ok u big weenie 🤍 + tommy & mal and tai & noah <3
& you say you're the annoying one . i’m the annoying one bc i can’t do anything normally so we’re getting all the ‘volumes’ <3 i’d apologise for the length that is under the cut but we both know i am not sorry <3
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ft vol. 1 + vol. 2 + vol. 3
TOMMY & MAL
volume one
who is the most affectionate? personally i think both of them are as equally affectionate but bc tommy is a physical touch boy , he’s more physically affectionate . while mal is more emotional affectionate . same but different !
who initiates the handholding? you guessed it , thomas ‘gentle giant with physical touch as his love language ’ connelley
who worries more for the other? tommy worries like a normal person worries ya know. worries that she’s overworking herself bc she’s never been able to simply stop & that girl’s in the medical field & worries if there’s something wrong . ya know, normal things ! but mal definitley worries more about thomas connelley bc ... it’s thomas connelley & he MAY be doing well but he’s been through some shit ya know . also mal has always been the mom of the group so <3
who is more likely to ask for help? i WOULD have said 100% malia schafer bc tommy would rather Die than admit he needed help . but then thomas went to therapy & actually did the work & kept up with said work so honestly ... both are just as likely . if not actually mr thomas connelley more so now
who is the one always losing the keys? m..al ... but only bc that girl works shift work at a hospital & is allowed to be tired & forgetful & it wouldn’t be ALWAYS , just sometimes
who leaves little love notes for the other? never forget thomas connelley leaving mal lil post it notes with silly lil drawings & short notes for her to find in her things & around the place
who can’t sleep unless the other is there? thomas :/ don’t know why he ever thought he could survive without her honestly
who is more likely to propose to the other? thomas connelley !!!! he is a GENTLEMAN , even if it takes him 35464574523 years
who introduced the other to their family first? mal got introduced to tommy’s mum & sister first but that’s only bc mal’s family was in america . i imagine if they had been in the same place ... i think maybe thomas would have met mal’s family first bc thomas was a sneaky secretive lil shit & it took quite a while for him to take her back home to meet them anyway
who is more likely to play with the other’s hair? thomas do be a physical touch boy but i think this one’s gotta go to miss malia schafer
who makes sure the other has meals/stays hydrated? i could say both & i wouldn’t be wrong . before , when they were at uni together , it was 100% mal keeping tommy fed & hydrated . now , tommy maybe reminding mal a little more but it can still be mal when tommy’s got a big project & she’s off .
who is more likely to stand up to anyone for the other? personally i think no one would risk saying shit about mal around tommy just bc that man is 6′4 & looks mean so for that reason alone i think mal’s probably gotten more of a chance to stand up for tommy .
who is the most likely to prepare a surprise for the other? it’s shocking but it’s tommy . they’re not BIG surprises , just small ones . like lil weekend trips or her favourite things when she comes home or just nights out , things like that ya know . but he did surprise her with a trip to paris after he graduated to tell her he was moving to america to be with her so like ... maybe also big surprises .
who makes the other pinky promise not to do certain things? mal’s the type of dork who’d make tommy pinky promise & like the soft boy he is , he’d do it happily & keep it
who puts a blanket over the other when they fall asleep on the couch? tommy connelley <3
volume two
who is the little spoon? it’s not that tommy is opposed to being the little spoon , there will be times when he is & he’ll be happy to be , but more often than not it’s mal
who sings in the shower? no offence but i don’t think i’ve ever imagined thomas connelley singing . that man is a hummer AT MOST . so mal !
who plays pranks on the other? i ... don’t think either of them are pranksters ?? just not the vibe . neither <3
who is the one who listens to pop music? .... mal ..... just bc .... i bet she loves a good pop song & you know what ?? she’s right to !!
who brings the other a random cup of joe? probably mal but only bc tommy works from home mostly
who picks the cheesy movies for date night? thomas !! connelley !! & it’s ALWAYS an animated movie !! & they are not cheesy !! he’s been known to pick the same movie more than once bc mal is horrible at staying fucking awake , he thinks she’ll see them in full eventually if he keeps putting them on
who is more likely to feed the other in public? okay neither , they aren’t about that life
who gives the other random little compliments? i think they both are good at giving each other lil random compliments here & there okay , they’re just 2 soft kids ya know
who is always stealing food from the other’s plate? mal & tommy doesn’t bat an eye over it . might even nudge his plate closer to her so she can reach easier .
who is more likely to let the other borrow their car? neither of them had a car when they were at uni , they simply took the train everywhere or got an uber/taxi places if they had to go out bc everything was within walking distance . & now i personally think even if they might have their own cars , neither of them blink an eye at letting the other take their car bc they may as well be shared
who makes the list before they go grocery shopping? it’s a shared thing , they both put down things as they need over time so once it gets to shopping day they don’t have to think much about it
who makes sure the other takes their meds when sick? they are both very good at looking after the other whenever they’re sick but since mal’s a doctor ..... mal
who watches sports and has to teach the other the rules? mal grew up in a house full of Boys so like ... mal probably knows more than tommy does when it comes to watching american football & they probably only watch it during the superbowl . so mal when tommy moved to the states & he still doesn’t really get what happens & why the hell it takes so gd long but he’s just there for the ride . very much prefers his football ( soccer ) .
who pulls the other to their feet for a dance in the living room? it can change depending , but i think miss mal pulls that giant man off the couch to dance with her more often than not
who has to keep reminding the other to hurry or they’ll be late? i honestly do not think that either of them are the type to be late . tommy takes about 4 seconds to get ready & mal’s got her life too together to be out here running late but i reckon mal’s more likely to just gently remind tommy bc even though he takes 4 seconds to get ready he waits until they have like half an hour before they gotta leave to start
who is the one most likely to get a tattoo with the other’s name? neither of them would but if ANYONE was to get one it would probably be tommy getting mal’s
volume three
who cooks meals for the other? i hate myself for not remembering if mal’s a decent cook or not but for right now i’m going to say she can , you can fight me if it’s wrong later . so ... i’m going to say it can be them taking turns & it depends what their schedules are doing . mal will cook if tommy’s busy & she’s free but tommy will make mal a lil something before & after work .
who spams the other with memes? i personally see them as a pair that ... don’t . maybe the odd one every so often .
who likes to tidy around the house? it’s been 3459346 years , i’m so sorry , i can’t remember if mal’s a neat girl but in my brain she has neat girl vibes . permission to fight me x2 if it’s wrong
who asked the other to move in with them? not gonna lie , tommy basically invited himself to live with mal & she just had to deal with it bc the boy booked a whole trip to paris just to insert himself into her life whether she wanted it or not
who is in charge of the music during a car ride? mal bc tommy prefers to drive
who is more likely to tickle the other mercilessly? thomas connelley & he has an unfair advantage bc he is a fucking giant & mal is tiny . she truly stands no chance against him .
who needs to hold the other during scary movies? hate to be that person & go with the obvious just bc but i’m gonna go with mal
who has to help the other when it comes to technology? both of them are good with technology but ... tommy works with it a bit more bc graphic design & concept design so he’s gotta be kinda techy so for that reason alone , tommy helps mal if she needs it
who likes to get a bit frisky in public / an inappropriate setting? i .... neither . mal isn’t a terror ( unlike sOME ) and tommy might be a physical touch boy but he’s not into pda . there might be lil comments whispered into each others ears at the end of a night SOMETIMES but i’d say that’s about all that happens
who wakes up first, and do they wake up the other or let them rest? depends on mal’s shifts again . sometimes it’s her waking up first , sometimes it’s him . & they only wake each other up if they are leaving , otherwise they let them rest .
who is always taking pictures of the other when they aren’t looking? it’s equal i’d say . started bc they were long distance for so long & photos kept them going & it probably just ... kept happening when they were finally living together .
who always forgets their wallet and never ends up paying for anything? neither of them are that forgetful so for this i am going to simply say neither !!
who can’t sleep because the other snores or moves too much at night? they sleep well at night bc thomas connelley sleeps like a little baby with mal there so that means mal also gets to sleep like a lil baby .
who is better at video games, and do they let the other win or show no mercy? tommy will argue HE is the better gamer bc he is a gamer . & seeing as though they were once banned from game night & take things far too seriously & are far too competitive , there would be no mercy shown .
who always gets up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and accidentally wakes up the other? you said “whoever is the least subtle” & i literally do not know who that is when it comes to these two . so i’m just going to mal would accidentally wake tommy up bc they have a massive bear of a dog on the bed and him getting up to follow mal would be the reason why tommy wakes up .
TAI & NOAH
volume one
who is the most affectionate? just from what i know currently , i’m going to say sir tai rakena . but only bc he is very open & very laidback so he doesn’t overthink anything
who initiates the handholding? for the same reasons as above , tai <3
who worries more for the other? listen , i have no doubt that noah is a v caring person & she would care & worry about tai . but i imagine that it’s tai that’s the one worrying over noah more . she’s got a lot going on & a lot to figure out ya know .
who is more likely to ask for help? even though tai has a habit of being an Independent Boy who handles things on his own ( & usually does so successfully ) , he isn’t afraid to ask for help or admit he needs help .
who is the one always losing the keys? tai :/ he do be a bit forgetful honestly
who leaves little love notes for the other? i don’t know why but i feel like miss noah has love note vibes
who can’t sleep unless the other is there? idk how to say this but tai will sleep anywhere & everywhere so it’d be noah if it was going to be either of them
who is more likely to propose to the other? tai’s probably the type to just vibe out & not get married but like .... he may as well be . you know , mr ‘ why do we need a piece of paper to tell us we’re married , we already are . ’
who introduced the other to their family first? both of them seem big family people so it could honestly be a toss up & since they’re both from coston bay it’s likely they already know each other’s families so there wouldn’t be any like ‘official’ introduction . but i think maybe they’d ease in with tai’s family just bc it’s .... smaller
who is more likely to play with the other’s hair? tai playing with noah’s hair , confirmed . he’s got a sprinkling of physical touch
who makes sure the other has meals/stays hydrated? i’m going to go with tai doing lil check ups with noah that she’s eating & drinking . nothing big ! just subtle lil comments here & there ya know , things more where it’s more him going ‘ i haven’t had lunch yet , wanna meet up & get something ? ’
who is more likely to stand up to anyone for the other? going off of my limited knowledge , i’m gonna go with tai . simply bc he does not give a shit & will call people out left , right & centre no matter what .
who is the most likely to prepare a surprise for the other? that would be tai once again . but more in the way he gets an idea & just runs with it , not a BIG planner . he’ll just show up 1 day & say , yeah we’re going on a road trip , surprise ! <3
who makes the other pinky promise not to do certain things? honestly ? tai probably . but like as a joke
who puts a blanket over the other when they fall asleep on the couch? acts of service street rat soft boy tai rakena
volume two
who is the little spoon? miss noah <3
who sings in the shower? my immediate reaction is tai just bc i ... know he would . it COULD potentially be both . but i know for certain it is a tai thing to do
who plays pranks on the other? once again , tai former street-rat rakena . but just stupid innocent lil things . nothing over the top & idiotic
who is the one who listens to pop music? you know what ? tai’s not ashamed of admitting he likes pop music , that shit is a vibe sometimes . but idk if this is a good thing or not but ... noah also gives me pop girlie vibes (in a good way)
who brings the other a random cup of joe? tai will show up with coffee & a snack for noah when she’s working
who picks the cheesy movies for date night? i think noah would be on movie picking duty bc tai’s a lil annoying bitch & would say something like ‘i’ll watch whatever you wanna watch, i’m easy’
who is more likely to feed the other in public? not like FEED per-say , but tai will hand noah things to eat just bc & just bc he likes sharing
who gives the other random little compliments? very much tai bc miss noah needs it and deserves it !!
who is always stealing food from the other’s plate? i think tai is likely more inclined to reach over a swipe some of noah’s food
who is more likely to let the other borrow their car? i .... tai’s got his stupid truck largely for work but he wouldn’t be bothered lending it to noah in case she needed something bigger to transport things around
who makes the list before they go grocery shopping? that feels very much like a noah thing . tai just goes in there blind & hopes that he doesn’t forget anything he actually needed
who makes sure the other takes their meds when sick? this feels like a both situation . i think they’re both equally likely to bc i know tai would since he helps/helped ani a lot so he kinda has it built into him to look after people
who watches sports and has to teach the other the rules? tai might have been born in america but his dad is a kiwi through & through & they are likely a big rugby fam so i imagine tai’s gotta explain to noah about what the hell is going on if she was ever to go round & an ab’s game was on
who pulls the other to their feet for a dance in the living room? you said noah’s selfconscious & i do not know if that goes into ... being a lil nervy , but in my brain this is a tai thing to do .
who has to keep reminding the other to hurry or they’ll be late? 100% noah . tai’s too relaxed & i imagine it stresses people out sometimes . boy needs a hurry along sometimes & honestly ? he deserves it be clapped at to get a move on .
who is the one most likely to get a tattoo with the other’s name? tai lmao. he wouldn’t , but like he also would
volume three
who cooks meals for the other? i don’t know noah’s cooking habits but tai would happily cook noah a meal . wouldn’t be anything IMPRESSIVE but it’d be edible & decent !
who spams the other with memes? maybe not SPAM but tai probably would be more likely
who likes to tidy around the house? i. ..... noah . tai’s a messy , unorganised boy :/
who asked the other to move in with them? i imagine tai would be more likely to be more forward about it
Who is in charge of the music during a car ride? might chop & change honestly . but tai believes in passenger seat control so it’d depend who drives & who’s in the passenger seat !
who is more likely to tickle the other mercilessly? tai <3 get the girl laughing & smiling ya know
who needs to hold the other during scary movies? i...feel like noah would hold onto tai . tai’s sitting there making about 5 different expressions in the span of 0.5 seconds
who has to help the other when it comes to technology? i think both of them are likely decent but noah might need to show tai how to use things here & there (but more like social media - he’s decent but like not extremely up to date)
who likes to get a bit frisky in public / an inappropriate setting? he wouldn’t try anything but tai’s probably more likely to say something to noah when they are out in public . possibly just to get her a lil blushy & a lil stupid smiley
who wakes up first, and do they wake up the other or let them rest? depends on what’s happening !! tai’s a heavy sleeper & sleeps for a very long time if he’s just left to his own devices so noah would likely wake up before him unless he was going with her to surf in the morning !
who is always taking pictures of the other when they aren’t looking? i like to imagine tai taking many , many photos of noah bc that girl is STUNNING & he thinks she’s also real cute
who always forgets their wallet and never ends up paying for anything? tai is more likely to forget his wallet :/ so sorry noah :/ he’d offer to pay her back though !!
who can’t sleep because the other snores or moves too much at night? if it was going to be anyone , it’d probably be noah
who is better at video games, and do they let the other win or show no mercy? tai’s a video game boy .... so maybe him . he’d also possibly go a little easier on noah when they played together but not go as far as letting her win . he just wouldn’t want to risk thrashing her OISHFNLKSG
who always gets up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and accidentally wakes up the other? tai’s more likely to try get out of bed sneakily without disturbing her before walking into something & causing chaos
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