#until 90 years later

[silly-sinful]

Down on your knees, you don't look so tall.

#hazbin hotel fanart #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer #god i love them #just imagine a deal before death #right after Alastor forgets about it #until 90 years later

[starlightseraph]

3 minutes into episode 2 of the x-files and oh my lord the tension between these two.

#i’ve heard this show described as straightbaiting #i can already feel it #the x files #x files #my mum went crazy over it in the 90s #i didn’t exist until over 10 years later lol #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[gritsandbrits]

I watched the roger corman aladdin last night....

Predictably it was bad. Not only did it rip off Disney's Aladdin but also their beauty and the beast, AND The Pagemaster. And bill and ted. I am so serious.

The MC's name is Paige and she's a bookworm! Bit on the nose and that's coming from someone who named her descendants oc Paige lol

To the surprise of no one, she's a ripoff of Belle right down to having the intro song be about how weird she is. Surprised they didn't add a jock character who tries to force Paige to date him. The only differences (besides time periods and hair) is Paige is a lot more shy than the assertive Belle.

Her design is pretty adorbs though, stealing it for a future OC princess design :D

This is supposed to be scheherazade btw...

She was the original hero of the Arabian Nights story yet in this movie she's a odd mix between Jafar & Maleficent. Also she sounds like susan Sarandon. And because I don't care about this movie enough to hide spoilers, she gets redeemed at the end...by LOBOTOMY

I've read more than a few comments compare them to a (bad) belle x aladdin or self insert fanfiction. Surprised they didn't make them a couple.

Like Aladdin in this movie also has the princess but she isn't given a name and her only personality is being scared. Princess Jasmine she is NOT!

Oh and at the end Paige does end up meeting a lookalike implied to be Aladdin's descendant. How does that work?

The bulk of the movie is simultaneously chaotic and boring. There's a musical scene where several fictional characters fight over their blonde waifu should read first and some other stuff.

There's this one scene where the heroes land in 16th century England and meet Henry VIII except he's skinny at that point.

Apparently him being skinny is a negative change in the timeline so our heroes FORCE henry to eat as much food as possible and he blows up like a balloon. Instead of you know, NATURALLY letting him gain weight. Huh? And how does this ultimately affect history. And if you REALLY know history you could have tried to help his wives.

AND THERE'S A SONG ABOUT KING HENRY THE EIGHT DOING FEEDERISM IN ORDER TO RESTORE THE TIMELINE WHAT.

The middle segments involved pirates and Blackbeard, it was alright.

NOT ANOTHER CHARACTER OVERWEIGHT BEING USED AS A PLOT POINT WHAT IS WITH THIS MOVIE & FATPHOBIA

AND THEY MADE HER SKINNY TOO TO "FIX" THE TIMELINE INSTEAD OF ALLOWING HER TO ACCEPT HER TRAITS AS IS.

A WHOLE NEW SWIRRRL! WE REPLACED CANON WITH A WHITE GIRRRL! WE DIDN'T COPY YOU WE SWEAR IT'S TRUE WE HOPE YOU DON'T FIND OUT AND TRY TO SUUUUEEE!

You know those *bad* fanfics where the canon love interest has all their moments taken by the OC? Well that what happens to the Jasmine equivalent. She doesn't even get a name.

So at the end Paige meets a new guy named "Alan" and LO AND BEHOLD HE ALSO GOT GLASSES SEE! THEY DO HAVE CHEMISTRY AFTER ALL!

So yeah, that was a 1 hr 21 min and 17 seconds I want back. On the bright side this does give me an idea for my oc Princess movie - a next gen that serves as Aladdin 5!

#aladdin and the adventure of all time #ripoff #movies #animation #2000s #90s #yeah tagged it 90s becayse the movie started production in 1994 and didnt get completed until SIX YEARS LATER #you can tell because the characters wear outfits dated by the start of the millennium #aladdin

[sage-nebula]

I'm really glad that Sega has allowed Amy to move out of her harassment phase re: her crush on Sonic, because the way she was written back in the late 90s / 00s with regards to her crush on him is not only uncomfortable and not okay behavior (continuing to push yourself on someone after they've said "no" isn't okay even when you're a girl pushing yourself on a boy), but was also really detrimental to her character. Not only did it give people a negative impression of her (her obsessing over Sonic being her boyfriend / marrying her is remembered more often by casual fans than her actual stories in those games), but it also runs contrary to the fact that Amy has always been a kindhearted, compassionate, empathetic person. We see her compassion and empathy with other characters in those same games (wanting to save Birdie from Gamma, reminding Shadow of his actual promise to Maria, helping Cream and Big find Chocola and Froggy), so to then have her turn right around and completely ignore Sonic's feelings / boundaries because of her crush is just . . . bad. It's a bad look, and bad writing. And I don't hold it against her, any more than I hold instances of Tails having bad writing against him. These are fictional characters, they're beholden to their writers. But it's still not great and I'm really glad that Sega has realized that having Amy harass Sonic isn't funny or cute, and has instead allowed her to treat him like she does the rest of her friends: with the kindness, compassion, and empathy she's known for.

#not rebloggable bc i know how this fandom is & i don't care for the discourse #but i was just rewatching some Heroes cutscenes and y i k e s #Amy being like ''just give up! you're not getting out of marrying me now!'' before Team Rose attacks Team Sonic is like . . . jeez #it's not a great look! #a lot of this was a product of its time; anime from that time period did a lot with ''girl pursues guy no matter how much he tells her no #and this is seen as OK bc teehee women are weaker than men and therefore ineffectual threats'' #see also: Sakura pursuing Sasuke - although decades later she never grew out of that & in her post-canon novel has the ''epiphany'' #that she will continue to push herself on him until his ''no'' turns into a ''yes'' #so needless to say that i am SO. FUCKING. GLAD. that Sega got their heads out of their asses & didn't go that route w/ Amy #i would still prefer Sonic to always remain single bc I'm an aroace Sonic truther - but at least we won't be in a timeline where #Amy just ''wore him down'' - bc she hasn't harassed him like that for years now. she calmed down & they have a friendship #so if they DO make the ship overt it'll be bc she calmed down so Sonic was able to develop feelings naturally #versus she wore him down with the harassment. & her behavior in the 90s / aughts games WAS harassment #but back then it was considered cute & funny in anime (bc again - girls aren't threatening teehee /gag) so. it was what it was #i'm just glad things are different now

[shipaholic]

I will be over the moon if we get an orchestral reprise of A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square in s2. <3

#good omens #good omens 2 #fun fact: me at 12 reading Good Omens in the late '90s #got to that line in the book #and despite being generally oblivious and lightly pickled in 90s homophobia #immediately assumed Crowley and Aziraphale were an item #because I knew the lyrics to A Nightingale Sang and there was just no other way to interpret it as far as I was concerned #it wasn't until years later I learned Terry and Neil had had no clue what the lyrics were except the bit about angels dining at the Ritz

[mrfoox]

The fact I refuse to confront/inform the people who have basically ruined my mental state and my ability to function bc that would make them feel bad is honestly bonkers

#miranda talking shit #I cant say id be having a good and normal life if i wasnt abused as a young child but im 90% sure I'd not have this must trouble #Id still have my autistic and add problems but my anxiety and depression would definitely be a lot better #Its... Insane. That my older brothers probably have no idea how much they have actually ruined my life/mental state from such an earlh age #As 4 yrs old... Hell they might not even remember it or even think it was a 'big deal'. I know my second oldest brother probably falls into #The latter. I know now that they both most likely have undiagnosed adhd/autism and they used me as a way to act out/feel better #But being told youre stupid. Fat. Ugly. Useless from the age of 4 like... I cant stress how much it have ruined my self image #Ive tried to build confidence in myself and love myself since my teens and i can barely say im 'avarge' without doubting it #Like they also hit me but that's nothing compared to the mental torture i had to go through on an almost daily basis #Funniest thing is that bc it happened/started when i was so young i didnt think it was... Bad or weird or abnormal. #I started crying when my parents told me to go tell my brothers it was dinner time. I was terrified of knocking on their doors #I still to this day 20 years later am still incredibly uncomfortable and anxious talking with them and i havent been able to make much of #An relationship with them bc of it. Im scared to say anything to them even if its simple shit. And men/boys in general ive thus been #Terrified of since i was young. Once again i thought it was normal to mistrust and be scared of men until i was in my teens #I wish i could hate them i wish i could be angry i wish i had someone to blame #But no my brain is too nice and give excuses to them. Their actions are excused. They have ruined me mentally but thats not their fault #Fuck that might be true but they were still 6 and 11 years older than me. I didnt have a chance to protect myself in any way #I wish someone saw i wasnt okay. I wish someone understood that i wasnt well. I wish someone saw me. #Negative #Abuse

[variousqueerthings]

im the mash anon im living but i had to slow down cause of school and im scared to finish season 3 :(

trapper wanting to adopt that little boy and going full dad mode????

and theres something about henry's relationship with trapper and hawkeye that really tugs at my heart

I also love radar so much such a cutie patootie

AHAAAA you're still around!

finishing s3 and moving into s4 is like pulling off a plaster: as my beloved @mimupf can testify I was babbling and screaming throughout the backhalf of s3 until it ended and I could suddenly exhale and it wasn't actually at all like taking off a plaster, because afterwards I was sad... cannot deny that I was quite sad

HOWEVER it was a good sadness -- strong emotional catharsis sadness, especially as I went into s4 and saw a lot of the new pieces beginning to slot into their respective narrative places

I was watching MASH quite intuitively as if I was reading a book, rather than serialised TV -- that is s1-3 as the prologue, s4-7/8 as the main building and bulk, s8/9-11 as a series of fallouts and conclusions and landings, and then Goodbye Farewell and Amen as both the end and the epilogue

All this to say, if you're looking at it like that you're still in the prologue buddy! You've got the whole next part of the story ahead of you! (and it's quite a good one, in my opinion)

#❤ anon #no rush of course -- some people watched this one over the course of 11 years after all #(and some people -- germany -- apparently watched one episode in the 90s followed by a TERRIBLE #dub of the finale and didn't even get the rest of the show until x time later) #MASH

[dmumt]

help meeee just saw a tweet that was like "you can talk to junmyeon about anything like fashion, travel, health etc even shipping and BL" i died a bit

#EVEN BL flashbacks to exo 90 2014 ep 4 #tbh he wasn't wrong that mv had a gay plot you just had to know what you were looking for.... i know what you are kjm..... #if he could recognise homosexuality there then i wonder what he thought of the let me in mv.... #im shoomy agreeing with him until jd piped up wearing his 3d glasses being like you're too much so he had to laugh it off 😭 #the parallels to xiuchen on kiss the radio years later . anyway #anyway the tweet was so funny to me i've already lost it but im gonna go get bubble to ask junmy what he thinks of macdennis #.txt

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

it's funny how my outlook has shifted from

"i got basically the best start in life, being born to white, academically educated, loving parents, in West Germany in the 90s"

to

"there was literally no way i wasn't gonna emerge out of that life traumatised, as a neurodivergent, queer, and sensitive person"

and i think honestly 2 things can be true at the same time. i grew up in privilege and it fucked me up in a delicate and difficult to articulate way. my parents did the best they could with the information they had at the time; they still messed me up.

as I've learned about trauma and trauma responses, I recognise a lot of my behaviour as trauma response, even behaviour that's been a key part of me since before I started struggling in school. (The onset of my more visible, more obvious trauma.)

I just keep thinking about my personality being in close proximity to my parents, as a tiny baby, their first, when they were younger than I am now and likely overwhelmed and stressed out. I was an "easy baby", I would let them sleep through the night early, I was happy and smiley often from early on.

It could just be that that's who I am as a person, intrinsically. Passive, sweet, not wanting to be a nuisance.

But, knowing my brain, (not remembering early infancy stuff but still knowing that this is the same brain with its ridiculous ability to learn things extremely fast and hold on to the lesson for life) I can very easily imagine a situation where I cried for attention and noticed my parents being annoyed at that. A situation where I noticed patterns, for example mum is always annoyed if I cry late at night so I'll suck it up until the morning.

Can babies do that? It doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility, given the frankly stupid amount of control I have over my impulses, especially as someone with ADHD. Knowing how sensitive I am, knowing how fast I learn. Knowing how much I thrive off positive responses, how early did I learn that smiling gave positive responses and crying didn't?

It's a whole clusterfuck. Someone like me could have ended up on the receiving end of much worse abuse. Someone like me in a more destructive household could have either turned tough and uncaring, or died long before they reached my current age.

I still got probably one of the better starts in life, all things considered.

But damn, it hurts to think about this in detail.

#i think for someone like me it's kind of just inherently traumatising to grow up in this society #i think ive known that it's all wrong for a really long time and so much of my loneliness and depression as a young child and teen #can be explained by that #my parents did their fucking best given that they are people #with their own traumas and issues #doing an imperfect but well intentioned job of raising a sensitive child in our current society #a queer child who was young during the 90s and 2000s #it was not a great time to be alive im not even gl #but hey. i made it. im here. i make my own life #i call my own shots and i will refuse to let my trauma define me #and i will refuse to hold it against my parents until i grow bitter #my parents did their best!!!!! #it isn't their fault. this society isn't their fault #i need a tag for my own rambles #it explains why i never wanted to speak up about being bullied in school. why my parents didn't find out until years later #complaining is a nuisance and id rather not #I'm tired

[snail-speed]

Honestly I’d stomach the term Latinx much better if people didn’t constantly make up fake origin stories to justify it being The Only Correct Word (TM)

#like guys it was made by puerto rican internet users in the 90’s #it later got the attention of a small scientific paper and wouldn’t explode in popularity until years later #it wasn’t made in the middle of queer protests #it wasn’t made by le cool feminists #and it WASNT MADE BY MEXICAN INDIGENOUS GROUPS OH MY GOD I HATE THAT ONE #WHICH INDIGENOUS GROUP ASSHOLES??? WHICH NATIVE LANGUAGE USES X????

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#hhhh my body is tired. i couldnt sleep and then my day was upside down and i spent 4hrs transfering algae #i still have 1 work day until i go home. which is to say i will do 2 days of computer work and 1 day of manual labor in the field before i #go home. bc i have to get these fucking manuscripts done #but i guess it was an ok day. it wasnt yesterday where i left the lab by 12 for fear of bursting into tears. sometimes i just cant stand to #work sitting down. its really annoying #but i did have to say goodbye to our visiting phd student today bc she goes back to spain in the new year #which is sad bc shes really cool but she liked to do snail mail so im excited to be pen pals with her #bc ive never done the snail mail thing. shes like 5 to 10 years older than me? like old enough to have fully formed memories of the 90s #hhhh i still have to order Christmas presents. i just. i wish i could stop the present exchange. no body buy me anything so i dont have to #buy u anything. im so tired. #and i still have to make Christmas presents for my parents and sisters. with what time? #ill have to burn away my vacation time for that. hhhh i shoulf just sleep now #but i wont. ill pack bc i might as well while im being unproductive and i wont make time for it later so ya kno #i just wanna be home not doing anything but also i have many things to do and lots of things to prepare before i can do school visits #assuming i get more than one. and oh fuck thats right i still have that last application. tomorrow morning thsts what ill do. god dammit #the 4 hrs of algae transfering was my break and me being unfocused now #just 3 more days and 2 full day of traveling then i can whine at my parents abt how sad i am lol nah ill do that thing where u go #haha yea im in a lot of pain lmao so no one fully takes u seriously even tho ur saying something fucked up #that my mo bc i cant take my pain seriously. part of my brain detaches itself and thinks its all v funny #bleh. brain is goo #unrelated

[annoyinglibra]

.

#okay no doubt about it now my mom has made sure she either makes me eggs or buys me a couple donuts every day this past week #she def thinks my ED is back #it’s very kind of her to look out for me but at the same time reminding me of highschool (and a when I was an even younger adult) #feels super shitty #esp because she didn’t even try to wake me up today before bringing me the food. it is literally just like back then #being aware that not eating causes exhaustion and buying or making me food that will be inedible quickly so that I hurry to eat #and can’t just ‘save it for later’ indefinitely or until ‘I forget’ about it #augh. #tw ed #I’ll have to make a point of when I eat in the future around her #she’s honestly right that I’m not eating a lot but it’s because I’ve been depressed #not an anorexia relapse #okokok yes they’re comorbid things BUT I’m 90% sure it’s not happening #if anything it’s just been triggering for her to do this #and I hope it’s not a relapse because it’s been so many years now #edit: this is gonna drive me crazy I just should go back to bed asap

[asakurahaos]

im so exhausted even laying in bed feels like too much work

#i had covid in january and ive felt off ever since #my pulse was constantly 90+; walking made it go over a 100 easily #i would sometimes randomly feel like i have no air even when doing nothing #and i was constantly super tired #then in april i had something again - idk if it was the flu or covid again or some random virus or bacteria #and all the symptoms i had before got worse #it happened gradually so i didnt even notice until a few weeks ago when i was laying in bed w my heart rate at 106 #feeling like i have no air and exhausted to the point i had to get help to get out of bed #me being me and not wanting to worry mom i was like 'so hey do you think you could do some blood tests for me?' #i told her that i wasnt feeling bad just feeling off and not like myself #(i told her my exhaustion was due to having a depressive episode which is true so i wasnt *completely* lying) #my tests came back and my vitamin d and iron lvls are extremely low #ive been taking vit d supplements every other day since march. with that its under the lower limit. idk what it would be like if i didnt #take them #i looked up the symptoms of lack of iron/vit d later and literally everything ive been feeling can be explained by it #even my depression #it started getting worse in may last year and rn im at a low that i havent experienced in 6 years #turns out it might be bc of dumb covid

[xanaxspritz]

ʜᴏᴡ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴊᴊᴋ ᴍᴀɴ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇꜱ: ᴀ ᴄᴜᴍ ᴀɴᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ.

thank u @slvttyplum for encouraging me to finish this <3

cw: cum fetish lol afab!reader, chubby!reader

ɢᴏᴊᴏ

thin and milky. selfishly, he prefers cumming on your face, smearing his fat tip across your lip, milking every last drop out to paint your pretty face. he is highkey into cum play, and will takes pictures of your cum covered face (with your consent of course!) to save for later.

ɢᴇᴛᴏ

fairly thick. he loves giving backshots so 90% of the time its on your ass. however the times when it's its not on your ass he loves watching you swallow every last drop of his essence. he has you trained to swallow every time his cock his down your throat.

ᴛᴏᴊɪ

thick and potent. this father of the year's seed is most likely to get you pregnant. his breeder balls are heavy and big, just full of so much cum ready to unload inside you. when he fucks you can feel his balls slamming against you. he prefers not wear a condom because he claims that they're "too small" for him no matter the size.

ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ

opaque and milky. unsurprisingly, the thought of having a family with you turns him on, so he likes to finish inside you whenever he can. he never thought he was enjoy such an irresponsible act until he met you, with you're wide hips and full breasts. you were the definition of breakable material.

ᴄʜᴏꜱᴏ

thin and pearly. but when we cums, he cums a lot, kind of like a fountain. this man whimpers and moans like crazy when he reaches the finish line and is always apologizing for the mess he's made :(

#jjk smut #jjk choso #choso kamo #jjk nanami #geto suguru #nanami kento #choso x reader #jjk x reader #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen toji #jjk toji #jjk geto #toji fushiguro

[maddy-ferguson]

why did i just see a swiss woman brag about the fact that direct democracy granted her the right to vote and say that it was way better to get it that way when women only got the right to vote IN THE 70S. IN THE 90S IN SOME PARTS OF THE COUNTRY

#girl fuck democracy #if we listened to the majority always the death penalty would have never been abolished i think most people are still in favor of it FORTY #YEARS LATER like it's never coming back move on #she literally said 'at least our men voted for it' girl fuck your men some of them kept you from voting UNTIL THE 90s? #that's actually insane. 1944 is already late #THE FUCKING 90S? #if you're pro-death penalty and you're reading this know that i have no respect for you🙏 yeah #and like i say: brf slt

[wanderingandfound]

So on one hand rereading all this MCU fic does make me wanna finish, edit, and publish the fic I had so much inspiration for back in, oh, summer of 2016. On the other hand, it turns out I just completely forgot about some characters from AoS, which is fine because I don't need them in my fic, but like this is just reminding me of how I don't really wanna rewatch that show.

#Problem: My fic is a crossover from the Iron Man movies (love the bots) and the Thor movies (love all the non-fridging parts) but there's a #side fic that is a Howlies family reunion. Which means Captain America movies‚ Agent Carter show and short‚ like two seasons of AoS (Tripp #lives‚ duh) and the Iron Man movies. #Like..... #I wish I was innately good at voice so I didn't feel the need to study. #Forever mad that the MCU did NOTHING about all the 90 year olds Steve would have known in the 2010s except to make us cry over Peggy Carter #and then kill her. #_MY_ grandfather was a WWII vet and he didn't die until COVID at the end of 2020. #Anyways there's Antoine Triplett and Sharon Carter and apparently Morita's grandkid is the principal of Peter Parker's school but I haven't #seen those movies and because I say so there's Rebecca Barnes and Ana Jarvis and of course Peggy Carter. #My fic contradicts itself on if Angie (Peggy's romantic partner of course) is still alive. At first she wasn't and we had a Widows Corner #but then later I wrote she and Peggy being cute. #Anyways the character I forgot existed in the MCU was Bobbi. And I also forgot about Lance and Lincoln. #personal #liveblogging stories #kinda sorta not really #Tony hasn't been to the reunion for decades and Sharon is going to hold him to some promises he made as a kid. #There's a tag that is showing when I edit this post but not the post on mobile about how my grandfather was a WWII vet and he only died #at the very end of 2020 due to COVID.