#this post is pretty. salty.

[melusina]

while i'm on the subject of making bad takes about geology in pop culture, im. so tired of the first response everyone has when they hear i studying geology being:

"haha so do you eat rocks? which rocks do geologists eat?"

... it's salt, man. you already know the answer to this. theres one answer and its salt. and you eat it every day and its normal.

its the most boring question to answer. geologists eat rocks because everyone eats rocks. because salt is a rock. it's the "so it's free, right?" when the barcode doesn't scan at the cash register of geology questions.

sure, if you want to get a little frisky with it, you can throw in how kaolin is used as a texture enhancer in ice cream and how the titanium dioxide that makes oreo cream so white derives from rutile, but the answer they're actually looking for is salt. and at that point whoever has asked you that has already stopped giving a shit, because the mental image they had of geologists shoving glittering green crystals into their mouths has already vaporized and they've realized just how boring the question they just asked really is.

you could have asked me about volcanoes or the bottom of the ocean and instead you asked me a question with the boringest answer imaginable. you learned one fact about me, which is that i study the processes that make lava explode and crystals grow, and you looked me, a human being, dead in the eyes, and asked me if i eat salt. and were disappointed when the answer was just yeah. you know what? how about next time, instead, lets both sit down in an empty room and stare at the wall together in silence until we wither away into skeletons. would that be more interesting to you?

#rockblr #this post is pretty. salty. #get it. get it #geology #melusina minerals #if anyone in the replies tries to be like ahrmm um actually some geologists identify grain size by feeling the rock on their tongue #thats not eating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[radiance1]

Danny and (a recently revived) Jason move into an apartment together, they live right next to each other too.

The thing with this, however, is that the both of them?

They goddamn hate each other.

If murder was not illegal, they would genuinely kill each other. But since it is, they settle for the next best thing, just beating each other up on sight.

At least, until the landlord told them to not fight on their property and if they were to do it out of sight, so they don't scare away any more potential clients.

They've already scared away more than 10.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #You know that one comment that thought I was genuinely hating even though I put (This is just for dramatic effect) near the top of the post #Yea I'm still thinking about that and maybe the slightest bit salty over it #Doubt they'd ever see this though since it was resolved pretty fine in my opinion :D #but if you do see this #You know who you are #Anyways #Danny and Jason fight like feral cats in my opinion #Even though Jason is a highly trained fighter #Okay maybe Danny fights like the feral cat and Jason fights like a more refined version of that #Still feral tho

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Gah, might delete (I’m a bit embarrassed that this bothers me to the degree that it does in the first place cause it’s so inconsequential), nevertheless I guess I feel the need to vent about this so

I wish people would stop being so unnecessarily rude and hateful about gothcleats? Like, in general I’ve found this fandom to be pretty decent about avoiding senseless ship hate but for some reason this ship just gets held up to a standard that none of the other ones seem to and I guess it irks me a bit. Obviously if a ship isn’t your cup of tea for one reason or another that’s cool, and I completely get like interpreting a character a certain way that conflicts with a ship… I guess what I don’t get is why with this ship in particular people feel the need to rain on other people’s parade so much??

I’ve noticed that there are a lot of anti-gothcleats posts that are like “Well this [canon interaction] doesn’t strike me as romantic” and use that as a basis for invalidating the ship, but like… When has that ever been a requirement for shipping characters??? Like, idk, I think swiftli is cute, pretty fair to say that I ship it, but I’d be fucking lying to you if I said that a single one of Linc and Taylor’s interactions in canon has ever struck me as romantic… And so what? But that’s what I mean by like people hold gothcleats to a weird standard that they don’t hold other ships to. Obviously people are gonna latch on to whatever interactions they can get between two characters that they ship and roll with it, of course in practice for almost any ship very few if any of those will actually have romantic undertones… That’s normal? And you can not like a ship without going out of your way to rip those moments away from the people who do like it?

I feel like to some extent, subconsciously or otherwise, the hate this ship gets probably stems from some fear of it becoming canon. Maybe that’s wrong but that’s the impression I get. And to that I say… It’s literally not going to. No but seriously of course at the risk of being dead wrong like, it’s really not. Will ships it, I’m convinced, but Matt has shown no interest in canonizing any kind of romantic relationship between PCs, and that ultimately matters much more at the end of the day. So… Relax I guess is what I’m saying???

Blugh, might delete like I said, I hope this doesn’t feel targeted cause it’s really not meant to be, but idk I guess I’ve just been feeling a bit bummed out about this. I don’t really like having this kind of ship discourse so I tend to just keep my mouth shut with this kinda thing but… Lost the battle today I suppose, gotta vent about it. Aaand send post.

#I get anxious being salty here over this sorta thing #but also… Whatever pass the salt #dndads #dungeons and daddies #gothcleats #scary marlowe #lincoln li wilson #this post really isn’t targeted at any specific person #So apologies if it feels like it is! #But if I don’t vent about this it’s gonna bother me all day #I need to stress also that I absolutely get not liking this ship #But I think if there was as much open hate for other ships that people do like more people would understand why the treatment of this ship #- can frankly be pretty uncomfortable!

[waywardsalt]

im actually going to tear into totk’s dragon’s tears/ memories rn bc i remember feeling distinctly unsatisfied with them when i got all of them so im just going to write some general bullet points about them, about what i dislike or maybe what i do actually like about them, leaving out both master sword scenes and the mummydorf one because i’m here to talk about the stuff in the past not that

- off the bat (i play this game in english btw so all of this is based on the english text and translation i am aware some stuff is slightly different in other languages) im not really a fan of how the descriptions of all of the tears is just a literal description of what happens?? i think my issue with it is that some of the text is a little bit too in depth, as in it just tells you literally everything about the scene. this might be nitpick-y but i personally dont like it

- what’s up with zelda saying ‘but that must mean...!’ at the end of the scene. is it suggesting that she’s made the realization that rauru and sonia are the first king and queen of hyrule? because they literally tell her that like ten seconds before. i guess it’s suggesting she’s realizing she’s in the past but... idk the texts says ‘she’s left startled by a suspicion that she’s heard those names before’ yeah theyre the first king and queen of hyrule?? they tell her that. they tell her their names and that they are the first leaders of hyrule is she just now connecting the dots that she’s in the past? that’s what the next cutscene implies. but all of the surrounding dialogue and the description don’t suggest that that’s what she’s realizing i feel like this was kind of muddled in the translation

- why did sonia elbow rauru he was just standing weird he didnt say anything this isnt a nitpick im just confused. is it because he’s not being very empathetic towards what zelda’s going through? she elbows him and then she goes and talks to zelda why even elbow rauru. ordinarily you elbow someone like that if you mean for them to go do something why elbow someone if you’re going to do the thing you want anyways

- why doesnt zelda offer to help with the purah pad or anything like that. what happened to her sheikah tech fascination from botw. not even as someone actually familiar with the technology who could give mineru some points as to how it works

- what are sonia and zelda doing behind rauru when he shoots that insane fucking beam at the mulduga swarm they’re clearly doing something with their stones but like... are they amplifying rauru’s power somehow?? what do time powers have to do with the beam of light i dont- what were they doing please the text description only mentions him using his powers so are sonia and zelda just... supporting his powers? idk man

- dragon tear #5 is a whole can of worms with its worse-than-oot reenactment of that one scene from oot. why the focus on sonia and her tear btw. i mean yeah she dies to motivate rauru and zelda but like. why not aim for the new girl who probably doesn’t know how to use it as much and is probably more likely to be separate from the king who can shot insane lasers. im really not a fan of this scene for how strongly the game sides with rauru and zelda being passive and judgemental but ganondorf is literally the best part of it there’s a lot of character in just how he picks up his sword and stands up to leave

- putting memories 6 and 7 together just because of how there was just. no fucking care put into the idea of zelda learning to use her time powers. memory 6 zelda talks about wanting to use her time powers and sonia gives her tips on how she could use it and visualize the use of it and then in memory 7 she can just use it perfectly with great control and timing. why even bother talking about her nothing yet understanding how to use it when the very next scene she just uses it like it’s nothing. how much time has passed we get nothing to show us zelda trying to practice this power just. nope. she’s good she can use it perfectly. also more awkward dialogue sonia saying ‘what a picture zelda paints of him’ as she is. looking directly at zelda. change the line to like, ‘what a picture you paint of him’ she is literally looking right at zelda so why would she say it like that

- generally i feel like memory six should have been before 4 and 5 (4 being where she uses some power to... support??? rauru and it being before memory 5 so that there isnt this weird break in between the memories concerning ganondorf.) memory 6 does not have anything to do with memory 4 or 5 so just put it earlier so there isnt a weird shift in focus between the two big ganondorf scenes

- good god they introduce the idea of sonia and zelda being aware of ganondorf using a fake zelda but theres literally nothing about it having been a problem or them having experience or like. anything. they just TELL you that they know and suggest that it’s been like. a thing for a bit??? also obligatory ganondorf’s face model rigging is fucked comment he’s still the best part

- the pacing of these memories is just weird in general, memories 7 and 8 being separate but the same scene is strange when other memories are long as fuck but cover one event each, plus theres clearly barely any passage of time between memories 7 and 8 it almost feels like they were split up to fill space or just because otherwise it’d be... too long? man idk

- ‘queen sonia needs you!’ girl she is DEAD good fucking luck doing anything to help her

- ganondorf’s horse and its armor both look sick as fuck i really wish you got to see more of it outside the memory it appears in

- everything about the original sages honestly sucks. they aren’t characters they’re just walking macguffins. they have no names and are not relevant or mentioned or make any appearance until they are needed by the story. why does the zora sage talk about getting word about the attacked gerudo village in this scene when like. they’ve all met up and have clearly. been together for a bit. when she gives them the news it’s clearly the first they’ve heard of it... but... why would she wait until this moments to give this info unless for the benefit of the player watching the scene. why does the ZORA sage have this news and not... the gerudo sage?? what’s with the masks. they’re all made of zonaite or whatever sure theyre gifts from rauru but like. i hate that it kind of denotes them being subservient and lower than him and the zonai. honestly i really hate this scene in general mostly because of the uncomfortable showing of how rauru absolutely holds power over them and despite them being leaders as well they are expected to be wholly blindly loyal to him. rauru only gives them these stones when he needs their aid and they swear loyalty too him soon after but you also see that sonia and mineru have stones, too, so they’re clearly withholding these things despite it being kind of reasonable for him to give each race their own secret stone as further proof of their pact? there is so much shit to be said about the imperialistic themes or whatever in this fucking story and i really hate it

- i do kinda like how the next scene shows you that the one rock in the corner of that first hidden room in the forgotten temple is sonia’s grave

- zelda’s phrasing and description of how she and link found ganondorf is weird to me ‘he’s still alive’ ‘he lives on’ girl that was a mummy. he was not moving until you got there. he’s undead at best as far as you know. this is def a nitpick but eh. also the reliance on link is a... bit odd when zelda does not actually know that link is safe until she gets the master sword. its fine but still. also her shell-shocked expression after rauru talks about her being in the past for a reason is a bit... it doesn’t fit her emotion it’s kind of similar to the expression she had when sonia was killed

- the memory about the imprisoning war starts with practically the whole story up until now being repeated back to you by mineru with a decent amount of bias on mineru’s part and while it’s fine because of some of the extra stuff you learn but it does a lot more telling rather than showing when it comes to the actual imprisoning war and... idk the whole thing about their ‘fight’ kind of falls flat when you don’t actually see any fighting you just see that the sages have gotten their asses beat. i think it would have been a little interesting if in the god-awful repetitive sage-awakening scenes they had actually showed you the og sages fighting ganondorf instead of just. slow-mo freeze-frames for whatever. once again ganondorf if the best part of the scene

- the rest of the memories are fine idc

i get the feeling that the japanese-to-english translation was either all-around rough or somehow rushed, because some of the phrases in the game as well as some of the dialogue is really awkward and... could have been better. i don’t know how it works but it feels like a lot of it was very literal, direct translation and no one at noa thought that it ought to be tweaked just a little bit

these memories also do a fuck-ton of telling rather than showing and it really is like they don’t really trust you to connect the dots, and some of it does come off like they either didn’t want to make more memories or ran out of time or something. i felt like the memory of ganondorf just summoning his monsters and riding on his cool horse could have been a bit longer to actually show us the forces of hyrule fighting him and having a hard time with it

a lot of the character animations doesn’t have a whole lot of personality to them, ganondorf is the character who had the most distinct and interesting movements. rauru and sonia had their... singular movement (rauru putting a hand to his chin and sonia taking zelda’s hands) and zelda was kind of just... standing around and reacting to stuff, and neither mineru nor any of the other sages had any really interesting animations asides from mineru’s coughing fit in memory 16 (plus her reclining chair that was a nice touch). very few of their movements really express anything about the characters besides some really baseline values or traits.

the ordering of some memories is kind of odd, the excessive flashbacks in memory 17 are a bit much, the telling rather than showing, the sometimes awkward dialogue, a lot of the scenes are characters just... talking at each other, you don’t actually see very much of hyrule in the past or any characters beyond the main four, and it really did nothing to actually get me to care about these characters at all.

tldr i dont like totk’s dragon tears

#i didnt want to revisit this game but the memories in totk bother me. once im done with this tho i can go read my new volumes of berserk #salty talks #loz #legend of zelda #totk #literally the narrative of this game dragged the rest of the game through mud for me so im going to complain abt it more #any time i wanted to rewatch a part of a scene i have to sit through a few minutes of bullshit just to get to the point. #these things are so long and barely anything happens in them #half of these cutscenes are just characters standing around and talking theres so little actual character to most of the character movements #ganondorf has the most emotive and distinct movements in all of these scenes #they have the most personality and you get the most variety. with rauru and sonia its just. shes gentle n motherly hes uhhhh arrogant king #honest to god. i miss linebeck. i miss the way he was animated and the sheer amount of personality they gave him in every cutscene #fuck man i miss botw's memories. despite them being shorter (i'm pretty sure) i feel like there was more essence to them. more character #listen. i understand that gamedev is hard and so is writing and animating but like. this game is seventy fucking dollars. #despite him being so disappointingly one-note. ganondorf was the most interesting fucking character in these memories #finding the dragon's tears was fun but actually watching them was lame af #hey remember those posts i made about ph's cutscenes? maybe its the autism but i feel like i couldnt write those paragraphs abt totk #ig just. ph is my special interest and i have a negative bias against totk. if you think im dead wrong about this stuff go ahead. #i dont blame anyone for taking my words with a grain of salt. come to your own conclusions. if oyu like totk's memories cool! #anyways im done bye im gonna read berserk. which actually has a nuanced story and world and characters and a multi-faceted villain #totk spoilers #bitching abt totk

[phoenixcatch7]

Every time I go to hyrule castle I remember that video about the royal guard weapons and how they were shiekah tech created to mimic the master sword (and failed - they're powerful but brittle and no more effective against the calamity than anything else). And I just remember the little detail of the wings on the hilt. On the master sword, they face up when the blade points down. On the royal guard weapons, they face up when the blade points up.

And to me, that little detail is very indicative of what they thought about the hero and the cycle.

The wings face up when fi is at rest. Waiting. Sealing. Not lifted.

For them, their swords face up when they brandish them, when they raise them against their enemies, when they wave them around and cheer.

That's what they think the hero does. That's what they think they can replicate and take for themselves.

That's not what a hero does at all.

Sure, he spends a lot of time doing that, but it's a fraction of the whole. The hero does not do it for glory or pay or fame. He is kind. He helps everyone who asks. He gets things for little kids and listens to their stories and helps people find their pets and goes out of his way to leave the stranger a little happier them when they met. He spends hours crawling through mazes and enemies to find something he can use later.

He does not raise his sword in anger. The job is not done once the villain of the day is skewered on his sword. It needs to be sealed, the darkness pushed back until the next generations can take up the call. It's passing on the torch to yourself. The master sword must seal evil during those intervening centuries.

The heroes soul is one, by breath of the wild, long forged in faith and love and determination and the flames of war and loss. The curse of demise makes it so that only one strong enough to stand against it can push it back. The heroes soul is one that is pure. It's a long reset game, and everyone knows the way it plays out.

And under rhoam, hyrule believes it knows all there is to know about the hero and the cycle. It thinks that it can shove the pieces where it wants them, that with the aid of the ancient technology it can force the warnings of history to bend to it's desire. It thinks enough violence will solve the problem entirely. It makes the master sword mimics with the blades facing up.

And it gets it wrong.

The hero reduced to a silent weapon, a shadow of the royal family, the princess helpless and unable to act, unable to access her own power.

It tries to force the issue with manpower and restrictions and piling societal pressure on the children, and hyrule falls.

Immediately, zelda is able to unlock and channel the full extent of her power, she can make a plan and not have it dismissed, she sends link to safety and travels hyrule setting the parts of a constantly moving puzzle into place, she meets ancient spirits and talks with the master sword and seals ganon on her own for the century it takes for link to return.

When he does, rhoam does not order link to save the princess. He does not pile titles and restrictions and pressures on him. He asks him to save his daughter. The hero finally gets to act at his own pace, and he chooses kindness. He chooses to go out of his way to talk to people outside his station, to listen to kids stories and leave strangers a little happier than when they met. He gathers allies loyal out of trust and not forced respect for things he hasn't done yet.

By choosing kindness and not violence (though there is an incredible amount of both), link becomes able to defeat the calamity and save zelda and the kingdom. Zelda is able to guide him and trust him to come. By working together as respected equals, they save the world.

And afterwards, the master sword is returned to her pedestal, triumphant, blade down and wings raised high.

#long post #Loz meta #meta #fandom meta #Huge themes in botw of trust and choosing your own path. To me. #Idk the wing directions on the royal guard gear have always been so invocative since I noticed #The master sword was not crafted with the celebration of triumph in mind. She was made for the long hard slog. #And pretty much the second rhoam loosened his tight reins on his daughter and her knight they ran off got covered in mud and saved the worl #And yeah I get that he was stressed and working on an unknown deadline but he was too narrow minded. Decided he knew what was best. #Ties into my hc of each zelda having the one special interest that ends up saving her. #If she'd been allowed to research shiekah tech who knows. Aoc only served to reinforce it with the shield gadget subplot. #When I'm salty I like to phrase it as the mortals getting too arrogant with the years of peace and lost history and dreams of superweapons #Thinking they know the secrets of the universe when they haven't even scratched the surface. They didn't listen to the children. #long tags #loz #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #loz breath of the wild #loz tears of the kingdom #botw #totk #botw totk #link #tloz #tloz tears of the kingdom #tloz totk #Thinking the swords natural place is up. Please. #'If I don't take up the sword I can't protect you. If I keep wielding the sword I can't embrace you.'

[bardic-inspo]

Larian re: posting chokey bloodweave before going eepy

Also me re: this fic apparently.

#this sounds deceiving he's pretty much just resting a hand there in the fic and not squeezing at all #this fic is gonna be ready to post tomorrow but that's also when they'll probably maybe finally release the patch #so I'm wondering if I should even bother or just wait #patch 6 #I'm honestly pretty salty about the patch stuff but trying not to spread negative vibes #blood in the mortar #megh fights the page

[ninjago-text-adventures]

Wu: Today we are going to do a team exercise unlike the ones you have done before..

Wu: It will dangerous, harrowing, unforgiving.

Wu: You all must go to the fair.

The Ninja: Oh that sounds fun.

Wu: And stay in a hot stall all day serving food.

The Ninja: No-

Wu: And you don't get paid for your work.

Kai: That's bullshit! We didn't agree to volunteer!

Zane: Who are we representing in this stall?

Wu: The poli-

Lloyd is thrown at Wu. The old sensei barely dodges.

Wu: WHO THREW MY NEPHEW.

Everyone looks at Cole.

Cole already has Jay's arm in a vice grip.

Cole: I'll throw another one. I'll do it.

Cole: Don't even think I won't do it.

Jay: Please for the love of your father, do not finish that sentence.

#ninjago #ninjago text adventures #sensei wu #jay walker #cole brookstone #kai smith #zane julien #post Crystalized they've been pretty salty with the law

[bogunicorn]

wild to me that fandom spaces awash with queer people, especially on tumblr, still clutch their pearls about noncon art and fiction, as if dub- and noncon as both metaphor and kink haven't been staples of multiple genres since, like... ever.

"so-and-so has a noncon kink, that's kind of sus." statistically speaking, your mom has a noncon kink. might be why she enjoyed 50 shades of grey so much. you already grok that horror movie fans aren't out here on the verge of building saw traps and action movie buffs aren't one bad day away from becoming mass shooters. that doesn't become not-true just because it's a sex thing.

#bog post #stay salty #this is a vaguepost but it's also not NOT true yfm #if one person misbehaves in my mentions i *will* turn reblogs off #the science of kinks - esp violent or dub/noncon ones - is pretty clear! #the human brain is complicated our emotions are complicated #and we have a habit of eroticizing things that scare us or that don't make sense #it's not better or worse than sexually fantasizing about ideal situations #it's just another facet of healthy human sexuality #also thought crimes aren't real - nobody can be materially hurt by the things you think of when you jerk off

[utilitycaster]

trying to decide if it's more productive to elaborate on the D&D post and make it clear that at least a large number of people do not want to hear about your game in the tags and you should reblog the d&d post and then make a separate post that rambles on at length if you ACTUALLY want to keep this between you and your mutuals; or if I should keep doing as I have been, namely, treating it as a glue trap and blocking everyone who's like "lol too bad I'm telling you about my game and you'll deal"

#honestly the people who are like TOO BAD or who don't understand that op doesn't want to read tags intended for your mutuals #probably would not understand the idea that they are not the center of the universe so glue trap it is #the thing is i'm not opposed to long tags i'm opposed to OFF TOPIC/IRRELEVANT long tags #if i describe something and your game fits it EXACTLY then you know what go ahead #but if i make a post about the ranger class generally and you talk about your ranger pc for 3 paragraphs...goodbye. #this wasn't the salty post i had in mind before going to bed btw that was me being irritated the midst and wbn tags are largely full #of like. ten variations on the same post that's not really about the show at all #as a former chronic main-tagger i have a pretty good handle on maintag etiquette and also Opinions now and. would love people to join me.

[cosmokyrin]

sometimes you see someone outside your target audience adding some words to say without necessarily refuting anything. Almost as though they didn’t really bother to read in the first place, they just wanted to literally crap around someone else’s parade.

#yes if you follow this blog you know what im talking about #im very salty and triggered by personal events tonight and im not having this shit #this is why i've pretty much stopped posting on theories because most people (not all) counter with the very tone of-- #'why are you stupidly clinging onto this thing when all you gotta do is take everything at face value' #oh im sorry Bob that you don't have enough narrative senses to catch onto anything SUBTLE

[goldensunset]

nah actually i’m not joking. some of y’all heard ‘the destiny trio isn’t the way it used to be; things have changed since they were younger’ and went ‘this is referring to them not caring about kairi anymore hee hee.’ like man,, you can absolutely hold the opinion that in kh3 there appears to have been a breakdown in communication between kairi and sora (and riku) due to a lack of time spent with them lately. i personally would agree. but i think the point of all the affection displayed in kh3 regardless of this is that their long-lasting love for each other is still there. they will never stop holding these loving feelings for each other because they have a shared past together that they won’t forget. maybe it’s a little awkward and strange these days because of how different everything has been, but dangit they’re trying man! they want to try! that ‘want’ in itself is love! they don’t know each other as well as they used to. but it’s not the end of the world. it just means there’s some work to be done in their relationship, and we’ve still got a future ahead of us in this franchise. so…keep your heads up

#this is re: my last post so. read that pls #you can just say kh3 had you seeing red it’s fine #it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine if you don’t ship it but. stop trying to downplay the way they care about each other #and like. just consider that maybeeee the way it was could’ve been intentional? #sure i still think kh3 had some writing issues but like not all of it is like that? it’s actually pretty good overall?? #i sure hope it all plays off in the future (esp with the uh. new writers lol) #kingdom hearts #mine: kh #aaaaand post #man imagine if I constantly hate posted about riku or acted like he was anything less than sora’s dearly beloved best friend #who is very very very very essential to this story #i don’t need to turn off my eyes ears and brain to have an opinion #sorry i’m being salty again fdjdndbjx

[mandaloriandragontrainer]

Dear Callum was the most romantic thing I’ve ever read and then the actual season gave us nothing…. how am I supposed to cope?

#I’m sorry I’ll try to keep this my only salty post #I liked the season overall… didn’t love it #but I’m gutted over rayllum #feeling pretty sick to my stomach if I think about it #how am I supposed to go another 6+ months not knowing if they’ll be okay? #what if they’re never the way they were again? #I’ve been so hyperfixation for almost 4 straight months now #the dragon prince #the dragon prince: mystery of aaravos #rayllum #tdp spoilers

[jellybeanium124]

speenrun getting in trouble at my new job by saying "l'shanah tovah" and "happy holidays" to all of the customers on the register and when they are confused I go "well you always wish me a happy holidays during your big holiday so I thought I'd return the favor! 😊 I hope you have a sweet new year!"

#I'm legit not salty in this post this would be funny #but I'm not gonna do it obviously lol #my social anxiety is pretty low compared to most tumblr users but it comes out when something is New and Unknown and oh boy was I #socially anxious on the floor yesterday having to say hi to customers #even if I wasn't anxious I wouldn't do it rip

[waywardsalt]

(YOUR personal favorite boss, not the one that you think is objectively the best)

#Yippee! My first poll! had to make it on mobile cuz i cant do polls on desktop #if i missed a game you're free to scream at me abt it i just googled em real fast #also like. vaati as a whole while malladus and bellumbeck mean only the last segment #cuz with vaati im pretty sure its different phases of the same boss #while with ph and st final boss theres a lot more differentiation between the parts of the full final encounters #obviously im a shill for bellumbeck but im just curious to see what others think #also not counting uhhh ganon? in the oracle games just the bosses of the individual games #loz #legend of zelda #link's awakening #oracle of ages #oracle of seasons #minish cap #phantom hourglass #spirit tracks #a link between worlds #triforce heroes #reblog or dont reblog i dont care but if you do reblog im curious to know who you picked and why #salty talks #my post

[codecicle]

VOD CHANNEL THUMBNAIL GOES HARD AS ALWAYS 🙏🙏

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍 #wolfquest vod is finally published im cheering from the rooftops im gonna clip it an annoying amount 💀💀 #on a separate note #this school sucks ong. i should know ive been through so many of them this school has NO idea what theyre doing sometimes #my brother in christ. your grading system sucks sincerely EVERY STUDENT TO ATTEND HERE 👍 #im being salty ngl this place is pretty sweet sometimes :D #but i stg. dude. figure out the grades none of us wanna deal with this anymore 😭😭

[lotussokka]

so i made some things….

the bag was made entirely from plastic shopping bags. it got 3rd mostly bc of how small it was, but im a little salty bc the 1st place was entered in the wrong category (Recycled Articles > Useful > Any Other, but it shouldve been in Useful > Fabric) and a LOT salty bc the 2nd place was shouldve been in Recycled Articles > Decorative > Wood

the gloves were obviously a close race. first place had a better cast on edge (mine flares out) and the first place for the ““sleeveless sweaters”” was absolutely beautiful and intricate bc judith doesn’t fuck around

eat shit judith! you could sweep all your other categories but my hat was better

#from what i hear the judith in question is a very nice little old lady #when i went to pick up my things they were next to judith’s massive pile of afghans and sweaters and shawls and i had a little neat stack #hats and socks were the only competitive categories so im extra proud of my hat #you dont care #im so so salty about the 2nd place entry in the recycling category #it was just a bunch of bottle corks in a frame and im pretty sure they were just purchased bc none of them had indentations from a corkscrew #the first place was at least a well made crocheted area rug made from tshirt yarn #my projects #if you somehow went to this fair and saw these in person no you didnt #im mostly posting this for record keeping and to add the photos to the ravelry projects #i might make another post for the tank top to have a wider variety of photos to add on ravelry #textile arts #knitting