Your moment of what?? Who designed this and... for who?? Who deliberately spends extra money to have their paper towels force "inspirational quotes" upon them (apart from aggressively inattentive shoppers like me)? I have so many questions. 馃槀
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An insane amount of paper towel dispensers, and an extremely fucked up duck
Fan thrift and Diversity thrift in Richmond, Va
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Me: hey honey you want to get the low calorie paper towel or the full fat paper towel
My wife: What.
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What do you call this?
I've heard them called Paper Towels and Kitchen towels.
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they sit upon the paper towels with their egg friend
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Welcome to america, we have more bounty than ever and its still not enough to clean this country up
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keep my planets in orbit or how often do the trains go by
when i use the last of the purple stuff i get to buy an eight piece fried chicken from the deli so maybe end of next week what what and also happy wednesday imaginary constructs
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Desserts - Reindeer Cookies
These kid-friendly reindeer cookies are made by cutting cookie dough into triangles and adding pretzels as antlers.
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Activating two automated paper towel dispensers at the same time, one with each hand, just to feel alive
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Really? Let鈥檚 see it. Oh, you mean this. I think we don鈥檛 see eye to eye on what is elegant. That鈥檚 okay, it鈥檚 just a stupid paper towel after all.
Reader's Digest 聽 August 1972
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Apple Cheese Danish Recipe
Packaged puff pastry encases a sweet cheese filling topped with fresh apples in these impressive breakfast treats. 3 tablespoons white sugar for decoration, 1 egg, 3 apples - peeled cored and thinly sliced, 1 carton cottage cheese, 1/2 cup white sugar, 1 package frozen puff pastry thawed, 1 teaspoon lemon juice, 1 package cream cheese at room temperature, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
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