#we're in this together guys

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

our flag means death but i've never watched it

Hey OFMD fandom, the Ineffable fandom sends their Mascot. I was supposed to do this many days ago, but the OFMD tag on tumblr was filled with... things. This time, I gained my knowledge from Pinterest instead, and I, Asmi, of the Good Omens Fandom, am rooting for you all!

THAT BEING SAID. WHAT THE DEVIL IS THIS SHOW MEANT TO BE? AS USUAL, I UNDERSTAND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS, BUT TAKE A SUMMARY ANYWAY:

It is gay. Of this at least, I am very sure.

There are pirates. The pirates are the above gays.

There is a guy named Ed who is Blackbeard, and he is very soft and shares trauma and has grey hair.

He is in love with Stede, who writes him bottle letters and throws them away.

Ed is not happy about the throwing away part. I think he wanted to read the letters.

They read the letters together.

There is a guy named Lucius and someone kisses him and they do a victory punch. They break up because of fish.

Someone named Izzy has a redemption arc.

There are colonisers. They are British. This makes sense, at least.

The colonisers are not homophobic, they merely find love pathetic.

In the 1600s male pirates married each other and that's where the term 'matey' originated. I do not know. This is what Pinterest yelled at me.

Uh Ed pulled a Crowley on Stede and instead of Alpha Centauri asked him to run away to China with him.

Stede ran away from him instead.

Izzy was not a father figure to Ed. Discuss. It is something involving horniness and unrequited love.

Izzy died.

Ed was upset under a blanket. Stede respected this.

Ed built a blanket fort. Is this a running theme?

I understood nothing more because I can't make out whether 'ship' refers to relationship or the actual fucking ship. What does 'Steve does fixing in the ship' MEAN IS THIS MARRIAGE COUNSELLING OR NAVAL ENGINEERING?

EVEN THOUGH I UNDERSTOOD NOTHING, THIS SEEMS LIKE A GAY FUCKING DISASTER. RENEW IT. GO SLAY OFMD THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM IS BEHIND YOU.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #we're in this together guys #what is THIS? i have no fucking clue #i'm just a mascot and figurehead #but i represent the GO fandom #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd izzy #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death #renew as a crew #renew our flag means death #gay #queer tv shows #ofmd stede #ed x stede #izzy #blackbeard #pirate omens #lucius ofmd #gentlebeard #stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmd meme #blackbonnet #I'M JUST PUTTING RECOMMENDED TAGS WHO IS THIS WHAT IS THIS #our flag means gay

[friedri-ce]

shoutout to all nonbinary nonverbal knights who tend to be possessed by unknown entities, gotta be my favorite gender

#basically an excuse to draw em both together #do i even tag this #fine #hollow knight #deltarune #shitpost #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy

[raycatzdraws]

Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu four #lu twilight #lu wolfie #lu wild #lu legend #lu hyrule #fairy hyrule #I drew most of these on my weekends at camp #hence the swearing probably lol can't swear in front of the campers #man I did not leave that mountain for the whole summer and I wouldn't have it any other way #I was there 6+ weeks straight #some of the other counselors who also stayed and I would occasionally make the hour drive into town #a bunch of us went to see the Barbie movie together and like 2/3 through the film the fire alarm went off and we were evacuated ajhsgfsdf #we all held hands to not be separated in case there was an actual emergency and some guy was like 'look at the preschoolers' #AND AAAAA I won't be separated from my counselor buddies!!!! RAAAHH this is what we would have gotten the kids to do #so I guess we're just too good at our jobs lol #that one LU post with the lads lined up with their bows? It's AWESOME #but I taught a bunch of kids archery this summer and none of the lads have the right posture lol #I'm walking up and down that line readjusting all of them ahsgdsdf #Imagine Wars going to Wind though like 'remember to pull back to your smile! :D ' #and Wind just deadeye staring him down like you serious rn? #caught and removed a scorpion from the lake cabin biffy this summer - that was very exciting #calmed the campers down and put them to bed and then rolled up my sleeves and asked the program staff who was staying with us #for emotional support #her only experience with scorpions was from animal crossing so she was like 'get ready to run' and I'm- I think we'll be okay #anyways it's her perched on one of the toilets with a spray bottle of bleach and me with an empty tupperware from dinner #I caught it under the tupperware but IT MOVED THE TUPPERWARE #we drowned it in bleach and it like finally died but it took a while and then we flung it into the woods BYE BUGGY

[jansuta]

love this meme so much actually

#hatsune miku #phoenix wright #my art #the two of them are so silly together ough #vocaloid #ace attorney #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy #…

[shatouto]

i did a dumb friendly fire and blew off nearly half of astarion's hp (i'm so sorry astarion)

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 tav #astarion #shadowheart #gale of waterdeep #so what really happened was that: i was supposed to click on astarion in the turn list #except i accidentally clicked on his profile pic. while my spell was still engaged #so.... i hit him. critically #wow guys it's been a few days since i posted this and LMAOO i'm happy to hear i'm not alone #we're all dumdums together eh #thank u for your tags i have great fun reading them #oc: lorame

[choochooboss]

TRAINS!! Not a soul in Nimbasa City knows the concept of having too much energy! These two happy train/Poké nerds are living the dream, and so basically the whole Battle Subway runs on their enthusiasm!

#TRAINS!! #the silly guys!! #HYPEHYPEHYPE #Vibrating in excitement!! #“It's always a lot of fun when we're together!” #submas #subway bosses #subway boss ingo #pokemon ingo #submas ingo #subway boss emmet #pokemon emmet #submas emmet #old post from last july

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

End transcription

Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #WEAR HEADPHONES. PLEASE. PLS. SAVE YOURSELVES. #suggestive #<- if i use a 'stronger' tag than that im 99% sure the post gets shadowbanned from showing up in the tags? #never ask me for anything ever again. #why did he say any of this #i dont know. #surely this will make people unfollow #or will it do the opposite #at this point. i have no idea #animals. all of you. ANIMALS. its ok im one too. we're in hell (together) #i didnt make the gif im sorry all i know is that its from twitter #yeah sorry for the recycled audio. i only have the 2 whimper clips...... so far. #but the actual talking parts are all new #i want to see that angel obliterated. send tweet. #smiles. evilly. #i dont know about you guys but im normal #anyway #if he somehow ever finds out about this blog im krilling all of u............. pls............ #he cant know we are farming clips #(mostly joking) but yeah id prefer if this didnt spread past tumblr pls omg #we are past 700 followers now. idk what to say other than. wow. #ok surely no one is reading to this point. bottom gabe real. canon. true. thanks. #lets never speak of this again

[zu-is-here]

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#zu art #comic #post dark cream #dream!sans #cross!sans #ink!sans #aim!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #they did it guys!! a whole year later we're finally here :'D #NO Ink that's not the right way to lift a child up >:'0 #(​baby boi's just like a kitten who was picked up by the scruff ;w;) #god I tried SO many expressions for Ink until drawing just what I wanted \(//∇//)\ #*strangles him* (affectionate) <3 #*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･''･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* #15!! THOUSANDS!! of you guys omg... \(//∇//)\☆ #it feels like I wrote the 10K post just yesterday?? :'D #our party's gettin bigger— #to each of you reading this: thank you so much for supporting me and enjoying things together╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ #let's have more fun! ;D #UPD fixed cause there was no!! string!! for Dream's bow xd

[mttonex]

damn

poppy closeup cuz shes so teeny >_<

#mattis art #my art #wallace wells #poppy trolls #queen poppy #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #spto #spvtw #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #scott pilgrim fanart #trolls fanart #fanart #art #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy steven #this trend is so funny 😭😭😭 #i love how i drew poppy shes so cute omg

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

i feel like some people are out here fighting tooth and nail to justify any interest they have in whump and that it's NOT for sexual reasons and that they DON'T condone this irl and they would NEVER want this actions to be used on others and like baby you realize there's people out here who jerk off to the idea of sentient boeing 747s that vore all the passengers. like. you're fine.

#i promise you're not going to super hell if you like whump as a kink #and if you are then we're going together baby we can hold hands on the way down #remember that you live in the same world the thanos diaper guy who had 0 problem putting that on blast for all of marvel/facebook to see

[aliennopossumm]

comfort character trend . yeah

#big emo and tiny emo #alienn.png #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy #tmnt 2012 #trolls #trolls band together #casey jones #casey jones 2012 #floyd trolls #art

[pocket-notebook]

What do you do when you have two fixations at once? OBVIOUSLY, combine them. Obviously

#do the whole beetlejuice show in this outfit #beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice the musical #betelgeuse #musicaljuice #rocky horror picture show #fanart #my creepy old guy #he looks so good #like SOO good #like he should wear this for the whole musical good #only problem? i've created such a niche #it's the perfect combo #I can't stop looking at him #he looks so good in makeup #bet it would look even better smeared- #but you didn't hear that from me 😳 #and to the two friends who I send these drawings to first? I'm glad we're in this niche together #my art

[babisawyer]

Ben coming back to the cabin to see yet another cannibalistic ritual

#🐇 #yellowjackets #again with the cannibalistic blue balls I see how you guys are playing the game at least I know it's gonna happen #poor javi it should have been travis let's be real he provides nothing #loved the misty on mari violence also #and we were all right about jackie's necklace! our girl's keeping the group together even still #also I know I'm literally the only one on the jackie antler queen train and while I don't think it's true rather than just funsies #it's making me wonder if this is more of a fae situation going on? it's been a looooooong time since I read about all of this stuff but now #after jackie's death and the baby's death and what happened to Ben this week it's kinda making me suspicious #like is the antler queen supposed to represent the unseelie queen? is it the unseelie queen? idk I'll have to look into this to see if it #fits. I'm leaning more towards that now than wendigo psychosis #also hilarious because I did say that portals was insanely jackie coded so we're coming full circle #also I've said I'm suspicious of walter but how the fuck is that dude so rich?? I'm onto his ass he is not to be trusted

[chirpsythismorning]

What they're saying is s5 is going to have Hawkins High School as one of the locations for the plot. What I'm hearing is jealous Mike opportunities...

#byler #st5 speculation #will is seen as wanted by 3+ girls (1 being imaginary in mike's mind) #bc the protagonist (mike) is pining after him #how many movies/shows have you seen where the protagonist is in love with someone that everyone else wants? #it makes the person feel extra unattainable bc they could have anyone they want #which makes them getting together with the protagonist at the end feel all the more impactful #but after 4 seasons of girls hitting on will #i'm gonna need the final boss... #aka a boy #and mike witnessing it... #or another girl and mike witnessing it idc #will is just hilarious whenever it happens too bc he's like ummm i'm just a silly guy idk what's going on #but if it was a boy... that might be interesting #as much as i'm hoping for jealous mike #i think it's a lot more likely we're getting the party being hunted down #and will/mike being targeted in the case anyone catches wind of their queerness... #so... #let me imagine it's more lighthearted than that while i still can

[skipblebee]

HELLO PETRIGROF NATION 🤩🤩 Fionna and Cake finale destroyed me and made me very sad so I couldn't draw anything except silly doodles to cope pls enjoy

#adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #the quote from the second doodle is from a Steven universe fanart I saw back when they revealed rose quartz was actually pink diamond shsjd #Most of these are from ms paint :) #Skipsart #Will never get over this ending actually #Like three of my classmates who have never even heard of adventure time love these two now just because I can't shut up about them #ME WHEN TRAGIC LOVERS 😢😢😢 UAUAUA <- (sounds of despair) #Really wanted to see a human Golbetty design :( #Also low-key wished they pulled a La La Land and showed us the life they could've had/an alternate dimension where they're happy together #I get that they wanted us to feel like the characters and stuff but still HHHHH #Anywayz it took me two months to get over this #I couldn't listen to Everything in You without ugly crying LMBOOO #I'm a sensitive guy okay 😔 I'm fine now so we're good‼️💪

[shadeswift99]

...So just so we’re clear. The players in The Death Game, during the second episode of the scarce amount of time at the beginning of The Death Game where effort is mostly devoted to preparation and alliance making because later there will be no time due to The Killing And Dying Associated With The Death Game, got bored and decided there wasn’t enough death so they abandoned said preparations and used a part of that scarce time of mercy to watch an organized ring fight. Yeah? Okay cool just making sure

#limited life #limited life spoilers #it makes Sense but it's still so funny hdfkjds #like guys...guys...you're already in lord of the flies sim minecraft edition you didn't need to make it MORE dangerous #except of course they did #because what else did you expect when you gather together a bunch of people who like The Death Game #of course they're gonna get bored and start smacking each other that's the entire basis of the game dhfksjd #I'm just already sitting back and relishing how mundane and regrettable stuff like that is going to feel when we're down to the wire #when people don't have so much life left to throw around