#wiggles asks

[stranded-in-the-gobi-desert]

hello....... xiyao hunger games au........ pls say more

are they both tributes

hello anon u have opened a can of worms i have been thinking abt this au for over a year. my xiyao hunger games au.... theyre technically both tributes, just not in the same games..?

they meet each other as victors, a few days after meng yao wins his games, as he waits for his victor interview with ceaser flickerman.

lan xichen had won the games previous to this, dominating both the in-game and out-of-game play, his early life career training from belonging to district 1 combined with his 'prince charming' aura makes him a favourite for the capitoltes, who clamour to sponsor him, and a BEAST in the games.

meng yao, who was not of a fan of the games as so much he saw it as an egregious feat of capitol power, and a fascinating lesson in propaganda, watched this with both awe and an analytical eye.

he would not volunteer for the games (he's neither stupid nor suicidal), but if the opportunity came to either rise up from the poor life he's living in district 11, or give his mother one less mouth to feed, he'd grab the chance with both hands.

they won in contrasting ways, due to their very different backgrounds and personalities

lan xichen won with honour (as much as children killing other children can be considered honourable). mainting his single alliance with his district mate until the end, winning with a final sword duel that had the capitolites swooning in their seats. he's the image of perfection, a low kill count leaves little blood to mar his image.

meng yao won with deception, almost all his kills coming from either literal or figurative backstabbing. as one of the underdogs, and malnourished 15 years old from district 11, he wouldnt win in a straight fight with most tributes, let alone the careers. despite this, he left a bloody trail behind him to become victor, with 2 direct and 4 infirect kills under his belt. (he's still a capitol darling, as most victors are, but in a more - we like you right now but we can and will turn on you if you make a slight mistake)

meng yao did not expect to win once reaped and is struggling to deal with being alive when he thought he'd be dead, so is having a minor breakdown waiting to be interviewed.

lan xichen decides to visit the new victor and give them some advice on how to deal with the victory tour and [gestures vageuly to capitol] that, and kindly interrupts the start of said breakdown. this somehow leads into mimicking the iconic hand-caressing-intense-eye-contact-meeting scene from cql (i love the scenet too much not to include it).

ANYWAYS this is getting too long now, but just know that meng yao had a MASSIVE crush on lan xichen as he watched him win his games, and if it weren't for his mini breakdown whilst waiting to be interviewed he would totally be internally fangirling, and that lan xichen is completealy enamoured with meng yao after meeting him once.

they become a favourite capitol pairing (not couple just yet), constrasting heights and images creating a perfect pair (this is self indulgeant).

hopefully this makes some sense to u anon, and u enjoyed the rambling

#wiggles asks #xiyao #lan xichen #meng yao #apologies this got so long anon i rambled sm #i love hunger games au sm i always end up planning one for every fandom i get into #as per usual this took me like an hour to write akldsfjg #hopefully u found some of this interesting #nie mingjue is the next year's victor (i cant help 3zun ok.) and the three of them do become tentative friends #i have an excel spreadsheet planning meng yao;s games out adklfsjghr #although meng yao did kill of one nie mingjue's friends (? more like they trained together.. coworker??) so thats some beef they have #its mostly one sided at the beginning bc nmj gets annoed at my when he watches them bc he doesnt quite grasp the reality of the games until #he enters (and then has complicated feelings abt it once he examines them) #oh also jgs is a former victor thats also why my is interested in the games #i would have made them both tributes but i cant handle that level of drama and planning. #im saying that as if i dont have a full spreadsheet and 10 different notes planning the timeline a;dklsfjg

[wigglesforonce]

It applies to both hulkenburg and Rosberg. I WANT seb in the seat and will continue yelling about it

are people genuinely hoping for rosberg in the merc seat?? like even if u like the guy he retired 8 years ago??? that’s crazy.

esp when there’s a more successful and recently retired german wdc like right there. seb plz come back we miss u

#wiggles asks #hi mark :) #i will yell w u mark. seb where are u buddy #ur monaco cameo wasn’t enough :( #i straight up didn’t even consider rosberg bc like. let him live his life somewhere else. he’s not relevant to the grid anymore

[wigglesforsquiggles]

HI WIGGLES BELOVED!!! HOW WAS YOUR WEEK?!!! :D♡!!!!!!!!

IM SO LATE IM SORRY RAIN ;-; i just realised it was friday and GASPED outloud and ran to get my phone 😔😔😞 v funny from an outside pov.

my week has been fine! i was supposed to have a blood test on tuesday but the appointment got cancelled in the morning (after i had already fasted for it :/// luckily my one tomorrow is a non fasting one whew)

also f1 is back!!! huzzah i forgot how fun it could be !! i have already added to my spreadsheets and listened to many many podcasts :D v happy w it

can’t rly think of much more that happened, although there definitely was stuff most likely.

i hope u have a wonderful weekend rain and eat lots of bread !! i am going to buy some tomorrow and looking forward to it :D

#wiggles asks #hi rain :D #mm bread

[beescake]

Your art is so fucking good that I get nauseous whenever I see it (in a good way I promise). Every time you post something I have to put my phone down and walk away so I can calm down its so insane

#FRR THANKS SM. I AM ALSO WIGGLING HAPPILY #b ready.. there are more shenanigans afoot #ask #anon #homestuck #2024 #solkat #sollux captor #karkat vantas #vioart

[clownsuu]

the way you draw howdy and Wally is so euphoric

they make my brain go brrrrr

Evenly distributed personality smhhhh

#Welcome home #welcome home wally #welcome home howdy #welcome home frank #welcome home eddie #wally darling #howdy pillar #frank frankly #eddie dear #wallypillar #howdydarling #i am wiggling drawing blue gremlin and worm man while y’all ask for literally anyone else KDHDHDHHDD #ITS TOO ADDICTING TO DRAW THESE GAY PEOPLE SJCHJDDJDDH #the height differences shock me every time KJDFHCHD #Sometimes I be like “wait is he actually this small/tall”? #I go check #And y e p- #Anyway gotta now draw Barnaby having a midlife crisis

[harzeke]

what’s better than a girl and a boy who’s a dog

#tdart #td spoilers #axeripper #total drama #i have never lost. ripper asking bowie for relationship advice made me rip my hair out in excitement #also my latent millieripper worms were wiggling briefly #very happy about that #But i’m glad most of all that i was right that ripper loves women who turn him into a balloon animal

[lynxgriffin]

If you're still doing requests and wanted to of course, would you perhaps draw Kris trying to teach Susie to dance for the school dance with Noelle and it going about as well as can be expected? :)

Come on Susie, just do a pirouette! Not like it's hard! (And that's totally what you do at a school dance, right?)

#ask lynx stuff #lynx art #deltarune #kris #susie #look they know this and the slav dance #and the wiggle dance #plenty of variety

[shepscapades]

#IM LOOOOSING IT yall's theories are so good #running around in circles so fast i get dizzy and fall over #reveals will come later... for now... mystery #wiggles my fingers #dbhc #dbhc theories #dbhc ask #anon #artsy-book #endtricate #ALSO THE KIND WORDS :((( THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH #dbhc evil x #dbhc helsknight #tagging both as to not give anything away #dbhc xisuma #for the mentions #the shepherd #my sona #art escapades #dbhc sillies

[smokbeast]

YOUR ART. ITS SO. SO. SCRUMPTIOUS

my eyes are being fed

also how you draw nightmare

is. I’m just. Exploding

THANKYOU AAA SO SORRY FOR LATE RESPONSE BUT A NIGHTMAN FOR YOU

#WIGGLES BACK EXCITEDLY LIKE A DOOR WONGLE #JDFJJDMS #THANKYOU <3333 #asks

[stranded-in-the-gobi-desert]

re: your tags on that gifset, it’s Lord Wind Master/Shi Qingxuan from TGCF! unless that was a rhetorical question in which case I plead the it’s past my bedtime

it was not rhetorical in any way thank you for putting a name to a face and a very endearing fictional character. i quest forward to find more information abt him

many thanks !!!

#wiggles asks #i hope u had a nice sleep! it took me a long time to answer this whoops #mostly bc i don’t get notifs for this blog #forgive me lmao

[wigglesforonce]

Wiggles

congrats cup u get the first ask of my f1 side blog. after 2 and a half years of having it. possible 3. i can’t stop mentally face palming. how are u

#i don’t even have an ask tag bc i’ve NEVER HAD TO MAKE ONE FOR THIS BLOG #i’ll use the same one as my main blog #wiggles asks #hi cup :) #it’s 2am here help my brain can’t handle this

[wigglesforsquiggles]

Hi wiggles!!! Random question:

Is it common to eat rusk in england when you're sick? It's common here and it's honestly such a weird thing it made me wonder If you guys do it too :D

My stomach is still upset and that made me curious :')

(Also we call it Zwieback and I've looked it up and looks like you guys call this specific type of rusk zwieback too :0!! Yay loan word :D!!)

hi hello rain !! let me google what rusk is first

aha! i do recognise it and i def have eaten it before, but i wouldn't call it common>?? its like smth i assocate w soup or like a side at specific restaurants idk. its never made me ill tho... i wish u feel better soon rain !!

#wiggles asks #hi rain :D #i missed the og notif fo this i am so sory for being late :(

[dragonsaltartales-art]

@hunnybunnyburrows Come get your food

#dat art #bugsnax #snorpy fizzlebean #chandlo funkbun #sketch #ask request #wambus troubleham #triffany lottablog #cromdo face #wiggle wigglebottom #gramble gigglefunny

[primalrageanddumbassery]

God this is stupid

I had this idea yesterday morning, got real sick, and then had time to doodle. Howdy, gay people, I’m back in my NATM kick. I’m a little mad that the first time I drew Jedtavious was for a dumb joke like this, but here I am.

Likes and reblogs are appreciated, but DO NOT repost my art. If you’d like to use my art for a pfp, DM me and we can work that out 💚

Drink water, beautiful. Ily <3

(Individual images under the cut)

#beck art? yea babey #my art #procreate #night at the museum #jedtavious #Jedediah smith #octavious natm #jedediah and octavius #larry daley #Nicky Daley #Nicholas Daley #Nick Daley #Roman empire #ask a guy about the Roman Empire trend #idk what its called #Roman empire trend #natm #queer artist #Jed’s stupid little wiggling has me rolling #he’s so angy! #he don’t like being manhandled! #jed natm #natm art #night at the museum art #natm meme #night at the museum meme #jedtavius

[soriastrider]

Heawo, pwease dwaw a squimbwy?

the creacher has been observed and accepted. this is nothing too unusual for the rulers of the consort kingdom

#ask #hello anon whose identity i certainly do not know #who is definitely not a friend who knew i would know what 'squimbwy' meant #lmao #anyway here you go :P #clicky clacky squiggly boi #also featuring the boys (tm) #jake english #dirk strider #dirkjake #homestuck #my art #(context: today i was given a plastic segmented slug creature fidget toy that wiggles and makes nice clicky sounds. a glorious being)

[beanghostprincess]

Lawsanuso is great because you have this wannabe-edgy depressed 26 y/o being a freak for superheroes and then two guys who actually aren't that fond of their superhero personalities and would just. Rather not do that anymore. But Law is a stubborn pathetic wet cat and it's more painful to see him go "Well I don't care why would I care about you and your stupid-- Fucking. Idiotic costumes. I don't. Not me. I hate you actually. Fuck you" than to wear their suits again. So they wear them and put on a little dumb show while Law is trying not to show how much he is into that.

#if he had a tail he'd be wiggling it like an excited puppy while looking away from them #sanji and usopp are so fucking tired of doing this somebody save them #but it's for their boyfriend so it's alright #law is living his dream #also assume sanji has another stealth black suit. because law had one. like for cosplay. don't ask why HE had it. #he was waiting for the right moment and it is weird of him but at least it won't affect sanji in any way. he is just tired of law #but in an endearing way #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #trafalgar law #lawsan #lawsopp #sanuso #lawsanuso #i just be shipping sanuso with everybody at this point idc as long as it has sanuso #sanuso + any character is good