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Arbi, before I went vegetarian (don’t worry this isn’t one of those posts ok i’m not here to shove my ideology down your throat ok i swear im just a regular dude who fucks with leaves a lil more than regular and damn lets be real ok cheese is fucking phenomenal, but Arbi listen to my point and stop gettin me on tangents here i swear the fucking nerve on some of you people god damn.) before I went vegetarian I loved arbys i fucking loved having a big ol wavy beef and cheddar with the onion bun and just absolutely smothering that bad boy in a gallon of arbys sauce and I know what you’re thinking youre thinking, dude, shoefuck, not original ok ive heard it its really not funny and I agree Arbi i do i really do I assure you i have not arrived upon the threshold to your life for the soul purpose of bringing you misery through poorly conceived attempts at humor. No, instead the reason I find myself before you today is a multi threaded tale of ups and downs the complexity of which rivals the nature of the universe itself. My primary goal was to simply let you know that you have reminded me of a happy time in my life, a time when things were different, not better, simply different, as both of us know change can be at times both things at once or even neither should it so choose. Secondarily, despite the cosmic circumstances of our fateful encounter, I do have a single, and most virtuous request, a request the likes of which has the potential to absolutely rip and tear the fuck out of the validity of capitalism as we know it.
listen Arbi. I need your help. Together were going to dismantle the illusion of an iron grip that the elites have held over our very own people for far too long. They have lied and stole with impunity for their last time on this planet, we will delegitimize their rule, destabilize their support systems and most importantly make a mockery of the ground they stand on and the air they continue to cycle through their leeching lungs. This one has been in the works for ages now Arbi. It may seem like a small initial first step, but so too is the first domino in a game of yahtzee. Arbi I’m sorry, but i need you to say bazinga. Its the only way. Ive connected all the red strings and it all ties back to a singular source Arbi. By simply harvesting bazingas and infusing them with unbridled absurdity we can create a social wave off the back of the big bang theory, which will send out of touch media execs into a scramble as they try to figure out what they did, when the answer is nothing, bug bang did nothing Arbi, it was us. It was the people. And together, in a moment of grand glory we will all realize the power that we hold together. But i cant do it alone arbi. None of us can do it alone. Its up to us. Each and everyone of us arbi. Do it for doki doki literature club. Do it for ecco the dolphin. Perhaps most importantly: do it for knuckles the echnida.
I don’t know anything about those last three things BUT I recognize you from fighting with my friend Yellow, so, just for having the balls to pick a fight with them, here you go:
Bazinga
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hmmm i want to write soap medically discharged and having to learn how to be a civilian again
#i think i am going to make him hoh and an amputee#ghost will be there too of course#soap being the one unable to cope and ghost doing fine is my favorite lil trope of theirs#the inherent depression of getting the only life you knew for years ripped away#like i dont think ghost copes amazingly at civilian life but he’s definitely better than soap#hmm time to research how prostetics work#and how long it takes for you to be able to get hearing aids after losing your hearing#fic plans
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#submission#plvpw#professor layton vs phoenix wright#ace attorney#amazingly this line has not been posted before#i know i've been gone for 84 years#i'm sorry it took so long to post this i hadn't checked this blog in so long#but THANK YOU <3
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Helloo!! I love your writing and especially your sweetheart series that has really brightened up some of my days! I recently started to get into anatomy again soooooo, here's sweetheart!
Take care of yourself! ♡♡
YEEEAAASSSS
THIS IS IT YALL. THIS IS A MASTER AT WORK
#dude#dude omg#OHHHHH MYYY GOOAAAHHHDDDDD#this is amazingly awesome#LIKE FR YOU DID SUCH A WONDERFUL JOOOBBBB SHEHEHAJ#ESPECIALLY IN WATERCOLOR?????? bitch bye#YOU'RE SO AWESOME I CANT#IM JUMPIN AND SHI#im extremely sorry that ive been gone so long#idk whats going on but i still want to do sweetheart! i just need the motivation...#141 sweetheart#141 sweetheart fanart#hunter's ask lounge ☕️
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ENCHANTED APRIL SENTENCE STARTERS.
taken from the 1991 film, an adaptation of the 1922 novel by elizabeth von arnim. feel free to change wording and pronouns and provide context as necessary. do not add to this list.
“it seems so wonderful and it's such a miserable day.”
“it’s not worth wasting one’s time thinking about.”
“i don’t suppose that means much to you. sometimes it doesn’t mean much to me, either.”
“you look as though you wanted it as much as i do.”
“you look so beautiful and so sad.”
“if you wish for something hard enough, it happens.”
“but no one will know I’m there even if i am.”
“have you ever seen things in a kind of flash before they happen?”
“i’m sure it must be wrong to be good for so long you become miserable.”
“i can see you’ve been good for years, and you aren’t happy.”
“i’ve been doing things for other people since i was a little girl, and i don’t believe i’m loved any better.”
“you must believe I’ve never spoken to anyone like this in my life.”
“i don’t know what’s come over me.”
“you should have been there, my dear. i missed you.”
“that’s rather a depressing thought.”
“god must know an awful lot. why doesn’t he do something?”
“there’s something immoral about all this.”
“all i wish to do is sit in the shade and remember better times and better men.”
“i hope you’re not in the habit of seeing dead people, however distinguished. it’s not in the best of taste.”
“i mean, we’re not businessmen, are we? they have to distrust each other.”
“i want to just sit and not talk and not think.”
“well, it’s very wearing. everyone makes demands… especially men.”
“you look lovely.” / “i know. thank you, name.”
“we could both do with a change.”
“it really is the most extraordinary coincidence.”
“I’m afraid it’s all settled, name. i can’t go back on my word.”
“do you suppose it’s all real?”
“were you ever in your whole life so happy?”
“i promised myself the first thing to happen in this place would be a kiss.”
“we were going to choose the nicest room for you.”
“we were going to make it pretty for you with lots of flowers.”
“you shouldn’t be so independent that people have no chance to be generous.”
“you know, i hadn’t realized you were so pretty.”
“you’re really quite lovely.”
“i was just thinking about cuckoos for some reason.”
“i suppose you realize we’ve got to heaven.”
“i intend to spend most of my time reading by myself.”
“you have the most interesting habit of answering a question with the same question.”
“if i can be left quiet for one month, forget things… i might be able to get myself straight.”
“i’ve wasted so much time being beautiful.”
“what she really wants is to be left alone.”
“soon she won’t have to try… she’ll just be herself without trying.”
“don’t worry about me. I’m just lying here thinking.”
“then i have had all the trouble of coming out here for nothing.”
“we’ve just discovered it.”
“why don’t you like us being here?”
“we just didn’t know about it, that’s all.”
“i’ve written and told him everything.”
“it would be mean not to share all this.”
“the important thing is to have lots of love about.”
“i had this obsession with justice, you see.”
“i’d like to stay here and think.”
“that’s very imprudent and very improper.”
“have you noticed how difficult it is to be improper with no men about?”
“it’s a good feeling, getting rid of things.”
“i want to love name, but not necessarily spend every night with him.”
“i haven’t felt this restless since i was a child.”
“it’s too absurd for someone my age.”
“i feel something is going to happen. but i won’t let it.”
“it’s odd how one’s mind slips sideways in a place like this.”
“if you knew me, you’d know how strange it was.”
“there’s no way back.”
“isn’t it beautiful here, name? the air is golden.”
“you’re here. that’s the important thing.”
“you’ve every right to be angry with me.”
“where else would you meet such interesting people?”
“i don’t want name worried in any way.”
“i like him. I didn’t think i would, but i do.”
“all the advantages i was born with, and i’ve misused them.”
“i have it all. why can’t i hold onto it?”
“you have a gift for happiness.”
“well, it’s like coming home.”
“i mean, well… i don’t know what i mean.”
“i’d believe any place you lived in would be exactly like you.”
“isn’t it better to feel young somewhere than old everywhere?”
“oh, good gracious, child.”
“so you see, dear boy, you must stay here.”
“it’s such a pretty story.”
“i thought you might be bored.”
“sweetheart… i’m so glad you came.”
“you’re right, name. it’s this place.”
“and i’m late on your very first evening. do forgive me.”
“it’s a great thing to get on with one’s loving and not waste time.”
“she sees what we can’t see because she loves him.”
“oh, dear name, we must be friends forever and forever.”
“i couldn’t help noticing how miserable you seemed.”
“oh, what the devil. it’s too beautiful a night to be miserable.”
“all my dead friends don’t seem worth reading tonight. they always say the same things, good things, but always the same.”
“i’m tired of the dead. i want the living.”
“thank you, my dear. i was feeling a little melancholy.”
“it does seem that people can only be happy in pairs, all sorts of pairs.” / “then you and i will be a pair, name. we’re going to be very good friends.”
“the roses are in love in the rose garden.”
“but that’s another story.”
#rp meme#roleplay meme#sentence starters#dialogue prompts#dialog prompts#ask meme#writing prompts#roleplay prompts#ask prompts#rp prompts#roleplay prompt#inbox meme#romance#angst#long post tw#long post#AHHH this movie!!!#so beautiful so wonderful... such an exquisite mixture of cottagecore and just the softest touch of melancholia all about love and nature#also it's *amazingly* acted!!! i am so not surprised it won oscars#josie lawrence my absolute beloved...#anyways. happy world book day everyone!!! enjoy it!!! (i desperately need to read the book)
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Funniest thing about the movie arc so far is that so much of it was hyped up to be Aqua’s “Big plan” and “the last stage to his ultimate revenge!” And so far in the movie arc (even despite RubyKana fight and everyone suffering which Aqua typically does not leave alone for long) he’s just:
#oshi no ko spoilers#although I do think it’s mostly purposeful that Aqua’s perspective has been hidden from the story for so long#it’s just rly funny cause the main story? arc was very Aqua centric in him being broken and going past the point of no return#rly hoping Akasaka doesn’t fumble to Ball with Aqua’s inevitable arc#because so far Ai’s has been handled amazingly and Ruby has been getting some good development as well#oshi no ko#aqua hoshino#onk#onk anime#ruby hoshino#oshi no ko anime#eiko won’t stfu
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scorched earth (7/?)
Note: This story is set in the world of my very long Maleficent/Aurora fanfiction The Prisoner (which you can read here if you want), but focuses almost entirely on original characters. There is no need to read The Prisoner to understand what is going on--this story stands on its own and will give you all the background info you need. Please also note the general content warning; I will not give specific warnings by chapter.
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Once upon a time, in a land not so very far from my own humble abode, a king and queen longed desperately for a child. The messy details are not terribly important to our current tale, but suffice to say, the young queen begged a dark fairy for a favor, and the dark fairy obliged her. This fairy was, as far as fairies go, rather young at the time, and of relatively little renown. She gave the queen her price—an invitation to the wanted child’s christening—and when the time came, the queen did not pay. The dark fairy appeared nevertheless, and bestowed a gift of her own choosing upon the baby princess: the child would live a happy and healthy sixteen years, and then she would die.
Various interested parties were understandably not best pleased with this arrangement, and did their utmost to circumvent the fairy’s will. As a result, the princess was saved from an early death, and the fairy, whose name was Maleficent, was badly wounded and imprisoned in the infamous Chains of Avasina.
As many of my readers will already know, the magic of the Chains has many peculiarities, borne of an age-old presumption which has proven surprisingly accurate over the centuries. The Chains have no lock or key, but can only be removed by one who is not of the dark fae.
The princess, now a kind-hearted and curious young woman, stole down to the dungeon to speak with Maleficent, and agreed to set her free, on one condition: that Maleficent would take the princess with her when she left.
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#fic:prisoner#fic:scorched earth#exciting tag for writing things#this is the 'oh sure it will be simple to summarize the relevant parts of the prisoner' chapter#i think this chapter has quite a lot of payoff for those who do remember a lot of smaller details from the prisoner tho!#v sorry to my neighbors for any delighted cackling they may have heard at interesting hours of the night#i was just SO EXCITED by how well it was coming together LOL#we'll see how long the next chapter is but amazingly i think i'm still more or less on track with my outline#maybe like 10-12 chapters total depending on where things fall
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For anyone annoyed by the Tumblr changes, if you're on desktop I would recommend using XKit Rewritten (and New XKit for any other odd changes you'd like to try out, including even older aspects of Tumblr). It's the older version of Rewritten but most of the extensions on it are still supported/do work). I can't guarantee they'll definitely make a fix for it/a direct fix for this particular UI change, but it's possible that they might since they usually make extensions that allow you to essentially revert changes made to the UI. Other various UI extensions (such as old ones from Tumblr's past UIs that the extensions basically just revert you to) may also help fix up your UI.
As you might expect these extensions need to be on to work/revert the appearance of the UI (so if you turn them off you'll revert to the current state of Tumblr), but while they are on you can curate your UI to look how you want it. This goes for both New XKit and XKit Rewritten. I use both and I couldn't live without them lol. You can get some big oldies of Tumblr's, like classic search on Rewritten or the Tweaks extension (full of various UI tweaks) on New XKit (including the old shade of blue Tumblr used a long time ago that I never stopped using!).
Unfortunately I don't know of any solution for mobile if it affects mobile at any point (or if it already has), but whenever you're on desktop, I would definitely recommend both these versions of XKit. I have so many extensions from them that I often don't even realize when there are UI changes (remember how Tumblr added themes for your dashboard? I didn't even notice for the longest time because I've had New XKit on the whole time) because Tumblr's default coding is overwritten by the extensions I have on.
#DCB Comments#literally like when was the last time I was bothered/affected by a big UI change#idk bc I always have XKit on lol fhjaghjfg like half the time I don't even notice there was a change#atm I can't tell if I just haven't been hit by the change yet or if all the extensions I'm using are preventing it#bc I use a LOT of old interface extensions so in a sense I'm using an older version/look to Tumblr#I also heard a techbro runs Tumblr now so don't be surprised that this site is going to#end up looking like a Twitter clone. techbros want all social media to look exactly identical#while still claiming to want to one up each other and act like they have the bigger/better company#like nah bruh y'all're the same and y'all're shit#as much as I still hope Tumblr doesn't fall into that I feel like it will unless someone else runs Tumblr soon :'(#like buddy I don't use Twitter much at all anymore for a reason. well a lot of reasons#anyway get New XKit for lots of OLDER older Tumblr stuff and Rewritten for newer stuff/updated New XKit stuff#New XKit still works fine it's just that they made a newer/more improved version of New#if you've never used XKit make sure to use NEW and REWRITTEN tho#the original XKit is probably no longer functional and I don't even know if it's still on the app stores#last I knew of it most of its extensions were so outdated that they broke a long time ago#but you can use both of the newer ones together actively and it works amazingly
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I'm 100 pages into Moby Dick and they just got on the goddamn boat
This book actually kinda fucks hard it's great?
#Moby Dick#Was not expecting a comedy out of this book tbh#Nor was I expecting homoeroticism#And I was NOT expecting Herman Melville to actually be cool about representing non-Christian religion in a Christian dominated society??#And there's only been one (1) woman in the book so far but she was such a cool character?#Plus there's a shocking amount of class consciousness in this??#Herman Melville Woke King??????#This book came out in 1851 and Ishmael's saying this Pacific Islander he met a couple of days ago is basically George Washington#He does keep calling him a cannibal and the guy does keep talking about doing cannibalism#So it might not hold up to modern standards for racial sensitivity in that regard#But like the man's saying that this guy wanted to give Christianity a try#Figured out that it wasn't for him so he went back to his pagan ways and literal idol worship#And Ishmael was like “Whoa based? God said to love your fellow man and this is man is as equal to me as anyone else”#Real shit here honestly#This was pre-Civil War this is amazingly ahead of its time in terms of racial justice#Also: “hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling” is based as fuck I love this guy so much#The first chapter is a masterpiece#“This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship”#THAT IS SO FUCKING GOOD#I can't believe it's taken me this long to START THIS BOOK
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make the sphere poll!
okay! here goes
youtube
elaborate on context in the tags, if you like (did you watch it in an educational context? did a friend show it to you? did you stumble upon it alone, in a late-night youtube binge kept secret from your parents?)
#the trashcan speaks#this is like the most mathblr adjacent post i've ever made#anyway *i* first saw it at math camp in middle school so.#i was like one of the only people who brought a laptop bc they were technically forbidden* so people would wind up hanging out in my room#in order to watch youtube videos. which was a thing people did in the early 2010s. show each other weird youtube videos#its the closest i got to being Socially Popular#(*my parents told me they had gotten special dispensation for me; everyone else had to use the dorm computer lab to email their parents)#(this was just straight up a lie but i wasnt like keeping it secret so it took an amazingly long time for me to get in trouble)
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My mother in law finished my first book in the trilogy I’m writing and I’m dead because she loves it skjndjkdhidj she read the last hundred fifty pages in nearly one sitting and said it’s the strongest part of the book but that it’s well worth how “slow” the beginning is because by the time shit starts going down you really know the characters well I’m dead. she’s weird as hell about books and it’s not her genre but I live with her and I know she wouldn’t be able to fake liking it she can be mean as hell pfpflkjf
#baby’s first fucking booooook fkjfbkfjhf#it still needs a lot of work but blehhhh#I’m 60 pages in to the second and I’m so excited to at least get the solid first draft done of the trilogy lol#the second is going to be the longest but I finished the first in less than a year amazingly so maybe I can actually do this shit before I#fucking die fppflkfjf#140000 word first book#probably 300000 word second#I’m thinking unless I can fill the plot out way more the second will be about as long as the first#I don’t know#the only reason I think the second is gonna be much longer is because it’s over 16 years#unless I figure out a better ending point#which I don’t think will work because I need to save a pov for after something happens#for the third book#it’s just gonna have the most#big shrug#I meant the say the third will be about as long as the first fuck#ki rambling#ki writing
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This update is so!!!!!!!! It's SO COOL!!!! Clown, the voice actors, animators, artists did SO amazingly its awesome like!!!!! This update is so so so cool!
Spoilers since it's literally like, the first day
Ive repeated myself a lot but:
ITS SO COOL!!!!!
all the stuff with eddie!!!!! Him being absent being cut off from the wishlist was so cool! I didn't even notice it at first till some people pointed it out!! But the whole sequence of mix of animated ads real sets/props and PUPPETS!!! it's SO well made the animations was so cute!!! And the whole sequence with Eddie was so freaky!!! Houses eyes made me genuinely uncomfortable to where I had to look away from the screen!! It was so well made and so cool!!! Like HUGE props to the animators and artists cause omg
Also as I reblpgged and someone pointed out the aggression in the commercial from the website is so interesting! I didn't really grasp it while watching but I did have a reaction to Eddie getting so mad!! Ot caught me off guard since he's proreyed as being anxious but going w the flow really so!!! it was so cool and well made !!!!!
And the !!!! Frank seemingly breaking character??? It was so good it caught me so off guard!!! I also wonder if it connects to his song at all? Because it's a song about being forced to let things go? But idk
All the voice actors did so well too!!! Like the songs recorded and book were so fun to listen to!! Like I genuinely want to listen to them again!! They're so much fun and so cute!!
I'm talking alot but all in all this update was amazing!! I can't wait to see if there's more we missed since it just came out but!!!! im excited!!!
Edit!
Also the secret website is so cool!! Especially w the name being foreshadowed in the news letter/update!!
#welcome home#its amazing!!! i havent been sjper excited or freaking out over anything in a long time!!#im so happy i get to experience this in real time!!!!! its so much fun seeing everyone fogure everything out and talk about it#its so so so SO cool#very excited to see if theres stuff we missed and to see theories#im not great at fully like theorizing and understanding the big picture sometimes so! im really excoted to read everyones thougts :)#but clown and everyone did amazingly on this update!!! :DD!!!#s.p procrastinates#more likw rambles honesly my gosh
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TODOBAKU
Don't hide yourself in regret
SFW, untranslated (Japanese)
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Myreadingmanga
#tdbk#sfw dj untranslated#untranslated#this one IS AMAZINGLY LONG... just wowwowowo one of my fav dj ever#loved it#todobaku
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#this just in: moving to another continent to live and work with complete strangers for six months#incredibly distant from every important person in your life and your supportive community#is in fact. incredibly difficult.#like idk it's hard to describe because it's also been amazingly cool and i'm so thankful i get to do this#and like i can see God's hand in so many things that have happened and are happening#and He's providing what i need in such amazing ways#but also i'm exhausted and really really homesick#and i miss my people#and i miss going to chapel at school#and honestly just attending church in a language i understand#and rn i'm dealing with a crisis at least every day about what i'm going to do with the rest of my life#and long distance dating is really hard and need i reiterate i am exhausted and when i get tired and sad i self isolate. which is unhelpful#and generally i'm in that weird state of being where i genuinely have no clue how to persevere and i feel deeply deeply out of my depth#and also God is just. so present.#tbh i'm terrified that the rest of my life is just going to be Like This#and i'm also terrified that the rest of my life is not going to be Like This#because the last 5ish years have been Like This to varying degrees and i've learned and grown so much and i've come to know God so much mor#but i'm so tired.#and i'm tired of getting up every day and dealing with things that are scary.#but i'm scared of a life where i don't because i'm most scared of stagnating#anyway wow congrats if you made it this far into my venting#on the bright side yesterday i experienced one of the weirder (in a good way) social situations i've ever been in#walked into my language learning partner's mother-in-law's house (who i'd never met before) at 10pm and was instantly given two plates#of beautiful homemade (culturally appropriate dumplings) and a cup of tea#and proceeded to stay for 40min listening to a conversation where i understood about 3 words out of every 50#couldn't have experiences like that if i stayed in my comfort zone could i
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what’s a video game that has a story/worldbuilding/game design/etc that you absolutely fuck with really hard but you wont get to finish or even play at all due to various circumstances (too difficult, not available on the game system you have, etc)
#posts brought to you by the fact that I think everything about rainworld is SO AMAZINGLY COOL AND WELL-DONE#but every time I try to play it I ragequit after not too long lol
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Something I’m liking about Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is the slow move away from stands as the ultimate means of accumulating power.
Stands are still pretty ubiquitous and super tough of course, but the big make-or-break victory condition for the pro/antagonists is starting to be less “I have the strongest stand” and more “I have captured and utilised the fabled macguffin which is some kind of bone/insect/fruit/mystery rock”. Stands aren’t that mysterious anymore, but if you find one of Buddha’s toenail clippings you might be able to become the head of the Yakuza or something.
I yearn for the day when some villain named Boney M has to steal Michelangelo’s David because the marble contains some kind of divine bacteria which will make him immune to universal entropy and his stand [Rasputin] is barely mentioned.
#jjba#jojo’s bizarre adventure#yeah I know stands are still the big decider in fights#i know [Wonder Of U] is god tier#and all of my beloved#long range automatic stands#in part 8 were amazingly tough#but what if they fought with beetles instead
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