#totally correct quotes

[plethora-of-imagines]

Y/N: If you bite me will I turn?

Miguel: Into what a spider? A fucking empanada?

#miguel o'hara x reader #totally correct quotes

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Pears?: Lucifer & Alastor

Charlie: Now, you two. Behave while I'm gone. This should only take me ten minutes, so I expect you to be on your best behavior.

Lucifer: (on one side of the room) Of course, Charlie!

Alastor: (on the other side of the room) We will be completely civil.

Charlie: (Raises an eyebrow skeptically but leaves the room)

-Door Clicks Shut-

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Alastor: Childish, rubber duck, bastard.

Lucifer: Wannabe talkshow host!

Alastor: You can't even support your family, you one-fourth of an apple pie.

Lucifer: At least I'm gourmet, unlike you. You cheap, dry imitation of a Salisbury steak! Adam ate you up, and you couldn't even wet his appetite!

Alastor: A fresh Salisbury steak is still better than a pile of leftovers. Tell me. How does it feel to know that the woman you stole from Adam left you after she chewed you up?

Lucifer: *le gasp*

Alastor: (sits smugly in his chair)

THUMP!!!!

Alastor: (glitches out as something slams into the side of his head and picks up the pear from the floor) Did you just throw a pear at me?!

Lucifer: (points accusingly) YOU DONT DESERVE ANY OF MY APPLES!!!

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #apples #pears #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #totally correct quotes

[grimalkinmessor]

Hannibal: It's not rotten work. Not to me. Not if it's you ❤️

Will: It's rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but Christ alive.

#hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #totally correct quotes #grim makes shitposts

[indieyuugure]

There is No Such Thing As a Baby Jolteon!

Mikey: *holding up his newly drawn picture* Ta-da! Like my picture?

Raph: Wow! That’s really amazing Mikey! I love the colors!

Donnie: *still playing on his phone* Yeah what Raph said.

Leo: *squinting at the picture* what’s it supposed to be, a puffer fish?

Mikey: *rolling his eyes* no LEO, it’s not a PUFFER FISH! See, it’s a family of Jolteons! Here’s the mama, here’s the daddy, and right here’s the baby Jolte-

Leo: WOAH-WOAH-WOAH, HOLD UP! YOU CAN’T HAVE A BABY JOLTEON THAT’S JUST AN EEVEE!

Mikey: WHAT!? NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF TWO JOLTEONS HAVE A BABY?!

Leo: IT’D JUST BE AN EEVEE!

Mikey: RAPH!

Mikey and Leo: *turns to Raph with expectant scowls*

Raph: *looks around nervously* uhhhhhhh…*glances at Donnie*

Donnie: What?! Don’t look at me! Pokémon is their thing!

Donnie: …

Donnie: Though Leo’s right.

Mikey: *breaks down in tears* WHAT!? B-BUT-! HOW COULD YOU, DONNIE!?

Leo: *ecstatic about being right* Ha! I told you so, and you didn’t believe me! Yes!

Raph: *glaring at Donnie for not diffusing the situation*

Donnie: *blankly stares back because he has nothing to be sorry for*

(A real situation that happened between me, my sister and some of our friends, lol XD)

#A baby Jolteon is just an evee #rottmnt #ninja turtles #tmnt #totally correct quotes #my friends swore that a baby Jolteon is just a tiny Jolteon #They wouldn’t believe me! #rise of the tmnt #real situations #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[totallyrealouatquotez]

Regina: Do your worst miss swan.

Emma: ask and you shall receive.

Emma: You deserve to be loved.

Regina: wha-

Emma: you’re a wonderful and kind person-

Regina: NO- NO

Emma: I love even the darkest parts of you.

Regina: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FUCK ME.

#emma swan #incorrect ouat quotes #regina mills #totally correct quotes #once upon a time #jennifer morrison #swan queen #lana parrilla #the evil queen #havocreturns #probablygonnadisappearagain #horrible humor #ouat #yesivereturned #druggedbyelvesagain?

[ecto-stone]

Jack: You're not some lame bussinessman V-man! You're the crossdressing blood sucking incubus from The Skunk Punk

Jack: That's the real you!!!

Vlad: Jack, I'm not a satanic sex-god anymore.

#Hachi text #Vlad Masters #jack fenton #Danny Phantom #totally correct quotes #and then vlad ghost reveal be like #Gasp #I fking KNEW it !!!!!

[darkimpala1897]

Crosby looked like someone to Bucky, he just couldn't put his finger on it, Buck thought he was going insane which is possible he's Bucky.

But he finally figured it out thanks to Rosie and his books, he stormed into the mess.

Buck watched him afraid of where this was going to go. Bucky sat down at Bubbles and Crosbys table.

Bucky: "I finally figured out who the fuck you look like thanks to Rosie."

Crosby crossed his arms, this should be interesting.

Crosby: "And who would that be John?"

Bucky: "The guy who assassinated Abraham Lincoln, what's his name?"

Bubbles choked on his breakfast coughing, he turned towards Crosby, he to started to see it. Buck leaned over wanting to help Bucky.

Buck: "John Wilkes Booth, that's his name John."

Bucky: "Right him."

Bubbles just stared at Crosby.

Crosby: "I do not look like John Wilkes Booth, Joey why are you staring at me?"

Bubbles: "He's right, you just need to grow a ridiculous mustache and your him."

Crosby found this ridiculous, because he doesn't look like John Wilkes Booth, he turned around poking Douglass and Hambone.

Crosby: "Dougie, Ham do I look like John Wilkes Booth to you people?"

Douglass: "You're telling me you aren't related to him?"

Hambone: "I thought you were maybe his grandson."

Crosby couldn't believe this, he turned towards Bubbles who was now laughing.

Bubbles: "I'm sorry it's just too funny."

Crosby groans knowing he probably just got his nickname.

Crosby: "Great people are going to call me Booth now, thanks Egan."

Bucky just smiles.

Bucky: "You're welcome can I have breakfast with you guys?"

And scene.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Manhunt was in the same universe as Masters Of Air so poor Crosby gets told he looks like the guy who murdered Abraham Lincoln Lmfao.

#headcanon #masters of the air #harry crosby #totally canon #deleted scene #joseph bubbles payne #totally correct quotes #bubbles x crosby #gale buck cleven #inncorrect quotes #john bucky egan #buck x bucky #james douglass #howard hambone hamilton #Manhunt

[themistymountainscold]

crosshair, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: i'm losing my sense of humanity. nothing matters. god is dead. there's blood on my hands.

#he is so emo #yes he is also kicking his feet #star wars #star wars: the bad batch #the bad batch #clone force 99 #crosshair #crosshair bad batch #crosshair is like me fr #incorrect quotes #totally correct quotes

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Cicero: It's not MY fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill!

#totally correct quotes #cicero #dark brotherhood #falkreath #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

[new-old-friend]

Azem walking around disappointed after visiting The Bureau of the Architect: Humph.

Hythlodaeus: Azem, pray tell, what did you think a tiger shark was?

#a shark with stripes and a long fluffy tail? #for my azem at least #ffxiv #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy incorrect quotes #totally correct quotes #ff14 #azem #hythlodaeus #new-old-friend #ffxiv spoiler

[tattycoram]

Fives: *calls a meeting of the entire 501st*

Fives: It has come to my attention that some people are calling me a man-whore, which I do not appreciate.

Fives: I prefer gentleman of the night

Fives: Or prosti-dude

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[plethora-of-imagines]

Y/N: You're a treat, Miguel!

Miguel: I'm a what?

Y/N: An absolute snack! Have a cake that I would smack on!

Miguel: Should I be worried you're going to eat me like a black widow would?

#miguel o'hara x reader #totally correct quotes

[the-clones-deserve-the-best]

Here's some more "incorrect" quotes

Tech , pointing a camera at Crosshair : There he is, our sweet baby.

Crosshair , holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Wrecker : Can we go to a haunted house?

Crosshair : What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Wrecker : Wh-what?

Crosshair : Goodnight, Wrecker .

Cody: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

Hunter, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

Cutup: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Cutup: I will not yield.

Howzer: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

*the TV is freaking out*

Hondo: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Hondo: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

Hondo: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a barfight*

Hondo: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

Hunter: *sucking on a popsicle*

Wrecker : Pfft, you practicing for when Y/N gets here?

Hunter: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Wrecker : *Concern*

Hunter: Two bros!

Hunter: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Hunter: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

#incorrect!? #star wars #bad batch #arc trooper echo #the clone wars #Commander Cody #clone trooper Cutup #absolute chaos #totally correct quotes #what do you mean they're #incorrect clone wars quotes

[grimalkinmessor]

Sayu: So like. What is Ryuk to you?

Light: A nuisance. A freeloader. An annoyance. A voyeur. A threat. A glutton. The ugliest thing I've ever seen. Something I'd be better off without.

Sayu: Wow. Get rid of him then??

Light: No.

#death note #yagami light #ryuk #terraito #totally correct quotes #actually ya know what #i hold hands with cosmic entities #THEY'RE QUEERPLATONIC YOUR HONOR #or not idk take this however you want im not a cop #FUCK OFF SAYU HE'S GONNA KEEP HIM FOREVER #yagami sayu

[indieyuugure]

Couldn’t help laughing at this prompt/quote! So good, it needed art! I love Donnie’s mad scientist face, it’s by far my favorite expression to draw on him. Poor Raph, he just wants to eat his sandwich in peace, lol XD

credits to: rottmnt-totally-correct-quotes! You’re amazing!

#rottmnt #fan comic #comics #my comic #comic strip #ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rise of the tmnt #totally correct quotes

[totallyrealouatquotez]

Emma: I’m not staying in storybrooke there isn’t any reason to actually- I’m going to leave right now ‘mom’

Regina: [walks past the window of granny’s in a suit]

Emma: I’m noticing that there are reasons I HAVE to stay here I’ll talk to you later.

#emma swan #incorrect ouat quotes #regina mills #totally correct quotes #once upon a time #jennifer morrison #swan queen #lana parrilla #the evil queen