#when coding in java

[hotfudgecherryrosy]

my (sarcastic) favorite part of autism is being great at high level stuff but dogshit at basic things.

im not bragging here because i was genuinely surprised by my ability, but like. in college i got A's in calculus 1 & 2 and calculus-based physics 1 & 2. i have failed math quizes in highschool just by making a bunch of arithmetic mistakes.

i cant remember which months have how many days. do NOT tell me the rhyme. i will NOT remember it. or the knuckles trick i will NOT remember it either.

How is it that i can maintain an almost 4.0 gpa but can't do this shit... thank you autism!

#im coding a game to practice javafx #which basically lets you do graphics #when coding in java #i was trying to calculate the score #and i was getting weird numbers #it was because i didnt understand the arithmetic... #i had to use desmos to make the score curve... #autistic #autism #actually autistic #neurodivergent #actually neurodivergent #nd #🍒🌹 rambles

[crackaddict55]

If you follow coding blogs you will either get amazing and helpful resources or furry art on your dash.

#seriously so many furry codeblrs out there #it was so unexpected when I first came here lmao #codeblr #programming #studyblr #coding #code #java #python #javascript #study blog #100daysofcode

[gh-woah-st-v1]

girl why does coding have to make absolutely no fucking sense

#i wish i was still learning python #i see the stupid ass coffee mug of java and start seething with rage #love it when i work out how to do an assignment though its like a little bit of confetti goes off in my brain #but in the meantime? #i want to abolish java #and i cant even say that computers should be smart enough to understand what im wanting them to do by now #because you know how computers become that smart? #FUCKING CODING THEM TO BE #how tf do i tag this now #computer science #java #python #ap cs #(which lowkey i should drop out of) #(not really but sometimes it can be tempting) #comp sci #coding #ap comp sci

[thejacketscloset]

I briefly thought about just watching the og modern warfare games thinking it would make me feel better about the reboot. Almost forgetting that emotions-wise it's so much WORSE for me.

How. Did I almost forget that.

#mw3 spoilers #mwiii spoilers #I think i will watch the campaign of them at some point tho bc from the small things ive seen its rly cool #that one clip where ghost yells “this hardware is ANCIENT” lives in my mind rent free #its so fucking funny he was so real for that #me when i was trying to learn Java coding

[whumpy-wyrms]

basement is flooding 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 :(((

#my most favorite magical amazing silliest place in the universe (my room) is in the basement :( #it’s not like Actually flooding but Someone (we don’t know who. might be our new neighbor.) turned on the hose outside and just. left it on #and the water leaked into our basement and into the walls and shit. there was a huge pool of water in the furnace room or whatever it’s #called and. there water literally underneath the floor. like literally water is leaking through the floor boards and i found out when i sat #on my rug and realized i was getting all wet. like i literally walked across my room and water was seeping through the cracks of the floor #water was EVERYWHERE #in like over half the basement. the floor of the main area is ruined i think and holy shit apparently like the inside of the walls or #foundation or whatever is so like wet and soggy that we might have to take out the entire wall that separates my room and the furnace room #and if we have to do that my stepdad says he’ll just remodel the entire basement while we’re at it. which means my room would basically be #gone. this is so fucking stupid #all because some idiot left the hose on. and we don’t even know who it is either. i think it’s our new neighbor because he kinda just #comes to our house a lot and talks to us or just hangs out in our yard. and sometimes he shows up when none of us are home #idk it’s stupid apparently there’s a shit ton of damage and that’s freaking me out because i literally love my room so much it’s my favorit #place to be ever and all my friends call it the autism room because it’s filled with all my favorite things #like my walls are bright neon lime green i got collections and shit i’ve got minecraft posters and like a million plushies everywhere #my room is literally so autism coded #ANYWAY. probably nothing will happen but yeah #side note i have a shit ton of asks to answer and tag games to catch up on and stories to read but i’ve had literally zero spoons lately #i’m gonna play minecrafttttt (in the process of building a pc so soon i’ll be able to get mc java!!! excited about that!!!!) #wyrms says stuff

[dronningnure]

I've only been to work two days so far, and haven't actually done much "working" besides writing a fancy resume that'll be used to get me developer jobs.

But I'm like "wow I'm an adult, I wake up at 6.30. I go to work. I have coworkers. I can leave my work pc at the office"

#it's been really nice so far but i cant EAIT for Monday #That's when the training begins!!!! #I'm so hyped for java i might try coding some tiny thing this weekend #And DATABASEEEEES I LOVE DATABASES #SQL ENTITY RELATIONS QUERIES FIREBASE ENDPOINTS AAAA #personal #Tf is PostgreSQL??? idk but it's gonna ROCK #It's also funny how at least two of my fellow newbies have barely coded while literally all I did in my studies was code

[revolutionarysuicide]

man i love the jetbrains ides but they take up soooo much memory i wish they would just rewrite their ides in a native language...

#with some fucking around with settings i've managed to get this minimal python project down to 2GB of memory usage when i have it open in #pycharm but my laptop only has 7GB of ram so i can't have like too many firefox tabs open or whatever while i've got my project open still #i might see if i can open my laptop up and install another stick of ram but idk #i've not bought ram for ages i dunno how spensive it is these days #also i should not have to buy a whole ass extra stick of ram just to use an ide 😭 #i could switch to an ide that's not written in java but idk i like the features of the jetbrains ones and also they're what i'm used to #i used visual studio when i was 13 lol but they don't have VS for linux #they only have vs code for linux and if i'm using an editor not a full ide im just using vim

[beegswaz]

thinking So much about the Script core.

#she. It writes code right #Like python html Css java stuff Like that #she.. #thinking Guys ok #it Created the Basic ai Script #for Most of the Cores guys Ok guys guys #when she Was alive she made The basic core Ai guys listen #it willingly Transferred herself into A core #mellowed Out mad Scientist #yes ill Write the Script the Basic core ai runs On #oh The cores are All my coworkers? #even Better i Hate those shits. #oh IM becoming a Core?? #fuck Yeah why Not #<- script Core #probably

[aviiatrix]

// Since tumblr seems to be once again malfunctioning please tag me in replies if you can so I can ensure that I get them to put in my drafts. I wish they’d stop messing things up, I genuinely think they’ve tried to change so much at once that it’s just caused more harm than good.

#♘ ❛ᴄʀᴏᴡ ᴄᴀᴡɪɴɢ❜ / ooc #when coding anything adding new shit and conflict with old shit #so I’m wondering if that’s the case #which I get it if it’s issues via program stuff whether that be HTML or even Java— it’s rough. but that’s why you shouldn’t add so much— #at one time. #I’m a programmer myself I get that it’s hard but gd #it’s effecting all the users

[the-gender-fae]

anyone notice how sometimes the fast reblog icon is right above the reblog button, and sometimes it's off to the side at a weird angle or halfway off the screen?

#hellsite #ofc it's like that this hellsite was made by programmers #I'm a programmer and when i do hobby projects i do not give a FUCK about standards and formatting #maybe i will declare 5 variables in one line when i use Java #maybe all my html headers will be on the same line with spaces instead of indented #this is why i can never ask my friends for help with my code lmao

[sweetly-yours-and-mine]

learning C after Java has been such a frustrating experience bc wdym there was a simpler, handier version of the absolute tomfuckery i've been smashing my head against for two months

#i feel betrayed honestly #yes obviously there are times when i miss a comma and i want to die #but in comparison to java it's so much easier to code in c

[herequeerandtobefeared]

i have GOT to start adding documentation as i go jesus christ

#i am BUSY writing CODE i KNOW what it does i dont need to EXPLAIN what it does #listen. i get why its important but i am so tired of finishing shit except not really!! cause now i have to add a bunch of shit!!!! #this is a problem i have created for myself i understand this i just have to be a bitch about it for a minute #i just get into a rhythm when im working through a problem and stopping to add comments breaks the flow #working with java rn if anyone was wondering. doing stuff for class

[voidofambition]

I haven't been on - been trying to focus on getting assignments done on time (success) and life (...). But let me tell you, we just started front end and if I wasn't in front end for so long, I'd be worse than I am right now. I feel horrifically bad for the rest of my teammates who are just learning HTML/CSS.

I said it was easy because - arguably it is compared to Java. But I never knew they were going to cram everything in, head to advanced materials and then make us do JavaScript and React the next day.

Can you imagine you just learned how a page is formatted with HTML and also needing to know about pseudo-elements/pseudo-classes in CSS? All in the span of 7 hours and a break for lunch?

#t #x. #week10 #they have scarred so many people off front-end #and we've had a huge break from Java to so the Java & JavaScript concepts are definitely muddled in people's heads right now #hell - i'm pretty sure when i started coding in js - java left my brain #also i'm learning the js i should've learned but also react is new to me

[bipidin]

Im tired

#i hate this stupid take home exam so much rn #i can't get the code i downloaded to break the way its supposed to #idk how to get some files to run with the very specific cmdline arg we were given #(something something make a maven file and dependencies...???? i mean i did but idk if it matter when i turn in only java files??) #im so done

[mourning-again-in-america]

But code is immediately and infinitely replicable; a team of six coders can make an app that 1,000 people use or that 100,000,000 people use, and while the server costs might go up in the latter instance, the labor costs are exactly the same.

i love it when non-coders try talking about the labor market for programmers

#it's *weird* cuz like most of the grads are probably just going to webdev or java schools #and that's exactly the sort of thing it's easy to do it dumb and have both relatively high labor costs as well as capital costs #but the whole point about programming is that it teaches you a skill that allows individuals to significantly increase their own productivi #i use a pretty barebones setup and am still very helped by ghcide hlint ripgrep etc. #now there's a lot of work that needs to be done to make a producitivty improovement *useful* to more than 1 person #but if it's that much better than the competition + you can make it 'production-ready'... #but most javaschool grads probably aren't going to even think like that #anyways thsi doesn't even capture the most egregious thing #code is easy to scale up when you're scaling against the EXACT SAME USE CASE #now a lot of work has been put in to making distinctions turn into distinctions without a difference #but the devops work required to make a non-production ready tool fit your use case is pretty high! #(and also people often do it in ways that will shoot themselves in the foot)

[ingramjinkins]

 HEY! MAKE A GAME!

Here’s my new free 8-fold I was handing out at the SCAD Minicomic Expo! I’ll have more free copies with me at future shows.

I’ve been dabbling in game making lately using open source & free assets so I wanted to collect everything I’ve learned so far in one place. Coding has been really fun as a hobby since it marries skills I already have with an entirely new way of thinking.

This zine was put together with Electric Zine Maker which I highly recommend to everyone.

EDIT: I have been warned that OHRRPGCE is not good for those with photosensitivity, as it contains huge contrast and flashing. Sorry for the oversight, stay safe.

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P1

Cover with “HEY! MAKE A GAME!” in big text. Ing’s cat Asher turns around and says “hm?” and then follows up at the bottom with “Isn’t that expensive tho?”. The credits at the bottom read “some thots by Ing”.

P2

A drawing of Ing holding up Asher and talking to him. They say “actually, buddy, there’s quite a few OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE game engines that are kinda easy to learn!” Asher replies with “so... free? I like free.”

P3

This page is about TWINE. It’s for PC, Mac, Linux and is written in HTML, CSS and Java. Some notable games made with it include Us Lovely Corpses and Egg Baby. Text games, choose your own adventure, and interactive fiction! IN A WEBPAGE!! Asher looks towards the Twine interface while saying “easy!” At the bottom is a note that reads “let me add that learning HTML/CSS is a really great skill to build especially with the growing return to web 1.0 in the face of horrifying social media practices just saying”

P4

This page is about OHRRPGCE. It’s for PC, Mac, Linux and is written in C. A notable game made with it is Franken by Splendidland. Free RPGMaker but more stripped down-- which is good! Was built for creators with no programming knowledge so a great starting place if you just wanna MAKE something. Has its own asset maker built in so you can make the whole thing in the thing. There is a little pixel sprite of Asher in a wizard outfit at the bottom.

P5

This page is about Ren’py. It’s for PC, Mac, Linux and is written in Python. Some notable games are Doki Doki Literature Club! and Butterfly Soup. Ever wanted to make a visual novel, dating sim, or get freaky w it and program a whole simulator? Here u go. Syntax is like writing a screenplay! Extremely accessible (mostly gets difficult when you add branching paths). At the bottom of the page is Asher in a visual novel layout with a text box below him. He’s wearing a suit and petals are floating around him while he blushes. The text box says “A whole can of tuna? For ME?”

P6

This page is about Godot. It’s for PC, Mac, Linux and is written in C. 2D & 3D game dev for basically everything including consoles. This is for WHOLE ENTIRE game development. Much more advanced than the other programs mentioned in this zine & assets must be made outside the program. At the bottom, Asher is playing minigolf and about to make a putt. A notable game is that my brother is making a golf game with it :)

P7

This page starts with a list of Asset Resources. A tiny Ing head at the top says “I have one doll hair” as they hold a dollar looking sadly. The list is as follows: Blender, 3D modeling. Inkscape, making vector images. Atom, simple coding software (recc’d for Ren’py). Unsplash, free images. Freesound, free audio. thepatternlibrary.com, free repeating patterns. itch.io, lots of free/PWYW asset packs are published here! 

The next list is for Paid Software I Like. A little Asher says “Meowby next paycheck...” The list is as follows: Aseprite, for spriting! 1-time payment, powerful but easy to use interface. RPGMaker series, Remember OFF?? Let’s goooo. Sometimes it’s for sale on Steam. Clip Studio, dump Adobe into the sea.

P8

This is the back cover and has the website ingramjinkins.com at the top. Asher has his paws on his face and looks joyous as he thinks about a panicked lizard. He says “Thx ING! Now I can make a game! Maybe one about catching pesky lizards!!” At the bottom there is text that reads “made w/ CLIP STUDIO and alienmelon’s ELECTRIC ZINE MAKER”.

#zine #8fold #8-fold #game dev #zines #electric zine maker #ok these look terrible on the TL lol please click thru