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ikaroony · 1 year
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I googled fish-based alternatives to cuss words and there weren’t any, so here’s my list:
holy [f*ck/sh*t/etc] - holy mackerel
omg - oh my gar
oh sh*t - oh sharks
d*mn - dab
G**d*mn - ghost shark
d*ck - dace
motherf*cker - mudsucker
a**hole - algae eater
c*nt - cusk
f*ck - frogfish
f*cking - flying *(as in flying fish)*
f*cking - flipping (when not combined with a fish)
sk*nk - skate
sl*t - slimy scuplin
wh*re - weever
[c*ck/d*ck]sucker - sharksucker
sh*thead - sheepshead
b*astard - basslett
also, for insults saying “you [negative adjective] [descriptive adjective] [any fish species]” also works:
you dirty little pupfish
you disgusting incoherent goldfish
you nasty blonde minnow-lover
you stupid short-sided pufferfish
you dim-witted pale marlin
hope this helps!! please reblog with more :3
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pixlokita · 5 months
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ah, i see.
(i won't deny, i had this image in my head of Burntrap having one foot on Vanessa's back and pulling her wings out of her complete with the sort of horrified screams such an act would create)
This reminds me :Tc of something very specific? Was it MLP =w= hm but yeah- OW? That sound so painful (・´ω`・) I can’t bring myself to draw it as much as I love body horror and gore and stuff >> Vanessa don’t deserve that 🥲 the most gore this AU is gonna get is probably pulling feathers or broken wings at most TTwTT
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everybodyshusband · 10 months
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[this whole ask assumes that I didn't mix you up with someone else and you are indeed Australian lmfao]
do you find that most people in the fandom on tumblr are in the us or similar (timezones wise), and your dash is dead at certain times (mainly when they are in bed)? Because I just joined not too long ago, and I'm getting that impression, but it could just be me!
i am australian, you’ve got the right person, don’t worry, haha !
yep, that is something i also realised very quickly after joining the fandom :( although, i have noticed that with all the different timezones in the usa, there is sometimes a chance that one of the people i follow will be out and about when no one else seems to be ! but overall, yes, the majority of the people i follow are always asleep when i’m on tumblr, haha
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parameddic · 1 year
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hi anyway i have been having a really bad past 2 months because my stress levels have been like 800x higher than normal including. one of those months in its entirety i just 24/7 lived in a v triggering situation, it was literally in my home, and i could not escape from it. and i have not been v nice to the people around me including asking a Lot for reassurance and being much less secure-attachment than i normally like to be, pls take this as if we've been good we're still good I just. was struggling a lot for 2 months, it is over now (?) i believe and i am getting back to being able to have coping skills, sorry i did not give warning in advance I. really got blindsided by these two months. i have been way happier this past few days (this ended like. Tuesday) bc it is over! and i am free! i actually have mostly blanked on the 2 months i was Shocked to find out it was almost may. that's. that's the only disclaimer i will make
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decemberelegy · 1 year
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apocalypta-secundus · 9 months
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what type of villain are you?
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the mastermind
everything is a game for you, and being the winner is the only possibility that you can consider. people are nothing but mere tools for you, and you don’t hesitate to throw them out once you used them. be careful, because this throne is not a place where you want to let your guard down.
Tagged by: @historias-multorum
Tagging: @all-consumingfear, @agnessmadness (Askin), @ichigokurosaki, @icybreaths, @baiika (Aizen)
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deathfavor · 1 year
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WHAT COLOUR DOES YOUR LOVE FEEL LIKE?
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deep, staining red
Ripped out confessions, warm velvety whispers and a heart like an open wound. Your love flows out like dripping blood, beautiful, flawed and twisted. It's gut wrenching, the type of painfully dramatic feeling that makes you clutch your chest, picturing dramatic monologues about love and loving and big screen over the top scenes of sobbing into your pillow until you fall asleep. It rips out of you, clawing it's way up your throat more so than tumbling out. Sticky words that just need to be let out, feelings so big they don't fit inside you. Your love isn't easy, it's a true bloody mess, dripping and staining everything it touches in a desperate attempt to be seen, to be felt, to be loved back. And you, you love so hard, so deeply, so much for someone who carries all that pain. Atlas holding up the world, how are you? Is your love still flowing? Is your heart still open? Still pumping and bleeding and dripping with blood and tears? Still painting your beautiful pictures and writing your love letters in deeply personal red ink? Because I see them, I read them, I love them and you, you, you, you. Clench your chest, scream your love, cry it out. Spill your words of loving, keep your heart beating, keep your love coming and paint the entire world red with it. Make it in your image, keep going, it's okay. Maybe one day the whole world can be red and loved and beautiful just like you.
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dark stormy blue
Sinking ships, raging seas and tumultuous hearts, love isn't easy for you. It's a struggle, a constant inner fight of should I? Can I? Do I? Feelings are hard and they rumble inside you in a dissatisfied mess that begs to be let out. Your heart screams and cries inside you and you... You can't, you won't. You're scared. And love is scary, it's hard and sometimes it just doesn't work out. People leave, people hurt, people change their minds. And you and your cold stormy heart yearn for the calmness, for the distance, to be allowed and able to simply not feel. And yet, you do. It rages, it fights and storms inside you and you try to keep it down, keep it quiet, to feel pretending not to. It's the burn of childhood friends growing apart, of parents that aren't quite there, of relationships that burn out. So you snuff it down with water, cold and calming and blue, blue, blue. But being loved by you is blue too, just not in that way. It's the soothing, embracing feeling of floating, the moment when you sink down bellow the waves and become one with the water, with everything. It's the balance, the dramatic yet calming sound of waves that crash against a rocky shore. You're the good and the bad, the violence of the storm and the watery peace right after. You're the blue, blue feeling and loving you is watery tears, yelled confessions that no one will hear and burying your feelings in a deep watery grave never to be found out about. Your love is dark stormy blue, it's vast and deep and all encompassing, it's safety in the surface of danger, it's trusting the unruly abyss and yet I'd gladly risk drowning just to feel what it's like being loved by you.
i stole this from my old blog when i did chrollo’s, so feel free to take it! 
Chrollo’s under the cut bc, well i did his before.
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cold stark gold
Fireworks, borrowed lighters and sparklers against a dark backdrop, yours is a love that burns stark and bright. It's scary though, like things that burn always tend to be, but for you it isn't the thrill of the open flames that gives pause and a slight stomach drop of terror, but rather the time when the flames go out, the sparkler ends and the night is cold and dark once again. Fireworks, borrowed lighters, a striken match, your love burns bright and fast and then maybe it passes, maybe the feeling dies out and you're left in the cold once again. And that's the feeling isn't it? Of being bored and waiting for someone to light you up again? To be fair, you do know you don't need it, but then again we don't often crave the things we need. And you crave and yearn and burn in the wait, restless in the knowledge that at some point someone will pass and rub you the right way, that some day you'll light up the night sky bright yet again. There's comfort in the darkness and solace in the predictable loneliness of the in between, but your heart still squirms inside you, waiting and willing and begging to burn up again. Your love might not be comfort, it's not one for the sick days, but then again, there's a reason why everyone waits for the shining lights in the sky during holidays.
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tigeri102 · 11 months
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Hi there! I found your blog from reddit while looking for posts about how to grow a tumblr community as an artist (I used to be a regular here like 10 years ago, but I don't even use the email I had back then so I'm back fully from scratch). Any tips that you'd give to a newbie? ^^
oh ! henlo welcome to hell \o/ ill be real tho i truly have little to nothing you dont already seem to have figured out lmao. i dont know anything about community-building and i never have im just here to vibe 🙏
your theme, art, use of tags etc are all lovely fwiw !! but im no expert on getting any real mileage out of this site i just post bullshit all day baybee
edit oops i actually came up with a handful of tips while rambling in the tags and im too lazy to move em to the body text lmao but godspeed
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teamfortresstwo · 8 months
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//JM CRITICAL
“It’s puritanical to call J/nmartin toxic” “it’s the apocalypse of course things’ll be that way” “oh but it’s canon!” 1) It’s puritanical to act like no ship you enjoy can be toxic. Also, no we weren’t expecting it to be healthy. But the fact is, it’s framed as if it *is* healthy. And that not only brings down the ship but the tragic narrative as a whole! 2) While it does make the toxicity more reasonable, that doesn’t change the fact that they *arent* good for eachother. ESPECIALLY when we don’t see anything that would suggest they’d be better in a calmer scenario. We don’t get to see that calmer scenario! They interact twice in the tunnels and yes it is cute, but even then M/rtin finds a way to bring up his disdain for J/n’s monsterhood!! 3) Canon ships can suck bad. Even when you like the authors of a piece of media, you need to be able to acknowledge when they’ve made bad decisions in that media.
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mechahero · 1 year
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what horror trope are you?
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the haunted house 
decrepit and falling apart at the seams; time has not been kind to you, has it? termites have nestled in your bones, and stray cats find comfort in your sinews. you may be victim to time and erosion, but your abandoned corpse remains a refuge for unwanted things. vermin and ghosts thank you. what greater kindness can there be than offering shelter?
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theloveinc · 1 year
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I think Bakugou and Izuku sit in a room with you to keep you company for MLP but end up forming strong opinions on the characters lol
Oh absolutely, and can you blame them?????? I honestly, truly believe you could get anyone that way because the show is just that....... nice.
(besides, they have a bunch of real violence going on in their lives... they need and deserve to watch sweet, calming things when they're home)
anyway, deku admits he likes watching the show w/ you after like ... 4 episodes, and bakugo.... probably never admits it LOL but gets invested instantly even if it does take three seasons for him to really settle down and actually watch with his eyes (instead of falling asleep)...
but i've thought about it already and:
bakugo likes rainbow dash and twilight the best, and he's problematic about it too bc a lot of the friendship lessons he doesn't agree with the solutions LMFAOOO and just wants them to succeed. also kind of a starlight hater bc he's holding a grudge... and i can't decide whether he'd like or hate fluttershy. either way would definitely beat discord's ass (applejack is his third favorite).
and deku likes all the ponies, but his faves are applejack and rarity... and he'd go to the ends of the earth defending her adfnakdjf. it's funny bc in the same vein, u can tell rainbow dash is his least fave, but he'd never actually say that out loud. he just gets pouty @ all her behavior. he's a starlight enjoyer tho and LOL a cadence and shining armor fan, too.... which is kinda... okay.
ANYWAY LOL idk if they'd go around talking about it to their friends, but you're so right. SO RIGHT. and also maybe this is just me, but i can imagine Bakugo wearing one of these as a joke:
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magioffire · 1 year
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assigned tarot:
the sun light follows behind your heels. the daylight yields to your shining face. it is difficult to compare such radience to anything but the sun. bright and warm, people seem to gravitate toward you for your neverending optimism and the positivity you exude. but it tires you, doesn't it? the constant smiles, the ceaseless extension of yourself? does it not make you burn? do not allow yourself to fizzle out.
/ NUMBER: 19 / UPRIGHT: positivity, fun, warmth, success, vitality / REVERSED: inner child, feeling down, overly optimistic
the tower where is the line between awakening and self destruction? is it thin? are you walking toward it? on it? already too far gone? there is nothing more disheartening than trying to find yourself, only to learn that you detest the person you've been looking for. can i tell you a secret? you are allowed to love yourself. required to, even. how can you go forward without it? make no mistake– it is not easy. but it is essential. you will get there, and it will be warm.
/ NUMBER: 16 / UPRIGHT: sudden change, upheaval, chaos, revelation, awakening / REVERSED: personal transformation, fear of change, averting disaster
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faerociousbeast · 1 year
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i do not care for drama whatsoever but if anyone needs to like. vent or something i will try my utmost to support 🫂
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wheucto · 2 years
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i wonder if there are characters in the inanimate insanity universe that're kinda similar to steve cobs. like, maybe not that person from history (i'm pretty sure steve jobs did not kidnap alien children in order to use their souls in technology), but fulfills a similar role to them?
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rebootz · 1 year
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Alice was once one of B.renner’s subjects, given the number 010. She had the ability to bring anything she could imagine to life, and it was once quite a beautiful display of power, calling the place she pulled these 'imaginary' people and things from “W.onderland”. The longer she was stuck in the lab and subject to his experimentation, however, the more it began to twist and warp her W.onderland.
( tw for uh ... usual s.tranger t.hings behavior and i guess go look up a.merican m.cgee's a.lice games and come back to me idk just very dark fjdhksfhjkd )
Over time, she started to retreat into herself, becoming unresponsive to not only the tests and puzzles she was assigned, but to B.renner and to even her peers. She’d only say that she was “escaping to W.onderland” in these times of her silence and solitude. The final time she retreats to W.onderland, she finds it's all turned into something horrific, directly reflecting her mental state at this point. It’s all fallen apart and all her friends have turned against her, and in her desperation to escape and come back to reality she accidentally creates and falls into a small gate directly to the U.pside D.own. So, she spends years learning to live, or rather to survive, in the U.pside D.own. It’s not until the arrival of another child in 1983 that she believes she might finally a way out of here, but she keeps her distance from the boy so as not to scare him any further. She does, however, keep him as safe as she can from a distance, luring the monsters away from him.
When the boy is saved by who she can only assume are his parents, Alice tails as closely behind as she can without detection. She knows, however, that she can't follow directly behind them. She knows that doing so will only lead to those at the lab grabbing her again. So she braves one more night in the U.pside D.own, and then she opens the gate herself and escapes silently the next day.
Despite the terrors she’s experienced, she does consider herself lucky to have been stranded in the U.pside D.own for so long. All searches for her were surely called off by now, or they’d simply assumed that she had perished and pronounced her dead. That, and she’d be almost unrecognizable now. She was 12, only a child when she got lost : she’s 17 now, going on to adulthood. So many years lost to the horrors, but, that is the price of freedom.
This allows Alice to achieve her desire of having as normal of a life as she possibly can. She’s adopted by the Liddell family with little to no questions asked, as all they see is a young, traumatized girl, obviously one who had gone through something terrible. They will say that she is their niece that they've taken in following the passing of an estranged, distant sibling. And so with that, she gets to go to school, she gets to live as normal of a teenage life as she possibly can muster and does her best to forget the past. She'd even swear off ever using her powers again, but it will eventually become evident that this cannot remain true as the U.pside D.own continues to spill into the real world. Especially after her family are flayed in the summer of '85. Luckily, she is old enough now to care for herself, but it doesn’t make it any easier. The trouble is : the more she dips into the ruins of W.onderland, the more she uses her power in a silent attempt to help, the more she loses touch with reality. There are some days where the lines blur and she’s not quite sure what to believe.
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While W.onderland and the U.pside Down exist independently of each other, her abilities and the corruption of her internal W.onderland have leaked into the U.pside D.own, just as she finds that the d.emogorgons and other such beasts leaked into her W.onderland. Things from her W.onderland can even leak into H.awkins at times if she isn’t careful.
Since she isn’t tryna use her powers at all she does try to dismiss all the weird shit happening post her escape in season 1 through season 3, and then blames herself for the death of her parents when they’re flayed. She is assigned to a psychiatrist (Dr. B.umby -_-) after their deaths to address the trauma, as it can be assumed by outsiders that losing her parents a second time within such a short span would be impossible to bear. When she decides that she'll open up and finally reveal the truth about everything ; her powers, B.renner, the U.pside D.own, etc. B.umby deems her insane, and there is an attempt to send her directly to an asylum. She fears and detests the idea of being locked up again, obviously, and uses her powers then and there once more in defense. It kills him, and she thinks surely now they'll take her away for good, so she makes quick work of making it seem as though it was a heart attack that had led to his demise. It's suspicious though, but with little to no evidence she could have done something, there's not much else to be done. An eye is kind of kept on her though. Weird chick, weird sudden appearance in H.awkins, etc. etc. She just. Wants to be normal tho :(
and yes i AM giving her plot armor due to i don't want to send her to the asylum i want to write her with you guys jfhdskfhdsk i can do whatever i want you literally can't stop me whatEVER whatever. considering source material and how i still want it all to resemble it i have done THE BEST THAT I CAN!
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ooklet · 2 years
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welcome to nightvale still fucking sucks btw
if you forgot about the apache tracker storyline or think it came from a position of well intentions, this is your reminder that when the creators were approached about it by real native ppl (not white ones magically turned into natives), one of them had a white boy temper tantrum on twitter, completely shut down the conversation, never apologized or addressed it again, and did nothing to dissuade other white ppl from wearing super inappropriate apache tracker “cosplay” to in person events in the form of headdresses lol
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