#u know. tonight is a liveblog night

[assiraphales]

the moment when nami is counting off all the big east blue names luffy took down and zoro, who'd been cat napping against the railing, goes 'u forgot one. axe hand morgan duh' like sweetie it is SO nice that ur hyping up ur man but do u think either of u bothered telling her about ur little adventure at the marine base or...........

#u know. tonight is a liveblog night #I should b packing but i'm not he he he #one piece #zolu #(mild) #roronoa zoro

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

AWWW "the best man I know" :'))

GABRIEL AS CARLOS'S BEST MAN??!?!!!

AAAHHHHHH WHAT THE HECK :'DDDD

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH YESSS TO THEM 🥰🥰😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

LOOK AT THEMMMM :'DDD

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IT W A S

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Y'ALL I AM FREAKING OUT SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

Y ' A L L THEY'RE WALKING DOWN THE ISLE

"YOU ARE THE DREAM I WOULD NOT ALLOW MYSELF TO HAVE" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰 F R E A K I N G O U T 😭😭😭😭😭🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

"YOU ARE THE KEY THAT UNLOCKED ME" OH MY GOSH HOLY HECK CARLOS LET ME LIVE 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰 ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???!???!!?

A A A A A H H H H H H H H H Y'ALL THE VOWS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH L O O K A T T H E M!!!!!

Y'all I literally can't :'DDD

AAAAHHHHH IT IS A PERFECT MOMENT!!

Although nothing better go wrong in that moment xdd

Like I'll deal with before hand but NO not during the wedding xd

But I'm assuming Owen's talking afterwards or beforehand so HOPEFULLY the disaster will have already happened xD

O at least the effects of jinxing (/lh /hj) it will happen before or after

Anyway AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY'RE SO ADORABLE HELPPPPP MEEEE 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺😍😍😍🤩🤩❤️❤️😭😭😭

Y'ALL STOP THEY LITERALLY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH 🖐️😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰

That's the hand for the stop xdd

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAUL IS THERE OFFICIANT!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️😭😭❤️❤️

Y'all I am freaking out so much :'DDD

I honestly don't know how I will survive this finale xdd

A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H!!!!

That's the last of my last thoughts, now it's time for the. . .

REVIEW

I loooved this episode!!! It was so good :DD. I mean I am FREAKING OUT and I am FREAKING OUT about the next episode but you know :D xD. Although most of the freaking out from this episode is now freaking out about how this stuff will resolve next episode lol, and the rest of next episode, like from the promo, is separate xD. Well- next episodes! Anyway, my point is, freaked out tonight, gonna freak out next Tuesday night, I'm dying <333. In the words of Ashlyn (from HSMTMTS), "I'm dying, I'm deceased, yes". Yep XD. That's me right now lol. AAAAHHHHHHHH!! Like, have you ever freaked out about characters so hard you almost threw up? Even if there were probably other factors lol. Anyway! About the episode lol. The Tommy and Judd plot was hilarious xD. But also made a lot of sense! I did genuinely see both sides of it. And also it was very stressful xd. It managing to be so funny at the same time was a crime, frankly /hj. And of course TK's storyline literally killed me 😭. I don't know how I'm still alive, I think I'm here as a ghost. Save me xdd. I say TK because really it was Tarlos, and Owen, and Robert, but you know xD. More accurately: The Huntington's Storyline. Now it sounds foreboding xdd. Maybe uncapitalize "storyline" in your head. Perhaps "the" too, depending on the sentence lol. Anyway! I'm dying <3. More accurately, I'm dead <3. It was just SO. GOOD!!! AUGH, I'm still not okay about it xD. As if I expect myself to be lol - it's literally been 3 and a half hours lol. Which, by the way, yes I know my liveblog was delayed, like I said I got distracted watching xD. And I had a lot to say lol. But I did rewatch basically the last half of the episode and liveblog it that way lol, with some pauses and going back's lol. Also I had to do some other stuff during that so yeah xD. Anyway! All great storylines :)). And the calls were cool too! I really hope Wyatt's okay 😭. Frankly, there's a lot of stressed that needs wrapping up next week that I'm nervous about xdd. I just hope it all DOES get wrapped up lol, and ends well xdd. But yeah, it was a super cool episode with VERY dramatic storylines, and a lot of heartwarming moments :'DD. So great 🥰🥰🥰❤️.

Now it's time for the individual parts!

Mateo! We didn't see my boy too much this episode, but he was great :). Besides the arguing of course, but they were all at fault for that lol. He was great at his job this week :D. I love him <3 🥰🥰.

Marjan! Again, we didn't see too much of her, but she was great :)). Same caveat as Mateo, although I will say Marjan talking about following orders is a bit rich xD. Also, I love that Judd put her in charge when he ran in :D. I know it's something that's already established but still 🥰. Anyway, she was great at her job this episode :)). I love her 🥰🥰 :D.

Nancy! She was great this episode :D. Again, besides the fighting xD. I will say I do love all their loyalty :)), just not when it pits them against each other xd. Anyway, Nancy did great inside the burning building, even if Tommy made her and TK leave <3. She was great at her job this week :D. I love her 🥰🥰.

Paul! He was great this episode :). We didn't see him too much, but that doesn't change it. Besides, once again, the fighting xdd. I do love how he was like "nah I already tried to get her to tell me" though XDD. Speaking of, him and Asha are so cute :DD. Like his reaction when she showed up, and how he defended her in the fight 🥰🥰. The faces go for both of those lol. They're just great, I love them :)). Anyway, Paul was great at his job this week :D. I love him :)) 🥰🥰.

Owen! He was great this episode :D. Even though we only saw him at the beginning at the end xD. I'm really glad he got to see him telling TK about the Huntington's :'). It was a great scene <33. And the ENDING o.o. I'm so glad they're coming to the wedding :D, but also o.o. Owen o.o xD. Or, Robert, rather. Like, that's a big request. But from 9-1-1 (the og) we know it's legal in California, and I don't know about Texas, so why would you do it there xD. I mean I see his reasons but still. Anyway, I don't even know what I want to happen specifically with that one, I just hope everything works out okay <333. And I feel horrible for Robert in general :((( :'(. Still, I'm glad they get more brotherly time :'D. Anyway, we didn't actually see Owen work this week, but eh xD. He was great at his job this week :)). We'll count fatherhood and brotherhood for this week xD. I love him :)) 🥰.

Grace! She was great this episode :))! Though she did get dragged into the fighting XD. It was through defending her husband though, so that's a bonus :D. I love them so much 🥰🥰. Anyway, I really hope she doesn't let that lighter (it seems like it would be shorter anyway) feud outlast the original one, but we'll see lol. Frankly I just hope everything works out <3. Anyway, she was great at her job this week :)). I love her ❤️🥰.

Tommy! I think I've already committed to doing everyone separately so here we are xD. I'll probably just talk about each side of it. Anyway! She was great this episode :D. Besides the fighting, of course xdd. But to be fair she did slay in some of it lol. Like, that dinner scene was hilarious XDD. I just died watching it lol. Not as in just now, but yeah xD. Anyway, here's the thing: I do see her side of the argument. But I think she reacted more harshly than Judd. I don't only agree with one of them, but it's not equal agreement. I think Tommy has a fair point on the "saving someone's life" front, especially considering they all do this like, all the time xD. And I also get feeling betrayed by Judd for calling HR on her lol. That felt like it went a bit too far. But honestly, I just hope everything works out :'((. I don't like them fighting, they're my besties your honor <333. Anyway, she was great at her job this episode :). Her and Judd stopping the rest of the crew from fighting was great too :DD. I love them :). Even when they're fighting, they can unite on some things. And just the fact that they were totally on the same page - aGH, it was great. I love her 🥰❤️❤️.

Judd! He was great this episode :)). Once again, besides the fighting xD. And like I said, the dinner scene was HILARIOUS lol. But I will say that I agree more with Judd than Tommy. He was very calm from the beginning, and he even tried to help her get the patient out when she was disobeying orders. Like I said, I think calling HR was a bit far xd, but not like WAYY too far, you know? They definitely need to learn how to sort it out better in the future though, if they want to continue being friends and co captains. Well, separate captains alongside each other, yk. Plus, Judd talking about following orders and rules isn't too out of character. Like, I don't know if I'd say the others were full on out of character, but it was kind of a "you don't have much room to talk" kind of situation xD. But we've known from, what is it, episode 3? That Judd cares about those rules. Maybe not all the time, but most of the time. And I think this came from the same place that did: fear. He was scared for TK in episode 3 (season 1), and he feared for Tommy's life here. I just really hope they can work everything out <33. Also I loved him and Grace supporting each other :D. My babeys <33. Also AAAAAHHHHHHH WYATT 😳😬😭😭😭😭. I'm not okay, he better be okay. I loved Tommy supporting Judd at the end there though, despite everything <333. I think their anger definitely cooled by the end of the episode xD, what with both of them being on the same page for yelling at the teams lol, and her comforting him there. Although I think she'd be there for him no matter what to be fair. Anyway, I just really hope Wyatt's okay 😭. And that he can still become a firefighter :(( - he deserves it, but all of that talk about how good he was at the beginning is a bit suspicious xdd. Anyway, yeah, I just hope everything works out <33. Judd was great at his job today :). I love him <33 ❤️.

Carlos! He was great this episode :D. Like I said, I think I'm committed to doing them separately xD. Now, I don't think these last two will be as long as Tommy and Judd, but I just loved their plot so much that they're going last lol <3. Anyway! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Carlos supporting TK this episode was just gold 😭😭. That entire scene of him finding out and the comforting TK was just- aUGH, AMAZING!! And the ending scene too :')). They just slayed in every moment :'D. In case you didn't see from the liveblog or you forgot, they were the ones I was freaking out so much about that I almost threw up xD. Like it wasn't SUPER close lol, but still. It was the first scene with them, I just couldn't <333. I love them so much :')). And AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT TIME!!! Like I'm just not okay :D. I'm not functioning :))!! Help me 🥰😭😭😭🥰❤️❤️. XD Anyway lol, that promo killed me, thank you <3. Moving on, I loved seeing Carlos at work on the first call! We rarely get to see Carlos only on a call (besides Grace here) - I don't think we ever have, actually! But we do see it with Athena, so it was great to see that brought over :D. And it was of course a great scene 🥰🥰. I'm glad the kid's okay :)). But yeah, Carlos slayed 🥰. Also AAHHH that kiss at the end of the episode, it was so cute :')). I'm not okay <333. I am also SO relieved it's all good xdd. But I'll talk more about that with TK :). Anyway, Carlos was just so amazing this episode <33. Although I have to say I keep thinking about a TikTok sound with the scene of TK telling him about Huntington's, like the bathing joke xD. Y'all know that sound that goes "I am not. . . *I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI* . . . well"? Yeah that XD. I hope you see my vision lol. Anyway, Carlos was great at his job this episode <33. I love him :DD 🥰🥰🥰.

TK! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! He was great this episode :D. I loved his storyline SO much. It was just so beautiful 😭😭. And sad, but everything worked out :'D. Seeing Carlos support him was just 😭😭😭❤️❤️. Your honor I love them so much <333. I felt so awful for TK this episode, until the end of course :')). But it was still heartbreaking before that :'((. My babey doesn't deserve this/that 😭😭. I'm just SO relieved he and Owen are okay :')). And even though it seems like the logical choice or like conclusion, I'm just really glad we got to see both Owen telling TK and TK telling Carlos <33. Like I said, or like, what I mean I guess with the logical part, is that it makes sense to have both those scenes, especially when there was only like one other scene with TK's side of it anyway, but I'm still happy about it xD. And I just have to say again, so happy they're okay xd :')). I will probably say that at least one more time lol. Anyway, I am still not over that scene of TK telling Carlos 😭😭. Like YOUR HONOR!!! THEY'RE S O U L M A T E S 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️. I love them SO MUCH 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Y'all I don't know how I'm going to survive next week :')). I felt like throwing up because of how much I loved them this week, how will I make it xdd. Idk man, lol. Anyway, again I have to say how amazing it was seeing Carlos supporting TK :')). My poor boy was going through it <33. I mean that's obvious but I just mean he really needed it and of course Carlos would be there for him :')). Also this is a tiny detail but I just adored (even though it was like a 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 made me scream kind of adore) how at the beginning of the scene of TK telling Carlos, when Carlos was coming in or maybe when he was about to come in, TK was watching his hand. He was just holding his hand out, staring at it, trying to see if he could spot a tremor 😭😭💔. It literally just killed me <333 </3. I was already screaming a half second into the scene xdd. Anyway, I do have to again mention that kiss 🥰🥰🥰. AAHHH it was so adorable :'DD. Also, I'm so happy that Robert and his family are coming to TK's wedding!!! I was really hoping they would be :))). Even if it means Robert and Owen are gonna have their drama xdd. Not like, fighting, but you know lol. All that stuff xD. Also, speaking of, I liked how TK was like, the calmest of the fighting today lol. He definitely wasn't CALM, but I think he was just so stressed about the Huntington's (😭😭😭 for him though xdd) that he didn't quite have the energy or focus to deal with it. I don't know if I'm getting that across quite right but yeah xD. I didn't say calm though, TK was definitely still involved in that fighting xD. Also I am SO EXCITED FOR NEXT EPISODE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M NOT PREPARED!!! HELP 😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰!!!! Anyway! Like Nancy, he was also great in the burning building :). I'm glad all of them (though not the patient xd) made it out of there okay :)). TK was great at his job this week :D. I love him 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️.

Overall, I really enjoyed this episode! It was so good, and I loved all the plots. The calls were great, as well :D. I'm definitely stressed for next time, but mostly I'm just super extremely excited :)). It's finally happening y'all 🥰. Their wedding :'DD. Anyway, I hope everything from this episode (the fight, Wyatt, Robert as much as possible) ends up being okay :).

So yeah! I loved this episode, it was just so amazing. I'm really excited for the next episode! This has been my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 16: A House Divided

It was great! I'm nervous for the next episode, but I'm so excited. I'll be back here next week for my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 17 and Episode 18: Best of Men

See you next week!!

#9-1-1 lone star #911 lone star #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter #LOVED IT

[5-fuxking-unicorns]

if i do the silly little tumblr post maybe u will see it. and maybe u will remember "omg tonight john mulaney is hosting snl with musical guest lcd soundsystem!"! or maybe u won't see this post. oh well.

#snl #saturday night live #snl liveblog #in a silly goofy mood tonight and i think i know who both of the cameos are tonight #but i digress #SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED since Thee Hiatus #so if u see this what have u been doing for the olympic breaks i would like 2 know

[calderskillday]

A STARSTRUCK ODYSSEY EPISODE 4 liveblog!!!

right so since this episode is so long i'm starting it at 11pm on saturday night, watching an hour or so, and will finish the rest tomorrow okay let's GO

already the title... every day is our wurst day... oh no

emily in lipstick has me by the throat

the ball is rolling up, again, still

every time they insist on calling lucienne margaret's "friend" i simply have to chuckle

"it could be good,,,,, why did i say that"

everyone hyping up sid 🥲

chef's tools cash is. killing me

i love how immediately, as soon as this episode started, emily knew it was gonna be absolutely insane. she already cannot keep a straight face or stop giggling and i- yeah

lou is the self sabotage king fr fr

skip on a stealth/sting mission is so Good. "loudest smile ever" HAAAA

OH FUCK SHIT'S GOING DOWN

yo these characters are simply So Good, star wars 5e seems AWESOME

thank u brennan's dice

SKIP STABBING A DUDE

"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK" *immediate cut* oh god...

ok that's where i'm leaving it for tonight, perfect place to stop before shit gets wiiiiild n also i'm far too sleepy to pay attention anymore

i am back happy sunday let's get these chef's tools

"knife, poT... oven"

when they break brennan, you KNOW it's good

FREE MONEY oh no this is dangerous

NOT MURPH BEING THE ONE TO ESCALATE THIS??????

watching siobhan and zac through this is so fucking funny

love that "they're called utensils" was the thing to crack emily

oh my god this is insane

KEEP CALM AND BARRY ON

BRIAN BADLUCK MURPHY oh god the way the energy was just zapped from the dome,,,,,

LOU. NO

barry trying to get gunnie to stop is just murph begging lou to GET OUT

ALLY GETTING UP FROM THE TABLE LMAO

THESE ROLLS KEEP GETTING WORSE I AM DYING

yo princeps zortch can get it huh

lmao not three different saving throws at once,,,, yikes

seriously, ally came to PLAY

this escape sequence is just. unhinged

brian headinhands murphy

gunnie is just the worst liar ever

I GRAB GUNNIE AND RUN

ARE THEY GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE REC 97 JUST LIKE THEY HAD TO LEAVE THE LAST PLACE BECAUSE THEY GOT THEMSELVES IN A STUPID SITUATION

oh my god murph rolled WELL????

lou's unhinged laugh is always my favourite

6 HEALTH LEFT HOLY FUCK

oh my god this season keeps getting more and more complicated damn

I DIDNT WANT YOU TO THINKNI WAS FUCKIGNT EH COMPUTER

margaret fishing for info on lucienne lmaooo

SKIP

i am immediately in love with the princeps

every time murph leans over to watch emily roll i go 🥰

DOG SHOW TIME BABEY

I AM CRYING THEY ALREADY HAD "CHEF'S TOOLS"

"what's a dog?" YELLING

"so fast, so easy, let's go" lmao skiP

that's no dog..... but sure, it's a dog

emily is so attached to the idea of tattooing the dog lmao

hello captioners you consistently get the person talking wrong pls fix

skip's grimace smile is so funny

danny c is quite the pseudonym

THIS IS INSANE

"shit has gone sideways" of COURSE IT HAS

this is so wild i have not closed my mouth in like five minutes

SKIP STEALING A JET PACK

"gimme that." SKIPDJGJDJFBDJ

norman takamori wanted for twelve murders???? what the FUCK did he do???????

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT AN EPISODE can't wait for a BATTLE EP

#wow that was a wild fuckin ride #i am. amazed #an insane episode altogether #dimension 20 #d20 aso #a starstruck odyssey #tl lb

[silvermuffins]

NieR:Automata: oof, been a hot minute

Let me hit up two big topics before we dive in, for the maybe five people who will read this and the one of you who was awaiting this but already knows the deal: Firstly, the five month absence of anything from me was the result of work getting super busy (STOP MAKING YOUR MOVIES TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG, HOLLYWOOD, NOBODY ACTUALLY WANTS THAT). My other hobbies also got busy. And, well, both getting the PS4 going and liveblogging as I play games took more spoons than I was left with. Things are finally kind of chill again, at least for now, AND the two cats who pilot my meaty contraption actually agree on what to do, so here I am! Secondly, my laptop's keyboard is kind of fucky and some specific keys ain't workin' right. They are: A D B N X , . / - and enter. We may see some typos, folks! Or some completely incomprehensible bits, won't that be fun!

ANYWAY, let's get into it!

haven't even started the game, have no memory of where i'm at so we're just gonna Go

man i need a less awk setup

oh right fuck i got new internet and need to hook my ps4 up to it

hot damn i actually remember the new wifi password. doot doot updates and shit, probably shoulda done this before i started the post but you know what, I have never once in my life not been a disaster so why would i suddenly start now

okay NOW we Go

see if i even remember how to play

probably not

i have sidequests to turn in!

gee this map really is a lot bigger than i got to explore the first time through the game....hmmm

being friends with the meeses now really do be like "/walks out of vending machine" "/suddenly, MOOSE"

this leadup suggests either i am going to have to fight Jackass or she is going to explode me

i am pretty sure there is lore somewhere in this game as to why there is no day/night cycle but fuck if i have found it

found the Cruel Blood Oath! I am excited for this sword purely because my bestie and I used it for something in some of our secret fandom shenanigans--

i feel like this "project gestalt" is going to be relevant somehow

anyway i found jackass and it feels weird because i think even without the whole....alternate runthrough thing we've technically met her before

9S sweetheart please don't try to lie, you're bad at it

speed star wont talk to me which is fine because i suck at his quest anyway

fuck you, sir star

oh right this sidequest was shaping up to make me feel weird in the moral bits, like several others have done

Type-E?

ooooh

oooooooooh

dont like that

creepy chant starts up!

............i have questions about if those she was ordered to kill were really deserters

..............

well. at least she DID pay me.

2B did not confirm she didn't know

time to have a go at Daddy Serves

......i regret typing that but fuck it it's staying in

so he has 10 levels on me but i fight well and have healing items

.....sir are you going to just, have me cutscene kill you, or do i gotta get through another hp bar first?

iiiiiit's the latter

anyway pascal gave me monies thank u pascal

....wait what was i supposed to do to progress plot again? where do i find that out??? is there a main quest tracker somewhere???

literally right on the front of the goddamned menu letty be less stupid

....i don't have much to say to this part, okay, i already did it as 2B

i sorta wish i could find a list of the sidequests that are only completable as 9S? and maybe of the hackable things. just for completion's sake.

my cat really wants snuggles but has something against bent knees so she won't lapcat

forgot a dead machine's head hatches into emil

wha

flashback to the forest king founding....

time to finish off the photographs sidequest! see if this one will make me feel uncomfy in the moral bits,

it did not!

but as usual it was pretty existential

....i am losing steam i think imma call it here tonight

#letty plays shit #letty plays nier automata #nier automata #palletred #for your reading pleasure #sidequest hell tho #dude what if 9S actually sees this extra stuff im getting this playthrough #and he just doesn't fuckin tell anyone #that would be neat to play with #i STILL have feelings about the forest king #kinda a short one tonight #but my gaming chair gets cold #am sleepy

[willmelon]

i don’t usually do this but i feel Compelled to do a liveblog/review of Mouth Dreams so here goes

Please don’t read this if you haven’t heard the album yet as it’ll spoil Everything

(i’ll admit the idea came to me After i listened to Just a Baby so these first ones are gonna be relistened reviews)

first we got Yahoo. what can i say about this song? neil starts off Strong with incredibly sustained notes and just one phrase, in typical neil style. and he makes it work in so many different ways! honestly didn’t expect myself to get so attached so fast but that’s just the way his magic works ig. when the hoooooooos harmonise it almost brings tears to the eyes. i would love to see a group of choristers singing this with another guy on an electric keyboard. what a cold open. 9/10

of course then we go on to the titular track, the dimension of sound, the dimension of imagination, the dimension of doors. rod serling narrates the intro in his traditional monotone as the warbling twilight zone theme plays in the background. i tell ya i was actually Screaming when the track finished and he dropped the title! it may not be a song per se, sort of like Blockbuster from Mouth Moods, a ‘filler track’ if you will, but the effort in those fifty seconds cannot be ignored. it just goes to show once again how Good he is at what he does. 6.5/10

oh lawd, my favourite so far, Spongerock. reading the title i had absolutely No idea what to expect. the goofy goober song from the movie? winner takes all from band geeks? i was pleasantly surprised to find myself tapping out queen’s distinctive boom boom CLAP as the song progressed, and i was in complete Hysterics the whole way through, chanting along with the kids as the pirate encouraged me to sing louder. it’s such a beautiful fit the way they mesh together, and it’s one of those mashups that you listen to and think ‘why has nobody done this before?’ but neil is on a higher plane of existence than us and Knows where it’s at. you’re never the same after you’ve listened to Spongerock. 7.5/10

Just a Baby, where i stopped to begin this thing, is a melancholy song, which i’m not usually a fan of. i admit i don’t know the original song so i kept quiet until the last chorus or two. it’s the yang to the yin of Wow Wow from Moods, another sentence-mixer that was like a full Bop and barely gave you time to catch your breath. in Just a Baby you begin to empathise with the singer as he regales confusing times of his constant youth, including the time his mother (a train) shot a man in cold blood. it’s a powerful ballad, and it’s got a tasteful amount of justin bieber adding backing vocals to the chorus. i may have to deduct a few points cos the lyrics are gonna be hard af to remember. 7/10

ok next up we got Superkiller. this one’s totally blind! i’m. ehhhhh okay not diggin this one very much. ok that say something once line being repeated was comedy gold but talking heads are just like. kinda tuneless tbh. i’m glad he’s trying to lassoo it together with u can’t touch this but it’s kinda falling short tbh. i wouldn’t skip it but it’s not as memorable as the previous ones. 5/10

starting Get Happy. i’m not gonna lie i think i Know what this is, there are only so many options after all. i predict it’s a mix of “get dancin’” by disco-tex and the sex-o-lettes and “happy” by bahrrel williams, and i really hope that ain’t the case cos i Love the first one but despise the latter. oh well let’s see if he can pull it off. sounds like village green by the kinks so far lol uhhhh i have no idea what to make of this. okay i feel like i’m gonna like this after all. hey it’s got memorable lyrics at least! is it gonna get faster? or just more bassy? yknow maybe i was too critical at the start, but i had no idea what to expect. this is a feel-good pop song and it’s definitely making me feel happier than i was when i was listening to Superkiller. 7/10

Ribs? wtf do i expect from a song called Ribs lmao another song i’ve never heard of IH IT’S EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE TH WORLD OH YEEEEEEEEES omg i Love this song i sing it to myself when i’m walkin my dog cos his little paws click-clack on the pavement to the exact rhythm of the song omg i’m in Love! another one with odd lyrics but i think after a Lot of repeat listening i’ll be able to properly croon along to this one omg! it reminds me of Best from Mouth Silence in that they’re both about products, only instead of folgers in your cup it’s about chili’s baby back ribs omg neil you’re Perfect! how come more advertisers haven’t contacted you for a product placement deal?? 7.5/10

next we got My Mouth. welcome to? who knows let’s hit play. ooooh minor key. is this a real song? it sounds like oney singing a cover of something. oh That’s the gimmick? 2:30 long i hope there’s something else tbh cos otherwise it’s gonna get pretty thin pretty fast. mm not a fan. the weakest so far imo especially after Ribs blew me away. definitely a bad dream. 3.5/10

Aerolong don’t fail me now! okay see This is how you do a mashup. I DON’T MISS YOU BABAY AND I DO WANNA MISS A THING THAT’S GOLD!! this is just a song about saying bye to your ex lmao i love it. wish it was longer though. 6/10

Sleepin’ here we go! ok in the youtube version the first half of this song is just silence so that wasn’t fun. gee this one’s only moderately better than My Mouth i’m feeling very shortchanged. 4/10

what to expect from Aamoorree? hopefully this one’s another jam but...okay i’m likin this one. it’s Fun and isn’t trying too hard! it’s just a drunk dean martin singing about pizza pie on karaoke night, what more could you ask for lol. 6/10

Where Is My Mom? by the p-p-p-pooo-oo-ooo-oooool of course. i don’t recognise the other song but it’s decent. i’ve listened to slowed-down songs before (the sludgefest chipmunks albums lately) and this one’s kinda ok. not a fan of the ending but points for effort ig. 5.5/10

Fredhammer ay? might there be some peter gabriel in there? undoubtedly. yup there it is lol ok now bring in the flintstones? oh ig that’s fred durst? mm not totally feeling it so far but censoring he** was funny lmao HEY THERE’S SEINFELD i’m wheezin that was a good way to end a song, well done neil. 6.5/10

here goes Limp Wicket. i’m on the edge of my seat. and Again i’m disappointed. is this a bunch of ewoks singing some kind of star wars song? or is it jarjar? either way this is Not a good song. it probably wasn’t before he mashed it up but this wasn’t an improvement. bringing in Fredhammer didn’t help this song much at all, in fact i think it brought both songs down actually. last one was a 7/10 but i Have to dock it points now that it’s a two-parter. as for this one? i’m being generous cos the limp bizkit song was good. 1/10

Cannibals runs for 4 minutes. PLEASE don’t let this be a repeat of the last one. i get that miners can’t dig up gold every time but don’t just show up with a bunch of rocks and iron pyrites yknow i’m just gonna start. i don’t want to be angry at this album. i recognise that sound in the bg! from a cyriak vid i think. thx comin in. loooooooong drone. ugh UGH there are Too many lucid dreams on this album. starting to regret liveblogging this cos i Loved the other three mouth albums. this one’s just falling flat again and again. 3/10

here comes The Outsiders. there is NOTHING to say about this. 1.5/10

come on Johnny. okay that got a laugh out of me, not many songs start with a booing crowd like that, is that meta? wouldn’t put it past him tbh. ah i’ll give it a 5/10, for a kinda filler song it wasn’t too bad.

Closerflies, this has gotta be gold. PLEASE. intro’s goin on for a little too long...mm having never heard the original version of closer i gotta admit i thought it’d be faster, like the one used in Rollercloser in Silence. this version seems very sloppy and sluggish, especially the bassline. 3/10

Nightmovin’ i’m not expecting much OH good intro oh YES now here we go. this is a good one, it’s got clear lyrics and a catchy tune, i’m liking this one more and more by the second. cuts off weird but it’s going into the next one. so i’m gonna leave the rating out of this one and see how it is after the next one.

Whitehouse i’m holding my breath. mm it’s Good but not great tbh. criminal that the last one was half as long as this one. think i’m gonna give both of these songs a 5/10 i doubt they’ll be anyone’s favourites. the title is a nice little joke too i respect that.

Wah! what’s neil’s obsession with using wannabe as a source lmao! it’s another decent one but nothing memorable again. 5/10

Pee Wee Inc i’m expecting big things. good intro I’M IN LOVE okay this is Much better than i imagined it’d be. did he use the radio edit of feel good inc? this is a heck of a way to bring it back to the gold stuff and i wouldn’t be surprised if this is what neil’s head sounds like all the time. 7/10

on to 10,000 Spoons. not sure what to expect from the title. okay this is a Nice one i think. throwback to the likes of Just a Baby with the two songs and the sentence mixing and it’s Good. and really 10,000 spoons is So ironic anyway, don’t you think? 7/10

oh another song called Mouth Dreams? an extro? that was Weird lol ok the intro i wasn’t too keen on, def not as much as the intro, but i got to appreciate it as it went on. like Rlly appreciate it i was beginning to reflect on what a journey i’d been through tonight, especially writing it all down. felt very poetic. and then WHAM, out of nowhere, after being gone for 23 songs, all-star came Back and How! gotta give this one a 7.5/10

keep the train rolling Brithoven! i can hear faint bits of instruments in britney’s song in the back of her audio which sound like a mistake but knowing neil.......yah lmao. this song’s kinda like Promenade (Satellite Pictures at an Exhibition) from Mouth Sounds, i liked what i heard. very nice. 6.5/10

the final song. we’re gonna be hit one more time for Ain’t! and i have NO idea what i’m in for! in the hall of the mountain king eh? is this like a way of looping around to the first song of the first album with classical music? ok the snoring’s a nod to Bustin i’m sure lmao funny anyway. i thought i heard a hey now in there but i must be going nuts. wouldn’t call it a grand finale but it is what it is. 5/10

now the question that must be asked - was Mouth Dreams trying to make a point? was there a reasons so many songs were of lower-quality than previous albums? perhaps it’s just a matter of taste, or perhaps it’s as rod said back on track two, that this album is a doorway into another dimension, and the further you progress, the more mind-rattling, brain-melting concepts you come across. the album gets an average of 5.5 which is kinda disappointing. don’t think i’ll be listening to the whole thing again. thanks for reading!

#mouth dreams #neil cicierega #liveblog #review

[ashkazora]

Okay SO usually Saturday nights are my hq spam nights/liveblogs but for the first time all year I finally watched hq in person with my friend, so here’s a massive paragraph of my random thoughts instead!

- so we watched from s2 e14-20? And I gotta say, it was very good!

- When Daichi fell: mmm whatcha say -- Also losing a tooth like that? Not fun. No way he’s be able to play the next game unless it was a baby tooth or something. --- Side note: I literally has no idea who the replacement 2nd year was. Oops. 

- Look. I know Oikawa’s team had to win. But fuck Date Tech should have won. 

- Every time that big dude from Date Tech talks only because of Hinata, and has a rivalry with him, my heart goes u w u

- Also regarding Date Tech vs. Oikawa’s team that I can’t spell: KOGANE??????? -- Fun fact, I’ve been mispronouncing Kogane for years. I used to think it was Ko-gain, then Ko-gah-ne, but apparently it’s Koga-ne? If that makes sense? Oh well.

- When Oikawa said something along the lines of “I’ll have you down on your knees” to Tobio both me and my friend burst out laughing like WHY??? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT???? THE LEWDNESS -- Also I hate Oikawa. Smug bastard. Deserves to be spiked in the face.

-Back tracking a bit, is Hitoka wlw-coded? I thought it was just subtext for the way she reacted to the other chick, but then how she reacted to Tanaka’s sister’s tits definitely makes it seem she’s wlw.

- LAST THING: there’s only 5 episodes left and that’s kinda the same length as the last Oikawa game so like,,,, will Kurasuno win? Because 5 episodes isn’t nearly long enough for them to win against Oikawa and Chiratorazawa no I’m not looking up how to spell that but they can’t lose. Right? RIGHT?

So yeah. Tonight was a very exciting hq night and I’m scared for next week. If Kurasuno doesn’t win I might cry and that’s a f a c t. I also cried tonight after one of the matches because damn are some of the opposition stories so heartbreaking. Everyone deserves to win.

#sorry this is very erratically written but I'M JUST SO NERVOUS #WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT #AND I HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK TO SEE #I'll probably have to stop doing live-blogging for a bit since I now watch hq with my friend in person #but I won't stop sharing my thoughts in a format similar to this y e e h a w #ashka watches hq #not vld #hq spoilers #hiakyuu spoilers

[faunusrights]

OFFAL HUNT REMASTERED LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 18

IN THIS EPISODE OF ROBLOX OOF NOISE:

“Yes.” Glynda couldn’t hang up, not without: “I’m—I’m sorry. About what I—”

“It’s alright. I’ll talk to you soon.”

“Okay—” The feed cut. Softly, Glynda said again, “Okay.”

GLYNDA DISCOVERS WHY BEING CINDER FALL SUCKS

do u know how hard it is to wake up and play animal crossing whilst knowing this chapter looms over yr shoulder,

OKAY HERE WE GO

She was fidgety; even Cinder mentioned her pacing, shooting a critical eye her way. Glynda sat, intent on stillness; moments later, Cinder mentioned her bouncing leg.

i LOVE it when a chapter calls me out just right out of the gate hahaha who gave u the right

"Really?" How long had they been doing that? How long ago had Cinder noticed? "Should I stay?"

cinder: maybe i should tell glynda abt that /see glynda pacing a dent into the floor cinder: ooooooor i could. NOT give her an excuse to bully them for something to do,

On her way down the street, Glynda couldn't help but stare at the car, its tinted windows revealing nothing within. As she passed it, she kept glancing over her shoulder, expecting an attack or something. But nothing came of it.

HJGDFSGSDFHKGHJDF GLYNDA,,,,,,,,,,, can u imagine being in the white fang, and sittin in yr fuckin. TINTED WINDOWED like BULLETPROOF CAR and yr sat on yr ass watching out for cinder “dumbass” fall and suddenly glynda goodwitch, The Top Bitch, comes out and starts GLARING YR CAR DOWN,,, like ah. i think she knows we’re here. hrm. hm.

i would just like. drive to mcdonalds and get some nuggies at that point.

She had a clutch of flash-images and a wash of emotions and impressions, the raw materials of memory, stored as-is without refining. She was quite used to that—most of her missions were hazy and rough in her memory, mere sketches of events.

i cant wait for glynda to become a vlogger if only so she can actually have physical proof of whatever the fuck happens whenever she goes out and about. get her a go-pro.

It told her: despite her restlessness, despite the arduous journey here, and despite the way Vale seemed to call for her from somewhere beyond the horizon, she felt quite content to be where she was.

the difference having a gf has huh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, u got a whole ass home (being cased by the fang) a real nice city to live in (its floating and atlas wants yr number) a bunch of unread msgs (from a [redacted] who [redacted]) and its a nice day!!! its all coming together. but probably not for very long,

(i got very distracted at this point making a line graph for the animal crossing stalk market so here we go, x2 edition,)

That meant the nightlife would soon begin. She had never liked crowds; too many people, too much input at once. It was hard to focus, to be comfortable.

/chefs kiss

autistic glynda did u kno: id die for u,

Since she’d blocked Ozpin’s number, there was no chance of receiving anything directly from him—but there was still a moment of pause each time she checked her Scroll, as if expecting his smiling face to appear somehow.

OH YEAH LMAO SHE DID THAT SHIT HUH,,,,,,,,,, i still cannot BELIEVE that happened. GOD. cant wait for this to bite her entire ass right off her body,

By the time she reached the top landing, Winter had replied: “I wasn’t aware that you had additional support on this mission, Professor. I will need their full name and Hunter’s license number.”

To answer Cinder Fall and she doesn’t have a license, but she does have several warrants for her arrest felt like inviting Winter to question not only her integrity, but her sanity as well.

SDHGJFKSKGHDJFGJHDKF i cant say what makes this funnier because 👈😎👈 but HOHOHOHOOOOO could u imagine the fallout if she did just, say that shit. if we just went and fuckin said it like it was no biggie--

Finally, Glynda let her shoulders relax, exhaling deeply, like she would before rushing a Grimm. She wrote it plainly: “The clearance is for Cinder Fall.”

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MA’AM WHAT THE F U C K

winter rn:

She’d just have to wriggle her way out of having to talk face-to-face, then return the game to a field she felt slightly more comfortable with: text.

okay this is so funny to me cause i just keep thinking of her sending ‘no reason’ to oz. a MASTER of textual conversion. un fucking PARALLELED in this field, UNRIVALLED,

Glynda tossed a look at the door as well, her mouth pulling into a line; what if Cinder came outside? What if—

Could Winter track her exact position using her Scroll signal? She minimized the projection of Winter’s face and hurried off in a random direction the instant she hit the bottom of the stairs.

i LOVE these two because this is the first time we’ve rly seen glynda like. Actively do smthng to defend cinder in this sort of way? she’s been pretty passivve abt letting cinder take the lead when theyre together but on her own shes thinking of all the contingencies to make sure winter cant find cinder and u know what. thats gay. what will u do for yr not-gf when yr talking to someone who would kick her ass in a hot second,

also im TAKING to grab choice lines here to comment upon but honestly this next section is SO GOOD that im rly struggling to find a line to encapsulate how much i am LOVING this convo. i cant say exactly WHY im loving it because again thats 👈😎👈 BUT KNOW THAT THIS IS VERY GOOD FOOD AND I AM ENJOYING IT. and im also enjoying this line a lot

Winter’s voice was decisive: “Professor, if you hang up on me, I am flying to your location—tonight.”

winter: if y’all dont shut the fuck up back there i am turning this car, city, and continent AROUND,

It was the same thing, over and over: people didn’t understand her and she didn’t understand them. It was an exercise in futility that only gave her grief. In the end, she gave up on trying to explain herself. She resigned to being wrong, to always being wrong, even when she knew she wasn’t.

OOF OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS UP W/ THIS FIC AND CALLOUTS. HUH??? ME BITCH!!! I FEEL THAT!! AND IT SUCKS,

/reads the next bit

oh are we donning our tinfoil hats? we’re donning our tinfoil hats.

It was so easy. Glynda didn’t stumble over her words even once; didn’t waver. She was built for doing harm. Her anger burned hot and clean; it excised all the hurt like a malignant tumor.

Maybe she really had learned something from Cinder—channeling her frustration, her guilt, her pain, all of it into anger like this was something Glynda was new to. But it felt good. She leaned into it, letting it take the reins; the distressing memories vanished like wisps of smoke, vaporized by the heat of her wrath.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS god this is. SO EXCITING. i also love it when ppl rub off one one another its my FAV thing in the WORLD and this anger is. WOO. this anger is. DANDY. its also a very short-term burst of pleasure glynda so enjoy that hollowed-out whoopsie feeling that i sure get when i Blow Up,

“She butchered my friend!” Winter snarled, the camera shaking as she slapped the desk. “She butchered my friend in the streets like he was cattle! And I have done everything in my power to help you! Everything! To keep her from doing the same to you, and you’ve blown me off or lied or—” Winter’s voice snagged. “And now you tell me—you accuse me—”

It was early evening in Umbraroot, but it must already be night in Atlas. The shadows revealed the unclean angles of Winter’s face: the bruises of exhaustion under her eyes, the lines of stress at the corners of her mouth.

im sorry im just copy-pasting wholesale at this point but OH this is GOOD. i cant rly explain. like. the difference-- because you’d think from the og version this is just a bit more flavouring right? its like getting a bit of hot sauce on yr chicken wings and yr like ‘okay it adds smthng but its not like a side meal’ BUT IT IS A SIDE MEAL this is like a whole basket of fuckin. cheese-baked fries. winter DESERVES this screentime she DESERVES to have presence in this fic and OH does she USE IT im LIVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Glynda wanted anger. She wanted fire and brimstone. She wanted a fight.

What she got was the glisten of tears on pale lashes. A hand covering Winter’s trembling mouth.

The ashy taste of remorse in her throat.

THERES THAT HOLLOWED-OUT WHOOPSIE FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IT IS RIGHT ON TIME. its like CLOCKWORK,

She didn’t have anything. Nothing against that. The possibility that Winter might truly care what happened to her had been so insignificantly small and easy to trample. She had forgotten about the losses Winter shouldered the moment Cinder had whispered inheritance.

it’s just like clockwork,

also this chapter feels lengthy but maybe its just cause i got distracted with animal crossing so ill have to do a wordcount check at the end

/checks

no its lengthy this is a thicc one,

“I know,” Glynda said. “I know. I know how this sounds. But she’s the only person who makes me feel like—like I make sense.” In her mind, Glynda lay in the darkness of Cinder’s bedroom, watching the glaze of streetlights along her lips as she said you.

you,,,,,,,,, we,,,,,,,,,,,, our,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its all that gay shit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

“If I’ve learned anything, it’s that Cinder Fall is a tremendous liar. She could convince you it is raining in Vacuo, given enough time. Two years ago, I was working on the Argus base, where I met her as a client; she told me she was a merchant seeking entrance into Atlas—she had all her documents in order, her entire persona set up, and she sold it perfectly. She was flawless—and all of it was fake. She gave me no reason to doubt her. She was—”

Winter cut herself off, abruptly. Then: “Once I was comfortable and safe, she burned down my office and murdered my friend.”

YES,,, SLOWLY THE LORE PIECES TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! winter is once bitten twice shy, but mayhaps we mean,,, once burnt,,,, twice shy,,,,,,,,,, hrmmmm,

Glynda told Winter everything.

OH MAN,,,, we’re really getting this messy fucking trio up in this bitch i am SO excited. i am THRILLED. here! we! go!!!!!!!!!! also i said it before but again im so glad winter gets to Be Here for this. sure this has nothing to do w/ her destiny or w/e but shes here now. shes in the uber. she waiting outside.

The dying potted plant Glynda had spotted last time on the back wall’s shelf had been replaced with a new one; this one’s leaves were beginning to shrivel at the ends.

dsfjhhkljsdf side note: is this like that scene in finding nemo where all the new fish see the niece and go ‘oh no we’re gonna die’ but instead its plants getting taken into winters office? they go ‘im sorry, mate, but once you go into her office, you come out TOTALLY dead,’

okay so this whole convo happened and if i try to pick one section ill end up picking it all AAAAAAAAAAAAAA im dying out here. WINTER BLEASE,,, BELIEVE THAT SOMETIMES CINDER CAN TELL A HALF-LIE. A SORTA-TRUTH. A SEMI-HEMI-DEMI HONESTY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

How different would that mission have gone? How different would her life have been?

She found herself saying, “He had so many chances to tell me. Instead, he let me think I was reckless. That I was a danger to other people. I stopped working in teams. I didn’t have many people in my life to begin with, but afterwards was worse. He saw to it that he was all I had, and he let me think it was my fault.”

ROBLOXOOFNOISEDISTORTEDWITHDELAY.MP4

OOF!!!!!!! O O F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! honestly OOF that shit HURTS BITCH!!!!!!! thats BANANAS. WILD. im also loving (hating???) the increase of painful glynda lore and honestly everyone feels like they have So Much More that builds them up and im THRIVING off it. im also suffering for it.

With the video feed closed, Glynda could see she had new notifications. Missed calls. From Cinder.

Glynda’s stomach lurched. She stowed her Scroll before she could think about them.

At the mouth of the alley, she could see the shape of Cinder’s apartment in the distance. She stood there for a long time, staring, uncertain what to do with her hands, unsure what to do with her heart. Her jaw flexed. She remembered the tears on Winter’s lashes. The friend she’d lost.

Glynda took her first step toward the apartment.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and so the soft domestic shit ends. but nowhere near as explosively as id thought???????? HUH. H U H. must b because we’re gearing up for smthng honk honk honk

ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. this chap was SO good its astonishing (despite the [several] times i got distracted by animal crossing rip me). WINTER!!!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe this disaster trio is coming together. also cant wait for glynda to tell cinder the shit she just pulled. oh no,

(also the wordcount was 5,931. just in case u were curious)

#liveblog #rwby #offal hunt #HERE IT IS #so much went unsaid because the convos were SO juicy so PLEASE read it #dfsghsdfjgh

[prongsmydeer]

Ayesha Liveblogs One Tree Hill S1

No matter how many times I watch the pilot I consistently forget that Nathan and Peyton used to date

“Don’t bother showering tonight” is that really your come-on Peyton I will never understand sports

Lmao @ Nathan and Peyton “OTP: Distracted Driving”

“You’re despicable, you know that,” said Dan, a literal future murderer

I’m always so thrown when ppl in shows start drinking at their workplaces like what kind of bold behaviour Whitey you work at a high school

“What are you wasting your time at now?” Nathan ur a terrible boyfriend

“I say that the people who pray here are wasting their time. God doesn’t watch sports” I know Lucas is pretentious as all hell but this is my favourite line in any sports show ever

Karen is such a good mom ahhhhh like she just wants Lucas to be happy and she knows he’ll put other people’s happiness first 

Dan calling Lucas ‘this kid’ like he’s not his wholeass son what a dick

It’s not lost on me that Keith telling Lucas stories about his father means that it’s Lucas’s grandfather Keith Scott is truly the only dad in this show who matters

“So why’d you just tell me all that” because he loves to monologue

“If I could [change the fact that Lucas exists], I would” Dan answer your door I need to send you a very rude telegram

I am in love with Moira Kelly and also I want Karen to punch Dan

The music of this show is really.... transcendent 

Djhfkjhfkjh since Lucas is implied to have like, five friends.... is that crowd of supporters hugging him just a bunch of people who think Nathan is a dick

I admire Lucas for deciding he was gonna put up with all this bullshit to do something he loves

Omg I forgot that Brooke wasn’t in the pilot she’s such a major character

“Nice hands” “Nice legs” Emo flirting in a jock setting lmaooooo

My inner 2007 angst awakens every time I hear Gavin Degraw. He is THAT bitch

“You ever think I might want to talk” Peyton and Nathan’s relationship is truly nothing but blind horniness they have nothing in common at all in this juncture of their lives

“I didn’t invite you to come in, I just asked if you wanted to” Peyton is so weird but I kind of want to marry her. Is this what Lucas feels like

Lucas’s economic status is really part of Brooke’s romance criteria at the age of 17 they teach the bourgeois early huh

Oh my god I cannot BELIEVE Jake recommended Atlas Shrugged to Lucas jhjhgjhgjh the undertones of this basketball show really are about capitalism

HAHAHAH Nathan’s word being “revenge” calm down Sasuke Uchiha

I haven’t said so yet but Haley is so very endearing she’s great

God. Lucas turning around to reveal to Dan that he’s cast away his name. HE is that bitch

Ghjkghjkgh Keith hissing at the rude Boosters mum. Love of my life

“Maybe he’s gay” “No, I think he’s just nice” who writes this dumbass show

“Do you even care that it’s slipping away” maybe it’s because I went away for university but the idea that someone is this deeply invested in their kid’s high school basketball career is. A lot

Nathan simultaneously trying to bother Lucas and pass English while about to fall in love: I can multitask!!!

Update: He also managed to trash Lucas’s favourite basketball court somehow in all his business. He really can multitask!

“If it makes you feel any better I called some woman a bitch the other day” [giggle] I love Karen and Lucas’s relationship

Haley is such a good friend to Lucas and hoo boy Nathan when do you grow a conscience

“You’re both so broody. You could brood together” that’s it, that’s Peyton and Lucas

These emails and VCR references are really dating this show

Nathan is a straight up sociopath in these early eps my god he humiliates Lucas publicly twice at this party and just pops over to Haley like “Hey cutie :) Idk why Lucas is so mad :) I’m rlly nice :)”

Nathan really taking his girlfriend’s car to hit on another woman how much of a crapbag

As soon as I said this he (drunk?) drove her car into a streetlight my god 

Deb and Karen having a nice lesbian coffee shop AU would be a pleasant turn in this show instead of literally anything that happens in either of their narratives

“Why would you even go there” “Because I loved getting dumped on” That is... accurate

“I’ll call you when you’re not so PMS” said Nathan, when his (ex) girlfriend rightfully lambasted him for crashing her car

I take it back Peyton and Nathan do have one thing in common it’s their disregard for traffic laws

HELL YEAH Keith IS your dad Lucas <3 <3 <3 <3 

Whitey talks a lot of shit for someone who advised Dan to abandon Luke 

I had been wondering why Lucas had the Scott name when Dan is such an ephemeral piece of shit and I guess there’s my answer thanks Karen 

Does Haley ever find out about the shit Nathan pulled at the party I feel like these are relevant details in her budding affection

“Dad send you to spy on me? Poison my drink?” This is the second time in two episodes Deb has been accused of being Dan’s spy I wonder if she still considers that a red flag 17 years into marriage

“One of the boys doesn’t have a father” BUUUUURN Dan

Rhkgjhgjkh the last moment of this scene:

Keith: There is enough room in my heart for each of my brother’s mistreated sons even the rude ones Nathan

Nathan, experiencing a split second of paternal love: :O

Ghkjghkjgh the Scott bonding in hatred of Dan continues with Lucas asking Nathan if he too would like to spite Dan:

Lucas: You will be receiving your “I Hate Dan Scott” Club invitation in the mail shortly Nathan, mom, Uncle Keith and I hold meetings biweekly

Nathan: Biweekly as in every two weeks or twice a week 

Lucas: Both! See you on Tuesday

“Does this mean we’re dating” yes it does the mixed CD is emo code

“Good luck with your game” “yeah, you too, Ma” hehehehe

Someone revoke this college medic’s license hoo boy

Ghjghkgh Lucas keeping his money tucked into his boxers what a doofus

I can’t believe Nathan and Lucas’s second big bonding moment is threatening dudes while in their boxers after beating on each other what a brotherly bond lmao

Okay but highkey if ur a lady and ur friends are gonna leave you alone and vulnerable at night get new friends

“I can live without my shirt” Nathan is thirteen shades of petty lmaooo

Dan is such a bad (abusive) father that Nathan literally would prefer to have none at all my god 

“Can I tell you a secret? I pretended too” just get marrrried 

“Thanks for cutting Lucas some slack” talk about accepting the bare minimum Haley kjhgkjhgkj

Brooke is really unbearable in this episode is it any wonder her, Lucas and Peyton’s relationship is as dysfunctional as it will soon become 

Hoo boy the one (1) time Nathan doesn’t do something douchey and he gets blamed for it 

LMAO @ Lucas approaching the one girl at this school with commitment issues with a bold “I wanna be here [in your heart]” hahaha

“Yeah, they can have their world,” said Lucas to Haley, about the two people they would literally go on to marry

The fact that Peyton doesn’t turn off her webcam and just covers it also really speaks to the era

This Gabe dude is really ready to assault a minor like he’s not just a r*pist he’s also a predator double KO 

It is not lost upon me that it looks like one pill has been popped out before so he is also a serial r*pist big fucking yikes

“What, you got a cellphone too, dawg? Things sure have changed” also quite dated hahahaha

They really went out of the way to redeem Brooke not only did she give Nathan and Haley a very very cute date she also saved her friend from being assaulted

“So you don’t have any brothers, do you” jhgkhgkhg Brooke please 

“Why are you only nice to me when we’re alone” a very legitimate question Haley

Nathan’s dating methodology: There’s nothing in life that can’t be solved with make-outs

Deb is really so nice but every time I look at her I think of her drinking a lot and sleeping with Nathan’s friends lmao

Haha that North Carolina sign explains the mild Southern accents 

Aieeeeeeeeeee you kiss that man and follow your dreams Karen

Even if Nathan is still A Lot this season him and Haley are so cute:

Haley, smiling: We can’t do this here right now

Nathan, giggling: We just did

Lucas says more to Dan by constantly leaving with a look of disgust than any words ever could

“My heart’s racing too. That’s what happens when I’m around you. (And on drugs. I’m very unstable Haley.)”

Lucas and Nathan’s very intentional “pressure from your dad” and “you don’t know anything about my dad” bc Lucas will not acknowledge that Senor Crabag Sr. is anything resembling a father bless 

Drunk tattoos with crush’s bff Lucas has decided to make all mistakes at once and I respect it

Poor Keith he is trying his best but Lucas just chose this week to hit his rebellious phase

YESSSSSSSSSS DEB KICK THAT ASS OUT OF THIS HOUSE

“Do you really think that Nathan would choose you over me” uh???? Are you not aware you are... the worst father in town

Brooke you were fully aware of Peyton and Lucas’s vibing and actively pursued him/interfered so you have no moral high ground to be like “:) I’d never choose a boy over my friendship”

Skillz and Mouth accurate “hoo boy don’t look” when ur friends start PDA

“Mom doesn’t want things to get back to normal, she wants them to be better” hell yeah Nathan gaining emotional intelligence

Lucas quit projecting your childhood issues onto Jake he too is a child let him decide how he wants to live Jenny’s 6 months old not like she’s gonna remember lmao

Damn Nathan LET LOOSE on Dan fuck that dude

JGFHJGFJGFJH I forgot Gavin Degraw had a cameo hahahahah

Did Luke.......... break into Jake’s house. His parents work at night how was he able to get into Jake’s coffee table

“You do not have to feel like a third wheel” The pure dumbass energy.... Peyton is literally CRYING do u really think her issue is “third wheel” you KNOW she and Lucas had a thing Brooke???????

Me watching this team form a brotherly bond over their mutual love of basketball: Mayhaps sports are... good 

Hahahaha Lucas threatening Peyton’s dad with a rake is weirdly endearing

“Hey you.” “Hey you, and you,” is a good summary of this seasons Brooke/Lucas/Peyton dynamic lmao

Why is Dan’s head... shaped that away. It is like a bar of soap

“I don’t mind you playing ‘Daddy’ to one of my offspring, but leave the good one alone, will you?” Dan. Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot at midnight and we’ll have words

“The whole Nice Guy thing is wearing kind of thin” foreshadowing for all the dick moves Lucas is about to pull lmao

“He’s got you skipping school now?” “Lucas talk to me when you get your tattoo removed”

Lucas:

Lucas is such a meddler lmao how many family dynamics is he going to alter

I don’t trust Dan being nice for a minute all he wants is the upper hand with Deb in the inevitable custody battle over Nathan

Props to Nathan and Haley for somehow, some way, being the only normal couple on this show despite their incredibly dubious origins lmao

Scott family dinners are bananas I count four (4) major revelations and they haven’t even revealed that Deb and Dan are separated

Lucas and Peyton are really hitting every fictional couple trope in this ep - road trip, bed sharing, hurt/comfort, truly the YA bases 

“The truth? In this house?” Props to Deb for drama lmao 

Brooke saying ‘I love you’ you’ve been dating for like two episodes but okay kjhgkjhg

I can’t say I understand Nathan’s logic lmao but I guess they have to bring him back to basketball sometime

Wow Lucas zero hesitation on that second kiss lmao u r a mess

This scene is the definition of “that escalated quickly” they go straight to undressing 

HAHAHAH NATHAN BEING SHIRTLESS IN HALEY’S DREAM FOR NO REASON 10/10 TEENAGE ACCURACY

“How do you explain being with me and not her?” “Because with you, I saw a future” that’s Dan code for ‘I’m a gold digger’

You’re literally macking on Peyton in the middle of the hallway while you’re dating the other most popular girl in school Lucas how are you this ridiculous and bold BREAK UP WITH BROOKE U DUMBASS

“So what are we going to do” I’ll tell you what you should do BREAK UP WITH BROOKE

Keith it is still daylight out stop bringing alcohol into this high school you have a drinking problem

“Can’t control love, you know?” THAT’S NOT ADVICE LUCAS BREAK UP WITH BROOKE

I really can’t handle watching Keith and Lucas self-destruct this episode how is Nathan the only Scott in a happy, healthy relationship

“You know that this is... wrong, so that makes it feel... deeper?” Lucas asks, as if he were not entirely in the wrong by carrying on with Peyton (who is not in a relationship) while dating Brooke

“I don’t want to hurt Brooke,” he said, about to start his third secret cheating makeout session of the week

“But then again our spouses aren’t here are they” [Deb opens door] COMEDIC TIMING

Gjjhgkjhg Nathan revealing his messed up intentions with Haley entirely by accident Scotts have no self-control whatsoever it’s their kekkei genkai

Lucas evading responsibility for his romance crimes by literally dying

Hahahah Karen’s confused vibes at Brooke are kind of the highlight of this episode 

How funny would it be if Lucas woke up to Karen scolding him about his tattoo

Hahahaha for such dysfunctional partners Nathan and Peyton are excellent exes 

AHHHHHHHHH LUCAS WAKING UP TO HIS BROTHER... MY HEART

Keith rlly was gonna propose after zero (0) days of dating I’m telling you no self-control is truly the Scott clan kekkei genkai

Ahhhh bless Karen’s compassion 

Dan is literally blackmailing his son into staying in his custody he is in Deb’s words an “abusive son of a bitch”

Fucking finally Lucas ends this sham of a relationship with Brooke

It’s wild that Nathan is the only Scott with a happy and healthy romantic relationship 

Nathan divorcing his parents is a real power move 

I’m glad Haley announced Sheryl Crow’s name because let me tell you I would not have recognized her on sight

“How’s my daughter” Lucas really chooses exclusively to hook up with people who have devastating emotional consequences for his immediate friend group huh

“Funny I didn’t know you were forgiving at all” Lmao Peyton is that really the position you’re going to take after cheating with your best friend’s boyfriend 

All the deodorant product placement lmao ‘this ep sponsored by Secret’ 

All things considered I think Lucas is handling Haley’s constant ditching p well 

Bfhkghghjg Keith buying a new shirt just to go to dinner with Karen stop

OH MY GOD THE EP REALLY WAS SPONSORED BY SECRET IT’S GOT SECRET ON THE CHEER COMPETITION BANNERS AND A LITTLE GIFT BAG RANDOMLY IN ALL THE CHEERLEADER CONFRONTATIONS JKGHKJGH

The comedic timing of “hungover idiots” panning to Karen and Larry kills me

“She used to be this totally original.... Haley” what does this mean????

I don’t think Nathan and Haley are being entirely fair to Lucas bc he was only a dick once she ditched him twice (or thrice?) in one weekend 

This boy toy auction as a concept is so inappropriate on so many levels

“I get Nathan for free” Fhjkfhkfjh Haley pls

God I was so very concerned about whether or not Nathan and Peyton were gonna kiss 

“You’re not a mess, you’re just in love” [Ole Del Paso Girl voice] Why not both?

“She’s nine months old, just in case you forgot” to be fair I assume Nikki gave birth so she would remember that you can’t hold that one over her 

It must take Lucas some mental disconnect to assume Peyton and Nathan are cheating when he also kissed Haley

Fhjfhkjfhjfh Keith fulfilling my fave trope of ‘we are not even dating but how about we get married bc we’ve been repressed in love for years’

“You know I asked your mom to get an abortion,” said Dan, to his literal son

I really can’t figure where this pregnancy storyline is going bc I know Brooke doesn’t have a baby

Nathan and Haley really need to consider oral or smth there’s a middle ground between making out and having vaginal sex

“It all hurts just the same” Brooke really out here trying to say that cheating is in any way equivalent to faking a pregnancy (even if only for a week)

Peyton and Brooke are way more invested in each other than Lucas 

“I got you a high five” Hahahhaa I love Peyton 

Gary like: Wow Nathan it’s humanizing that your father is an abusive dick

“Maybe this is the one that changed him” Lucas joining Dan as the second and only non-Dan member of the Dan Scott Apologism Club

It’s wholly unreasonable that Haley expects her boyfriend not to look at p*rn lmao

I love all this Lucas and Nathan bonding but I hate that it comes at the cost of Dan being near them at all u stay away from those boys u manipulative fuck

Ah the foreshadowing about Peyton changing in front of her webcam finally pays off

I’m no legal expert but I don’t think that taking your daughter out of state will help you in the custody battle in the long term Jake - nor will dropping out of high school

“What do I get out of it” r u 4 real Keith u dont get payment for loving your family

“I’m leaving because I can’t look at you anymore without my heart breaking” I like you Keith but that sounds like a You Problem

This is a fun way to shoot this episode One Tree Hill has such good directing tbh

Nathan discarding the Scott name from his jersey just like Lucas did in ep 2: 

Haley: Having sex will solve all of my problems Nathan what are you talking about

I remembered that at some point Deb and Keith have sex and I’m glad they fuck things up early bc I could not deal if it was later on

“I’ll miss you too, little brother” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

KJKGHKJHGJHKJHGKJHKJ I CAN’T BELIEVE NATHAN AND HALEY GOT MARRIED JUST TO HAVE SEX THIS IS WHY THEY DON’T LET PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN 18 VOTE

#ayesha says things #ayesha liveblogs oth #liveblogging #long post #a very long post lmao #one tree hill #this is the kind of content i make now lol

[ghosty-schnibibit]

late amnesty liveblog because my sleep schedule has betrayed me :P

i've scheduled this liveblog to come out around 10:00 am on friday, but as i'm typing this it's around three in the morning. summer has utterly fucked my sleeping schedule lmao, i literally went to bed around 6:00 am yesterday and didn't wake up until a little before 4:00 pm... which is about a normal amount of time to sleep for me tbh, just at a wack time. oi vae. i’m going to try and get to bed a little earlier tonight, but i had to get this done now so i didn’t have to avoid tumblr altogether for fear of spoilers while me and my parents are driving to IKEA tomorrow :P

i've been procrastinating listening to the new ep all day because of well, the same reason i tend to procrastinate listening to every new ep of amnesty: i'm scared as fuck for all of these characters and a lil bit nervous about how griffin intends to unify all the disparate plot threads in a way i wasn't during balance. i'd say that nervousness is less of a product of me being distrustful in the boys’ abilities and more a product of me binging all of balance over the course of a month and only catching up in time for reunion tour, aka when all the main mystery threads were either solved or would be in the next few eps. also, ngl, still a little shaken by ned's death, along with how bloody the last arc was in general and what that means going forward vis a vis character mortality. please griffin, all i ask is that you don’t kill off duck and aubrey, p l e a s e

tl;dr: my sleep schedule is fucked and i'm a nervous wreck about fictional characters, what else is new lol? anyways, onto the liveblog!

the description is probably the least terrifying of the last five or six 

"how's the scene doing?" "lil cold" i caught that pun trav

MY BOY :D

griffin what the fuck

good to know indrid isn't at fault lmao

aww duck :'(

"what a delight" bless

the heathcliff is out of the bag

indrid you dramatic twink jfc

i really love these moments of just... pure dialogue

q u e l l

"why did you invoke submarines?" ilu aubrey

... you're not really being helpful here drid

i love thacker so much holy shit

yep, all bummers sums it up pretty well :|

a very finely feathered cast lol

minerva's voice is so similar to indrid’s jesus

i only know of minority report through the lost in adaptation ep on it lmao

well that's not great

"our- well, your world technically" aww indrid

aubrey you dummy ilu

i forgot kirby was there lol

i need fic of aubrey and thacker watching movies together and getting him caught up to modern day, i don't even like the mcu and i want that fic

d u c k m a n

JESUS CHRIST INDRID

what was that noise clint???

indeed quite zany lol

which one of them is clicking their computer mouse a bunch???

"gotta getchu a sword" leo ilu

i know there's gonna be fanart of that lmao

ooooh, new music! very good new music!

yes please keep the together party after splitting it caused so much heartache and literal death last arc 

i love thacker's dad energy so much, can't wait to see how that plays out

"WHY ARE THEY SITTING IN RUBBLE" ilu trav

sammiches c:

keith is just d o n e

i just remembered the throwaway line from the last arc about hollis being into saturday night dead and got sad :(

JESUS THACKER

i need fic of thacker interacting with the baby hornets, i need it so bad

duck you cannot just spring all this on them

"my friend the mothman" D U C K

YUP, you need to roll for that

that's better than failure! that's not complete failure!

JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!

OH MY GOD THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE

they're in it for jake :')

i’m so excited for the new graphic novel!!! hopefully i will have enough money to buy it ha haaaaa for real tho i have no money or autonomy

ghost dewey! :D

who does he need to talk to? pigeon maybe?

that was so good clint! i loved it :D

WHAT THE FUCK, DUCK NEWTON

i know i've said it like eighty times but thacker's peak dad energy is absolute gold and i'm super happy we get to see him interact with juno again after how adorable their last scene was :)

"gross" bless travis

oooh no, i'm getting bad vibes

i have never heard milanos pronounced that way in my entire life

i have to hide mine from my dad lmao

WHO IS CLICKING

thacker you sound like the goddamn unibomber could you please be more forthright about what the plan is

hmm... here's a fun question: did thacker inherit ned's spent luck???

well that answers that lol

i love juno so goddamn much

sensors? stealth could be an option

why is she so scared? like aubrey brought her coworker back to life, i personally would not be afraid of her murdering me after that

"no one needs to go to chicago" ilu aubrey

federal paperwork is an absolute bastard

some monday what???

"well i don't care for the tone!" aubrey ilu

that's a good way to put it :/

WHY IS DEWEY IN THE CLOSET

s p e c t r a l  m o m

well dewey is immune to death sooo...

ned was one of aubrey’s best friends... even after everything that happened she still called him one of her best friends... travis you've made me cry ; _ ;

PLEASE MAGIC TRAVIS DICE SHE HAS NO MORE LUCK TO BURN

damn this really is a wild ass scenario isn't it

"you're melting my fucking brain" pfff

thank you clint, i completely forgot too

travis is the irl voidfish lmao

i love dewey so much

"can't kill me twice, i think" i hope dewey can't double die lol

d u c k o l a s

why did you go to buffy and winthrop duck??? why did you want to talk to these weird edward and lydia reskins duck?????

yeah that feels right

okay, it's griffin clacking on his mouse

playing what???

THE WHAT

WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT, JUSTIN MCELROY

DUCK WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON

i love justin's triumphant laugh so much

i mean i already mentally associated them with the wonderland liches so this isn't much of a jump  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

griffin what on earth is this

"that's it, that's all the latin there is" i wish lmao

THE SHADOW BRETHEREN

we are... so screwed lmao

this was very good! this ep kept up the trend of funnier interactions from the last ep and i’m grateful for it after how sad the past arc was. i am still very worried but i’m happy we’re seeing a lot of npcs that we hadn’t gotten back to in a while just to make sure they’re okay. pretty much anything else i had to say is summed up by the mini rant i made before listening above lol. 

see y’all next right thursday!!!

#taz #the adventure zone #taz amnesty #taz spoilers #ghosty liveblogs taz

[beethoventhemovie]

LIVEBLOG EXCERPT + VIDEO OF ME READING THIS

AUGUST 1, 2013

6:52AM: TRANSCRIPTION OF VIDEO UPDATE:

this is my third try at doing this 'cause i keep on...ending up rambling. today's august first, i said i'd--i would update the liveblog today, i don't feel like writing, it's six fifty-two a.m. i got...uh, i'm in...new york. i was in...my...in maryland, at my mom's. for some days. um. um. tonight--really briefly, what i've been doing--um. my friend jordan is visiting either tonight or the next...day...and he's allergic to cats, so most of tonight since i've gotten home i've been cleaning the apartment. um. i've be--i've been--(points to bottle) this isn't really coconut water. it's just water. (picks up windex). i've been using this to kill--i left a lemon on my windowsill, a-nd...it was full of fruit flies when i got back. so, um. i don't recommend this way...of killing...bugs? because i think...this is...poison? um, because it kills them. but i-it, it is good, you demobilize them. um...and i think eventually like, even if you don't...smash them after you de-mobilize, they like. slowly kinda lose their...faculties, or something. they go on their own. i've been getting a lot tonight, i probably killed like twenty...or something, tonight. i can't believe there's so many, i feel like they're breeding. um. but i--where? where? where are they breeding? um. i'm pretty good at getting them with my hands.

i went...to maryland...'cause the guy i was seeing, who--i don't (nose laugh)--the ‘omitted’ person? um, that ended. i don't wanna get in...to...it, 'cause. i don't. wanna. give him the. satisfaction (laugh) of getting talked about, anymore, by me. it ended pretty bad. um. and. so i was hanging out with mom--i didn't do any of the things, in maryland, that i said i was gonna do, um. which were to, like. something with my phone. um. and print out, uh. applications for schools. (exhale).

so cleaning the apartment: that's what i've been doing...uh. (pause). last night. (pause). you can't tell how clean it is, 'cause i tried to show in anoth--that's the laundry, that i have there. right now it's a temporary...comforter, temporary, uh--my old one--'cause...the cats...peed...while i was gone....so i u-uh, a lot--i shampooed--i was shampooing and blow-drying the...mattress, a lot. all the cat pee's out. i just don't wanna. um. i just wanna sleep with a mattress pad on it tonight. no sheets. um.

so i guess i'll show you--four minutes, is that kinda long?--(pause). show you some stuff that's different.

(picks up picture) um, th-this? th-this. this? um. i...this is called 'fucked tuna.' there it--there he is. there's the other ones. i commissioned tao to make that, um. 'cause he made a similar one. for someone, and i thought. he gave it to me like really cheap. i really like the colors of it. and. um. just like, i like (close-up of picture) that, the...what's going on, with that (laughs). um. it was really nice. of him. to do that, cheap.

um. bathroom...? is anything different in the bathroom? dyed my hair? in here? a couple weeks ago? i got a zit, it's like...the last...kinda...days...of my perio--i really, i--i just--you can't tell i-i, i just--i cleaned it. the apartment. i cleaned it really hard, tonight. um. did i say why? i forget if i said why. doesn't matter.

um. what else. let's get a variety of (nose laugh) shots. um, tha--i don't know, it's--it just looks really...clean to me. like, the surfaces. and then there's not much crap around anywhere.

um. oh--uh. (pause). here (opens freezer): i was disappointed to only find spinach, when i got home? 'cause i thought i had bananas, and i could make a green smoothie thing, tomorrow? guess i can't. (opens refrigerator). here's the refrigerator situation, um. on the top shelf i have kimchi, raw, and red cabbage, raw. cat food, as usual. got some garlic. some hot sauce. um, i still have this chia mixture thing. i'm kind of afraid. to see what happens with that, and. under there--you can't tell, but i threw away the milk--i had milk--and uh, a bud clamato? thing? um...that...i got both of those with uh, whatev—‘omitted,’ or whatever (nose laugh). it doesn't matter. um.

um, so i'm gonna show you this other stuff, now? really quick, about my mo--my mom and i talked a lot. i had a really good time. with mom. and i had a good talk with dad, today, too. (exhale). mom gave me a lot of jewelry. for kind of a sad reason. kinda, uh. she thinks they're probably...she wants...me and my sister to have...some of her, stuff. before. she (whisper) dies, or something. um. so. she's into...um--i'll get into that in a second. she gave me, earrings, th-thes--she has a lot of nice jewelry. it's like, 'nice.' these are like emeralds, or something? and then, she let me pick out rings--i used to wear rings a lot. um. and, these i've always had, and i've felt a little weird about...wearing them just plain, um--this one's my grandma's engagement ring. and then, this one's my mom's...something...special. um, but i-i, i feel wei--like. a little like. it's not my 'married' finger, but it looks like i'm--i don't know. i don't know. i feel weird about wearing them. but i really like them. but i feel like it looks less weird. 'cause (laugh) i have...other rings, now. um, this one? it's a stone called like peridot, and. it's on mars, my mom said. they found it on mars. and then this one--this, is special, to me, because my mom watches the jewelry channel, a lot, it's--and, um. um. knoxville tennessee or something--it's not home shopping network but it's like that, and. um. she ordered this. she orde--sh-she, she just bu--she likes the people on it, and. s-she has, all these like plates with like rocks and crystals and stuff on them, she. used to be into crystals, a littl--when i was little. 'cause she's like, 'they're--you should have them. they hold you onto the ground' or something and, other reasons, she has this whole thing about crystals. which i think is really cute. and she. so she gave me--she gave me this, which is like an old butter dish, they used to put butter in this. and these are all from the jewelry channel. they're all pretty...pretty! sparkly! just nice, you know--nice little...jewels--and she's like, just--just look at them sometimes. and think about how. pretty, they are. and, um. and feel nice. so i'm gonna do that. it's funny to be talking about stuff like this like, 'oooh oooh, rocks! and stuff,' but. um. (pause) and like, stuff! like stuff, that she was like, 'you can't. give. anyone. any blowjobs, if you wear this,' (laugh) um, or, 'you can't have butt-sex,' (laugh) and...'you should start taking care of yourself' or, something, and. um. i-i, i don't--but i...like? doing those...things? some peop--i don't know, she was ver--uh, i. i don't--i don't know. um.

so anyway it's weird 'cause...it feels kinda cool, kinda different, to have those things. um.

i think that's about it. for what's happened tonight.

i ea--i ate, i have oxycodone, and i have xanax--i ate two milligrams of xanax, earlier, and...fifteen total oxycodone tonight, since (pause) around probably like, eight p.m. and i still. i'm having a hard time sleeping, a lot. (exhale) and...um. overall feeling...um. i was feeling pretty good, i was feeling pretty good. then the thing with, um. the person. happened. then i felt pretty bad, i've been feeling pretty bad. uh, since tha--that happened friday. today's wednesday--or thursday, now, technically--jeez almost a week. um. so. i don't know...if i'm gonna wanna update...liveblog, right now. for the next few days. 'cause i wanna be hanging out with jordan and stuff. and not thinking. and not wanna type stuff.

before...um...i g--part of my thing, part of my plan, when i stopped...doing...the liveblog thing, i was like 'i'm gonna write, uh, i'm gonna start writing articles. for vice. again. and i'm gon-na...apply...to s--to colleges,' and i...i sent in my fafsa. forms. for, colleges. um. but i really haven't done much of anything yet. um, and i thought i would. those were kinda things i wanted to kinda straighten out, er. or like, i'm gonna do research studies...or something. um (pause). f-eeling in general...like i don't have anything...to say (laugh). to...or con-trib-ute, to stuff. that was another thing with the guy. 'omitted' guy. he kinda has his shit together and i kinda don't. it seemed to not bother him but maybe it did. um, i don--i don't, actually i don't think--i don't know what it was, um. he seems more...kinda obsessed, with like...sex, than me...um....i could take, or leave...sex (laugh). um, and he...did i say he cheated on me? i said it on twitter. he cheated on me. that's never happened to me in the, the um. (shows necklace) this is from coldwater cr-creek (laugh), um. never happened to me in the beginning, the beginni--like, the two months, 'beginning'--it's...happened at the end, when things are already bad, or i've agreed with the person, like, 'we're gonna see other people' and. and i-i, i'm pretty sure--uh, i don't know, i don't wanna get into...um...talkin'...shit—

days just keep going by, and then they turn into night, and then they turn into morning, and i'm up for all of it, and it sucks. um. and i'm...flaky...person (laugh) to hang out with, but then, so seems kind of, everyone, sorta...um, tolerated in this particular group of people that i like hanging out with sometimes? um. (pause). i'm probably the worst, 'cause i'm not even good at emails or stuff. or, uh. or being...consistent, with stuff...or...anything. so...

i guess that's about it, um. (pause). no matter what, it--it always feels a little better if the apartment's clean, if everything is really really super-clean, really--surfaces are all dusted and, um, laundry--it's just like...there's less cells, of. that person. here. uh (pause). or, yeah. there's just less of it. um. this is really long. thanks for listening if you want. it's--here, this--let this...tide you...ov--i (laugh)--uh. i'm not gonna update for a few days, so...um...stupid, stupid stupid stupid st--okay, um. the end thank you for listening goodbye.

Here’s the video I transcribed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_IyCWgR-Rw&index=31&list=PLsyt9f4wsCrZYQC6w_DbLdlJ18P2C_wJb&t=0s

Here’s a video of me reading this transcription: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDB2XP2um0M

I’ll be reading the entire text of LIVEBLOG 11/14/18-11/16/18, starting 8PM at Murmrr in Brooklyn, NY (second location TBA). Jordan Castro, Brad Phillips, and Cristine Brache will also be giving readings: https://www.murmrr.com/event/1783137-megan-boyle-brad-phillips-brooklyn/

#liveblog #megan boyle #murrmrr #youtube #transcription #excerpt #tyrant books

[tiskycat]

30 Questions Tag!

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs (or however much u want, ya) that you want get to know more!

1. Nicknames: Ce, Ce-chan, Tisky, I think a few of you still refer to me as Cassi/Cass

2. Gender: Lady~

3. Starsign: Tauros

4. Height: 5′5(3/4)”

5. Time: 8:16 pm

6. Birthday: May Twelve

7. Fav Bands/Groups: I mean, I like a lot, but the band that always comes to mind when I’m asked this question is ALWAYS Ludo 

8. Fave solo artist: idfk. I know I still love Britney Spears tho and have since I was like 8 so. That’s gotta count for something.

9. Song stuck in your head: I’m cheating bc I’m listening to the radio rn but Delilah's little jingle for her show probably counts bc I keep finishing it every time it comes on.

10. Last movie watched: ...........Shit probably Rise of the Planet of The Apes bc my dad was watching it last time I was at his place.

11. Last show watched: I don’t remember exactly, but I plan on watching Weeds on netflix tonight lmao

12. When did I create my blog: shit, back in like............ 2010 I think??? I’ve been here for TOO LONG.

13. When do I post: Whenever I’m on, but I also have a q going.

14. Last thing googled: I GUESS IT WAS RUROUNI KENSHIN BC I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT LAST NIGHT LMAO

15. Do you have any other blogs: A few. I claimed my old url bc it’s my Classic Name Brand(tm) but I don’t really use that. I have a couple of dead ones, a Michiru Kaioh cosplay ask blog, and a general girly stuff blog. I also have a magical girl blog, @mahounekos, which I need to get back to updating bc I need that sort of positivity back in my life, and also because I have been in the process of Liveblogging the Tokyo Mew Mew anime on there since I never got to really watch it, and I still want to finish it! 

16. Do you get any asks: lmao literally never.

17. Why did you choose your url: It’s sort of a diminuative version of my last one, which I cobbled together from my favorite Aesthetics from back when I was 13.

18. Following: 241

19. Followers: 316

20. Fave colors: TEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21. Average hours of sleep: recently I’ve been sleeping upwards of 10 hours.......

22. Lucky number: 12

23. Instruments: I used to play the clarinet, but not anymore lol

24. What am I wearing: my purple tie-dye dress with the stars and moons that I love because it makes me feel super witchy~

25. How many blankets I sleep with: Usually just the comforter, but sometimes I’ll ad an extra blanket at my feet.

26. Dream job: Princess lmao

27. Dream trip: I do REALLY wanna go to Japan, but I’d also love to see Poland

28. Favorite food: terriyaki chicken wings. Why is this always a question???

29. Nationality: I’m Polish AS FUCK

30. Fave song now: Aw heck, I reminded myself that this exists last night so. I guess that’s the answer to this question.

I’m too lazy to tag anyone rn so do this if you want to!!!!! <3

#tagged by lemonademermaid #long post #tag meme

[zackmephisto]

dirt watches aew

well i lost all my goddamn liveblogs from the past few episodes but i prOMISE i did them lsdkvlskd here is my liveblog for this week, 10.30.19

brotherly love??? on my tv????? THANK GOD

oh.... wow. okay. that was a lot. that.... wow. okay. holy fuck. okay. 

why does sammy guevara walk like mr mcmahon

HANGMANNNN

god i love hangman so much. 

sammy guevara spit out your FUCKING gum challenge

YAAAAA that was a good match. satisfying match. thank u hangman

SPEAK, COWMAN!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

“i love you adam” dude in the crowd is ME

“i’m gonna do some real cowboy shit and take pac’s HEAD OFF” “well, there’s a shirt” where is it?? i would like to Buy It

i feel bad for shanna. got legit no reaction. i hope she’s a good bean

hikaru shida, on the other hand. step on me.

shanna had some good takedowns there

HOLY FUCK THAT KNEE 

not really feeling It for this match. ya feel? just don’t feel like,,, the Chemistry. which. i guess. i can’t really fault them for it bc it’s obv their first time wrestling each other but at the same time,,,, they’re Professionals, you know? idk. maybe i’m being too harsh?

the crowd defn came alive during that commercial break so maybe it Was just me? 

the match picked up like a mf. i was having a good time by the end of it. shida did Good!! shanna did good too imo she had a lot of resilience that i wasn’t expecting from her

“here’s something that will clear up brandi rhodes’ behavior” cool ok that video made no FUCKIGN sense

idk why it makes me laugh whenever legends get their shit kicked in

the bucks tho <3

cody,,,, Hamdnsome

this segment,,,,,, Too Long. i get that was the point. but holy fuck. went on too long

BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! ORANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

could have done w/o that rick and morty shit but whatever man i’m just happy to see Them (specifically orange)

sorry my day is perfect now because orange cassidy thank you and goodnight

judas by fozzy slaps. it’s a shame chris jericho looks AWFUL sldkvm

i thought they were gonna kiss lol 

i feel almost bad bc cody looks so handsome and young and Strong and then you cut to jericho and he just looks like a Meme

well. goodness gracious. that was..... wow. ok. 

at least mjf looks Good-

KENNETH!!!!!!!!

kenneth :(((((((((((

kenneth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chop me like that d-ddy

what a coincidence. kenny snaps his fingers and i, too, drop immediately to the ground

okay yes thirst aside. kenny omega is like,,, the whole package i wanted in a Favorite Wrestler. you know what i mean? obviously so passionate about what he does, so passionate you could damn near taste it. powerful offense, solid defense, and not willing to take a hard ass beating to put over the Other Guy. he never fails to get me interested in any match he’s in. he knows how to tell a story, and he tells it every single goddamn night. he’s a smart fighter, a passionate fighter, and a good fighter, and a strong talker. i could go on for hours but i stan kenny omega so hard

also he fine af lol

jon moxley is one of the most electrifying men in wrestling history. he talks, and i shut my goddamn mouth and hang on to every. fucking. word. he is the KING of promos. you cannot prove otherwise. that shit he just said? i literally had to hold my breath. that was... wow. i’m in whole ass motherfucking awe. and i’m so proud and i’m so happy he’s in a position in his career where he’s allowed to do this shit, where he’s appreciated the way he’s worked hard to be. 

it’s exciting to see ref aubrey officiating this important ass title match. i stan

also it’s to the point where i love both teams so much i’m so excited for a victory for either of them

i did NOT see scu winning. but. also. cali pride dude. gotta b proud!!!!!!!! and i am!!!!!1 that was an AMAZING match and like i said before, regardless of the winner, i was gonna be happy no matter what. 

what an amazing show tonight. thank u, a e dub

#dirt watches aew #10.30.19

[69annebowlin69]

5-6/8/19 Watching True Detective Episode Eight Finale

5/8/19

16.53

I can’t work on anything else so i’m writing this up now to salvage this afternoon. Not up for cops and pseudo-philosophy.

One night the summer we all started taking pills, we were at my dad’s house after a party, i can’t remember where my dad was, but Adam said something about how with the Picasso and Kandinsky prints on the wall, it was like a pseudo-intellectual’s house, and because i didn’t know properly what pseudo meant or had such low opinion of my family and i, i took it as a compliment, that at least we were grasping to look like something more than we were. I hate this memory. Why couldn’t i defend myself. I would defend it now. Adam’s family had a fucking New Yorker cover print framed on their wall.

16.58

Hays’ jeans are too tight; his dialogue with Hoyt is a Previously On with the eery music. It hasn’t started raining outside yet.

16.59

This mf Hoyt literally dragged Hays from his house to walk through the Ozarks swigging bourbon and sobbing about the myth of the ideal family. I hate this show. Masculine posturing bullshit, but like a parody of the machismo that people mock online. As previously mentioned, i’m not one to shy away from the Big Opinion. This season more trash than season 2.

17.07

Damn dude sometimes you gotta burn your suit at 3 in the morning, give him a break.

17.18

I had to get the torch out myself the other night. One of the giant snails disappeared. Best friend and i looked high and

17.36

Sorry, the last entry wasn’t even worth finishing, and i had to go to the toilet to scroll the 40 pictures i took of passages from books over the past year. Some of them i couldn't even remember what they were, too much Tao Lin from before i read Richard Yates and saw how problematic he was; a lot of Liveblog, maybe my fav book ever.

17.38

What i look like, a snapshot:

the cheap sports direct adidas striped sliders with nike tube socks (white)

Black chino shorts (dirty, the only proper pair of shorts i own)

T-shirt of the keith haring statue of liberty print (too hack to wear in NYC; Eve’s mum got me it)

Hair “half-up” like Eve’s

Monobrow stubble at the top of my nose that i haven’t excised in a couple of days

Beard just about too long

jaw clenched

stomach gross

My legs are so bulbous, like why was i born with such ridiculous protruding legs. Not muscly, hefty. Very gross. Gross.

17.43

All i’ll eat tonight is a peanut butter and banana sandwich and an apple. Sorry, i have to try again with other Personal Projects. I don’t want to watch this show. i can’t watch this show right now. I’m no insider but there is maybe six per cent of a chance that HBO run it back for a fourth.

***

6/8/19

20.25

Emmy said she wouldn’t be impressed if i were to get in to a fight. I laid out a whole hypothetical where someone gets thrown out the bar where we work and is needling me the whole time. I take off outside after him and we get in to it, but it’s outside work premises. Asked her A) if she thought i was meek, B) would she understand if i threw fists in that instance and C) would i get fired. She wouldn’t be impressed and thought it was the bigger thing to do to let it slide. Also the police would get involved which would effect the work thing.

Pete’s been in fights. People are always getting in fights in the past. I’ve never seen anyone i know who’s been in a fight when they were actually fighting. The fights in True Detective are all in the past. Emmy said she doesn’t think i’m meek.

20.28

Mr Scotland (Peter Mullan) also does a show set in the Ozarks and what i think is that his southern accent was so bad that it had to be edited in post production. During his dialogue, the camera cuts to a reaction shot from his equally sociopathic wife or the Arrested Development guy, which is wildly disrespectful to a man who was trying to play an abusive maniacal southern drug kingpin instead of the usual abusive maniacal alcoholic Scottish criminal. This is what happens when someone tries to branch out and why so many people are scared of failure. Anyway, we’re not here to talk about rival crime shows set in the Ozarks. We’ve got a child sex ring to uncover and Dorff heat to savour.

20.30

Would be nice to have the honesty in a relationship where you can tell one another you should probably give up on a central arterial line of your life and move elsewhere. Emmy and i tell one another something like ‘you should quit’ all the time but neither of us really believe the other when they say they will. I don’t believe her when she says I love you during sex. It feels like a placeholder for real-life emotions or intensity that she’s still waiting to feel.

20.32

Quality of office lighting: strip lights, squares placed amongst the cardboard tiles, headache grain, staticky, unnervingly silent, revealing, bags under eyes, shadowy somehow, depersonalising, unaltering.

Quality of school lights from Euphoria: suplhate glare, neon, alienating and spooky but in a fun way?, fireworks! makes you say ‘it’s like a club in here,’ glitchy, Fireworks!, transformative.

20.36

Roland in the afterglow of starting a mass bar brawl then getting emotional over a mongrel, sipping straight Jack. Damn, to have memories like that. Roland didn’t have a gf telling him it wouldn’t be impressive or cool getting into brawls.

20.38

Like how they announce Man of the Match before the Match is even over (seems presumptive), i’ll be announcing my top crushes from this season VERY shortly.

20.39

Yup, not long to go until my number one crush from this True Detective Season is announced, as well as numbers two, three and probably four and five. It’s been markedly less horny than previous seasons, so we’re including different iterations of the same characters. It’s dry out here in the 80s.

22.02

There are noises in our living room, not like threatening banging or whatever, but people. There are friends in our living room. Not that we’re here to talk about popular 90s NBC sitcoms.

23.35

Everyone is here in our flat again tonight these snails have made us so popular.

Lucy put Mr Rightside on her arm.

Mil cast Bad Medicine to the TV and Jane suggested Van Halen.

Damon put on Carlyle Williams and Mil decided he couldn't apply for a Montreal visa until he found out what Sarah wanted.

Best friend and Jane cast Cold in my Veins. Mil got sad and started rallying for the TV to be turned off.

Best friend and Jane cast a Big Train sketch where Chairman Mao is dying and then the flatlining heart monitor turns into the opening riff of Virginia Plain and Chairman Mao recovers to sing.

Best friend cast the shooting stars where Vic and Bob do Virginia Plain and we listed the most recent instances we could remember of celebrity blackface.

I text Emmy if she wanted to work together tomorrow instead of taking the mushroom pills.

I feigned interest in a story about a kayak Jane told because i think she’s cool and want her to like me.

Lucy and Damon were lame when they left. Lameon lol.

Best friend turned off the tv and he and Jane went for a tab. Mil talked about Sarah.

Jane said she could get acid for Lucy but not this weekend and left.

Steve came in to ask if he could shut the door and I left to watch this episode.

00.07

This one-eyed mf talking like it’s Wuthering Heights and he’s [whoever the Irish housekeeper is who does most of the first half’s narration]. Recalling some vague terrible accident that blighted a rich-ass family, that should have zero impact on his one-eyed ass.

00.10

His story is very Woman in Black. Would love a Pizzolato reading list from this season. Friend of the blog Nick Pizzolato, please send me your reading list and influences.

00.12

It’s always too late. No matter what we do. Damn. That’s some extremely defeatist shit. Old people, you think they all feel this way. A cop out. These detective shows, i want meaning from them. Structure. Some kind of organisation that i can understand and trace, not this.

00.21

Roland and Hays hanging out, staying over at one another’s house. Can’t wait to be old, hanging out just me and the boys. Like how homes have a similar vibe to halls, just at the point on the back end of your life, symmetrical to the front. Just playing old Final Fantasies, absolutely on pills. Distracted during family visits because i have more gaming to do and a year left at most. Sounds reassuring. The long term doesn’t matter, so you do only the things that produce instant gratification.

00.32

Googled “what’s the word for when one thing is the same on one side as it is on the other’ lol then i cried at this stupid show. Mahershala Ali transcends this dumbass show and it’s writing and is  doing something complex and satisfying and sad. Pulling together what he can of this jumble that sometimes makes sense and most of the time is not worthy of us trying to make sense of it.

00.42

Ok, here it is. True Detective season three Crush List:

5. Me all the days i wrote this and didn’t throw up whatever i’d just eaten. Very proud and horny for u, my boy

4. 1990 Roland with the rockabilly blazer

3. Hays in the tight acid wash jeans

2. Amelia’s dulcet monotone transcends being annoying around the middle of the season and turns alluring, like i need to hear it for thirty per cent each episode. It’s pretentious but in a way that makes you wish you were pretentious

1a. Hays burning his clothes in the dead of night. Mysterious. Jacked. Sweating as hell. Haunted.

1b. Everyone who checked out during the front end of this season - intelligence is a quality that personally makes me very horny and they displayed plenty of it by forseeing that this season would be a less exciting mess than last. Would love for them to contact me to just like hang out and watch a different show, if they want.

[ghosty-schnibibit]

new amnesty ep liveblog! ^0^

i was going to wait until tomorrow to listen to the new ep because i have an essay to write but i didn’t want to have to dodge spoilers all day tomorrow lmao. also i actually did do an lb of the ttazz but honestly forgot to post it, i might do that later but for now here’s tonight’s episode!

welp, i am concerned about literally everything mentioned in the previously on, here we go :)

oh dang, timeskip :o

i've never had those donuts and now i want them

aww ned :(

god i love you duck

"it's dangerous but you catch it" best not to have another errol can't catch the root-beer esqe gag with hot coffee lmao

okay what about the ghost dewey tho

aww poor dewey :(((

okay but you literally did do that after a mbmbam

no ya weren't ned :/

god damn that was a powerful speech

"you punk!" nice aubrey

aww duck my baby :(((((

dang, this episode is starting off dark and sad as hell, damn

DUCK MY BOY

god i love this arc's music so much

travis you're just doing the riddle me piss voice

duck is the best

JESUS CLINT

is this a real doc, or...?

oh my god it is and griffin's just reading it

justin this is going to make my week thank you in advance

griffin just jumped from hodgepodge to kravitz to maarvey in the span of three minutes and i'm just dying, thank you justin for this wonderful bit

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

leo has a nephew??? fun, another relative of a soon to be dead person to worry about :)

oh shit, does this mean this thing is outside the radius of the gate? was that one mile or ten miles, i can't remember

... oh shit that's a good point

loving the mama + madame director parallels here

griffin you're doing this on purpose, i’m on to you

ned there is no need to be this fucking shifty

"why are you being so weird" mood mama

prom night jitters

okay but how big is this statue???

duck ilu so much, also i want fanart of this whiteboard

well that's not great :|

ned sad

i think i just heard one of travis's puppies in the background ^u^

oh boy that's not fuckin great

jesus, ned has been absolutely horrible at investigation rolls this arc

this music is very good but also ominous as fuck

god that's pretty

DANI NO

... OH NO, I DO NOT LIKE WHAT THIS IS IMPLYING, VIS A VIS MAMA MAYBE NOT BEING MAMA

NED WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU TRYING TO BLACKMAIL DANI??? WHAT THE FUCK NED

well at least its not a complete failure :/

i cannot tell how much this is ned being a dipshit or clint just enjoying pontificating in ned’s voice and i'm more inclined to forgive the latter because he does have a good ass voice

"I AM ALWAYS SUPER WEIRD" yes, yes you are ned

s u s p i c i o u s l y 

NED NO YOU DUMB ASS, JUST PUT IT BACK AND COME BACK LATER FOR IT NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS!!! I HAVE NEVER BURGLED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE AND I HAVE BETTER THIEVING INSTINCTS THAN YOU

"you're a good son" aww clint, you’re a good dad

very not great!

"i forgot i was mama" ilu griffin

duck why are you trying to cover for him???

i feel like they're not panicking enough and idk if that's because they know he's fine irl or because they're just not that attached to ned :/

why do i have a feeling this'll lead back to vincent... they haven't mentioned vincent in a while and i have some suspicions about him on the back burner

i love that duck has asthma now, i need to write a fic on that

"more people more poking" ilu aubrey

nice! two weeks in a row! we'll probably get the arc's finale next week! :D

duck's scene feat. leo

"since big pizza hut came for my small business" love this

they weren't worth the luck point trav spent to save them lmao

god i love you duck

honestly i'd be comforted knowing i wouldn't die alone

oh eww :(

"looked like a real nurturer duck" 

PLEASE MAKE THAT DECISION GRIFFIN (for real tho cigarettes are disgusting and if you smoke stay 10000+ ft away from me with your cancerous fog)

jesus, leo's really kinda suicidal here isn’t he? :(

the thin man? oh fun it's from the 1930′s :o

ilu vincent, i know i’m suspicious of you but i love you

wait where was the goat joke in there???

I MADE! A GHOST!

aubrey is either earth's version of sylvain or a reincarnation of her, that's my theory and i'm sticking to it

IS... IS AUBREY THE INTERPRETER? IS THIS WHY SHE CAN READ THE LITTLE GIRL'S THOUGHTS??? IS THE LITTLE GIRL NOT THE ACTUAL INTERPRETER????? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

sacrifice? transaction? god this is so much good theory fodder

aubrey ilu my baby

there are only ten minutes left and i worry

the count gilu hotel, love it

sweet, more british accent :D

THE GINGER DEAD MAN

IS THAT HOW YOU THINK BRITISH PEOPLE PRONOUNCE "PENCHANT" GRIFFIN???

"oh my god ned!" i have the feeling they've had this argument before and i love the vibes that gives off

NICE! good roll, love it

you're giving him a shitty truck ned?????

... IS HE DYING??? IS BOYD DYING?????

"affection" these old boyfriends omg

aww :(((

HE WAS FAKING HOLY SHIT

OH HOLY SHIT, BOYD’S DEAD, OH GOD, HOLY FUCK 

WELP, I'M TERRIFIED AND ALSO SAD NOW, WHAT THE FUCK! of all the weeks to have two episodes back to back i’m really glad its these, fuck

also, quick side note, thank you guys for all the attention my post about dewey being married got! the boys have yet to address the long-term implications of specter-dewey but i hope they do eventually lmao

#taz #taz spoilers #taz amnesty #ghosty liveblogs taz

[ghosty-schnibibit]

SO HOW ABOUT THAT NEW TAZ EP

full disclosure, the back third of this liveblog is pretty much pure capslock, i just got done listening to this on two hours of sleep after having written an entire ass medieval history essay in one night along with my final in my shakespeare class at nine am today, i had a lot of emotions and just went full karkat on that shit

WE'RE PRETTY NERVOUS TOO GRIFFIN

oh no, poor justin lol

"the memes for ned have been pretty hot lately" YA DON'T SAY GRIFFY

ned you dipshit i love you

ned's been practicing his cantrips lmao

loving ned's instincts to go back to his partners

p r o f e s s o r  f i l e s

oooooh boy this is really not great, maybe don't go where everyone will probably want to kill you ned :|

G L U E Y

WAIT WHAT???

THIS IS NOT DANI, THIS IS NOT DANI

oh thank good ned has caught on

YEP DANI WASN'T DANI IN THE LODGE EITHER, CALLED IT

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS TERRIFYING

oh nice, go strategy ned!

ned as the weird uncle is a good character summation

god bless you travis for putting this much thought into this

1. pendant, 2. confusion, 3. anger

i love you my impulsive daughter so much

"it fits you perfectly" i... i am legit tearing up, holy shit, god damn griffin

huh. that's interesting. i'm gonna go on a quick little theory tangent: i think that the flamebright pendent is a missing chunk of sylvain, specifically the chunk that had the last remnants of sylvain, the entity, within it. aubrey's mom mentioned that she was wearing it when she gave birth to aubrey, right? i think the reason there's no magic in the pendant now was because it was all transferred into aubrey when she was born. she's a reincarnation of sylvain. that's my theory and i'm sticking to it.

JAKE! YAY JAKE!

"i'm sorry to cuss" JAKE MY PRECIOUS BABY BOY

are they going to barricade the lodge?

THAT'S NOT GREAT

oh jake you sweet little angel i love you

"I CAN'T REMEMBER UNLESS I'M IN THE DAMN CAR JAKE" if that is not the biggest mood i don’t know what is

correct! very good!

frasier dad energy

JOHN MULANEY

justin has so many fun stories

i love you griffin lol

i don't think its a test there rachel

NICE! go duck! :D

VERY BAD MUSIC, VERY GOOD BUT VERY BAD MUSIC

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS TERRIFYING

OH GOD IT'S THE FUCKING BLOB FROM INSIDE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW OH MY FUCKING GOD

PLEASE TELL ME DUCK AT LEAST HAS BEACON ON HIM

OH HOLY FUCK NO, HELP FARGO LADY PLEASE

i love duck so much and i am so fucking scared for him

"that worked well" god i want to listen to that mbmbam bit now

burgley :D

god that's some beautiful visuals griffin

oh no, i knew this moment was coming and i'm still not prepared

i have not felt this much emotion since the balance finale and i'm shaking

oh my god travis this is some stellar emotion

... holy shit, clint mcelroy, that was the most heart-wrenching vocal performance i have ever witnessed in my life and i'm crying for ned, holy fucking shit 

"what did you do?" i am f l o o r e d

aww boyd :'(

this level of complexity to ned as being pushed into escalating gigs he isn't comfortable with by boyd is making me so sad, i can really get all the "you ruined my life" talk from ned now

god this entire scene is just... god this is so sad

oh my god ned that is so dumb looking holy shit

... was he legit trying to warn her dad about boyd?

don't discourage this griffin i love this, i love getting ned's inner thoughts

the mental image of little eighteen y/o aubrey just grabbing a tennis racket and going to face a murderer is just... oh you poor baby :’(

"gotta be true to ned" damn clint you are so good this season

OH MY GOD NO NED DO NOT

holy shit i do not feel bad about boyd being murdered by the abomination anymore, what a monster, goddamn

jesus christ clint these rolls are so bad

"well congratulations" love the sarcasm there griffy

... he's going to hit her isn't he

where's the mom where's the mom where's the mom

OH SHIT

OH MY GOD AUBREY HOLY SHIT

JESUS THIS IS NOT GOOD, THIS IS VERY NOT GOOD

oh god ned

aubrey i'm s o b b i n g

jesus christ i was not emotionally prepared for this episode, god damn

YEP! YEP IT IS!!! I'M GONNA GO MAKE THAT TEA BECAUSE I'M VERY UPSET!!!!!

i'm so hype for rockport limited but i'm so upset still

oh dang i'll have graduated by then :o

god do i love duck newton

OH GOD THAT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE HOLY SHIT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUCK

"THAT'S ABOUT ZILCHO" I LOVE YOU DUCK YOU BRILLIANT BOY

YES USE THE LUCK TO SAVE FARGO LADY

OH NO OH NO OH NO

god i fucking love you justin mcelroy

you let aubrey do it last time griffin, let duck do it now!!!

NICE! THANK YOU DICE GODS FOR SPARRING MY BOY!!!

i love duck and i love his dynamic with literally every character he interacts with

OH NO NOT THE SPOOKY MUSIC AGAIN

LEO NO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

... is ned going to leave kepler??? oh my god

OH NOPE THAT'S THE ABOMINATION NOISE

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TERRIBLE OH MY GOD, THIS EPISODE IS SO BODY HORROR HEAVY

"WHAT DID YOU TAKE FROM ME" IT'S LOSING ITS FORM BECAUSE OF THE THING NED STOLE AT THE HOTEL, THAT'S WHY IT'S DYING, OH MY GOD, HOW DID I NOT MAKE THAT CONNECTION BEFORE

EVERYTHING YOU'RE DESCRIBING IS HORRIFYING GRIFFIN HOLY SHIT

JESUS CHRIST THAT SUDDEN VOICE CHANGE GRIFFIN

i am so worried about ned 

"it doesn't make sense to the spider when you step on it" JESUS CHRIST GRIFFIN

... i am not liking the way he just paused there. i am not liking the way he's acting like he knows what's going to happen. reeeally not liking the implication that maybe indrid is linked to this somehow

NICE, NICE, NICE, GO NED! GO NED! GO NED!

YEEEEEAH, GO NED!!!!!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRIFFIN

OH MY GOD, THIS IS ALL HAPPENING BEFORE IT GOT TO DUCK, I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE A MAP OF THE TIMELINE OF THIS EPISODE BECAUSE I'M SO CONFUSED

griffin you have put me through the ringer tonight you do not get to kill leo on me after all this shit you've done to me this episode

"say you're sorry first!" god i fucking love duck newton with all my heart

OH NO, OH GOD LEO'S GOING TO DIE

"i don't think i'm going to do the obvious one" you mean killing leo

WAIT WOULD DUCK HAVE DIED IF HE HADN'T LEVELED UP JUST THEN?????

NOOOOOOOOOO LEO HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK THEY'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO NOT DIE WITHOUT FORMS??? OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON?????

whenever griffin says "we see" i get scared

MINERVA :DDDDD

EVERYTHING IS SAD AND HORRIBLE AND TERRIFYING BUT AT LEAST WE GOT MINERVA BACK

#ghosty liveblogs taz #taz spoilers #taz #taz amnesty #the adventure zone #I'M STILL FREAKING OUT AND IT'S BEEN LIKE HALF AN HOUR #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA