#this one is for theon

[melrosing]

starks + theon DONE

more here

#catelyn stark #eddard stark #rickon stark #theon greyjoy #robb stark #jon snow #sansa stark #bran stark #arya stark #asoiaf #the ones I definitely want to do are the Lannisters + Dany and if I’m not bored by then I’ll do more #but not gonna turn it into a video until I feel done lol #anyway this was fun lol idk why im making it my mission to revive 2008 cringe in 2024 asoiaf fandom tho #melrosing art #asoiaf caramelldansen thing

[greywoe]

pre-war cat, robb and theon

(+ how i imagined this convo)

#sorry for infecting the tags with my crap again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #catelyn stark #catelyn tully #robb stark #theon greyjoy #my drawings #the pic is actually rly old probably one of my first fanarts of them... thought it was decent enough and added the doodle #anyway imagine if theon had gone to KL with cat.... actually imagine if he was with her during the whole vale ordeal #i'm saying this bc i would have loved to read theon and tyrion interactions in that situation lol #agot

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

Honestly, the world building in AGOT’s very first chapter is so unserious. Like yeah there’s a penal colony that guards a magic ice wall, and there’s this powerful feudal lord who carries out the king’s justice by taking his barely pubescent sons to watch a public execution - he also uses it as a show for his war hostage ward, and there are these BIG, HUGE magic wolves that can grow as large as a horse and are super duper rare and dangerous but now six of them are suddenly here for no reason whatsoever, and today’s public execution victim claims that the ice zombies of legend are back to wipe out humanity?! And oh yeah, Jon Snow fucking HATES Theon Greyjoy!

#jon’s hatred for theon being an important piece of world building is forever funny to me #like grrm just had to throw that in there #everyone else is cordial with each other but Jon and Theon is basically just: #Theon: *breathes* #Jon: THIS ANNOYING MATHAFU..!?? #asoiaf #jon snow #theon greyjoy #jon x theon #objectively one of the hottest enemies to lovers ships in asoiaf #hope they meet in winds and fight to the death #or do something else idk 🙂 #valyrianscrolls

[gaycinema]

objectively funniest theon mention so far. actually that’s not true it’s either this or him being considered as one of cersei’s potential new husbands

#asoiaf lb #theon greyjoy #no one outside of the iron islands cares at all about the iron islands and that is soooo funny to me #no one in that council room knew how many kids balon had and that 3/4ths of them are dead or presumed dead #which ik is supposed to show their incompetence but also. hilarious #all the other theon mentions have made me so very sad #when grenn was like hey jon ik theon took winterfell and killed ur brothers and burned the castle but dw he’s being tortured for it rn :) #like PLEASEEEE he only did some of that shit 😭 #asoiaf #m

[ladystoneboobs]

theon's thoughts of his existing black wardrobe when considering the watch has been talked of plenty, but let's not ignore the rest of this fantasy which is imo even funnier. bc a) he remembers jon snow joining the nw as a selling point but fails to consider what it would mean to meet jon again after taking wf and supposedly killing bran and rickon and b) he describes it as a life of honor but assumes he can bed wildling women, which watchmen usually see as the most dishonorable kind of sex, not just patronizing the whores south of the wall but sleeping with the enemy. his newly-turned and fleeting ambitions of captaining a ship at eastwatch, rising to first ranger and even lord commander look downright logical and realistic compared with forgetting the celibacy vows and the motive he's just given jon snow--who never really liked him to begin with--to oathbreak by murdering him on sight. (tho, funnily enough he is kinda foreshadowing jon's soon approaching experience of sex with a wildling woman and facing accusations that his black cloak was indeed turned, even after rising to the position of lord commander. biggest difference is jon did not plan and go looking for a wildling lover, was unaware of his own possible princehood, and ygritte likely would not care about jon's royalty except to joke about it if they did know.)

#valyrianscrolls #asoiaf meta #theon greyjoy #asoiaf #jonathan snowflake starkgaryen #i am no stark #dance theon is the story #but clash!theon you not only get pity for theon and those he harms + horror wrt ramsay theres moments of amusement still w his thoughts #one could also say jon was taking after theon w his greater focus on archery after returning to castle black #but theon doesnt even think of how his skills w a bow could be useful up there #just his existing snazzy black clothes and a new kind of woman who'd love to fuck him #(c)lsb

[moris-ferrando]

ladies and gentlemen we are back in the north

the north remembers

#aemond targaryen #hotd fanart #jacerys targaryen #daemon x rhaenyra #daemon targaryen #lucerys velaryon #aemond one eye #hotd aemond #aegon ii targaryen #aegon the conqueror #the north #cregan stark #sansa stark #robb stark #house stark #house targaryen #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #otto hightower #hotd #winterfell #game of thrones #john snow #arya stark #theon greyjoy #hotd season 2 #season 2

[jeyneofpoole]

#one of his greatest hits #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #theon greyjoy #ramsay bolton #ramsay snow #reek #acok #a clash of kings #thramsay #i guess

[a0random0gal]

#asoiaf #ygritte #jon snow #catelyn tully #catelyn stark #theon greyjoy #game of thrones #robb stark #maester aemon #tyrion lannister #stannis baratheon #renly baratheon #davos seaworth #ser davos #tywin lannister #I know there are other sad quotes #These one are just the first one I came up with #tumblr polls

[hell-heron]

This was not the Pyke he remembered

#obviously finding not one but two period dramas matching the cyan hellscape of pyke was not to be. im happy with the one #wanted to use that scene as happy dreamworld squidlings for so long #asoiaf #theon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #alannys harlaw #op #my gifset

[daenystheedreamer]

theon is the worst roomate you could ever have never cleans always late on rent steals your shit literally roomate from hell. robb is a bad roommate but only because hes dating theon which means theon freeloads at the apartment hes like actually an okay roommate its just his boyfriend is the worst. jon is a nice roommate he facetimes his dog and always wears headphones. sansa okay roommate but shes living out a small-girl-in-the-big-city fantasy and is romanticising literally every aspect which means she’s always sighing and staring dramatically out the window and she’s annoyingly nepo wealthy. arya second worst roommate cos she listens to music on full blast and sneaks her dog in and fights with the landlord but she knows all the cool places in the city and will beat anyone you want up no question and will never snitch. you would never see bran if he was your roommate hes like a ghost one day you get up at 3am for a glass of water and hes smoking bog swamp weed in the dark with the two identical haunted-eyed bohemians in frog bucket hats

#house stark #this posts reads like one of those imagines. god what have i become #modern au #asoiaf #theon greyjoy #robb stark #throbb #jon snow #sansa stark #arya stark #bran stark #and surprise reeds<3

[weirwoodsea]

Regret

THEONSA SOUPVERSARY 2024

#soupversary2024 #theonsa #theonsaedit #theon x sansa #game of thrones #gotedit #sansa stark #theon greyjoy #sansastarkedit #theongreyjoyedit #gotsansastark #gottheongreyjoy #gif #op #let's get the sad one out of the way

[norringtondeservestheworld]

GAME OF THRONES -> SEASON TWO

"The night is dark and full of terrors."

(Season one)

#one of the best seasons #the season that introduces my girl #and renly and loras? and stannis?? margaery?? the red woman?? davos? ygritte?? the braime journey starting?? #brienne of tarth #jaime lannister #tywin lannister #arya stark #daenerys targaryen #jorah mormont #stannis baratheon #davos seaworth #jon snow #theon greyjoy #joffrey baratheon #renly x loras #renly baratheon #loras tyrell #game of thrones #got

[greywoe]

theon and jeyne; arya and roose

#asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #theon greyjoy #jeyne poole #arya stark #roose bolton #put them in one post bc theyre pretty similar and i didnt think they were good enough to post by themselves #my drawings #adwd #acok

[kingsmoot]

crazy to me that grrm lives in a world where most fans of his series dislike theon because i have never lived in that world. myself. life is truly a rich tapestry.

#tbh i think theongirls sort of gravitate towards one another so #before being violently flung apart like non-opposing magnets due to minor differences #but u know my point is just that i have never experienced a predominance if theon haters #i just sort of hear about them and i take people's word for it

[siravalondulac]

my favourite headcanon that i've come up for my fic with that i will now integrate into my general belief system about asoiaf is that jon knows how to dance.

so basically, when the stark kids were younger, catelyn wanted sansa and arya to take dance lessons, but arya only would do it if jon joined as well. he didn't want to, and neither did catelyn, but it was the only way for arya to take the lessons. robb made fun of jon when he first learned of that, but catelyn instantly made him join as well, thinking as a future lord he would benefit. bran didn't want to be left out and joined as well. theon thought himself above that and mocked all of them, but somehow ended up joining as well (no one truly knows how that happened).

#robb and theon DID dance together one time #jon snow #house stark #asoiaf #asoiaf headcanons #catelyn stark #robb stark #arya stark #theon greyjoy #sansa stark

[ilynpilled]

asoiaf gif collection

#asoiaf #daenerys targaryen #jaime lannister #tyrion lannister #theon greyjoy #probably not making another one of these any time soon