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friendlyengie · 10 months
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in line with the hc I’ve seen thrown around often that medic comes from a long line of doctors who are just as fucked up as he is. I think his parent was a single mad scientist lady and medic is her beautiful baby science experiment that she grew in a tube through various scientific affronts to god. Her favorite freak of nature.
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floweypilled · 9 months
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ladyartichokie · 4 months
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Something something the first two sagas ending with Athena and then Odysseus gets into an argument with Athena so this saga ends with Posiedon, one of Athena's most well-known enemies
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hubblespacemission · 1 month
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i’ve come to the conclusion that modern au chip would have a shelf full of miku figures
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Tentacle hentai purist who scoffs at all art depicting the appendages of octopi and squids that are scientifically known as “arms” instead of the two longer appendages a squid has that are real tentacles
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lazarus---rising · 3 months
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me: 2 redbull and an adderall breakfast is the most important meal of the day :)
my guardian angel (currently taking the form of the guy from the mechanisms to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would help you not “die at dawn”
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what if we got our ears pierced at the claire’s in the vulture dimension
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spacedustmantis · 4 months
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ulysses, broken, traumatized and racked with guilt after 10 years of warfare and being responsible for thousands of deaths: please, hades, i beg of you to free me from these horrific memories.
ashes, high off their ass, felt like running a planet for a little while: go die boy. i mean they
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gravitcat · 5 months
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the femserizawa propaganda
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meziniart · 1 year
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Never let them take the light behind your eyes
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catsharkie · 3 months
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enabran tain: got some straight gas🔥😯😝😝this strain is called “the wire” you’ll be zonked out your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit
(2 years later)
me, confined to the infirmary: i need to know that someone forgives me.
my friend bashir, pacing: i forgive you, for whatever it is you did
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whales-are-gay · 4 months
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jack harkness gotta be in the backgrou d of every torchwood frame studying cuntology at the university of servington from the best (doctor 9th doctor)
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“Working from home, more like jerkin’ from home amiright?”
But my hilarious joke goes unappreciated. I look around, there’s no one there. The office is empty, everyone working from the comfort of their homes. In the end the real jerk is me
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courtingchaos · 7 months
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Will knows Eddie. He’s known Eddie for three years actually because he’s ‘John’s older friend’ Eddie, according to Joyce. She likes him actually because he’s always saying please and thank you and she tells him all the time he has such a nice personality. Johnathan will laugh and Eddie will kick him under the table and Joyce will shake her head and give them both the sandwiches she made for Will and Mike but they got beat by older boys.
Will hears Eddie talking to Johnathan on a random school night about something he took a photo of and he mentions D&D.
“Do you play?” Will asks from the doorway that he was trying to hide in. John halfheartedly shoos him away but Eddie says it’s cool with a laugh.
“Yeah, do you?”
“I’m a level 8 Wizard.” He takes a few steps into John’s room, his new art pad clutched tight against his hip. “I’m also the Dungeon Master.”
“No shit? Byers you didn’t tell me your little brother was cool.” Eddie swats at Johnathan with a big grin. “I also happen to be a Dungeon Master.”
Will is unsure of Eddie and his proffered hand. He’s seen how loud and animated he can get but if Johnathan likes him then maybe he’s okay. He reaches a small hand out and the older boy’s swallows his.
“Do you have a group you play with?”
“Well, yeah who would I be DM’ing for?” Will raises an eyebrow that could rival Mike’s and Eddie scoffs, turning back to the stack of fliers between him and John.
“Fair. Look, when you get to high school look me up.” He shares a look with Johnathan and they both laugh. “I’m sure I’ll still be there.”
“Do you have a group?”
“Yeah, Hellfire.” Eddie points at one of the flyers with a demon head sketched on it.
“Did you draw that?”
“Yup, and it’s my club.” A satisfied smirk directed at Will and he feels a little warm flame in his chest. “I haven’t been able to get your brother to play but maybe once you hit freshman year I can put your Wizard to work.”
“What do you play?”
“A bard.”
“In real life too.” John chimes in and hands over the stack of papers. “He’s in a metal band.” He wiggles his brows at his little brother and Will gives them both a wide eyed stare.
“It’s not even-don’t get excited we just jam in a garage.” Eddie hands a flyer to Will off the top of the stack when he stands, grabbing his jacket off the foot of Johnathan’s bed. “Hang on to that, like I said I’ll probably still be kicking around here.”
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aroace-polyshow · 4 months
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they call me the procrastinator because. well. um. i was supposed to write a joke for this section but. i .procrastinated on it. and didn’t come up with anything in time.
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