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#why are we here?
lampternfish · 7 months
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Engineer? Why do you carry around a cable with you even if were not allowed near electrical appliances?
Well son, im the only one allowed to touch it
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Man sacrifices his health to make money, then he sacrifices his money to recuperate his health. He is so anxious about the future, that he doesn't enjoy the present. And he lives as if he's never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.
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azmaarts · 1 year
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My friend gave me micron pens yesterday! :D:D <3<3
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sunnydiet · 7 months
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i love these little meta self reflexive moments i wanna compile a bunch of them
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Another day of wishing I could post cock and hole. 😭
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owlofthenight117 · 2 years
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Blue team- Marshmallows
John: burnt marshmallows. The rest of the team hates him for it.
Linda: she is patient and waits for a perfectly golden-brown marshmallow.
Kelly: it takes to long to cook in the fire. She eats them raw.
Fred: so paranoid about getting the perfect marshmallow that it ends up slightly over done or slightly under done. John also won’t stop setting Fred’s marshmallows on fire with his burning marshmallow.
Sam: he doesn’t like them. Too sugary, he literally cannot have them, it makes him throw up.
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scentedluminarysoul · 10 months
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worked all day then was busy with errands/tasks until evening and what now???
i have to just work AGAIN tomorrow??
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gray-isnt-real · 2 years
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LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER FOUND ON REDDIT I CANT
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void-critters · 2 years
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“Hey.” “Yeah?” “You ever wonder why we’re here?”
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livingjoke · 11 months
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POV you live on the northeastern coast of the United States rn
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thatmlggamer · 2 years
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Do you ever wonder why we're here?
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musical-murder · 2 years
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I like to think that Dimentio is talking to Aitne (friend's oc) about random bullcrap and Seam is just there, done. They are literally on the verge of committing a crime/
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owlofthenight117 · 2 years
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Blue team stories- at the beach
Fred, asleep under the umbrella they set up because you know all the Spartans are so pale they’re just get terrible sunburn: *soft snores*
John: Imma make him into a mermaid.
Fred, waking up and quite confused, still half asleep:
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