#this man died a virgin

[ghostkingdoesstuff]

"When you were busy having premarital sex, I was busy studying the blade." -Luke Castellan at some point in time, probably

#alternatively “I was busy planning world domination” #this man died a virgin #sorry tumblr #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #luke castellan #pjo fandom #headcanon

[shhhsoftnwet]

Sometimes all a bad bitch want is a silly little short king 👹❤️‍🔥

#lemme tell u a secret……. #I reeeaally like power bottom Doyoung….. #NOBODY SEES MY VISION #I’m alone here I make my own food self sustenance #personally I hate toxic controlling seme type tops #but queen control bratty bottoms with super high standards and expectations tho 🤔 #like I’m cooking something #it’s not for everyone but I’m cooking something #height doesn’t matter #a short king is a short king when I see one #also LBR Dongsoo…. is a straight man…. he’s like default factory settings #this is derogatory btw #/point YOU ARE STRAIGHT! 🤮🫵 #imo DY is a verse like it don’t matter as long as he’s finally getting laid with Dongsoo #my mans desperate for dick #also funny headcanon DY is a virgin and died a virgin #he have 0 interest in relationship and sex until Dongsoo came into his life #whoch is why him chasing after Dongsoo is strangely innocent at its core #deep inside he’s just a teenage girl falling in love for the first time #also I read this one manga awhile back where the mob boss is the bottom and I’m like yanno what #I quite like this #this is new this is fresh #like who says a boss can’t be bottom?? #evilive #악인전기 #biography of a villain #도영동수 #dyds #fifi’s art #shhhsoftnwet

[cherryiswineing]

i need more loser!jason todd fics NOWWWWW !!!!

#jason todd #i’ve read too much smut of him being mean to his partner like wtf are you talking about #jason todd x reader #mans died a virgin and spent most of his life plotting against batman you think he has time for sex uhhhh no !! #i want him to be so nervous with every noise i make because he’d be scared that he hurt me

[grimmbunniee]

Eddie Munson in canon:

Eddie Munson in fanfic:

#stranger things season 4 #eddie munson x reader #eddiemunson #stranger things x reader #eddie munson x black!reader #stranger things #eddie munson #this man is bitchless he gets no play #he lived an virgin and died one let’s be real folks 😭 #love him tho

[ohchosen]

#happy sunday #lived a virgin entered an interdimensional space a virgin briefly resurrected a virgin died a virgin #this man has zero pull i need ff tiktok to get a grip #* ˖ · 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳 — local man ruins everything .

[athanoraa]

he says he's here because of you.

#jjba #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo fanart #vento aureo #solido naso #diavolo jjba #i drew half of this on the plane #at like. 3am #which fits the aesthetic i suppose #diavolo's mental state is so fascinating to me #the biblical connotations drive me CRAZY #like no one talks about how he LITERALLY #had a virgin mary birth #and that he died the same age jesus did #there are so many layers on this man #i want to peel them off one by one #like an onion or smth #but i dont have any friends to talk to about this #tragic. anyways #psst click for better quality

[aleatoryw]

look I love playing around with my silly little ventrobi aus but overall it's really frustrating to me that extended universe stories keep trying to give Obi-wan Kenobi love interests. besides the problems with these characters themselves (they're nearly all white women who are then inevitably added to the heap of dead star wars women), it also just... fundamentally misses the point of Obi-wan as a character.

he's very good at following the restrictive rules laid forth by the Jedi order, to the point of other characters remarking on it, and this contrasts him with passionate, traumatized Anakin. Obi-wan is emotionally closed off, and he simply cannot comprehend Anakin's choice to pursue a relationship with Padmé to the point that Anakin develops a mentor relationship with fucking Palpatine so he has someone to talk to about his feelings - even though he describes Obi-wan as "like a father to him". it's this lack of experience dealing with strong emotions and poor understanding of love that make him a terrible choice to train Anakin, that's part of the tragedy of the prequels!

and yet over and over we see writers try to add a romance arc for him bc it makes him more relatable, more "human". Siri in some older novels, ventress in the obsession series, satine in the clone wars series... I've also seen fans insist that Obi-wan is too attractive to have never had love interests. it's hurtful to me as an asexual person, honestly, to imply that characters with no sex or romance arcs are uninteresting. whether you headcanon him as ace/aro or just the order's goodest good boy, it's sad that in a galaxy of magic, aliens, and space battles, a man with no interest in sex or romance is too much for some people to imagine.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #some thoughts i have been having #like i genuinely think this man died a virgin bc he is that dedicated to the code! and that's not the sad part of his life! #that's a personal choice he made and just bc ewan mcgregor is a fuckin hottie in those movies doesnt mean he had to have romance! #now ventress and vos?? that's a pairing that makes sense. they would do that. they're messy bitches.

[twpsyn-who]

Stiles Stilinski is my favorite/comfort character, which means that I have a deeply desire to ship him with everyone, wish pain and suffering upon himself and an unresolved need to read 'Dead Stiles Stilinski' fics.

I need more angst in my life. I need him to suffer

#but also I need more what if fics with Stiles dying in many situations. like why there's no fic where he's the third virgin sacrifice???? #what if stiles died after getting kidnapped by gerwhateverhisname?? like maybe he tried to do something to save Erica and Boyd that got him #killed or just the events took a darker turn than canon #stiles dying in all those instances where a gun has been pointed at his face #THE NOGITSUNE MAN. Stiles getting affected by the bite Scott gave his double and dying because of it??? Stiles actually dying instead of #losing concussions after they got the nogitsune??? Stiles not having a divine move and actually following with the suicide route???? #What If the Nogitsune possessed Allison and is Stiles the one who dies when they go rescue Lydia??? That idea is living rent free in my #mind not gonna lie. I could see Stiles spending time with mr Argent trying to understand why he was able to hurt an Oni #Imagine Stiles stealing Chris's gun (the one he used back then) with only a few bullets in it and a silver knife and when the bullets run #off he stabs the last oni and that's when it hits him. is silver. #ANYWAY the idea was that.therr's no enough dead Stiles Stilinski on AO3 ! #and I wanr more #teen wolf stiles #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #all I want for Christmas is more angst and rare ship fics with this boy #PETER EITHER FORCING THE BITE ON STILE OR HIM ACCEPTING ONLY FOR IT TO NOT TAKE???? WHERE'S THAT.FIC AT HUH????? #just... the showdown is over peter is dead and derek is the alpha. everything nice and all until stiles... just falls on the ground. #the argents and jackson didn't need to be werewolves to tell that Stiles was hurt and bleeding but no one beside Derek knew why the blood #was turning black. anc Chris but how do you tell a bunch of kids that one of tgem was dying???? #ughhhh my heart man. Derek.offering to mercy kill Stiles??? omg Stiles being like 'Dad. I can't die I can't what about dad?' like he would #ve so worried about him!!! because if Claudia dying broke him? then Stiles dying too would kill the sheriff #so much angst potential yet nothing. unbelievable

[beniyazu]

The amount of people (men?) so convinced -and like strangely obsessed the idea of- Mikasa dying "a virgin" is such a huge ick not to mention just plain dumb. Like.. I shouldn't entertain such nonsense but like ...the ending is right there for you to look at... She's literally with a man (I know it's Jean but even if it isn't) and a baby... in her old age you see her with the same man... she's buried with a ring on her finger... like what???¿¿?

#aot #aot ending spoilers #aot rant lmao #ive seen this a surprising amount the past few days #and in response to me explaining why it could be jean to someone some guy pops in to say she never married anyone and died a virgin #its ok if you dont think its jean #but to completely ignore the man and baby she brought to the grave what... #ik weve talked about this a bunch already maybe but still it boggles my mind lmao

[britneyshakespeare]

It seems hard to me when I look at her sometimes, and think how many without one tithe of her genius or greatness of spirit have granted them abundant health and opportunity to labour through the little they can do or will do, while perhaps her soul is never to bloom nor her bright hair to fade, but after hardly escaping from degradation and corruption, all she might have been must sink out again unprofitably in that dark house where she was born. How truly she may say, 'No man may care for my soul.' I do not mean to make myself an exception, for how long I have known her, and not thought of this till so late—perhaps too late. But it is no use writing more about this subject; and I fear, too, my writing at all about it must prevent your easily believing it to be, as it is, by far the nearest thing to my own heart.

Dante Gabriel Rossetti writing of Lizzie Siddal's health in a letter dated 23 July, 1854

#european date orientation even tho it feels unnatural to my american brain #quotes #pre raphaelite #dante gabriel rossetti #rossetti #lizzie siddal #elizabeth siddal #elizabeth eleanor siddall #he really did admire her. not just the vague and vain concept of 'love' but he truly respected and appreciated her. #as much as a young victorian man could anyway...... #this book by jan marsh is so insightful. it's truly flipping a lot of my expectations and previous assumptions #i didn't realize how deeply he cared for her in all the years they were just courting. ppl made it sound like he encouraged her only a bit #in her artistic pursuits but he gave her all the credit and praise for everything. #lizzie could make one stroke on a canvas and he'd start crying #i think ppl confuse his later lurid affairs as a widower w him being a playboy in his 20s. which doesn't appear to be the case. #i remember reading somewhere years ago that there was no evidence he committed adultery in their (albeit short) marriage but ppl assume #based on what they know about him. but he and lizzie were still very young when she died and he was much more bright-eyed and bushytailed #it seems in her very early adulthood. #didn't yeats also lose his virginity when he was like 40??? and he of course got around w a lot of women once he did. #ppl always make assumptions of what historical figures must've been like based on their modern assumptions of how ppl behave #jan marsh is smashing my entire schema of dgr as a young man and im kinda here for it #the girlies are gagging for guggums

[waluigisgaybf]

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#this is dumb and personal #but god Im gonna fucking die a sad virgin I stg #I never ever leave my house so I never fucking meet anyone #and also am Demi so like- if I ever want to date anyone #I need to actually fucking know them #and also I have the WORST social anxiety #all the string crushes I’ve had on people I KNEW were mutual too always died out and nothing happened #because I NEVR act on ANY feelings like that #but I crave intomicay so bad #I’m fucked man #and I got no one to blame but myself

[anniethelen]

Bruce: Jen Steve lost his virginity to his boyfriend Bucky Barnes!

Jen: I knew it!

1 hour later:

Jen (Hunched over crying) He broke through seventy years of brainwashing and mind control with the words “Till the end of the line!”

#This takes place in a universe where Steve died in the final battle in Bucky's arms #to make sense of the context of the episode #or where Steve fakes his death to go on some mission #But I would love if someone wrote a short fic expanding on this #Or even one where Jen was asking Bruce about the relationship between Bucky and Steve #And Bruce playing coy and acting like he doesn't know what she's getting at #Or Jen was asking about his virginity because she wanted confirmation that Bucky was his boyfriend #and doesn't want to ask Bruce outright if Steve was gay #and is hoping he will just tell her #because come on #ignoring that nonsense in episode 1 Jen would totally be a stucky shipper #Jen and Deadpool would be stucky shippers #Marvel I will take all your attempts to make Steve the straightest man to ever straight #and rewrite them to be gay

[bittenboy]

isaac in his early-mid twenties thinks he is deeply unlovable. this does not stop him from getting feelings for anyone who is even kind of nice to him

#tbd. #man dated 1 (one) woman and said no one will ever love me again #to be fair she did #die #srry allison #imagine you lose your virginity and then she pretty much immediatly DIES #rough

[strawbeb]

the entire catholic church has a weird obsession with virgin women and i’m kinkshaming because what the fuck.

#it’s GROSS #its always like. the VIRGINS #and they always get killed #sorry but i’d be fucking fuming if my entire legacy was ‘she died a virgin’. as if that’s the only worthwhile thing a woman can do #no man the entire concept of virginity is bullshit #but you’re telling me that if i was a saint and idk i fucking died trying to save an entire village from a fire #the main thing the catholic church would care abt was if i was a virgin or not #nah i’d let the fucking fire take them

[ikeameatballspoisonedme]

I feel so vindicated being a Reload hater look at the FUCKING DATE!!!!!!!!! YOUR BEST FRIEND DIED!!!!!!!

#Chad Portable: my sister died. She was powerless. I'm tired of losing what's important. Shinji used to be here too... #Virgin Reload: My sister died. Anyway PROTEIN!!!!!!!!! #So joever #So joever man

[lilnasxvevo]

Random thought that kind of nauseated me so I have to share it with you: If Jiang Cheng ever does dual cultivate with someone they’ll be like…having sex with Jiang Cheng but dual cultivating with Wei Wuxian’s core…don’t like that

#and no I’m not ruling out the idea that Jiang Cheng dies a virgin. have you seen that man. he’s a mess #he is NOT mentally stable enough to be naked around another person