#why r u like this

[indouloureux]

The idea of Eddie sitting on your chest and using you like a fleshlight makes me feral. His musk makes your bud throb, causing you to caress his thighs. You look up at him with glossy pupils filled to the brim with tears and he gives you a smirk in return. The mane covers most of his face swaying with the motion of his thrusts inside you. He pulls out his cock to tap your cupid’s bow and smear his pre and your spit all over your face. “You’re so fucking beautiful sweetheart..,” He groans, shoving it back in and poking the back of your throat. Tears well up and roll past your ears and onto the bed. As Eddie sinks in, he grasps your jaw and holds your head in place. “You love it when I use your mouth like this right?” You nod softly, eyes winced from the sudden roughness. He pinches your nostrils shut, causing you to choke and gasp. He smiles at the sight of you drowning in the mix of your fluids, wiping your tears with the pad of his thumb. A groan climbs it way up his throat as he swerves his arm behind him and latches onto your pussy. His fingers slither between your folds and explores inside of you. You whine and wiggle but he pulls out and puts his glistening index and middle on display. “Oh sweetheart…look how wet I make you” Eddie sucks your slick dry and puts his hand back to hold your head still once more. Eventually he lifts his body, arms looming over clenched to the headboard with his guitar pic twirling above you. He pounds into your mouth, pelvis slamming into your face and pubes tickling your nose. His balls had accumulated spit that had spewed out the crevices of your lips from swinging on your chin so freely. You felt him getting close from how tense his lower abdomen was feeling. The girth on your tongue pulsed and twitched made you seize up awaiting for his release. “Fuck..” Eddie hissed as he drained himself inside your throat. He mumbled your name softly and cursed once more slowly dragging himself out of your aching jaws. A few bitter ropes escaped his softening cock and made itself home on your cheek and eyelids. It started to stroll down to the rest of your face as he tugged on himself to push out anything left. He rubbed his pink tip over your teeth and heaved. Your eyes fluttered open, half blurry from your tears and his little painting session. Eddie lifted himself off of you and grabbed a throw away shirt. He poured water on it from a half empty water bottle and cleaned your eyes first, then your nose and finally your lips. A soft smile grew on his face as he cupped your face and drew you in for a kiss

you guys 😭

#DUDEEEEE #WHY R U LIKE THIS #ITS LIKE #9AM #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut

[amyysfics]

i hate my wife

#🐢 mootsies #🐢 sunshine #why r u like this #why must u do this

[infected-paul]

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#why r u like this

[1delta-chaos1]

*COUGH* (JAX) *COUGH*

#tadc #why #ahhhhh #yall crazy #why r u like this

[heartsoji]

WHY IS RUNA SO UNHINGED

@ilovesillycats IM LOOKING AT YOU

#LIKE I MAKE A POST #AND SUNNI LIKES IT (BC SUNNIS A REAL ONE) #RUNA: 'IM ABT TO ATTACK SUNIIX I WANTED TO BE FIRST' #'*TAGS SUNNI BAE* I WANTED TO BE FIRST' WHAT ARE YOU DOING 🤨🤨 #LENI: *COMMENTS ON THE SAME POST* #RUNA: (REPLYING TO LENI) 'I WAS BEFORE U' LENI DOES NOT GAF #WHAT #R #U #DOING #WHY R U LIKE THIS #still love u tho wanna fuck tn #ji & friends 💌

[honeyymistt]

why is everything at IKEA so expensive 😵‍💫

#ikea #why r u like this #transparency series

[sbc-moved]

Who wants to cut me open and see what’s wrong with me real talk

#why r u like this #♡.bullet proof heart

[termagax]

yknow what pisses me da fuck off. how gay men get to be like teehee im too gay to care about women but lesbians are still expected to center men to the extent that jokes about Characters Who Are Lesbian Icons are always men. "lesbian and her boy blorbo" are the most popular jokes about lesbians on this website. "x man is a he/him lesbian" headcanons outnumber actual content about lesbian characters 10:1 even in series with well-written female characters. but sure youre Too Gay to think about a Yucky Female for ten seconds and you HAVE to broadcast this fact in the notes of posts abt fandom misogyny

#like if yr gay and u only care abt characters u wanna fuck fine but why r u bragging abt it on posts abt misogyny. mind yr business dude

[mymegumi]

bby gorl

#ask!mikareo #ෆ ; mutual love #why r u like this #this is so fucking ominous

[soranker]

my girlfriend

#trigun #trigun maximum #nicholas d wolfwood #i saw a tweet the other day that was like. do u ever like a character SO MUCH that u feel shy/embarrassed even drawing them #AND I WAS LIKE .... YYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #yall dont even kno how hard i cringe at myself whenever i post abt this guy.. but i power thru OTL #these r a few weeks old btw ive been busy so i havent gotten to draw him in like a month and it feels so JHDSGF&UY EIY$NU&RHGFJDG!@JFHBD #save me. save me nicholas d wolfwood #why did i write all of this DO U SEE WHAT I MEANN my head is in my hands rn

[ray-drawz]

—BRO I CAN'T EVEN LIKE STUFF HERE HELP

#TUMBLR PLS #WHY R U LIKE THIS #Ray_talkin'

[keferon]

Pow you messed with the Wreckers. Or something haha

Listen I don’t have a type. BUT SOMEHOW every time I find and add a character to my favorites, he turns out to be a wrecker. My best theory - I have a built-in wrecker radar~

#like #seriously #oh this anime samurai is funny and cool #i wonder what is his backstor….ah #he was a Wrecker cool #hmm blue sassy speedster celebrity? #Wait…why is he playing Go with anime samurai?? are they suddenly roommates or…ah he is also Wrecker wow #didn’t expect that #well at least they are both really fast agile and stuff #makes sense #okay let’s see #ooh funny autistic scientist microscope #I wonder what was he doing before mtmte. He must be…. a h #u n d e r s t o o d #ahahahahha #transformers #maccadam #mtmte #blurr #perceptor #drift #funny story. Drift Blurr and Perceptor…like…didn’t interact with each other during mtmte…..at all. #so when I went reading about wreckers after reading mtmte #it was really big surprise aahahahah #Drift and Blurr playing Go while Percy chilling in a giant fucking jar in a next room #me: what kind of crossover is this??? #also #I love mtmte with all my heart but oh my god it didn’t show me Drift-Percy duo at all #they had such an epic friendship #tapa if you are reading this - it’s happening in All Hail Megatron hehe

[pinkgibbon]

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

#every1 in the notes asking me why I made this 🙄 art isn’t about why! it’s about why not! why don’t you marry safe art if you love it so much #i got a better shirt for him eventually but i dont have a pic of it #roleplaying as him was the only way i was finally able to bring myself to do joja route #no country for old men #stardew valley #i like to think of him as being magically stuck there for an indeterminate amount of time and trying to survive w/o murdering the whole tow #anton chigurh #marnie stardew valley #i better not see ANY marnie slander!!! #how do u tag them #stardew valley marnie #sdv marnie #morris stardew valley #sdv morris #stardew valley morris #i was not gonna romance anyone obviously but i really enjoyed drawing that pic of him w morris so i got the marry morris mod and it is so #goddamn funny. just the idea of. anton chigurh x morris. me and friends r having the time of our life with it. i even made fanart. #which i may post later if i feel like it #my art #fanart #ncfom

[beescake]

your art of kk and sol makes me think of this

love it.. im just picking up what theyre putting down

#theyre indeed the buddy film genre personified it is imperative that i present them as such #ask #cyber-corp #homestuck #sollux captor #karkat vantas #solkat #2024 #vioart #my sis: why r u drawing fluff #me: 😔 bcos.. i like these characters..

[overtake]

via redbullshop on ig

#why r u all up in my business like that #max verstappen #f1 #op

[cup-of-red-tea]

Why is saying nice things so much harder than being angy

#every time i try to compliment the art(ist) my embarassment is making an attempt on my life #why r u like this