#totally correct danny phantom quotes

[ecto-stone]

Jack: You're not some lame bussinessman V-man! You're the crossdressing blood sucking incubus from The Skunk Punk

Jack: That's the real you!!!

Vlad: Jack, I'm not a satanic sex-god anymore.

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[daddyplasmius]

Sam: "men's section"... more like where the hot women shop

Danny: "women's section"... more like where the hot men shop

Tucker: "soup section"... more like where's the clothes

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[starry-bi-sky]

Danyal Al Ghul: Incorrect Quotes and Miscellaneous Thoughts

Incorrect quotes-style snippets specifically for my danyal al ghul au here (which i really need to come up with a unique au name for atp). Because I thought it'd be funny. And also some miscellaneous headcanons thrown into the mix. Some context for the au: - Danyal is 5 years older than Damian (so 10 and 15) - Danny faked his death when he was 10. Talia knows and helped him with it. - Jazz, Sam, and Tucker do not know he's an ex-assassin.

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Danny, dryly tapping his temple: I have, as the Americans say, irreparable psychological damage, right here.

Jazz, an older sibling first and foremost: well, it's good that you're self-aware.

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Danny, aged 10, in the American foster planning to just age out of the system: *emanating Bad Vibes. Pure, Little Orphan Tom Riddle Energy*

Jazz, aged 12, coming in to adopt a new sibling with her parents: Him. This is my brother now :)

Danny: ...what

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Lilo and Stitch is Danny's favorite Disney movie. He watched it when he was 11 with Jazz when she was attempting to connect with him, and by this point Danny was becoming receptive to her efforts. They had a movie marathon in the living room one night.

Safe to say? It resonated with his little 11 year old heart strongly, and he related very strongly with both Nani and Stitch. He got unexpectedly emotional and hid in his room for the rest of the night. Jazz felt really bad, but it had the intended (but kinda unexpected) effect of him trying to be nicer to her afterwards.

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Dash, aged 12, causing trouble again and getting intercepted by Danny: *scaling up a desk* AHHHHH! GET YOUR LITTLE FREAK, FOLEY!

Tucker: Hey! Danny is not a freak!

Dash: GET HIM TO BACK OFF

Tucker, was the kid Dash was messing with: ....whats in it for me

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Danny, saying some questionably immoral shit: What. Why are you looking at me like that.

Tucker: Bro. I mean this as kindly as possible; what the fuck?

Sam: yeah, I'm with Tuck on this one.

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Danny, ranting about Vlad: if it weren't for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered him

Sam, painting his nails black: I'm pretty sure you'd slaughter him regardless of the laws of the land -- and quit moving, you're gonna mess me up.

Tucker: we've literally seen you debate yourself about this, Dan

Danny: ...you are correct, but it is the principle of things.

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Vlad: I have experience my child, and the money and power attained through using those powers for personal gain, you say. I could train you, teach you everything I know! And all you have to do is renounce that idiot adoptive father of yours.

Danny, was already contemplating committing a Violence: ....

Danny, internally: I'm going to stab him *turns into Phantom*

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Funny contrast I realized between Danyal and Vlad that iirc I haven't pointed out yet is that imo, Danyal doesn't rely on his powers nearly half as much as canon Danny does. He falls back instinctually on his League training, and thus sometimes forgets to use his powers in battle. This was prevalent especially early on when he was still getting used to the whole 'halfa' thing.

He incorporates them more often after a year, but still for the most part relies on his own physical hand-to-hand combat. He trusts those skills much more than he does his powers. I'm not sure where he is on a technical level compared to canon, but just to stay safe I'll say he's similar in power skill as canon Danny. Perhaps a little more finessed than him because his League training would probably have him trying to figure out his powers as soon as possible.

But in summary? Danny is strong in hand-to-hand combat, weak in powerset.

Meanwhile Vlad is the opposite. I can't recall if he even knows hand-to-hand in canon, but it makes total sense to me that Vlad Masters wouldn't because he's so confident in his monetary influence and ghost abilities that he sees no need for it.

And he's kinda got some merit behind it. He's very powerful and has 20 years of experience to experiment and fine tune his powers. He's got bite to follow up his bark. He's perfected long-range combat and his ability to phase through walls makes it impossible to corner him, but if you can manage it, then one good hit could probably knock him on his ass.

So in summary, Vlad is strong in powerset, weak in hand-to-hand combat.

And it casts a good contrast between the two of them in that regard. Danny, as a fellow halfa, can follow Vlad when he phases through walls and is fast enough to land a hit on him. His league training as an assassin, albeit rusty, is still deep ingrained enough in him that he can hold up as a rather veritable threat against Vlad without needing his powers.

But Vlad can force Danny to use his powers more often through use of his own. The duplication is the first thing to come to mind: Danny's fast enough to dispel them on his own without powers, and smart enough that he could figure out who the real one is if given a few minute. But that's not always efficient enough.

Good foils for each other that way. Also Vlad's Plasmius design mimics Ra's juuust enough that he looks like Ra's knockoff loser second cousin no one talks about, which only fuels Danny's hatred.

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Danny, ranting about Vlad for the first time: --and it's only made worse by the fact that the little ingrate resembles a cheap knock-off of my grandfather!--

Sam, choking on her water: he what--

Tucker, doing a spittake: HE DOES?

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #danyal al ghul au #i have a doodle of that little scene with vlad actually. its in my notebook lmao. #danny gets *furiously* shakespearan when he's insulting someone. sam and tucker have recorded some of his rants #and they are just pure gold. #sam and tucker calling danny 'dan' as a nickname 2024. #which reminds me about how TUE would even happen. someone in my ao3 comments made a good point about how they weren't sure if my danyal #would even have a TUE occur because he's not the cheating type. i've seen clips of how he got his hands on the test answers but i'll need t #watch the episode to gauge if Dan is even feasible. and if he is what changes to make him happen. hmmm. much to think about #don't think danyal would stay with vlad even in the midst of his grief. hmhmhm #dpdc

[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Jazz: What's going on?

Sam: Danny may have died.

Jazz: Danny MAY have died?

Tucker: We're looking into it.

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[theaxolotlkween]

I almost misspelled “alibi” and I’m going to be sad forever because of it.

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[d0nt-be-such-a-fruitl00p]

Danny Fenton is trans:

because I want him to be

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Danny: I...sad.

Sam: Is that your official statement? "I sad"?

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Tucker: Power move: put the FBI agent watching you through a series of endurance tests. Stay awake for seventy-two hours. Put obscene images over your webcam. Chew gum really loudly next to your mic. They may have wiretaps but by God they won't have peace.

Sam: And most importantly, keep calling them FBI agents. That's what'll really grind on those NSA agents' nerves.

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Tucker: Truth or dare?

Danny: Truth.

Tucker: How many hours have you slept this week?

Danny: Dare.

Tucker: Go to sleep.

Danny: I don’t like this game.

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Clockwork: The future’s hopes rest upon your shoulders. I would sooner not see them crushed.

Danny: The future’s hopes or my shoulders?

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Skulker: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game.

Danny: *nodding* Knife Monopoly.

Skulker: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Skulker: Is that why you keep calling yourself "Danny"?

Johnny: That's his name.

Skulker: Is it?

Danny: Yes! You never bothered to find out?

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

I want to be radioactive but not like lethally or anything. Just slightly above average so that when people try to take photos of me the image is grainy and blurred and Geiger counters click ominously when I'm nearby. Y'know, fun stuff.

Danny

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Vlad: You have a lot of nerve coming in here.

Danny: You have a lot of nerve being alive.

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Vlad: Whoops.

Danny: Whoops? WHOOPS? This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. We are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it.

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[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Clockwork: *on the phone* Hello, is this pizza?

Clockwork Duplicate: No, this is a telephone.

Clockwork: *suddenly holding pizza box* Well, I beg to differ. Ha-ha, let’s dig in, shall we? *opens box*

Clockwork: Wait a second, this isn’t pizza, it’s just a time vortex! What a rip-off! *to the phone* What kind of place are you guys running over there, you sent me a time vortex!

Clockwork Duplicate: I beg to differ!

Clockwork: Hey, listen here wise guy, I just want a good old-fashioned pizza! No vortex stuff!

Clockwork: …

Clockwork: You already sent over a new one?

*there’s a knock on the door*

Clockwork: That must be the delivery guy! *opens door and sees Duplicate* Well, hey there, handsome!

Clockwork Duplicate: Well, hello, yourself! I got a pizza for you!

Clockwork: Awesome! But if there’s a time vortex in there, I will destroy you.

Clockwork Duplicate: You probably won’t though, since we’re the same entity!

Clockwork: Oh, yeah! *laughing*

Clockwork: *stops laughing, the duplicate has disappeared* I am incredibly lonely!

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