End ID.]
Criminal
[ID: a close up showing Mashed Potato sniffing the beer can. End ID.]
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Astons Specialities had this Farmers Beef Stew (S$14.80) on the menu so I decide to give it a try. Came with mashed potato and a side dish which I opted for a house salad. The beef was fork tender and the gravy robust which goes well with the creamy mashed potato. And oh, mum wasn’t hungry so she just watches me eat. :D
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First Born
"The first born daughters are always the female version of her father"
Livia, Davina, Milena, Harika, Zoe, Callie, Madeline, Madoa, Diana: *The first born daughters*
Lilia, Satan, Keith, Neuvillette, Shirou, Mashed Potato, Sebastian, Allen, Murr: *The dads they're similar to in appearance and personality*
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akdsjfklajkfjkdafsa want to write but brain is to mashed potato to :(
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I am a potato
okay I know everyone and their mother says this jokingly or just as saying that they are lazy but like no. I A M A N A C T U A L P O T A T O. Not trying to gatekeep but like I have the exact skin of a very slightly baked potato and when I am tan omggggfg I am like you left the baked potato sit and it turned extra brownish. Btw (I am Filipino and have naturally tan skin so like ye)
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What is everyone’s favorite potato dish?
The answer you give WILL change the outcome of your story.
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HEY YOU. STOP RIGHT THERE
time for a Mashed Potato sniff test
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hiiiiiii would you be so kind as to tell us all abt your favorite thing that the 100% always perfectly innocent and without wrongdoing Miss Mashed Potato has done lately?? sitting w my chin in my hands 🩷
Hi friend :3
The terrible criminal known as Mashed Potato has been really into three things lately:
1) Knocking over her wheel - not running on it, mind, but digging and climbing behind it. See photographic evidence below of her "maybe if I freeze in place they won't notice me" face from when I came home two days ago.
2) Trying very hard to get back to the shelf with the 3/4" gap so she can squeeze back into it. She is allowed in a safe area of my apartment to free run, but she's bored with it right now, and very determined to get back to the fun unsafe area. (Don't worry, we're working on finding some other enrichment that doesn't involve maybe getting stuck under a bookshelf.) See photographic evidence of a recent capture after an escape attempt.
3) Trying very hard to get into the massive hole in my bathroom wall that's been there since January. Now, she's never been allowed in the hole in the wall (because I like having an alive hamster), however, she has been near it in her ball and knows that it smells bad and she wants in there. Thankfully, the hole got blocked up in the past week, both by a board and a new vanity, but she is very irate about both of these facts. (See photograph of her raging against the new vanity from the safety of her ball below.)
Anyway, all told, she's having a grand time, is VERY curious and wants to explore all the things, and is working hard on becoming a more successful criminal!!
[ID copied from alt text. Three photos of Mashed Potato, who is a white and caramel coloured Syrian hamster. First, she is climbing on the bars at the very top corner of her cage. Below her, a hamster wheel is lying knocked on its front. She looks a lil guilty. Second, she is in her hamster ball, pressed up against a bathroom vanity and trying to smell it through the walls of the hamster ball. Third, Mashed Potato the hamster being held in my hand. She is looking at the camera and holding onto my hand with her tiny paws, and looks very cute and unremorseful. End ID.]
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