#to some random fucking page?

[andromedamemes]

#hashbrown #this is my meme #i made this goddamn meme #i created it #with my own bare hands #and then i see it with 16k likes on fucking facebook? #to some random fucking page? #a year after i made it??? #incredible.... #my baby #help him grow

[mekha-draws]

rng gave me the most handsome man of the year and singlehandedly is making me get back into FR (not that I was gone or anything but being mobile most of the week is killing me and it sucks)

Now if only he could be an adult already lol

#flight rising #dragon share #*mashes the refresh page button repeatedly* get grow up get grow up get grow up get grow up #why is it that those random ass hatches w/whatever colors feel so good to insta-gene/work on but my whole ass tab of planned g1s get shit #like fuck im still debating on some fuckers' genes but this oilslick/swamp idiot gets coatl'd not even a day later lmao #im blaming it on the new spears they cool af

[blue-sunflower-bee]

The fnaf movie novel really be punching securitywaiter shippers in the gut, huh

#first they make ness a fucking teen #then mike is so obviously having a crush on vanessa #like damn #i didnt read it only saw some pages on tiktok and stuff #seeing this stuff kinda confused me because they all give me arocace vibes #especially Vanessa #and i feel like any kind of romantic storyline is sooo unnecessary in those kidn of movies #you dont always straight romances on movies tho #i love securitywaiter because its a crackship which i always adore #and i have so much creative freedom with it #to the point they literally feel like my ocs #idk just random #fnaf #fnaf movie 2023 #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #securitywaiter #mike x ness #ness x mike #dreamtheory #movie novel #dont get me wrong #not hating on the vanessa x mike shippers tho #its just not for me #when i watched the movie i went back from the movies i was literally like #mike needs a bf #then i saw people shipping him with ness and i was sold

[nikoisme]

One of my favorite things is when i'm reading a used book and someone has written "open page x",, and then that page just says "FUCK YOU" or something like that

#sometimes there are some random messages or notes and it's just really fun reading it all #i know that i will be greeted with a fuck you and drawings of dicks every time. and i still can't help but flip to that page #sometimes i'm just excited to stumble upon that stuff

[theworstcreature]

Experiencing the horrors (a incredibly specific detail that is a question on my homework isn’t on Wikipedia so I have to scroll through glitchy ass old websites and blogs)

#seriously going to kill whomever wrote this damn assignment #and some ancient romans while I’m at it #what the actual fuck were they doing back then #when these bitches went on strike a bajillion years ago they did NOT expect to end up on some random .net site with FAR too many ads #me scrolling through a mile long page about the fall of the Roman republic looking for exactly one (1) weird ass thing they did with a flag

[juliagirlfail]

Save me most-beautiful-person-ive-ever-seen-but-is-too-old-for-me

#FUCK i scrolled some random girls instagram page for like 40 minutes

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

searching for information for an essay or report or whatever is wild because the aMOUNT OF TIMES. YOU'LL CLICK ON A SITE WITH A JUICY STATISTIC OR SOMETHING. AND THEY'LL HAVE NO DAMN SOURCE. OR THE SOURCE THEY LINK TO ISN'T EVEN RELATED. IS TOO DAMN HIGH

#sometimes i just want some basic info or stats to intro a topic nicely #and sites on google are like hehe we have a statistic. not telling you where we got it!! or lets just link something random #no one will look that closely anyway if we link a 64 page document #i'M LOOKING. YOUR INFO IS NOT IN THERE. PLEASE. #i can't believe i'm saying this #but so far reddit has given me better fucking source credit than any other site #both times i've clicked on a reddit stat they had a link back to a reliable website i could use #i can't fucking believe it #jfc

[summerofsmiles]

Jimmy Page will say shit like “oh we were never bothered by the press not saying nice things about us. We were proud of what we did and I was never bothered by others’ opinions of myself” and then turn around and be completely bothered by everyone’s opinion of himself

#aka I just read about the time in 77 when some random guy at a bar said Jimmy ‘couldn’t fucking play’ #and he dove across the bar to physically throw hands #and had to be restrained by either Ricardo Robert or G #led zeppelin #jimmy page

[enbysiriusblack]

thinking about horror film au marauders.. (tw. lotta gore)

lily the nerdy, bossy character that comes out with a giant axe and brutally beats up the killer/s to the shock of every other character

peter is either the bargaining character that tries to bargain and give the killer/s what they want just as he's about to die. or the character secretly on the killer's side that's revealed at the end

definitely giving wolfstar the making out whilst a killer is in their house/car/woods

mary, dorcas, remus, and lily all turning to each other wondering which of them is gonna die first, when they realise they're basically in a horror film cause of the black character dying first trope (i watched the blackening yesterday and the tagline "we can't all die first" gave me this hc. very good film. highly recommend)

sirius is the resident horror film expert that tells them what the killer usually does next (im imagining someone dying and everyone is just screaming over the dying body and sirius is also screaming but then adds in "this is exactly like that scene in wrong turn!"

the screamers are probably mary, remus, and james. not a definite though. i can see it being other people.

marlene gets the most jump scare scenes and emmeline gets the most hearing creaking and footsteps

james is the best at fighting but absolutely hates blood. feel like there needs to be a scene where he's like punching a masked killer and is doing SO WELL. and he gets the killer on the ground and is about to pull the mask off when the killer pulls out a knife and stabs at his hands and chest and shit. and he just screams and backs away staring at his blood until he faints.

as marlene dies, she clutches dorcas' hand and whispers "the lesbians never get a happy ending. apart from fear street... why couldn’t this be like fear street?"

the final girl HAS to be mary. ofc.

#im very much a satire horror fan. in case you couldn’t tell from this. #gonna explain how everyone dies (other than mary) in the tags cause im having ideas now i thought i was finished #idk the order so this is random and not at all chronological #remus- is high as fuck. thinks sirius or james is pranking him and then gets stabbed or whatever #sirius- tries to out horror the killer. tips a bucket of fake blood on them. has a chainsaw and mask #has a bunch of recording devices with sounds he previously made. etc. but then his fucking phone goes off #and he gets so annoyed because thats such a rookie mistake. and he asks to cut and do a retake just before the killer kills him #marlene- kinda already said about her death. but feel like it's def outside like in the street and shes only with dorcas #i already said james' death #lily- feel like there's more than one killer and she manages to kill one. just to turn around and another to get her #dorcas- she gets VERY into it once marlene dies. definitely gets hits in if not killing some of the killers. #but they ultimately get stabbed a lot and they run to marlene's body whilst bleeding out instead of the hospital #and she dies in marlene's dead grasp. #emmeline doesn't get killed for a while. is bait in a plan to catch killer/s but the plan goes wrong and she gets pushed out a high window #i havent mentioned other characters but why not say their deaths. #regulus- he's made to be involved with like a scene in a library where they go to him to ask about some secret history of the town #and then is killed the next day but has s bunch of writings and pages of books around his room about the killers and hes solved it #but the killer burns it all before anyone gets there #pandora- kinda want her to the first death for some reason idk.. like it gets framed as a suicide but so many people dont believe it #and the killings go on #barty- sees the masked killer and like jokes around touching their mask and stuff. and then the killer just like. brings out an axe #and chops his head off #evan- dont know why but im imagining him driving and getting those spikes in the road to lure him out the car #also btw didn't mention peter's death cause im leaning towards him being secretly one of the killers #and gets killed by either lily or dorcas #was gonna say barty and evan could be killers then i realised i made them kill reg and pandora and cas so people would not like that #also no mary death obviously since shes the final girl. survivor ever <3 immortal <3 #marauders era #marauders #tw. gore

[turtlespancake]

i cant believe fontaine finally cleaned up its archon quest writing and learned to Actually Proper Balance its npc screentime with its playable character screentime. and yet. AND YET!!! THIS is the nation where i end up hyperfixating on the historical figures with no official designs.

#rambling #genshin #i am DANGEROUSLY close to speedrunning the “hyperfixated on a blorbo > loosely based in canon headcanons > 'thats just your oc'” pipeline #with the narzissenkreuz institute kids #im dying so much to see what happens next that im just making up shit in my mind functionally 😭 #if they wont give me more quest for like another month then i will do it myself 💥💥 #but actually they should take their time with the quests. my impatience is my own fault and should not be the basis for a rushed story #anyways. i cant believe they finally got solid playable character writing in the archon quests #and instead of hyperfixating on lyney who checks like. almost EVERY blorbo preference box of mine. #im obsessed with an oceanid world quest 😭 and some random journals #something something tragedy something something #i think i just really loved the intrigue and mystery of it all. slowly finding all the notebooks and piecing together #who did what and wtf went down #was SO satisfying. it was so cool to figure out #i was live reacting to the oceanid quest in a discord channel with some friends and you could literally SEE my thought process go from #“this quest boring as shit idc about oceanid roleplay” to “oh wait they're actually commenting on the nostalgia themes now” to #“HEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE THE NAMES CONNECT?!?!” #especially since when i started doing all that the wiki didn't have character pages for most of the narzissenkreus institute kids #beyond like one to two sentences #and so the moment i saw that rene's page was like an actual paragraph and mentioned the kvarnah quest i was like HOLY FUCK #anyways!!!! genshin's writing has been surprisingly good recently #but still. i cant believe they finally managed to get me attached to a random npc! a random HISTORICAL npc for that matter!!!! #inazuma and sumeru wishes they had that #i think another part of it is that fontaine has been good about giving its historical figures consistent personality and character voices #and also character drama! like there's a LOT to latch onto here especially since they're letting you see it firsthand instead of only notes #and since they've tied it back to the present in a couple of very obvious ways it makes the connections easier to latch onto #and also since there's less people to worry about #i still don't understand inazuma history tbh. there were too many damn people and they all blended together in my mind... #they all had like overlapping jobs too ueghhjk #“this guy was a master of [weapon] and died in the catacylsm” describes like at least 3 people who are only ever mentioned in artifact sets

[brinnanza]

tumblr babes I wish every one of you finds someone who is just unspeakably charmed by the way tumblr poisons your speech I said magneto was a villain because he was sad and he was sad because he was gay and jewish (which is true in a way) and situationship 1. was delighted 2. asked me if that was actually canon or if that was just tumblr speak and I was like "i mean both???"

#not to get soppy while I'm high as shit but like you ever meet someone who exactly meets your desire to be delighted? #like that taliesin line about how you can choose to be delighted or to be angry at new strange things #that had a fuckin genuine effect on me man it's so much more pleasant to be delighted #by the randomness and variety of existance #this is why stoners are Like This by the way it truly is the weed that does it to you #but anyway most people are not choosing delight enough for me #and i feel like. idk someone else is on the same page about what things should be delightful #i'm SOFT aned GAY and INTOXICATED #what sexuality is 'gender is not applicable here because the entry fee is already So High' #like there are so many esoteric levels you have to fit that if you fit one who cares about something so dumb #to me it's important to some people and I get that #anyway I am just Experiencing a lot of things lately and #idk maybe spending some time in the real world instead of on the internet #not to disparage the internet it's great that's where all my friends and family are #but you know what I mean #anyway I need to eat this fucking food already

[rosicheeks]

🌸🦖🌿?

-🌸

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

I feel like it had to be something about my personality. Personality compliments are always top tier for me and then singing compliments are probably next 🩷

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

Dinosaurs???? I’m sorry I’m awful lol

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

Right now I don’t think I have a *favorite* outfit. My go to outfit when I want to look cute is usually a skirt and a top that is either a crop top or I crop myself 😂

#I actually have a box somewhere of a bunch of hand written compliments I got when I was in school #some were notes and some was from church #even if I don’t know the person anymore it’s still nice to look back at them #also my school had a Facebook page where you could anonymously post compliments about other students so I wrote those down somewhere too 🫶 #true and genuine compliments really hit me deep #the you’re beautiful or cool or nice or sweet #is nice to hear but it’s nowhere near the feeling you get when someone actually says something from the heart #sad thing is I don’t remember many personality compliments - I remember a few singing compliments but not many and I have a feeling that #my negative thoughts over the years just ended up drowning them out or ya know my memory sucks either way lol #my first thought was dinosaurs and then I was like nah they aren’t animals so I tried looking up extinct animals but then I got overwhelmed #so I was like eh I’m gonna just put dinosaurs but then I thought about it and was like……. if dinosaurs aren’t animals what are they #so I looked it up and I saw two different things saying either animal/reptile (I’m guessing depending on what type but who the fuck knows) #as for outfit that’s a hard one still - I don’t go out much so I don’t wear half of my closet #most of the time I’m just wearing some comfy pants and a some random shirt #but I’ve been trying to go out more so I’ve been going through my closet and trying different outfits #nothing is really *clicking* and tbh it’s probably cause I should get rid of all of it and start fresh #but that’s a lot of fucking money sooooooo not gonna do that lol #anyway thank you for the questions lovely 🩷🫶 #it was fitting for you to do the 🌸 it made me smile 🥰 #ask #🌸 anon

[saeraas]

woke up to people genuinely fighting that toji is a better dad than gojo to megumi because of the leaks hello everyone

#jjk #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #that page reads as a joke of “gojo forgot in the heat of the moment” #because their aint no way gojo listens to yuji's plans to save megumi for a month #and just pulls up like “fuck that im sorry im just losing a kid today” #would be insane if he just thinks “nah sorry he gotta die i dont think my students can beat him” #im going to hold off judgement until this finishes #bc i need to know if that one person that said #geto is the best character bc he died before gege started writing the characters weird is right #not fighting this worse dad thing than toji thing because there's too much going on and a lot of it is mixed with lame ass mangaka jokes #kashimo is a real hater that's all i learned and i respect him for just being their and hating #also it kinda minimalizes toji's character to boil him down because he has a Lot going on - #to just make it black and white for some random debate

[boxchewr]

im not really a homestuck fan anymore nor do i ever have the patience or time to reread it properly but. i will still fight tooth and nail for the fact that there's still a lot of value to that comic

#text #it lands solidly in 'good' category to me it does a lot of things i like but a lot i can't stand #what it does well it does so so well and tho it's very obviously a thing that started in 2009 by someone from newgrounds #and by the end you can tell everyone was tired of it going including the author #and then the fucking. shitty ass followups that seem to actively mock and loathe the fact that theyre homestuck followups #i think the meat and potatoes of the comic itself can be incredibly good more often than it's bad #its Long As Fuck but you know every facet of the significant characters. you grow and bond with them so much #absurdly long stretches of nearly pure dialogue back and forth between characters on a page #and then the next page with even more dialogue back and forth them just talking going on rambles and making jokes #but its so natural and most of the main cast feel super real like these are just some kids having a conversation on skype or smth #also it's still one of the funniest things i've ever read no cap. some of the jokes still stay in my mind forever #its not at all for everyone. not whatsoever. its 85% dependent on you liking these characters enough to see more of them #and just wanting to spend time with these little losers and their dumb overly complicated game #but i did like them! i think abt these characters a lot in my random life still despite not interacting significantly with it in years #and i feel like people are kinda a bit too mean abt it nowadays. acting like it was all a waste of time and there wasn't anything good #when no i still like a good amount of it up until beginning-middle of act 6 onwards when it just gets too confusing to keep up with #i still suggest reading it if you have time. can look past a lot of the early acts saying slurs and such. and have interest in it #at least try to get to act 5 if not beginning of 6 and then go thru 6 until u can't stomach anymore of it or if u reach the end #bc yeah act 6 being a nightmare confusion world is a lot of why i think ppl think it sucks #plus the first acts being a bit. 2009 newgrounds core #but even in those acts there's still some good stuff i wish ppl didn't shrug the whole thing off #Just give it a try see if its for u or not #it was one of the biggest Things on the internet for a while for a good reason #and i think it's a shame that it's mainly just considered. something shameful to like and stupid and has no inherent value to it #when there really is still a lot to like #give it a whirl see how you feel #i'm still never personally touching it again bc of. Generally who i was when i was hyperfixated on it #so. lmao

[corset]

I love when you're trying to change your header on mobile and it keeps automatically zooming in and moving it around over and over every time you save it and so you just have to stubbornly keep changing it until it sticks. My favorite app

#Some of my other favorite mobile app features include: the queue/drafts page reloading every time you interact with any posts after the #first time it loads more posts. #(This is one that has been around for years now. I hate it deeply.) #Clicking on an image and it opening a random other image that you didn't click 8 posts down. #A random invisible ad opening the app store or your browser #No images loading an uncompressed version when you click on them so you can't save any pictures that aren't blurry as fuck

[laugtherhyena]

Sometimes i remember how long it took for Dra to get a full translation and think, wow, if it had a more speedy english translation back in the day (sorta like the one Sdra2 had) and i had my first experience with the game be as intended i don't think i would be writing -2+2 today

#putting this in tags because idk. my self-conscious bitchass tells me that this may ruin the fic for some people #but. #-2+2 started as a hatamori oneshot #the idea i mean #and then i started going “hey wouldn't it be cool if” and the ideas kept piling and piling #and i was like you know what i should make this a bigger thing #and it became a story focused narrative rather than a ship fic #but in it's core it's still the story i started writing out of thinking about my weird little rarepair and going #I NEED TO SHOW THEM MY VISION‼️‼️ #and I get to write them living and being nice to eachother #going back to what i was talking about in the post. if my first impression with Dra had been with the full translated game #rather than learning about it from random Wikipedia pages. biased posts and massive spoilers #i am 99% sure i would be an ayakane shipper #cuz like. c'mon #they have so many moments in canon it's crazy #but nooooooo your girl here had to do a fucking 180 and become attached to hatamori instead #and i MEAN attached because when i got back into the another series last year i lost interest in all the ships i liked back in the day #EXCEPT FOR THEM #THEY'RE STILL MY FAVORITE PAIRING IN THE ANOTHER SERIES #and it's wild to me because at this point i don't even remember why i started shipping them to begin with #anyway. if you went through all these tags and feel disapointed don't worry #-2+2 is never gonna get to a point where they're gonna have a love confession and kiss in the mouth #because i want the focus to be the story and the characters rather than the ship itself #but it's still me writing it at the end of the day #so yeah. #hyena ramblings #dra #dra -2+2 #danganronpa another