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Louis Tomlinson Moodboard

#louis tomlinson #louis moodboard #louis tomlinson moodboard #moodboard #psycho killer #talking heads #stranger things aesthetic #serial killer lana del rey #vampire aesthetic #vampire lesbian killers

[lodgeofeilhart]

@consumedbygayfiction

Here you go, my dear!! I hope you enjoy!! 😊🥰

#i hope myanna knows how much we love her #myanna buring obsession #myanna buring lesbian kiss #myanna buring #lesbian vampire killers #lesbian kiss #myanna my love #she's absolutely gorgeous

[femslashspuffy]

I swear for 6 years now I've been hearing about how James Corden is an openly gay talk show host like it's not something I just assumed I swear I've heard people talking about this before what do you mean he's not openly gay???

#rehks rants #Mandela??? #I was like oh lesbian vampire killers is fine cause he's gay #and then I look up when he came out just to see if it was before 2009 #but it's NEVER??? #I could've sworn he had a husband #he doesn't have a husband???

[ninaiznathan]

< bring your own wine >

Upcoming vampire!Zero x Zombie!Nina the killer one shot I’m writing, maybe turned into a whole series one day.

Zero! - she/they

Nina! - it/he

Running away from civilization, humanity, powerful eldritchs, and their dogs. Nina finds itself in front of a massive, 1800’s castle of sorts. Needing the shelter, it seemed to be the perfect hideout. The building conditions were a bit too good, aging modestly. The undead copycat desires the warmth it once felt human, unbeknownst to himself, it walked right into the fly trap of a bloodsucker. Finding a stable enough home for warmth might not do it, but the monochrome being may be able to creep into him and bring a warm throb to Nina’s cold, dead heart, once more.

Title is inspired by the song “bring your own wine” by Lebanon Hanover ^_^

This is just a little teaser, don’t have high hopes it’s gonna be shitty lol.

#creepypasta #fandom #slenderverse #horror #lgbtqia #WLW #nmlw #nmlnm #lesbians #zero #zero creepypasta #nina the killer #Nina creepypasta #teaser thing idk #vampires #zombies

[ruttotohtori]

Siis onko tossa elokuvassa vampyyrintappajia, jotka on lesboja, vai tapetaanko tossa lesboja vampyyrejä?

#lesbian vampire killers #elokuva #youtube

[bellincurl]

I think every horror fan should be forced to watch at least one niche B horror with absurd gore, almost zero plot, a bat shit premise and even worse practical effects for their health. A thousand bimbos forever <3 Watch american werewolf in paris.

#lining up basket case a tonne of stupid animal killer horror and exploitation lesbian vampire film on my letterboxed as I should #american werewolf in paris is tthe most like #ffucking absurd barely coherent gay male sex terrible werewolf cgi film iive ever watched #it's acutally my favourite i FOUND THAT SHIT ON DVD I OWN IT #btw when i say exploitation film that's specifically film that was made litearlly just for the trend that's it #lots of B horror is exploitation

[songofwizardry]

through um, actually i have just learned about lesbian vampire killers, the 2009 film which is not, as one would expect, about lesbians who are vampires (solid trope, A+) but instead is about two men (played by james corden and matthew horne) who go to a village and kill some lesbian vampires

never have i been so disappointed by a title in my life

#wikipedia article says the film was very negatively received #but like #even in 2009 #who thought calling something lesbian vampire killers was a good idea #and james corden is in it #honestly #um actually #salmon's media tag #maybe someday i will watch this to laugh at it #but it's probably not worth it #best to just rewatch carmilla (the web series) #pinnacle of 2010s lesbian content tbh

[5bi5]

#this was a review for a movie called lesbian vampire killers #i thought it was going to be about vampire hunters who were lesbians #or perhaps even some killer lesbian vampires #instead it's about two guys killing lesbian vampires who have 'brainwashed' the local women #yikes

[airprime7]

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#oh and tavros #tavros? #lol autocorrect why’d u capitalise karkat just there #its nepeta #nepeta is a cold blooded killer (compliment) #kanaya butterfly #also if you shoot us dave and terezi will just go back in time to save us #008282 colour of terezi pyropes text #yeah the terezii one doe2nt fiit and feferii and eriidan dont have tho2e coloured gla22e2 but counterpoiint: #early june terezi pyrope #HUH 1 4M POPUL4R #vriska loses because she’s a sucker for badass vampire lesbians #marceline beating vriska in the finals would just be so fucking funny #double vriska #also vriska i guess #vriska? #oh no and gamzee and eridan #source: eridan #march eridan #it’s ok the triple feferi makes up for it #HUH TH4T W4S 4 LOT #tereziposting

[fritzllang]

my bf and I found this in his brother's old DVD collection and are going to attempt to watch it. wish me luck

#how to tag this #lesbian vampire killers #movies #.txt #.png

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

my life goal is to make a recreation of lesbian vampire killers thats just a bunch of lesbians murdering james cordon

#lesbian vampire killers #genuinely I do wanna remake that movie where two lesbians murder a bunch of creepy straight man vampires

[collinsportmaine]

Long before his current job hosting CBS’ Late Late Show, James Corden starred in “Lesbian Vampire Killers” (2009) - a vampire comedy with emphasis on the lesbian angle. Silvia Colloca was featured as a Carmilla like vampire.

#vampires #Silvia Colloca #Carmilla #lesbian vampire killers #James corden #cbs late late show

[demonsee2]

I think I need to see this movie.

#lesbian vampire killers #b movie #sexploitation film

[femslashspuffy]

Every week I find a new favorite vampire movie and this week it's rockula

I must watch every bad vampire movie to find every good one

#rehks rants #lesbian vampire killers and vampire dog were a small price to pay for rockula

[vampirefilmreview]

Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

Date Watched: 1/4/2023

Gay: 3/10 The lesbian vampires are lame and this is how I found out James Cordon isn't actually gay like I've thought for over 5 years

Twilight Influences: surprisingly none

Enjoyment: 3/10. Once I realized what it was I got so bored. I'll probably end up rewatching it sometime but its not good. Tries to trick you into thinking it is.

Vampires: Some cgi, some practical. They're colorful and well dressed but not spectacular. CUM BLOOD >:(. If you don't know what that means look up Lesbian Vampire Killers Vampire Blood or just watch the very bad movie. 4/10

There is the sire rule as a plot device. All my homies hate using the sire rule as a plot device. Anyways they cure the lesbians of vampirism

Representative of 2000s? Yes :'(

Relative Popularity? I have only heard one other person talk about it because it is The Worst James Cordon movie

#rehks' vampire thoughts #lesbian vampire killers 2009 #vampire movies #vampire movie review #low gay #low enjoyment #low vampires #2000s #this was my first vampire movie of 2023

[zouiam]

Bestie James corden is goneee, we are freeeee from cringeee

#james corden #good riddance! #hopefully his 'new projects' are less atrocious than his other stuff (or total flops. that works too) #that lesbian vampire killer movie... truly awful #divalovesyou #thank you for once again delivering good news to my inbox! #ask