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nephilimbrute · 2 months
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legionofpotatoes · 1 year
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It's an incredibly personal thing, being a mako enjoyer, you see
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blaiddraws · 6 months
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Chapter 6! Ignore the fact i posted this on ao3 a couple days ago and forgot to crosspost it here lol. anyway! behold!!
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honeygrahambitch · 1 month
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ladykatibeth · 8 months
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Thinking about the idea that the vampires issues with growth (at least as we humans are seeing them in a 4 year period) is often brought up as like….a failing or flaw like stubbornness…and how I super disagree so I did some time scale math.
So, if a human lives to 100, a single year is about 1% of their total life.
Laszlo is 311, a year is worth about 0.32% of his total life.
Nadja is about 500 a year is worth 0.20% of her total life.
Nandor is 760, a year is worth about 0.13% of his total life.
To put this in perspective, about 46 years ago computers starting being advertised and bought as a more commercial product (but they won’t reach 50% kept in the home until 2000)
For Laszlo scaled (keeping in mind some error, because every additional year changes the conversion slightly) the computer began being marketed about 14 years ago.
For Nadja scaled the computer began being marketed about 9 years ago.
For Nandor scaled the computer began being marketed about 6 years ago.
But that’s computers, iPhones weren’t a thing until 2007, 16 years ago.
For Laszlo scaled (keeping in mind some error, because every additional year changes the conversion slightly) the iPhone began being sold about 5 years ago.
For Nadja scaled the iPhone began being marketed about 3 years ago.
For Nandor scaled the iPhone began being sold about 2 years ago.
We got from the invention of the telephone to the iPhone in about 131 years.
That’s about 42% of Laszlo’s life, 26% of Nadja’s and 17% of Nandor’s.
If you put this to a 100 year scale Lazlo experienced this development in 42 years, Nadja experienced it in 26 years and Nandor experienced it in 17 years.
So, all things considered…….I think they’re pretty well adjusted 😂
Also just for fun, Nandor and Guillermo have known each other for about 13 years, in scale, for him, this is about a year and 248 days. Thats been about 40% of Guillermo’s life.
Nandors going through a speed burn and Guillermo is going through a slow one is what I’m saying.
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aivy-saur · 3 months
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After seeing those chapter 3 manga panels, something tells me Leona would sleep in his underwear but he only kept it on cuz he got (unwanted) company-
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itsbaconbits · 3 months
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More turtles!! I just love the lil turtle tots…. And my nieces and nephew give me lots of inspiration for some toddler shenanigans.
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schnuffel-danny · 1 year
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My one talent is drawing sketches of these two being disgustingly gay in a colorful void and literally nothing else, if you’ve ever seen any other kinds of art on this blog those were posted by someone else.
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byrdtrolls · 6 days
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Hunters and Prey
(Teehee, Matteo belongs to @contrastparadoxx !! who helped edit this drabble)
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Here's the thing- Loneliness had never been a question from which he expected an answer. It was a presuit predator. It followed him at a steady, constant pace. His thoughts were only ever on moving fast enough to not be caught, right now. He did not imagine a life where he was not being hunted. Sweeps later trolls would say to him, it must have been so boring, living alone on that planet for sweeps. But he had never been bored. He could not afford to be. There was always food to be gathered, hunted. There was always more ruins to explore. There was always books to devour and skills to practice and more work to be done. If there was no work, there was nothing to think about. If there was nothing to think about, loneliness would hit him like a derailed train, an animal too big to fight or escape. It would throw him around in its jaws as if he were a toy, it would leave him bloody and bruised with a consuming dread that something was missing. His body knew something was missing before his mind. 
When he was younger, Papparav had visited. He had appeared at the doorway and took Lakrav in his arms, he taught him to read, and to speak. He would tell him funny stories about far away places and mystical things, words he had to write down to look up in the dictionary later but sometimes still failed to understand. It has been sweeps since Papparav came. Lakrav thinks of him all the time. He could not conceive of a universe bigger than the gentle safety of his ancestors arms. When he hoped it was always for his return. There was no way, he could have predicted what was right in front of him. The foxtroll stands still for a moment, before slowly peeling his snow goggles off his face. The winds were low. 
The snare had been set off, but not by a deer, or a moose, or even a rabbit or bird. It was easy to tell what had been upended by the rope was not an animal. His clothes were a dark, fleece-y gray that was not suited for this weather. He was shorter than him, but not by much. It was hard to tell when he was suspended upside down by a single leg. A trail of oddly colored blood dotted sparsely on the snow showed he had come from the east. He had already been bleeding when he was caught in the snare. It was likely the blood loss that rendered him unconscious. Lakrav circles the hanging troll, wide eyed, as if he could open his eyes wide enough to suddenly understand what he was seeing. 
The caught troll had weird ears- they were not pointed like his, but instead sprung from his head in a strange pink fan, like an angry, oddly beautiful lizard. The blood was very, very pink. The wound was unlike any he had seen from a scratch or a bite or a trip or even frostbite. It was like a tiny little circular punch through the person's side, made easily visible by how his shirt hung down backwards towards the forest floor. Lakrav circles him, he looks through his pockets. There are some things he recognized as useful. A pen, a knife, a small piece of paper. There were some he immediately discarded. A tiny leather pouch full of plastic squares, one with a photo of the troll's head and writing on them. A little metal box with some buttons. He did not know what a phone was, and, not knowing how to turn it on, tossed it. He takes more time than perhaps he should have, before gently lowering the troll back to the earth. The candyblood thinks for a moment, before wrapping the sleeping body up in a sheet, and loading him onto the sled as if he were any other kill. 
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Lakrav probably didn’t need to have dressed his wound so thoroughly, (he had no idea of the troll’s regenerative powers) but he did. He didn’t have the sense or the know-how to try and remove the bullet from the body, he probably could not have guessed it was there. But he had carefully disinfected the wound, and stitched it shut with three well placed vertical mattress sutures, interrupted. He had switched him into clean, dry clothes, fleece and wool pants and a colorful t-shirt, leaving only the man’s undamaged jacket wrapped around his shoulders. He had set him by a fireplace, and put on a pot of stew and tea, guessing the troll should probably eat after the amount of blood he lost. 
And then he had left him there, going to work on his other chores while the fushia’s body slowly warmed and healed. There were still animals to be cleaned, more prepping to be done for the cold season. He could not afford to lose an entire day to this strange circumstance. An hour or two passed before the man started to stir, his eyes blinking slowly in a strange, sleepy half squint at the warm tones of the place that surrounded him. He took in the smell of herbs and meat, the crackling of the fire, the softness of fabric on his skin, the faint and distant pain in his side. A strange feeling of safety overtook him for a long, half awake moment. But slowly, his eyes started to actually process what surrounded him. 
The sight of the room he was laying in makes so little sense that Matteo briefly wonders if something bad happened when all the blood went to his head. The place sits at an ever so slight tilt, snow up to chest height stacked up in the windows. Some parts of it bore the marks of a hunter- animal pelts, bones, weapons and ropes glinting sinisterly in the firelight. But right beside them, there are stuffed animals- colorful and garish fabrics hung like decorative drapes on the wall. There are bright pictures of plants, some more well done than others. A little down the hall, there is a massive map. It seems to show the whole of the long abandoned colony where Lakrav had spent his entire life. A good portion of it was marked by a long, meandering trail of Xes. The Xes at the end of the trail are quick, steady, and decisive. The ones at the beginning are shaky, overlarge and colored, as if made by a child. The room is littered with half finished art projects. There is a corner of the room where, inexplicably, five long rows of various minion and spongebob plushies are hung like a watchful jury. He would laugh, if he was not so scared. 
Suddenly, the man in the adjacent room perks up, perhaps having heard him shuffling with a very attuned ear. Lakrav steps out of the animal cleaning room, hanging up an apron and some gloves on the wall. The bloodstains on these items seem to do little work to ease Matteo’s anxiety, even with the childish and curious look on the man's face. Lakrav walks over, leaning over the fushiablood, who recoils ever so slightly. He does not seem to have a great idea of personal space. 
“Hi!” he says. “You’re awake!”
Matteo does not answer, not sure if he could find a way how to, even if it weren’t for the months-long period of going non-verbal he was already enduring. Why is this guy so close to his face?
“Do you speak standard?” The man asks. “Do you want soup? Do you want tea? Who are you? What's your name? Why are you here? Did Papparav send you? Do you know him? Why do you have a crown? Why are you dressed so weird? Do you want to be friends? Are you good or evil?” He asks in succession, his social skills clearly a little rusty from lack of use. And then continues to stare as the fushiablood proceeds to answer none of these questions. 
“What did this to you?” He says, pointing at the bullet wound. “You fell over on a pointy rod, heh? A perfectly circular bee?” He asks. 
And the question itself is so bizarre that without even thinking, the word, 
“What…?” Escapes Matteo’s lips. 
The foxtroll lights up. 
“You do talk!” He exclaims. 
“It… seems I do” Matteo says slowly, as if just as surprised to discover this as his companion is. 
“You should really have soup” Lakrav decides, stepping back to ladle some into a bowl from the pot. “You lost a lot of blood.” 
“It’s- I’m-“ He begins to object, but then as the smell gets closer his body seems to realize that he is, in fact, hungry. He takes the bowl in his hands, warming them.
“I’m Lakrav,” Says Lakrav, pouring himself a cup of tea. “What’s your name?” 
“…Matteo,” The fushia says, short answers still easier.
“Who hurt you?” The other troll asks, blowing gently on his mug. “What’s this?” He says, pointing to the crown on his head. Repeating his earlier questions as if he did not grasp the man may have had a reason not to answer them. 
“I was, attacked” Matteo says, in between soup spoonfuls. His hand going to the little golden band that wrapped around the Heir's head. “It’s- a sign of royalty.” He sighs, “I’m a Prince” He says, not sounding that happy about it.
“Heh,” Lakrav says. “I didn’t think it was real! Wow! A Prince!” with incredibly genuine enthusiasm for a turn of phrase that would have lent itself so well to sarcasm anywhere else. “I hoped you were a chef, heh” He admits, touching his beanie. 
“Wha- why?” The fuchsia stutters. 
The mutant leans over and presses a single metal finger to his shoulder.
“You have a fork on your shirt” He jokes. 
Matteo pauses, and looks down at the trident stitched onto his uniform’s jacket, then back at the stranger. “…I think it’s actually a threek”
“A three-k” Lakrav echoes, with a blank expression, silent for a moment, and then suddenly bursts out into vicarious laughter, like a man who has not heard a joke from someone else in a long, long while.
“Eheheh!!! That’s not a real word” He says, jovially lightly punching the other guy's shoulder, before suddenly frowning, remembering his wound.
Matteo winces ever so slightly, but cannot help but let a tiny smile tug at his face for a half second. He takes in the strangely hard and cold feel of the punch, and the shininess of the mutant's hands. 
"Sorry" Lakrav says.
“What happened to your fingers?” Matt answers.
“Hmm?” Lakrav says, holding up his hands. His palms are flesh, but the digits themselves are clearly metal, held in place by a bony little exoskeleton that rested on top of the skin. 
“Frostbite” he says, his tone still light and easy. “When I was six. You are lucky I found you so soon, ya? You might have lost some too” He grins, with all the casual tone of someone talking about their breakfast. 
“Right” Matteo replies, thinking about attempting to explain his deepdweller traits that allowed him to survive lower temperatures, but quickly surmises it would likely be more trouble than it’s worth. 
“How did you get here?” Lakrav asks, ever curious. “I’ve never seen anybody besides Papparav around here.”
“My ship,” He explains. “To observe the planets state”
“A ship!” Lakrav says. “Like a pirate? Are there more of you?” He seems very thrilled. He’s very close to Matt’s face again. It was hard enough to wrap his head around one troll- a whole ship of them! Who would have thunk?
“Yes,” Says Matteo, his fins pinned back in discomfort. “But-” He starts, his hand going to his wound, probably in an indication that he and the people on his ship were perhaps not quite on each other's sides right now. But he is interrupted. 
“Can I meet them?” Lakrav says, with unbridled enthusiasm. 
“I don’t think… that’d be wise” He deflects, staring at the troll across from him. 
“Why not?”
“For the…” Matteo trails off. He attempts to figure out how to answer, gesturing in hopes  the candyblood will pick up on his subtext. “Obvious… reasons?”
“The reasons?” Lakrav answers, his eyes still wide with more curiosity than hurt. “They are not obvious to me.”
The Fushia paused as he stared into the open trusting eyes of the troll across from him. Pupils like deep weights that were unwillingly dragging his heart down lower into his chest. Did he really- have to be the one? To have this conversation with him?
“You don’t… know…?” He says, slowly. 
“Know what?” Lakrav answers. 
“You’re a mutant?” Matteo says, his mouth almost wincing around the words leaving him, fins now both back and down. At least there was no one to be mad that he was showing his emotions on his sleeve.
“You know what?” Lakrav says. “I don’t. Let me go find my dictionary.” He says, with a joyful thumbs up, setting down his tea and walking back to his bookshelf, pulling an old, old standard dictionary off the wall, and leafing through it. The man reads the definition, and then frowns, reading it again, once, twice over, his brow furrowing in confusion and upset. 
“This is a bad word” He says, sounding a little hurt. 
“It’s-” Matteo stutters. 
“Listen” Lakrav says, that trace of pain in his voice turning to righteous anger. “If we’re going to be friends. You can’t be calling me these kinds of things.” 
“It’s- no, uhm” Talking was starting to hurt, after months of doing none. “Not… meant as an insult. Just- just a descriptor.”
“Well” The troll huffs, closing his eyes. “I think you are a mutant.” He says, clearly still caught up in his misinterpretation of the definition that this was an insult that could be applied to just about anyone, like idiot, or freak. 
“I think you are being a total mutant to me right now” He says, crossing his arms. 
“Im… a Fushia?” Matteo attempts. “I don’t think that word means what you think it means.” 
“It doesn’t?” Lakrav asks. 
“Its-“ he worries, biting his lower lip, careful to not let his sharp teeth draw blood “Uhm, okay. Maybe it's a bad word. But it’s only ever used to refer to people like you- with strange blood colors or traits outside of the norm.”
“Why isn’t there a nicer word for that?” Lakrav asks, with seemingly genuine curiosity. 
Matteo stares at him for a long while, before breaking eye contact, his face turning to the wall. 
“I can’t answer that,” he says. 
“Hmm” Lakrav says, picking up some of his subtext all the same. “You say this to me like it’s a very bad thing. Does it mean I am sick or something? Why wouldn’t somebody want to be one? I like my blood. It’s one of my favorite colors.”
“There are a lot of people” The fleet troll says slowly. “Who really hate mutants. They don’t think they should exist. They will likely treat you harshly. It’s dangerous for people like you.” 
“I’m sure they would not feel this way,” Lakrav says, with unabashed confidence. “If they got to know me.”
“Many won’t try.” Matteo answers. Lakrav stares at him for a long moment, before his shoulders fall, disappointed. 
“Are you one of these people?” He asks. 
He opens his mouth to answer, but there is a sudden bang on the door, and Matteo goes deathly still.
Another bang, and it falls open, a whirlwind of ice cold snow overtaking the room instantly chilling both inhabitants. The fire dims in its place, and Lakrav stands up immediately. 
“Hey!” He says. “Could you close that!” He pleads. 
The perpetrator of this break in steps forward, glancing around the room.
“What kind of fucking circus is this, Princeling” She says dryly, glancing around at the strange decor, resting her chin on her hand. She does not bother to answer Lakrav’s question, her eye’s immediately locking in on the other highblood in the room. “Do you have any idea how much time and money we just wasted, me and the crew wandering around in sub zero looking for you? I’m going to write to the higher ups. Thought you were over this nonsense.” She complains. The neutrality of her tone does not mask the venom of its intentions. She then looks away, pressing a button on the black earpiece that clings to her pointed ears.
“This is Habitt Ferawn back to the Raptor. I have him. In some kind of underground lair with a possible hostile. Call back the scouts onboard, I can handle it.” 
Lakrav pauses, wary, not knowing much about technology, he is hopelessly confused about who she is talking to. He glances back at Matteo. “Is she a prince too?”
Matteo only looks back helplessly, seeming to have lost the words that had been quietly making their way back to him. 
The purpleblood turns to him. “Who’s your friend?” She says. 
Matteo drags himself to his feet, not saluting the woman, because, of course, she was of slightly lower rank, but all of the sudden standing like a soldier, his mildly baffled tone turning into a reserved one so fast and hauntingly it was like a switch had been flipped. Lakrav squints at his new friend.
“Officer Habitt,” Matteo begins. “He found me when I was injured. He took me here and nursed me back to health. He is not hostile.” 
Habitt tilts her head. “Of course you’d find your voice now.” She says. “Of all times. You better not have snuck him in on the convoy, there haven’t been trolls on this planet for thousands of sweeps.” She accuses. 
“There have been trolls on this planet for ten sweeps” Lakrav asserts. “Because that’s how old I am.” 
Habitt stares at him for a moment, not dignifying this with an answer either. Nor asking the mutant any of her own questions about his situation, because well, she truly cared that little. It would not change how she thought of him. The cerulean pulls a short range pistol from her holster. 
“Wait! M’am!” Matteo exclaims suddenly, his eyes widening, the man snaps into action, and tackles her just before she fires the shot, successfully deflecting it into the nearby wall.
Lakrav pauses. His hand going to his knife in his pocket. He glances at the circular hole in the wall, and the loud noise, and Matteo’s reaction, and quickly pieces it together. 
“She hurt you with that,” He says, taking a step back, remembering the Prince’s wound. 
“He lived.” The purpleblood answers. “He heals.” 
“Listen,” The Fushia pleads. “Respectfully, Officer Habitt, we could-” 
“You can’t expect me” Habitt frowns, but seems more mildly surprised by this development than anything. “To leave him here? A random unregistered Candyblood on an empty planet? Just you wait, Princeling, they breed like roaches.” She says, hitting him hard and square with her elbow, and Matteo lets go, and she re-aims the pistol. 
Lakrav draws his knives in answer.
“Officer Habitt!” Matt cries, again, knowing how a knife brought to a gunfight ends. “Habitt, M’am, We could take him with us! We could- we could escort him back to the ship and acquire him. He could be of use to the fleet.” He begs, probably the longest string of sentences he has formed this night. “He has skills.” 
“Well if you’re going to be a bitch about it” She says, a surprisingly crude response for how put together Matteo’s plea had just been. “Fine.” 
Lakrav pauses, never having been asked his opinion on all of this. Part of him, in his overconfidence, truly believed he could take that woman in a fight. 
“Go back to your ship?” He asks Matteo “With the crazy lady?” 
“Please,” Matteo whispers. “She’ll kill you otherwise.”
“Not the right way to treat a guest.” The foxtroll answers. 
“We can go anywhere in the galaxy” The man says. “Just come with me”
That, at last, finally seems to grasp the mutant. Anywhere. With a desperate tug, his feelings on the situation pull in a landslide the opposite direction. Anywhere?
Here it is, the moment he had heard about in storybooks since he was but a child. He had not imagined it coming quite so literally. Come on Lakrav, you know how this one goes. A Prince finds a Princess in a tower. Happily ever after. Why does he hesitate to step forward? The dreamer in him wants to lunge. The hunter in him wants to wait, is too familiar with traps not to recognize a shiny bit of meat on a stick. This cannot be safe. This was the very woman who hurt his new friend. 
But… he cannot stay. He cannot fit the leviathan of this friendship back into the tiny box he called home now that it had been taken out. The moment the world got wider is also the moment these walls started closing in. 
And he knows, from the hairs rising on the back of his neck, in the shadows of this tiny well-loved cavern of trophies, Loneliness waits. Loneliness lowers its weight to its haunches, loneliness softly treads across the floor, silent and deadly as a ghost, its lips watering and its eyes fixed. Caught up at last. An animal that could never have been more rabid, could never have been more hungry, could never have been more terrifying, more ready to kill him than it was at this very second. So it was a trap- it might not be one he would have to escape alone. Slowly, Lakrav steps forward. 
“You will protect me?” He says, more of a demand than a question, even in a voice as open and passive as his always was. 
“Yes,” Matteo says. And maybe he could, with his rank and his status.
And Lakrav stares back, his head tilted ever so slightly to the side with the questioning glance of a troll who had never, that he knew of, been lied to. He breaks eye contact, turning away. He gives one last glance to the room he had spent his whole life coming home to behind him. The mutant pauses, walking just over to the side, staring forlornly at his minion and spongebob plushie wall. He seems to debate between them for a second before grabbing a medium sized, slightly fuzzy one, and tucking it under his arm. He walks back over, and with his free arm, takes the fushia’s hand in his. 
“Okay” He says, “Let's go.” 
And he follows Fleet Officer Matteo Nyxxus out the door.
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horce-divorce · 7 months
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✨️🛸 @smeetlinglord and i are a disabled t4t couple who've been homeless since august. we have somewhere to stay for the winter, but we have a bit more time living in the car before we can go. we need some help to survive in the national forest for just a bit longer, a couple of weeks tops; enough money for a couple tanks of gas, a bag of shelf-stable groceries, and various meds for both of our conditions. ~$200 or so should cover us for the time being, but reblogs and moral support also help a lot!!!
We owe a huge, enormous big thank you to everyone who's been keeping us afloat so far. This situation, though not without its issues, would be an awful lot scarier right now without all of you!! Even the smallest amount makes such a huge difference to us if it means we can hit up the dollar tree. Thank you so much for looking out for us. Please drink some water today. I love you 💕
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timestillstands · 22 days
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Oh yeah btw. for anyone that cares. Moon is getting nicknamed Looney Moony in my fic. js thought I would share.
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minecraftbookshelf · 1 year
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The AU In Which All the Marriages Are Arranged
This AU has a tag now and it is the title of this post
Some points:
The timeline is stretched out a bit. Joel and Lizzie's marriage is going to be a few hundred years before Flower Husbands
I will have actual fic at some point, there will be snippets on here in the interim.
I'm so sorry @astraldraco there will be More Gay but i have more solid plot concepts for Lizzie and Joel so that one will be first, at least as far as fic is concerned. (Also I'm primarily a gen writer and Seablings have my heart)
Scott and Shrub got demoted. They are no longer rulers. They're both perfectly okay with this. They still have family and (in Shrub's case) a home so they're doing quite well.
Shrub will be there. There was an inter-dimensional incident and now she's an accidental ambassador.
I am honestly torn between Tol Elves and Winged Elves bc honestly, wings big enough to be plausible for tol elves would be just...Too Big. (yes I know it doesn't actually matter but I've spent too much time discussing Winged People Mechanics with @writergreentypes and now that's just how it is. Elytra get handwaved tho)
Pixlriffs deserves a vacation, he will not be getting one anytime soon.
I've never done a taglist before but I've been blown away by the interest in the notes of my original little post so let me know if that's something ya'll would be interested in.
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WAIT THEY KISSED???????
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blackbackedjackal · 4 months
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Shit's fucked.
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yandere-daydreams · 2 months
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GUYS PLS LET US PISS ENJOYERS GET THAT FIC 😭😭😭 CMON YALL DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND ACTUALLY WELL WRITTEN OMORASHI 🙏 im so so excited about it 😭
i know i'm the one who brought up piss and therefore cannot legally complain, but ideally y'all would just send me a lot of vague encouragement for no pic in particular and then i post it to absolute silence. i'm talking zero comments zero reblogs all likes kinda silence. i don't even necessarily think piss kinks are that bad in the realm of things people are into but. die hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain y'know.
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ayphyx · 7 months
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WHAT THE FUCK
X FILES TRENDING???? IN 2023????????
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