#trump got the rona

[icantalk710]

Happy caught-up-on-White-Lotus [and 75% of my post-vacation work emails] Friday, ft post-gym oats-feels from Wednesday I meant to get around to posting 😌

#ore no kao #[jennifer coolidge nooo 😭] #also finally got my student loan refund check from the US Dept of Ed I requested near October-- #after Biden's half-measure plan came out which courts then struck down bc ofc #--for the payments i made since Trump's 'rona pause and... maybe i will get to move out this year after all 👀 #not a bad day today! #also this hazy IPA was delish good job Brooklyn Brewery

[tombeane-blog]

I've Got The LONG COVID

"I wanna jump but I'm afraid I'll fall

I wanna holler but the joint's too small

Young man rhythm's got a hold of me too

I got-a rockin' pneumonia

And-a boogie woogie flu"

Huey 'Piano' Smith - Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu

Well, at least that's what I thought at first.  

But then, I have a tendency to misdiagnose myself.  

I've always found it much easier to figure out what's wrong with everybody else.  It's a gift.

But then I decided to do some exhaustivative research on The Google and I was finally able to nail down what's my problem.

Fortunately, saving me some time, I was able to narrow down the possibilities in my initial research since we all know that everything bad these days is either caused by:  Trump, Putin or COVID.  

I researcherated each of these and found that my symptoms most closely matched those of "The LONG COVID" or, what we used to mislabel as, "The RONA".

Chronic Fatigue after Physical or Mental Effort, 

Fever, 

Shortness of Breath, 

Cough, 

Chest Pain, 

Fast-beating Heart, 

Difficulty Thinking or Concentrating, 

Headache, 

Sleep Problems, 

Dizziness, 

Pins-and-Needles Feelings, 

Change in Smell or Taste, 

Depression or Anxiety, 

Diarrhea, 

Stomach Pain,

Joint or Muscle Pain, 

Rash, 

Malaise, 

Runny Nose, 

and,

Changes in Menstrual Cycles.

Don't get wrong.  I'm not gonna blow smoke and tell you that I have all of these symptoms.  Far from it.  C'mon man!  Let's be honest here.

For example, I haven't seen any signs of a rash.

I'm feeling a little easier now that I know I have a medical condition and I'm not just an angry, miserable, misogynistic, narcissistic &%$hole like my wife says.

Pay no attention to her.

And it explains the following recent happenings over the past 50 years.

"Honey, did you remember to take out the trash?"

"I was gonna but, you know.......My Chronic Fatigue after Mental Effort."

"How about getting it out before the garbage man gets here?"

"I'd like to help you out but as you know.......My Chronic Fatigue after Physical Effort."

and,

"How about we watch something on T.V. tonight that I like for a change?"

"I wish we could dear but you know I have Difficulty Thinking or Concentrating during those romance shows."

and,

"I was thinking of inviting some friends over this weekend.  What do you think?"

"I'm not sure dear....you know....with my Malaise and all.  Wouldn't want to ruin your get together."

and,

"How did you like the tofu Kung-Pao lasagna with duck liver sushi that I made for dinner tonight?"  "I got the recipe on The Google."

"Fantastic!  Wonderfully exotic blend of textures and seasonings!  And it was prepared and cooked to perfection!" (Change in Smell or Taste ain't always a bad thing).

I always like to look on the bright side of everything.  Probably why I'm affectionately called Mr. Sunshine.

No more talk of me being a lay-around, do-nothing, Mr. Grumpy. 

After all, it's a medical condition.

[bathtuub]

Okay the second Trump kicks it y'all better have American Idiot blasting

#tw trump #tw donald trump #fuck trump #trump got covid #trump got the rona #american idiot #green day

[coccinelle-et-chaton]

legend says that if we let trump die of covid as an offering to the gods, the 2020 curse will be lifted

#HEAR ME OUT #we need to take him to Teotihuacan #trump got the rona #at least 2020 gave us that #libra season is here to ✨balance✨ the situation 💀👻

[niramies-blog]

Can we have an online/minecraft party to celebrate Trump getting COVID???? Please???

#english #trump got covid #trump got the rona

[stickyyouthchild]

october was always that bitch, but this year? she really outdid herself

#october #trump got the rona #oops

[queerculus]

Ginsberg really did get one last dissenting opinion in, huh?

#scotus #president #covid #trump got covid #trump got the rona #covid19 #pandemic #ruth bader ginsberg #ginsberg

[ambroseandmox]

October coming in clutch to save 2020

#trump got the rona

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Puerto Rico sends their love...

#puerto rico #PR #paper towels #burn #righteous burn #trump #covid #trump got da rona #rona rona rona

[bamboo-muse]

I legit have a WIP of that orange disease being coughed on by sick people that I meant to post during the Ides of March.

#trump got covid #covid2020 #GET HIM MISS RONA #DRAG THEIR ASSES TO THEIR GRAVES #coronavirus #end trump #trump dies 2020 #vote 2020 #american presidential election #covid19 #support blm #blm #presidential debate

[aquakris]

remi’s ears said “im dumbo bitch!”

she said ‘I CAN HEAR YOU HOE!’

#aye yall Trump got the rona LMAOOOOOOOOO #aqua’s asks

[niramies-blog]

I'm so happy because a while ago Bolsonaro (Brazil's facist president who openly supports dictatorship and torture) and his wife Michele got covid so I'm basically living the same hype again today

#english #trump got the rona

[quiettuba]

God bless Miss Rona. She loves her Republicans.

#fuck trump #miss rona #she will fix our republican problem #coronavirus #covid19 #my mom yelled at me over FaceTime bc of an anti trump rant I went on #I cried a lot #I have a headache now #just chillin watching the chief of staff trend bc he also got COVID bc he’s an idiot #this shit is good #mark meadows

[whatevertheywant]

😶

#so i just got a random fb massage from a local activist #and it was a link to some bull shit about biden being our best chance to defeat trump #like... #she should know by now i ain't the one #and i am disappointed but not surprised she's supporting biden #i can't in good conscience knowingly vote for a rapist #idgaf if biden cures the rona #he raped a woman #rape is evil regardless of the body count #and im saying this in the tags because i am not engaging in discourse about the matter #but if biden is our only shot at getting trump out of office maybe we deserve whatever the fuck we get #because electability is supported to equal popularity #and if people are willing to excuse rape just because they don't like the other guy i will not abide that #neither major candidate is an ethical choice and I'm not selling my fucking soul just to get a democrat in the white house #fuck you julie

[ggrandlethal]

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#not saying i got miss rona in my system but #i have a headache #i coughed a couple times this morning #hurt like hell #i had a cough since wednesday #and you know when u eat a mint and drink some ice cold water? #kinda feels like that when i take deep breaths #i doubt they’ll test me though #not enough kits #thanks donald trump #my post

[beaversatemygrandma]

im finally getting around to the adult responsibility of signing up for healthcare coverage

Also if anybody needs to and hasn’t yet you have until a little into Dec if you go to healthcare.gov because ik somebody out there needs a reminder to be able to afford any medical care

But i wasn’t expecting it to be the same exact thing i saw a few months ago where I’m going to be out about $300 by the end of the day just to pay again at the end of january if i still want to keep it. Then the only one that has adult dental covered on it costs like 400 and ik I’d still be out another 400-500 just to finally get my wisdom teeth out. The american healthcare system is fucked and super outdated and scrolling through these endless options that cost more than i want them too are beyond annoying. But it is what it is...  At least its not the Thousands it’ll cost regularly right? 

I’m really hoping by the time Biden comes through that the healthcare system will get a total reform by the end of next year so then i dont have to go broke to afford meds. 

#i just want to get this shit done #i have literally been waiting for nov to roll around just to do this #my wisdom teeth shouldve come out like two years ago #as for meds i need #it didn't cost much once i found a coupon for the generic but the appointment to get the prescription was Something Else #i wish this state wasn't so damn red #there would be something available at least if it wasn't #also random thing i found out the governor caught the rona #if trump didnt die from it i sure fucking hope that asshole does #am i secretly hoping for rick scott to just drop dead? yeah tbh #maybe then fl will have a chance for redemption #beavers speaks #maybe i should finally sign up for unemployment.... #ive been without a job since march but because i left on my own terms before covid TECHNICALLY took over #i might not be elligable #at least i have a few thousand to live off thats just slowly deteriorating from phone bills birth control and hulu subs #my 4000 is a measly 3k rn and im anxious because that number gets smaller every month by like 150 #not to mention the attachment to nicotine that i got during working food #vapes cost a lot of money but at least theyre not cigarettes i guess #im going to treat myself to sushi tonight anyways just for what i did today #i deserve something