#why do they sound like that

[lemons--lemons]

Sex that leaves them moaning like they're the vampire cattle in skyrim

#🍋.txt #nsft #mlm nsft #t4t nsft #why do they sound like That #those are the moans i make when i am done absolutely jorking it absolutely insane style #yall know what im talking about

[wildflowers-at-midnight]

As a small dog owner who lives in the middle of absolutely nowhere with no street lights or anything and woods across the street… coyotes are freaking terrifying and letting my dog outside at night makes my heart race more than a horror movie. 😅

#personal #why do they sound like that #currently sounds like something is dying in the field/woods across the street #stay away from my little dog

[sirpseudonymphoapish]

Jade is a trans girl

John is transfem and genderfluid

Rose is mostly cis but prolly fucks with some gothic xenogenders

I dont even wanna know what goes on in Daves head cuz he probably had internalized homophobia and denial until his fucking 20s but hes. something. hes mostly a dude but theres something else in there too i think

Karkats also a little weird

Aradia is a girl but also kind of agender

Tavros is a trans man 100%

Kanaya is a trans girl 100%

Sollux is trans neutral and bigender

Nepeta is "cis" where shes fem and calls herself a girl but shes also nonbinary and collects xenogenders religiously

Equius is a little nonbinary/transfem but jus a little and its thanks to nepeta

Terezi is a weird girl with strange extra nonbinary vibes also possible transfem but idk im sittin on the idea

Vriska is cis and probably slightly transphobic but in the "everyone thinks about being a boy sometimes" way and while yes shes still a girl i think theres some things she needs to consider about herself because shes not fully

Eridans a mess and i hope his weird gender knots get even more tangled i mean this in both a positive and negative way

and by the way im correct on these

#homestuck #homestuck fandom #im reading homestuck for the first time actually #im only about halfway thru im past 4500 something #id talk about the alpha kids but im still pondering them and their existence #the struggle of trying to pick voice claims for characters that arent trans in canon but you headcanon as trans #so you know their voice claims wont be “accurate” because they'll sound opposite of their gender and someone will be like erm wat da flip #why do they sound like that #um its because they are transgender shut up #anyways im so lost on what to voice claim jade #holy shit

[warcrimesimulator]

lynxes are so majestic but then they make sounds Like That. i cannot unhear.

#WHY DO THEY SOUND LIKE THAT #type of noise that would make me shit myself if i heard it outside at night

[lilac-lemonade]

Too much effort is being put into solving "important" problems and not nearly enough effort is being put into solving the real issue, which is finding out why Spanish dubs always sound like THAT

#pain and suffering every time #why do they sound like that #number 1 spanish dub anti

[sashaashling]

oh my god this housewife radio cover is worse than i remember erm

#⚔️😘💅 #why do they sound like that

[georgekirrin]

[listens back to my 10 minutes of university radio fame] h e l l :)

#who is this #what the fuck are they saying #why do they sound like that #h a t e

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#i love reading your examples! however next person to be like um actually this exists?? it’s on sight #i know it exists. i think it’s fun. that’s why i think more people should do it. #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd. #i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist! #something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

[thriftdyke]

it really does bother me how no one can seem to answer the question “what even is romantic attraction, really.” like some people are like “it’s who you wanna kiss and cuddle <3” and I’m like ok well kisses and cuddles can be either sexual or platonic depending on context. “It’s who you feel passion/desire/arousal for” well that just sounds like sexual attraction which you can have without even knowing somebody so I fail to see how that’s romantic. “It’s who you want to go on dates with” I go on dates with friends all the time plus “date” is a social construct anyway there’s really no innate difference between a date and hanging out. “it’s who you have deep feelings for” great news for you that can be literally any type of relationship. my friend told me she defined it as “who you wanna give roses to” and I’m like do u hear urself??? like the more I talk to people the more I’m convinced romance and romantic attraction is an elaborate socially fabricated illusion that has no real defining characteristics. and like there’s nothing Wrong with it being a constuct but why people are so attached to defending the supremacy of it is something I cannot for the life of me figure out

#like reading this u might be like ‘sounds like ur just aromantic sis’ but I’m like. listen. #ur missing my point. which is that I literally think romance Does Not Exist #at least not in this bioessentialist way people like to pretend it does #the desire for companionship and the desire for sex are biological drives. everything else is a social construct #which doesn’t mean its bad! or not valid! or anything like that! #but I’m just genuinely do not understand Why we are so bent on treating it like gospel

[danggerine]

going insane thinking about the harrow and palamedes friendship. harrow, who has never met another necromancer her age forming a bizarro 3D chess rivalry while pal worries about her safety at every possible turn. harrow, who is up to her eyebrows in paranoia and secrecy, trusting the sixth house with gideon unconscious and hurt, letting them into the ninth house quarters unsupervised. if “i cannot conceive of a universe without you in it” is goth for i love you, “death first to vultures and scavengers” has got to be goth for i love you (platonic). pal’s first reaction when harrow comes into his bubble in the river is to scoop her up in a hug, and at this point she doesn’t remember anything about him because cutting out all her memories of gideon is impossible without cutting out memories of the sixth, but she still makes him a skelehand to inhabit anyway. when harrow’s memories are finally whole, she tells dulcinea she couldn’t face pal knowing that his pen pal girlfriend died on her account, but the next time she “faces” him, palamades’s soul is in someone else’s body and harrow’s body is full of nona’s soul. he spends six months protecting and caring for harrow’s body (and nona obv), believing in the possibility of bringing her back to it the same way cam believed in him. “god, do you know i miss harrow terribly.” and by the time harrow comes back to her body at the very end of ntn, pal is gone forever, fully pauled. the last time harrow and palamades see each other as their complete selves is in canaan house, alive and unlyctored. two of the smartest and loneliest people in the solar system meet each other in the worst of circumstances and spend the rest of the story dancing around each other as fragments of themselves, trying to care about each other in the interim but never fully meeting like they did the first time. a friendship made almost entirely of missing the other person. “do you know i miss harrow terribly.” god. i need to lie down

#behold: a block of text i do not feel like putting paragraph breaks in #i am so fucking crushed that they try so hard to take care of each other in different ways but never see each other ever again #he gave her a lift you off the floor hug in the bubble and she didnt even know why. #the thing that made him miss harrow was ‘look at me like you’ve worked out how to kill me’ bc he knows scowling is her display of affection #she couldn’t even REMEMBER him in htn but she helped camilla find his soul and put him back together anyway #is this anything. am i sounding as insane as i feel #tlt #harrowhark nonagesimus #palamedes sextus #katie don’t look #ntn spoilers #htn spoilers #gtn spoilers

[studysnorlax]

I thought I heard someone crying. Went to see if I could help and it turns out it was just someone's dratini.

#Why do they sound like that #Pokemon #Pokeblog rp #Unreality

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[arundolyn]

"Oh, this? Don't be ridiculous! It's not a marriage certificate! Look closely, okay? Throw away all your hangups, and simply do what you feel. Aren't you just dying to sign it? Won't it feel good? 3... 2... 1... sign!"

#elphelt valentine #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #poses #respects #crow.gif #guilty gif #this is probably all for now im kinda going through it rn im tired #but i love her so very much #fun fact of the two(?) lines for her silly little scoot respect. the wedding one she scoots way longer. like half the screen #i put it here bc its funnier to me #normally its like... a third of the distance for the other ones #its a concert poster on the gif bc i think player 2 was i no i cant be fucked to change it #why does she say that line like shes a magician also girl you sound like youre about to start doing card tricks

[kyannnite]

murderous tendencies be damned my boy can work a violin

#aka finished that erik wip today #you may ask. kaya why do you use the same color pallet for everything. and i will reply with: because i like it and i can #are the squiggles sound or are they secondary structure proteins the world will never know #this is what i get for coloring during cell and molecular bio #phantom of the opera #poto #erik phantom of the opera #erik poto #erik the phantom #phantom of the opera art #my art tag

[andy-clutterbuck]

Black T-Shirt + Sling | requested by Anonymous

#*gnawing on him* #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #*runs hand down his arm like it's a staircase bannister* #H A N D S #why do you get hands that are big and manly AND deft and elegant #that sounds like a crime #tbh #F O R E A R M S #yes biceps obv but forearms don't get the attention they deserve #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #v e i n s #tag yourself i am under the desk #investing in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use

[crazy-fangirl2524]

My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy

#seeing all the post about like omg Neil is so feral?! like brother did you not read aftg did y’all forget aftg is from Neil’s pov #ofc Neil wouldn’t say he’s feral in his own pov tf😭😭😭 #and remember in aftg Neil still has to hide part of himself BECASUE his father and eveyrhhing but now he’s literally free from his biggest #fear and he could do whatever the fuck he wants #Istg the fandom is like the foxes man idk why everyone is so shook #literally cant thank Nora enough for showing everyone finally #Idc if I sound proud or whatever but I fucking knew it this entire time and I have been shouting it for so long like finally #that’s why so many fics annoyed me so much like #I just needed to say this because I finally felt seen and heard andFINALLY LIKE URGH #tsc and aftg supremacy #tsc #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew joseph minyard #neil abram josten #aftg neil #aftg thoughts #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #incorrect tfc