#to deal with this paperwork

[bojanus]

#i love trains #rumble rumble rumble #this is how im hyping myself up #to deal with this paperwork #im so scared im gonna forget the documents i need #or they'll be like 'SURPRISE! these documents are bad' #or 'Actually we need u to take a road test RIGHT NOW #even tho the website says u shouldn't need to for this' #wish me luck im gonna see if they'll let me do TWO things even #bojanus chats

[caseykeshui]

They r all friends talking before work hehe

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YALL I did not want to die again but school work like projects and midterms caught up with me gdi 😭 I’ve been itching to post something - I don’t post on Tuesdays but hey that’s okay 😌 hope you guys are doing well mwa ❤️

Anyway I’ve been watching gameplays of these 3 games and thought it’d be nice to draw them together

#lethal company #lethalcompany #lethal company game #lethalcompanygame #lethal company fanart #lethal company art #thats not my neighbor #thatsnotmyneighbor #thats not my neighbor game #thatsnotmyneighborgame #the backrooms #thebackrooms #the backrooms game #thebackroomsgame #GRRR #passes ou #One deals with paperwork while the other 2 loose their shit #I love them #tmnn

[egophiliac]

oh no, I love them

(super quick doodles done between other stuff, there will be better things later I promise :')

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #spoilers spoilers spoilers #me when the shroudparents walk in: what. why. what is this. #me thirty seconds late: never mind they are AMAZING #i mean yeah idia kind of offhandedly mentioned it way back when #in episode 6 when he was like 'my parents have to wear special equipment to deal with the debilitating effects of the curse' #'and to hide their identities as a french electronic synth-pop duo' I GUESS #no no it's okay. mrs shroud you are kind of insane and i love you #GROUP HUG EVERYBODY!!!!! #mr shroud you put up with a lot but somebody's gotta remember to do the paperwork #daft punk bert and ernie is the best possible dynamic for them #and THEY LOVE THEIR ROBOT SON #i'm so happy for ortho #(hovering around the subject of dreamworld ortho. ...we'll get to that) #man though now that i know what they're like #when idia busted in to show them how he built himself a replacement brother #mrs shroud was probably just like 'this is exactly what i would have done. let mama give you some pointers on joint mechanics' #i know i'm in the minority on genuinely unironically loving overblot idia #(YES he's weird but it's a weird i'm into!) #i am DELIGHTED by the design parallels. he looks like his dad! #but with his mom's ears! #ah it's so good

[spacedace]

Okay but the Justice League finds out their new baby hero teammate Phantom is the Ghost King by virtue of the Fright Night showing up while they're in the middle of a meeting, looking terrifying and such and scaring the shit out of everyone- even more so when Constantine starts freaking out over the fact that the sworn night of the King of the Infinite Realms is in the Watchtower what the fuck that's apocalyptically bad Pariah Dark is supposed to be locked the fuck up forever - but instead of trying to smite them all or yeet them into the nightmare dimension he just pulls out a space themed packed lunch??? And gives it to Phantom??

And the mildly eldritch giant murder ghost is talking about how "The Queen Mother commanded me to ensure you ate my Lord, she says you missed your morning meal."

And Phantom is just grumbling about over protective sisters and "there's a cafeteria i would have been fine" what the fuck is happening right now?

What do you mean "oops you forgot" Phantom I thought the ghost thing was just a theme!

#dc x dp #dp x dc #justice league #danny phantom #danny fenton #jazz fenton #fright knight #ghost king danny #fanfic writing prompts #danny at lunch later: aw shit she packed from home now i gotta fight it #justice league watching in horror as his left overs try to kill him: what the fuck what the fuck what the fu- #john constantine #Constantine thinks danny as the ghost king is gonna yell at him about all the soul selling #Danny just thinks it's hilarious and has no intention of interfering #he doesn’t have to deal with that paperwork and thise demons are assholes anyway #danny does get a long lecture after fright knight shows up about sharing need to know information #he gets another one after that about not missing meals #JL member: I don’t *care* if you're the Ghost King you're still growing and need to make sure you're eating enough! #Danny desperately trying to keep them from meeting Jazz because it's all over for his days of eating junk food if that happens

[asleepinawell]

every time i go through the end of ew and see the cs with zenos in sharlayan i have to stop and imagine his conversation with that customs lady at the docks when she asked what his job was and he would have gone off on one of his typical monologues about living for 'the hunt, the THRIIIIIIIIILL of bahttle the raw pulsing ecstacy of being locked together in combat, teeth at each other's throats, giving in to the huungaahh that can never be sated' etc etc and she would have been like uh huh so you're unemployed hmmm i see

#ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #zenos #writes on her clipboard: gay but in a cringe way #every zenos monologue is his self insert fic of him and the wol #and he is just going around giving free performances of it to anyone unfortunate enough to be caught near him #also this is why the idea of zenos surviving and being forced to help the scions is so funny #not his interactions with the scions #but his futile and begeudging attempts to live in a society #boy has to do paperwork and deal with bureaucracy and that is comedy gold potential

[greater-than-the-sword]

My work just denied my disability accommodation. Apparently having a chair nearby the register to sit in when I'm having a flare-up is not "reasonable" because it inherently interferes with my ability to perform the job (not true). I spoke to my store manager and he looked me in the eyes and said they "don't do that". (I'm not sure if it's even legal for them to deny this?) I felt like I handled the interaction very well & calmly & professionally and I have no regrets about it but I'm not really sure what is next. Can you please pray that God will provide whatever it is I need going forward.

#this is AFTER filing all the paperwork and dealing with the 3rd party that is supposed to handle this #and he also asked me a bunch of questions about the specifics of my medical condition #which is probably not legal either #given that's why we have a 3rd party to handle it

[gayestcowboy]

having a really bad doctor or nurse is so uniquely soul crushing, but similarly having an exceptionally good doctor or nurse restores your faith in humanity like nothing else

#i had a surgery over the summer and my surgeon was really good about me being trans #he noticed that my preferred name wasn’t in their system and when i said it was no big deal he was like actually it is a big deal i want our #trans patients to feel respected #and then my preferred name was on all of my paperwork 🤩 #yeehaws

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Hitting it off (dp x dc)

I've just started watching the 1975 tv show Wonder Woman, so have a thing:) Diana has just started being Wonder Woman in this.

"I hate this stupid decade and I hate time-travel," Tucker muttered as they snuck around the military warehouse.

"I'll be sure to pass on your dissatisfaction to Vlad," Sam murmured back dryly. "Just, you know, once we stop him from destroying the future as we know it."

"What is his plan, again?" Tucker said as he ducked out of sight of the guards.

"Something about him wanting to found the company that will invent the candies that Danny's mom likes so she'll fall in love with him or some insane shit like that." Sam chanced a look around the corner.

"How is he getting crazier every time, seriously?" Tucker groaned.

"Get ready," Sam said, tapping her friend on the shoulder. "They're about to switch off."

"Why are we doing the sneaking around, when we know a guy who can literally turn invisible?" Tucker muttered.

"Did you want to deal Vlad?"

Tucker's answering grimace was answer enough. They fell silent just in time for two soldiers to come in and talk to the two that were previously there. As they got to talking, Sam and Tucker made a dash for the back of the warehouses, staying low to the ground in an effort not to be seen.

They reached the warehouse successfully without being seen though Tucker was wheezing and leaning heavily on the metal structure they were hiding behind.

"Just... need... a second," Tucker panted out as Sam looked around to make sure they hadn't been spotted.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" A voice came from beside them. Sam had to press a hand on Tucker's mouth to muffle his shriek as she turned towards the sound. She was faced with a woman wearing a red, white and blue costume with bracelets on her wrists and a lasso(?) attached to her hip.

"Who are you?" Sam shot back in an attempt to stall.

"My name is Wonder Woman," the woman said. "I am a superhero."

Tucker frowned, now fully recovered from the mini heart attack he'd experienced. "If you're a superhero, why are you sneaking around instead of asking for access, then?"

"I do not like doing paperwork," Wonder Woman answered solemnly.

Sam looked at her blankly, trying to figure out if the woman was joking or not.

"Fair enough," Tucker answered at her side with a nod.

"Now," Wonder Woman started. "Tell me who you are and what is your aim here."

"Well I'm Tucker," the teen started with a hand on his chest before he moved it to indicate his friend. "And this is Sam. We're..."

"We've received a tip that there would be an assassination attempt on Private Essex," Sam took over smoothly. "We were sent to prevent it from happening without causing a commotion."

"I see," Wonder Woman stated earnestly. "That is a worthy goal. I shall do my best to assist you, once I take down the spies."

"Spies?" Tucker asked with an excited gleam in his eyes.

"Yes," the woman said. "Our intelligence says that spies have infiltrated the army. Luckily, we managed to discover that they will be meeting in this warehouse right now to exchange secret documents."

"Why not combine our efforts and help each other with our mission," Tucker offered.

"Very well," Wonder Woman agreed.

Sam nodded before getting the hard-won blueprints of the warehouse out of her bag and flattening it on the ground.

"I have a plan," Sam started, "First, Tucker and I will sneak through the-"

Wonder Woman hadn't even let her finish before she kicked the door off its handles and sent it crashing to the floor with a yell of "Stop right there!"

"Or, we could do that," Sam deadpanned as every head inside the warehouse swivelled towards them. She allowed herself a sigh. "Let's go." Sam grabbed Tucker and hauled them both after Wonder Woman who was carving a path through the soldiers and leaving carnage in her wake. Tucker turned to her and managed to yell in her ear while continuing walking.

"I take it back, Sam! This is great!"

#I'm liking the 1975 TV show quite a bit #There's this one scene where the police is telling Diana she has to fill in paperwork for the robbers she brought in #and she just goes “lol nope” and dips #The lesson here kids is that the real enemy was paperwork all along #I feel like the dynamic here is the meme with one person holding two other person on a leash #In this case it's Sam having to deal with Diana and Tucker #Sam manson #Tucker Foley #diana prince #wonder woman #dc x dp #dp x dc #roxpox #roxpoxwrote

[vyeoh]

Sometimes I think about how when I first went to the pre law advisor to switch from pre med to pre law, she asked me why I wanted to switch, took one look at me and was really condescending like "oh it's because you're into social justice isn't it" and then I was like "no actually I just enjoy reading court documents and am one of like the 20 people that watch cspan". We've been chill ever since but everytime I see her I think about how I convinced her I was committed by how insanely boring my hobbies and interests are

#vio.txt #unfortunately you underestimate the power of my neurodivergence #i think pre law advisors have to deal w so many overzealous human rights pre law kids shes glad to have one guy who just #depite having at the time red hair and pronouns #just wants to read paperwork #anyways i see her at least once a semester and i love her #like i dont thibk this is gatekeeping as much as making sure youre genuinely suited for the job

[enby-mori]

I think if any characters were married it would be poe and ranpo.

#accident? purposeful? yes #ranpo would have gotten fukuzawa to procure the paperwork for a partner license and poe would sign it whilst in the middle of writing #they would have gone to the office gotten it filed with suspicious haste and efficience #(and later when poe finds out he'll wonder how they got it done when he's a foreigner) #i like to think that now that ranpo has poe he can now travel the world (lord knows fukuzawa wasn't going to deal with that) #he gets jobs everywhere though he prefers to stay home #one day he gets a job in america and convinces poe to take him #poe is apprehensive #ranpo never accepts jobs there #a week later poe finds himself in another office with more paperwork and the beginnings of a marriage license #ranpo whose only job at this point is to sign smiles cheekily #marriage headcanons #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo sd #ranpoe #my archive

[tj-crochets]

this poll brought to you by a text I got from one of the other [my job title]'s contractors while I'm covering for him being gone. The contractor texted me "The answer is as always [his name] [his company ID number]" To which I could only say "what was the question?"

#the person behind the yarn #also brought to you by the many many contractors that will request I quote something for them via email #so I send the quote via email #and then they text me 'okay I'll take it' #and it's like great! thanks! Who are you? what are you taking??? #it's not as big a problem when I am only dealing with my contractors #but I am getting a reputation among other [job title]'s contractors when I cover for them #as someone who can fix paperwork problems #which means I get texts from unknown numbers saying things like #why didn't I get paid for the [city name] job?? #and I have to be like WHICH ONE we have done so much work in that city #also who are you #but when they send me the job number I can look it up and find their name so I usually don't even bother asking for their name

[pochapal]

got formally diagnosed with schrodinger's cat (chronic superposition of everything/nothing being wrong with me)

#:) #diagnosis paperwork arrived today and it's like. they couldn't actually say what's Wrong with me #on account of there being markers for two contradictory mutually exclusive problems #because in theory one condition SHOULD automatically preclude the other. but no #they're both showing as equally positive and negative. simultaneous blood tests are giving opposite results #there is technically a way it could all fit but it would require not one but two one in a million outcomes to be true #so either i'm dealing with erroneous results OR i'm the unluckiest bitch in the universe. take your pick!

[stuckinapril]

I think I realized how severely humor infects all spaces when I witnessed two of my coworkers at the neuro clinic I’m interning at laughing at putting in a patient as deceased

#It wasn’t because the patient was dead it was because of an error the system did or something #But even joking about it in that context is fucking weird to me #I thought death would be the only thing humor couldn’t touch #Especially in the context of FTD which is a very aggressive dementia #I don’t think they’re bad people but I do think they’re weird as fuck for that #And if it were me I wouldn’t be able to sleep knowing I made that kind of joke #I don’t mean to be a buzzkill but I have my limits and wtf was that #I didn’t say anything I just pretended to be engrossed in my paperwork #The neurologist I’m shadowing wasn’t present #And while I do think she’s a little too robotic when dealing w patients I don’t think she’d have been in on that joke #Just odd idk the us healthcare system already has issues but I think a big one I’m starting to see is #How desensitized the healthcare workers get #Where’s your heart #I love medicine for the humanism of it I don’t wanna become like this one day #I know some people are gonna tell me it’s Just Two Coworkers Being Silly #But can’t they be silly about something else

[vitamin-zeeth]

experiencing fhjy while currently being in the equivalent of junior year is so. Yeah that's what it's like that's how school treats you that's how I'm feeling RIGHT NOW. I love how perfectly accurate it is and I also hate it so much because they don't deserve to go through this shit

#like fuck man #im currently fucking struggling through school clawing my way to exams so i can stop dealing with all this bullshit and have a life #and i cannot WAIT until its over cause next years gonna be the chillest #but fuckin hell man some of these moments #adaine struggling cause the school just won't provide the resources she needs. fabian dealing with a 150% workload + ecs. #kristen being genuinely gifted but finding the paperwork so awful that her grades are plummeting. #gorgug being told he cant do what he wants to do because they want to keep him focusing on the path he chose when he was 14. #riz trying to keep his friends together because if they separate he doesnt know what hed do #ough #kristen especially is resonating with me HARD her entire energy is so fucking relatable rn #its giving burnout its giving tired undiagnosed teenager its giving doesnt know wtf theyre doing #shes strongly considering dropping out but then looking back and going FUUUCK I KNOW I GOTTA JUST PUSH THROUGH #shes hating the work its making enjoying the subject harder shes needing a break and nobodys willing to give her one #shes so me this year actually. realest ever I'll defend her til i DIE #d20 #fhjy

[ridl]

I love ganqing sm. Keqing the capable, confident and highly ambitious leader of liyue, and her capable, war veteran, gentle general secretary, yet a bit weird qilin wife. And it's so important to me to underline that ganyu is just a bit weird and strange.

>appears for the first time on the roof >weird mullet hairstyle >eats raw wild flowers (her favorite is very bitter) >falls asleep in a haystack (can fall asleep anywhere really) >sensitive horns

Like yeah yeah, she's beautiful, strong and awesome, but do you care about her weirdgirl swag. I think it makes her very charming. Keqing is beautiful, strong and awesome too, but she's also just some guy. It's so fun to think about them because of it hhhh

#ganqing #ganyu #keqing #i'm just saying. we should never forget abt ganyu's charming weirdness #and i will always see them as normal capable adults i ain't buying all that ''disaster lesbian'' stuff anymore. i've had enough #disaster lesbian out. capable adult who is a little weird and awkward is IN #they can figure it all out. the office ladies will carefully navigate their developing romantic relationship like they deal with paperwork #this is their cooperative project. they never even imagined it'd end this way back when they were at odds!!! #but now they want nothing more. just live their life together happily while sharing their passions and dreams. #enjoying all the simple things in life and all the little quirks of each other #(clenches fist) they're just so... #anyways back to the point. ganyu is a little weird and i love her for it and keqing especially loves her for it. also fluffy qilin wife :)

[doolallymagpie]

lines in atomic robo that have been driving me mad for years

"hindered" meaning...?

#we talking just like 'losing a few in the paperwork until after former resistance fighters got to 'em' or 'perlman's deal with lansky' or... #whatever happened it was so based of him and he's so right #atomic robo