#two seconds

[sheeperzzz]

I arise from the depths of unmotivation to give you this fucken thing

CW for Implied death

Yeah I've been unmotivated as shit lately- sorry bout that lmao

#ben 10 #art #doodle #nega ben #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 animatic #two seconds #three seconds? #implied death #animation #im rusty #angst #i forgot how great it feels to make angst #sheeps art tag

[the19thduckpotato]

anime watchers:  oh cool wonder what this arc is about?

manga readers:  

#if you know you know #two seconds #was all i needed to see #im not ready #bnha #mha #season 6

[always-andromeda]

Okay, I’m sorry, but why do people who think Paul Dano would play a fantastic Donald Trump see that as a compliment??

#˚ʚ meda rants ɞ˚ #was on twitter for like #two seconds #massive mistake there #like zoe has been saying for about five years now that that is a role he would never take on #and folks are still like ‘lmao he’d be fantastic playing one of the worst known people in recent history <3’ #like no?????? #is celebrity culture really that pervasive #that people are that confident prying into the personal life of a guy who very deliberately keeps the majority of his life private #I GUESS SO

[highabovethecloudssomewhere]

I personally think writers should embody “bull in a china shop” energy more often like wreak havoc spread chaos kick a table who cares if it’s a disaster just have fun enjoy the process and learn as you go

#this is in response to me looking at my old author's notes and being embarrassed for like #two seconds #before i realized that my cringey author's notes as a kid were just a result of how earnest I was #and how much I loved writing and how excited I was to share it #embrace cringe #writing #personal #? technically ig

[hugosbigtoe]

Cookie dough ouieyah

#cookie dough #two seconds

[lydiduh]

T is so weird cos it's like I'm way happier and genuinely feel more in control of my emotions but my voice just keeps sounding angrier if I'm not incredibly careful and thinking about how I do things like deliver jokes now vs. when I was estrogen dominant

#I literally can't remember the last time I got angry for more than like #Two seconds #I'm so much calmer now

[retro-system]

broke: mario would be actively against luigi dating bowser

woke: mario would be chill with luigi dating bowser

bespoke: mario doesn't know luigi is dating bowser until luigi borrows some of mario's cologne that he hasn't used in years because it was the same kind that bowser said he liked. mario smells it on luigi in passing, and with a little questioning realises luigi's going out on a date with bowser, and the primary reason he comes to that conclusion is because that was the exact cologne mario bought when he was dating bowser years ago because bowser had said back then that he liked it.

#in this particular narrative i like to think mario and bowser's relationship ended on good terms #and mario's thrilled to see bowser's still been looking for love and found it with mario's brother #gives mario the opportunity to rattle off several tips to luigi to charm the guy as luigi's stressed and glancing at the clock every #two seconds #luigi tries one of the tricks on bowser and bowser immediately asks if he's been talking to mario #idk why luigi wouldn't know mario was dating bowser. they probably kept it hush-hush from everyone to save face.

[ravenfeet222]

I know I don’t normally post abt anything that isn’t ants but like, I just saw the new Mario movie today and my autism is going BONKERS abt it. Sometimes I forget how much of a massive Nintendo bitch I am bc I noticed a vast majority of the little details and references packed into that movie 😭 it just felt like such a labor of love for the series and I am. So emotional oughh eugh I don’t even know how to summarize it so I’ll just yell really loud on here

I fucking HATE Chris Pratt so I’m going to pretend like he didn’t even exist as part of the movie but like thank u Jack Black for Bowser he is so so silly <3 also Peach kicked ASS?? They rly let her slay so hard I adore when women,, she deserved to be as strong as she always has been and they really pulled through

I just didn’t rly know what to expect, I honestly thought beforehand that the movie might’ve been terrible but it made the series come to life and feel cohesive!! I may spontaneously explode soon

#also King Boo is my favorite character in the Mario universe for reference #he showed up in that fucking movie for like. #TWO SECONDS #and did absolutely nothing #and I was losing my marbles #yes I do have a very clear pattern in the type of characters I choose as my favorites #yes it is very funny #and I will CONTINUE to enjoy the exact same type of character forever

[seabunnythatlikeshorror]

AH! i got jumpscared by the sudden gays on my dash!

IS THE GAY ON YOUR DASH MY FUCKING AVATAR OR SOMETHING

#BECAUSE YOU SENT THIS #TWO SECONDS #AFTER I CHANGED IT #gays on the dash nonnie #God nonnie.

[groundcontrol21]

tw emeto

#i would like to give a shout-out to my chem lab #for not letting me leave for #TWO SECONDS #to take my migraine pill when i felt one coming on #leaving me to do a 4 hour lab practical with a migraine #by the end i hardly comprehended english and i’m sure i fucked everything up #and i stumbled out of the lab and threw up in the bushes #now i am crying in pain and embarrassment

[girldraki]

this is insane

#txt #Guys. Them calling the trunk space in the front of the car the ‘frunk’ is NOT the issue here #Addressing some other comments: NOBODY IS KIDNAPPING SOMEONE IN A FUCKING CYBERTRUCK #THE ONLY VEHICLE MORE CONSPICUOUS IS THE FUCKING OSCAR MAYER WEINERMOBILE #PLEASE THINK FOR TWO SECONDS

[devilbunzz]

official art draw overs for fun

#mlp #my little pony #dream au #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #applejack #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #rarity #art #my art #devilbunzz art #theres a lot i messed up on with the second two and im really upset about it but these WERE just for fun so whateverrrrr *kicks a rock

[ilikemytittieswithmilk]

I spent a long FUCKING time to make this animated, just for it to be TWO FUCKING SECONDS

#roblox #two seconds #long #i hate it here #I hate animating #animation

[dix-rose]

no sleep only party rocking

#stupid shit #I will probably fall asleep in like #two seconds

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

#every time #managed to actually send it today! #but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now #so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird' #and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task #in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room #my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave' #and i had to manually catch myself #PLS. #adhd

[aerianne]

i should be writing my actual story thing right but then i was like 'eh but i have a really fun fanfic idea i should go back to' and then i was taking notes for it and then stopped and started scrolling tumblr bc i got distracted and i'm like 'lol i can do the notes later uwu' this is all happening while i'm at my actual job that pays me to do stuff.

kill me

#i love procrastination #it's so dumb #my brain just jumps everywhere #it's so stupid #let me focus #for like #two seconds #that's all i ask #thanks #ur the best brain /s