#typo god kill me

[nashvillethotchicken]

I know it was like pulling teeth to get his monthly court ordered 17 dollars a week in child support

#iwtv #daniel malloy #interview with the vampire #typo god kill me #someone will inevitably ask about the math them kids get 17 dollars a month #domt his face just give deadbeat? #his voice sounds like the song baby mama by 3 6 mafia and la chat #heon give trustworthy or involved father #he could never be a dilf (dedicated involved loving father)

[chaos-and-ink]

Stood up and HR went from 60 to 187 oh my GODDDDD. Heart go brrrrrr. I am shaking.

Side note: how the fuck did it take doctors 8 years to diagnose me with POTS like this is fucking obvious-

#no that’s not a typo #my heart is trying to kill me oh my god #I’m literally on meds that lower your heart rate too like how #pots #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #pots syndrome #potsie #chronically ill #disabled #actually disabled

[gaycomps]

Kaiba | E01 - The Name Is Warp

#Anime Clip #Anime #Kaiba (2008) #Kaiba anime #Kaiba #video #if the subs look strange it's cause the bluray subs are in a weird format #so i had to get .srt subs from someplace online and then edit them to be closer to the bluray subs #both textually and visually #also i made a typo when i first uploaded it so i had to re-render it :( #if i made more don't tell me #oh my god i made a second typo #kill me #im not rendering this clip a 3rd time

[wizardsix]

it's fun to look through datamined stuff but I need some of you to stop getting mad at larian for scrapping ideas you thought were cool. cool doesn't mean it'll make sense in the overarching story, and maybe larian likes this version better, or sometimes ideas just didn't work well with what they had in mind. I know this first hand from writing stories, I'll have cool ideas but realize later it doesn't fit the original tone of the story. it's okay to scrap stuff, but you can always use it for something else.

also, like it or not, it's larians game first, their story, their characters (I know.), it doesn't matter if we think something is cool, the reality is that not everything works in the end. and that's fine. that's how all art is, it's alive and ever-shifting, it'll go through many, many, versions, to the point where you might get sick of chewing on the same plot, and in the end the final version might not be as good as you thought when you look back in a few months or years. and that's ok. art isn't supposed to be perfect.

everything is subjective and I think fandoms would be a more intellectual place if people learned to critique art for what it is not what it isn't.

#of course don't get me wrong i have my own issues with the game that completely counters my point #but im not gonna sit around being upset over what could've been #overall i enjoyed bg3 i wouldn't have 600hrs if i didn't #to me this is like asking why an artist painted the forest instead of the dragon that was just out of frame #ofc you think the dragon is cooler but if the artist never told you they went to the dragon forest youd appreciate the forest for what it i #in art its like. the negatives elevate your subject. sometimes less is more no matter how cool it is #idk if im making sense ive been feeling sentimental about art recently and this is my favourite philosophy when it comes to my work #this isn't to say roll over and accept any art. always be critical always be a hater but the skill is knowing when and how #also im a believer of steal like an artist so if larian had cool ideas they didn't use? guess what? yours now. go crazy #i didn't mean for this to turn into a philosophy lesson on art but. theyre related #can you tell that ive gone insane from rewriting the same story bc i couldn't decide which version i liked better. i finally got it tho yay #oh god typo in the gc.... kill him . im not fixing that #six speaks #bg3 #larian critical

[serendipitous-mage]

not that ive had anything near a 'normal' year in well over a decade but thinkin about how proper fukt and hectic thiis one has been

beginning of year was working for one of the most insane managers/companys i ever have

middle of march i put in my two weeks, because in addition to a Lot of other reasons that i had already been struggling to not leave over, my manager straight up DOXXED a coworker(/their family member) on linkedin--and on the company linkedin as well no less--and some other drama that was just the last straw and i wanted some scrap of sanity back and to avoid that happening to me

end of march, hear that its not just possible but likely current roommate is moving, and while i *couldlve* gone with, it was an area i didnt want to go to

uncertainty from march-august, and not much progress made on job apps in that time because that is Such a huge/panic inducing process for me anyway without being unsure of living situation on top of it

roommate moving confirmed, i try and find someone who could take their spot where i already was but a lot of my friends had literally *just* moved in the last few months, so missed my chances

move in with some friends who already have so little space and money and now they have to share with me

finally hear about a job in like november

the job changes .. many times. first its a call center gig for this company, then they call back with 'the same thing but for a slightly different thing under the same parent company', and it actually does sound a little less hellish, so i go with that. all of the paperwork/emails i receive have the name of the first company on them, but when i asked about it they said it was just because of the parent company thing it was all good. they have me pick a schedule... all of the options are 40 hours, i had not asked too many specifics because i dont have the luxury of being picky rn, but i have never worked full time and am already always exhausted and cant stay awake all day, so this is going to be absolute hell. also there are 12 days where additional hours are Required, 4 of which i wouldve otherwise had off

i pick a schedule. they write back that some things changed here are some other schedules to pick from, i pick a new schedule. when we had initially talked on the phone for the first company i was told a setup day end of november and starting in december, but because of returning people/potentially from moving to the other, now im not starting until the end of january, which fucking sucks because ive been at $0 and owing friends for covering me for months. get a call saying some people dropped out, do i want to start a week earlier? yes ofc i do i need the money. get a call again saying the same thing, so now im starting the beginning of january instead.

equipment arrives: it is.....one small box......with the tiniest dinkiest little laptop with a whole entire one USB port and one USB-C port...great, perfect, this will work so well considering my monitor is VGA, and all three of my headset, mouse, and keyboard are USB connections. i do happen to have a USB to USB-C adapter for other things, but thats still only 2 of the 4 things i need plugged in. i tell them this, they through a series of CC'ing other people into the email find someone who knows where my Other equipment is. theyve sent me another monitor that has a USB-C connection and a (extremely chintzy) USB splitter. ok, technically everything can be plugged in now, whatever

we have a setup teams meeting: the lady running it mentions they just wana make sure our mics/cam work and then we can have them off for the meeting, 'because youre going to need both of them right? :)'. no. no i had bETTER not need both of them you are NOT having me ON FUCKING CAMERA for 40+HOURS A WEEK i will SCREAM.

but then. oh, oh boy howdy, and then...

the meeting was for both of the roles id been offered because the initial setup for both is the same, people for both the assignments are present. last i knew, i was on company B. i already have 15 pages of notes for company B from things i could find on the website and in manuals because i am an anxious bitch and wanted to make the first few weeks as painless as possible for me, im not confident, but i do have a fairly decent start and a basis understanding of the software already, so im a little less nervous about it

then the lady mentions...that....if youre with company A, you were sent one monitor, and if youre with company B...you were sent 2...

......i look up at my Singular monitor

and type in chat like 'hiiii um, so im with company B but was only sent the one monitor ?'

lady has someone else present double check my assignment

and they send

"youre with company A :)" legitimately with a smiley face

and when i tell you i am losing my shit-

15 pages of notes useless. company A is going to be higher call volumes and for a more generalized people which means more stupid questions and more confused customers. from what i can find on the website, their only support option seems to be phones, so there isnt even the possibility of having emails or chats which i Greatly prefer to phone calls, the other one had email at least. NONE of the emails they sent me said ANYTHING about the change, i can only assume it was one of the phone calls where they asked if i wanted to move up a week in the schedule, but it was NOT made clear i was changing anything other than the start date, just "theres an opening in the other class", and in the follow-up emails each time they only said "Thanks for your quick move to this new schedule" and "I'm excited for your earlier start date!", which does NOT imply i have been switched assignments

yall..im devastated lmao. i can never just Find A Job it always has to be some fucking batshit insane garbage like this

i start next week and im ......not excited to say the least ;w;

it only goes until april...but its going to be 40+ hour weeks (and i *doubt* any overtime pay, its technically a contractor role), on exclusively phone support (i fucking hate phones they make me mad anxious), i still havent been able to get solid notes for this one because their website is fucking unhinged and its taking me Forever to dig through it all, the laptop is tiny asf and there is no space in the shared room ive got rn to set it up in a way thats good at a desk or something im probably going to be sitting on the edge of the bed and using my shelf as a table which i Know from experience is going to kill my back and neck esp with the longer hours, they potentially want my camera on while working which is Not happening i might get fired for that even if i can keep up with the hours, and if i do get fired or quit? this job came through a recruiting agency which had got me one of my last remote jobs, and i dont think theyd be too quick to help me find something else if this one ends badly, so im really kind of forced to continue even if i didnt have such a pressing need for income asap

and all of this.. for a whole entire $16/hr :'D

happy fucking new years ;_;

#kill me #pLease fucking kill me i have been begging for 6 years #also the entire back and forth with emails for paperwork the person In Charge was incapable of writing sentences longer than 2 words #without it being riddled with typos and not making any sense #i hate being so poor i dont have the luxury of being able to chose what my job is #i really kind of just have to take whatever i can get #cos for a variety of reasons im trying to find something remote #and SO much of that shit is healthcare or lawyers or super advanced coding #almost everything else is call centers/adjacent #im going to be so incredibly dead #my last call center job sometimes got to 37 hours and i was so damn tired #and they werent even that busy half the season #i am......Concerned about what theyre expecting for call volume #hoping and praying to a god i will shoot on sight that the 'youll need the camera' is more geared toward company B #cos i just cant man #that adds so much extra strain from having to be aware of what my face is doing constantly #ill disintegrate #fuck this #just me #rant #also i fuckin hate new yyears in general this is Not a good fuckin time #hhhhHHHSeokafnjdhULJDKLFANSBHjnlkhbjnBFNAKFLGAH;FGJNAIR #A #long post

[klunk2003]

Line:

Michelangelo: “A regular Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!”

Cody Jones: “Doctor who and mister what? Should I be really honored or really offended?”

M: “You mean you dont know about Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?”

Leonardo: “The black and white movie? Spencer Tracy?”

Donatello: “Famous story? Robert Louis Stevenson?”

C: “Nope, never heard of them.”

M: “It’s like one of the all time classic monster movies!”

C: “What’s a monster movie?”

M: “You’re kidding! Frankenstein? The Mummy? Tell me you’ve at least heard of King Kong! Dracula? Creature from the Black Lagoon? Or even The Tangler?”

Speaker: Michelangelo, Leonardo, and Donatello to Cody Jones

Context: Serling comments his disapproval on Cody’s battle armor, Turtle-X, and Leo defends him stating its for his protection and Raph says it’s to “transform into a mega powered kick butt robot warrior.” Mikey jumps in and calls him Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and the above conversation takes place.

Media origin:

1. Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1941) is a movie about a mad scientist— Dr Jekyll— that performs an experiment that transforms him into a violent and evil man called Mr Hyde. The 1941 film is the one Mikey is referencing but was originally a novella published in 1886 and has had numerous other adaptations on stage, in film, radio, and television.

2. Spencer Tracy is the actor that portrays Jekyll and Hyde in the 1941 film.

3. Robert Louis Stevenson is original author of the novella Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

4. Frankenstein is a classic monster character originally appearing in Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1818) but has had numerous adaptions like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Following the classic monster movie theme, Mikey is most likely referencing Universal’s Frankenstein film series debuting in 1931. The series had eight films in total, the final one released in 1948.

The rest of the references are all from classic monster movies from that general era as well.

5. The Mummy franchise is about an ancient Egyptian mummified priest being ressurected. Mikey is referencing Universal’s films spanning from 1932-1955 with six films, but has had remakes since.

6. The King Kong franchise is about a giant ape-like beast that attempts to possess a beautiful, young woman. Mikey is referencing the original franchise that aired four films from 1933-1967 and has had several remakes since.

7. The original Dracula (1931) is about a vampire that preys upon a young woman called Mina and wants to turn her into a vampire. The vampire hunter Van Helsing is enlisted to stop and kill him. There were a total of three films in the series, the last one released in 1943.

8. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) is about a group of scientists encountering a creature called the Gill-Man in the waters of the amazon. The franchise had three films, the last one released in 1956. Unlike the other classics in this list, Creature from the Black Lagoon has never had a reboot of any kind. There have been several times a remake began but all were ultimately cancelled or abandoned.

9. The Tangler is a play on words to the film The Tingler (1959). The film follows a scientist that discovers a parasite that feeds on fear and causes a “tingle” sensation in the spine of the host. Similar to Creature from the Black Lagoon, there are no sequels. However, a follow-up novel was published in 2023.

Season & episode: S6E07 “Night of Sh'Okanabo"

Episode’s original airdate: October 21, 2006

#couldnt get the rights to say the tingler huh #GSKSHKSH good lord yoi can see why i procrastinatd finishing up #this one absolutely killed me to write im sorry for any typos and errors #also ive never actually seen any of these including remakes. god damn i should fix that #stay tuned for the eventual letterboxd list i make of every movie reference they make #also cody yes i would be offended considering some of the shit mr hyde does #tmnt 2003 #catalog #s6 #mikey #don #leo #frankenstein is def a repeat ref and maybe dracula so -> #repeat ref #OH and i wanted to say i think mike has definitely watched the mummy remake with brendan fraser like its the most famous one!

[unofficialadamtaurus]

twelve thousand words. let the editing commence

#unofficial adam vents #it's the first pass reading aloud that's gonna kill me bc my throat hasn't fully recovered rip #thank god for screen readers #even if the cadence is off they're really good about catching typos #anyway i'll post it within the next 24 hours

[typheus]

melody at all times is like ‘you all think my wife is the worst person in the universe, but if you dont stop being mean to her, you are going to find out very fast. that she is only the second worst person in the universe’ :)

#other #t talks #oc talks #melody #agate n melody are the worst power couple in the universe :3c #we love to see the worst women win #+ cosmo! #agates boytoy is quickly becoming melodys too the more i think about it (these last like 3 months. its grown on my) #me* #typo in the tags. rookie mistake :/ #melody only cares about agate. #their kids less so :/ #but i think the more time she spends with cosmo the more she grows to like him #also of their kids i think she likes grimm the most. cause she knows grimm is the least likely to be able to kill agate #whereas all their other alive kids could and want to :/ #being a god that exists outside of time and space makes her quite indifferent to most things otherwise tho :/

[littlegoldfinchh]

Jjst had the longest nightmare ever:')

#it genuinely felt like a horror movie because it had a start nd a whole story and an ending as well #guess it was a happy ending but god it was scary #basically a bunch of people got kidnapped to this house and the house slowly poisoned everyone's mind bc it was cursed #and idk if i was. me or just a guy? maybe i was both it was kinda weird #so everyone wanted to kill me since i still had my sanity and i somehow escaped but it involved like #me stabbing my.way through these people. like i stabbed someone in the eye with a pencil???? i think #and then i jumped out of the window and turns out that we were in a forest #and i started running and one of the insane people turned into this. demon thingy #it looked like a rotten corpse and it was chasing me through the forest #and while i was running i saw this big old rotten tree that had a corpse kinda infused with the tree's body. bht the corpse was alive #so i ended up burning the tree because that corpse was a witch?? and she was the source of the curse #and after that i think everyone got instantly better #lile this might not sound as scar #scary #but it was really scary i promise #rambling #not gonna read it back sorry for the typos

[padfootastic]

just got a 13k word update for a story i am obsessed with that was last updated in 2015 so, uh. yeah. don’t mind me, i’m just reading this as slow as i can to savour the fuck out of it.

#i also submitted my work on time today #the first time in months it’s happened #so i was already reeling from that experience #and now this. #it feels like some sort of cosmic positive reinforcement #i haven’t even touched the chapter itself im just back reading bc it’s been months #and oh my good the anticipation is killing me #this is a story that was ousted in 2012 #it’s not even that long. this is only ch9 #okay enough fanfirling im gonna. go read it now #literally can’t even type the typos in this my god #pen’s whining

[altruistic-meme]

some descent into madness highlights (out of context spoilers?):

koss

my brain trying to categorize your fandom obsession with mine own

unwell

summary of half of it, tbh

JFJAJJD

A HIGHLIGHT WHEEL OF MY BREAKDOWN THIS LOVELY MORNING

#gods the number of typos gkakkfkakfkkakdjsk #also that last photo. literally the entire breakdown. #WILLE MY LOVE. ID KILL FOR HIM. #young royals #yr s2 spoilers #askers #cozycrow #shh ac #also btw me? still unwell.

[insert-game]

SAW AN UNLEASHED german shepherd dog today while walking my little 12 pound dachshund. it Almost ran at us but decided to listen to its owner. Do You Know How Scared I Was.

#i’m a little 100 pound 5’2 man. i was thinking like. #if this dog charges at me. i can’t even just pick up my dog to save her. this dog Could Kill Me. #thank fucking god it listened. i was genuinely scared. i’m not normally so afraid of big dogs. but unleashed big ass dogs that even Consider #running towards me? shitting crying throwing up #an unleashed husky walked up to me (my dog was there) the other day and he was very gentle and wanted a head pat. i don’t agree with him #being unleashed but at least he was Walking. i was still kind of scared. #MAYBE I AM AFRAID OF BIG DOGS…. #hold on correction. my dog WAS NOT there when the husky came up to me. that was a typo. it was just me

[smallblueandloud]

i have genuinely been working on this code for like nine hours today and now my brain is mush and also trying to distract me with Yearning

hyperfixation is good but can also be-- wait, THAT'S what's been causing all of these errors?!?!

#REALLY? _THAT_ WAS THE TYPO THAT KILLED ME? #i mean there's still other shit going on but at least that's fixed? #........and of course now there's a brand new bug. Of Course There Is. why wouldn't there be???? #PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FREE ME. I'M ENJOYING THIS BUT THAT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM #sb and l rambles #sb and l does cs #THAT'S an old tag. god i really do not have the time to think about my younger self and coding #alright back to debugging for me goodnight everyone

[hawkhouse]

How do I tell you that the thing you wrote isn't detected as AI because it's a bit confusing and has odd grammar, and my version IS detected as AI because I followed the conventions for this type of text?

Addendum: fucking hell, it reduced my ✨detected AI amount✨ by over 20 percent when I tried writing the NAME OF A COMPANY differently, don't you feel like this says something?!

#god I'm tired #kill all AI detection tools #also I kind of feel like you should know this without me telling you jeez #sorry I don't want to intentionally add typos or faulty grammar I guess #I don't want to have an argument over something like this but damn if this isn't annoying

[m3r0t]

eep

#will be back if the bee gods don’t kill me #hope they doing take sacrificices #I’m not a good sacrifice anyway #would be open to it tho Lowkey if it wasn’t so painful lol #why am i like this #grr #sorry #vent ish #idk #prob typos sorry #can’t even function correctly rn #including reading and typing sorry

[scover-va]

THERES A TYPO IN AN OLDER FIC OF MINE 39 DEAD 76 INJURED

#I PUT THE WRONG WORD #kill me oh my fucking god #scov.txt #hi i wanna work on genus paeonia but. typo #aa #this is why i gotta beta read things ITS SUPPOSED TO BE NICE NAME NOT NICE NICE…… #F UCKING FUCK