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playertwotails · 2 months
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I really like the idea that Tails is waaaaay more mentally unhinged than everyone but Sonic is aware of and even he gets caught off guard sometimes.
Like in a "if Tails wasn't so sweet and nice he might actually be the most dangerous villain that makes Eggman look like a cakewalk" (hello Sonic Prime that I need to finish but has basically this idea from what I know)
I just like the idea of Tails dropping facts and info that has the rest of the group doing a double take like "...Huh??!!!!"
Shadow or someone: "We need to take [villain of the week] down"
Tails casually: "Okay their vital organs are here, here and here. We can also hit them psychologically with this information I just found out 10 mins ago while researching in the middle of the fight. Also here's the weapons I made specifically for this at that same time."
Everyone else softly: "....what the fuck"
Like let him just casually drop the most unhinged facts, info, and gadgets that sometimes even has Sonic like "..Do we need to have a heart to heart??? You good????"
He's has like a switch that goes from "baby boy baby" to "oh he actually a little fucked up huh."
He's the embodiment of "He will never start a fight but he sure as hell will end it."
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renegadesstuff · 7 months
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Katherine 'Kate' Beckett in S5E02, “Cloudy With a Chance of Murder” 💙
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coockie8 · 1 month
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i once had an anti tell me to stop sexualizing their trauma on a story i wrote that was a word for word retelling of my own actual trauma but with names changed and its been 2 years and i still cant stop thinking about that
Ah, yeah... Unfortunately a non-insignificant number of antishippers seem to genuinely believe they own the concept of trauma, so any story they read that they believe to be portrayed in a romanticized or sexualized light therefore must be romanticizing/sexualizing their trauma specifically.
I couldn't tell you the amount of times I've gotten the "stop sexualizing my trauma!!!!!!" or adjacent comments from antishippers that universally garner a response that basically boils down to
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Like, bitch! I'm talking about my trauma! I literally did not even know you existed until you fucking commented!
#proship#proshipper#anti bs#just anti things#glad to know antis assuming every story about trauma must be about them specifically seems to be a universal proshipper experience lol#like *how* am I sexualizing *your* trauma when I literally do not even know who you are?#like if you hadn't commented I would've gone my entire life not knowing you even exist#if I had omnipotence like that I certainly would not be using that power to sexualize the trauma of some random fucking stranger! lol#you think my petty ass would be doing *that* instead of the infinitely more infuriating thing of spoiling every show you love at any chance#jokes aside though like seriously get fucking real#I hate to burst your main character syndrome bubble but nobody fucking cares about you#not in the ''nobody loves you and you'll die alone'' sense#but in the ''you are just Some Guy™ and the 8 billion other people on the planet have their own problems to worry about'' sense#if someone is writing about trauma maybe take your self-centred goggles off for 5 fucking seconds#and maybe you'll realise that it is 1000000% more likely this random stranger is writing about *their* trauma#and *not* the trauma of a person whose entire existence they are not even aware of#I do believe the tiktok trend of referring to strangers as ''NPCs'' has at least contributed to this epidemic of main character syndrome#people you don't know are *not* ''NPCs'' you fucking robot!#they are human beings just like you with lives and dreams and loved ones#you just don't know them#sorry but I genuinely think I'd go to jail for murder if I ever heard someone refer to me as an ''NPC'' out in public#'cause genuinely who the fuck do you think you are!?
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m0e-ru · 1 year
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losers meetup
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batshikns · 2 months
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crazy thing is is that i can still lose all my humanity, try to kill myself, get picked up by some 40-something guy, get manipulated into the mafia, meet some ginger who's subjectivity attractive, kill a ton of people, meet my best friend, abuse a kid, have my best friend die, leave the mafia, and join a detective agency. I still have two years left until I am past that age.
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outofthiisworld · 4 months
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MORALITY CHALLENGE!
bold all the things your muse has done, will/would do is in italics, bolded italics means they've done it and will probably do it again.
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murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / money-laundering / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting
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murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / money-laundering / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of IS a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting
Tagged by: @earthforsaken ( thank yeeew! :3c )
Tagging: [dialing 911 to arrest your muse]
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gxyhxrror · 6 months
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I watched it. I watched Saw V. Never cared about those movies before.
Holy fuck he was going to let him live. He was going to save him. But what then. What would happen if he did live…ok but that’s why predicting outcomes bc he had to be there to disrupt it.
Lmao.
#it was so funny#like so homoerotic#and so well thought out#like oh ok so the jigsaw guy was actually kind and not a murderer bc he let ppl make their own choices#and all the people could’ve worked together instead of died#and if all 5 ppl survived instead of killed each other#they’d only have to have given like 2 pints of blood each#and mark hoffman being trained by jigsaw guy#like ok here’s ur chance ur going to be my cute little apprentice murder (;#and the fact there’s no unnecessary shit#it gets right to the point#there’s no meaningless wives or backstories#the backstory is brief#well ofc Ik there were 4 other movies or whatever#but it was so good#i haven’t paid attention to a movie or cared abt a movie in so long#and saw movies I never liked if my parents watched them or whatever#bc w my parents it’s awkward but also just??? being able to enjoy it#being able to fill the room with my thoughts & feelings & it being my own curated experience#and I love Scott Patterson but this is the only time I’ve seen him as not Luke Gilmore Girls#he’s so. idk what it is#and I love the name Peter#and his character was so good bc he didn’t even have that many lines#and how he was figuring everything out sooo fast he was cursed and doomed by the narrative#and how it was a searching narrative like#they were seeking each other out like a fucking love story#and the asking questions or speaking to Mark Hoffman#in rhetorical terms like when he’d piece more of it together#like ok…why is it as if you’re forming a connection with him…#and Mark constantly trying to get in contact with Peter and finding him
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there-will-be-a-way · 7 months
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me and the roomies every evening (our heating system hasn't been turned on yet):
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starlitwishes · 11 months
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I hope you all know I have this perfectly adorable Icon of Wrenn giving someone a smooch on their cheek that I apparently will never get to use, becAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS ADOPTING HIM--
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mrsmarlasinger · 1 year
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My manager at the call center isn't gonna be here for the rest of the week. Nor is our office manager. I'm gonna throw up. Like I'm literally nauseous with dread
#it's JUST me and my one coworker because they fired coworker libby a few weeks ago#we're so fucked oh my god like#i ask my manager for shit ALL THE TIME oh my goddddd#i don't even have permission to use bonding slots for ortho emergencies omfg i'm gonna actually kill myself#and i took 53 calls on monday?? calls take like 5–10min usually & there's only 480 minutes in a work day?? and now we're down one person??#i was literally physically ill with stress today having to constantly call people back and i only took 43 calls#(7 of which were 10–20min new patient calls which each require like a good 15+ min of follow-up as well. but i digress)#i also got a call that was just fifteen seconds of BLOODY MURDER SCREAMING until i got way too scared and hung tf up. jfc#(which i thought that was one of those scam calls where they just play audio of a woman screaming for her fucking life#but it came from a patient's parent's phone number?? so idk??????)#(sometimes i hear kids screaming in the background cuz it's a pediatric dentistry but this was something different.#no talking just horrific screaming for over ten seconds straight. oh my god)#anyway on the OFF chance we have ANY free time tomorrow taking 80+ calls on our own. we'll have to spend it CALLING BACK MISSED CALLS#AND I'LL NEVER GET MY FUCKING NEW PATIENTS IN. GOD#ONLY 56 HOURS OF THIS JOB LEFT. CHRIST A-FUCKING-LIVE. PARENTS ARE GONNA BE MAD AT ME AND ORTHO COORDINATOR CANDI WILL YELL AT ME#AND I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. I HATE MY JOB AND I HATE THIS FUCKING DENTISTRY. GODDDDDD#personal#work shit#work blogging#work
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kulemii · 1 year
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some of these reddit yakuza fans want aizawa to be dead sooooo bad. shut up ! shut up! shut uuuuuuuup
'the tojo probably got him'
'he died of hypothermia'
fuck offfff. if kiryu could pass out in the snow with a gaping fucking bullet wound, wake up and half drag himself to saftey, masa could get up too! 🙄
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renegadesstuff · 7 months
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Katherine 'Kate' Beckett in S5E02, “Cloudy With a Chance of Murder” 🤍
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Pairing: Adam/Aries x reader
Description: You're dragged to a club you don't even know the name of, despite not really wanting to go out at all tonight. When you finally manage to escape the suffocating atmosphere you're followed out by a strange man.
Content Warning: Yandere I guess?, mentions of blood and weapons, non con touching, Adam being himself lmao, smoking, fighting, murder oc shenanigans, implied kidnapping, implied fem reader (they wear a skirt but there's no use of she/her I believe), ask to tag
Rating: not sfw but only for a brief moment
Word Count: 1936
Notes: Aries belongs to @inkofaries! I love them very much and I've also been obsessed with Adam since I laid eyes on his fat tits. Love at first sight honk honk I actually found this most of the way done while looking at what wips I had and I was like... perfect
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You didn’t even like clubbing. It was too loud, the music and the yelling and all the voices… it was nearly as bad as all the sweaty and moving bodies. How could people stand the smell here too? If someone hadn’t handed you a shot as soon as you got here you probably wouldn’t have stuck around.
Well, that, and you were struggling to remember where the exit was. With all the flashing lights, it was hard to find an exit sign. You found yourself sticking to the wall, trying to find any door that might let you leave, considering the group of friends who had corralled you in here were nowhere to be found.
Luckily, skirting around the edges of the dance floor proved to be fruitful; you found a side door that at least lead out to the side of the building. Even if it didn’t lead out to street level, outside was better than inside at this moment. Wasting no time in pushing the door open, you could only breathe a sigh of relief as the fresh night air hit you.
You stepped out fully into the cool night and let the door close behind you, not at all upset in seeing that it had no handle on this side. However, a quick glance to where the street should have been found that this area had at least been fenced in from street view-- likely to keep club goers from sneaking in while someone was taking out the garbage.
There was another path forward but in the meantime, you had to cool your nerves. You pulled a pack of cigarettes from your back pocket and lit one, taking a large inhale before letting it free. Leaning against the brick wall, you could still hear (and feel, for that matter) the music in the club but were unbothered by it now. A few minutes passed by quickly as you smoked before you were surprised to see the door open again.
Out strode a large figure who didn’t immediately notice you as he stepped out. However, as you blew out another cloud of smoke, he turned to face you. You looked up briefly from your phone to meet his gaze. He looked vaguely familiar, but you couldn’t place it. He also looked like he was up to no good, so after a moment you returned to scrolling on your phone. It was just your luck that he spoke up.
“You aren’t supposed to be out here,” He leaned his right forearm over the wall just above your head, cocking his head as red hair pushed in front of his eyes. “Employees only.”
“Oh no,” Your voice is flat as you take a moment to adjust your glasses, looking up into his brown eyes with obvious distaste. “I’m so scared.” You raise your cigarette to your lips with delicate fingers, only to have it plucked from your grasp; the man looming above you takes a puff of it instead, blowing the smoke right in your face. You just frown at him as his smile only seems to grow.
You get the growing sense he’s not someone you want to be alone with.
“Just trying to help you out angel,” He clicks his tongue as he leans in farther to you, whispering. “Pretty thing like you shouldn’t be alone on a night like this.” His smirk is nothing but devious. You’re able to take your cigarette back (well aware that he could have kept it from you if he wanted to) and take another puff yourself. “It can get dangerous around here.”
“Is that so?” You flick off ashes, still not looking away from him. “Because the way I see it, I was doing just fine until you came along.”
“You know,” His free hand finds way to your hip, roughly grabbing at the skin there. “Maybe you should be scared of me.” You want to believe he’s just teasing but the way your heartbeat picks up has you wondering if you’ve made a mistake.
“After all, you don’t know me. Don’t know what I’m capable of angel.” There’s an edge to his voice that sends a sinking feeling falling through you. You really don’t feel like gambling tonight, so you’re no going to risk it.
“Could say the same asshole!” You waist no time in raising your knee to his crotch and ducking away from him as he crumbles. You don’t stay to witness him squirm, turning away from the fence to the unknown, dark alley opposite of it.
You hear him groan as you set off, only to hear it die down to a chuckle. That only makes you book it faster, turning the corner left to the back of the club. This side is fenced as well, but you can see the shape of the door not far from you. If you made it to the street surely there would be other people out in the area you could run too.
“Oh you’re going to be more fun then I thought!” You didn’t think you could push yourself any harder as you run towards the exit. You can feel your damn skirt rising as you run and you swear one of the fucking buttons in the front just flew off, but there could be time to worry about that later.
You hit the iron fence running, panting as your hand flies to the handle. It was just your luck the door opened in and not out because before you could open it, the man you had previously incapacitated slams into you, ramming you hard into the iron fence. You groan as you’re pressed roughly into it and hear as he breaths into your ear.
“Is that all you got? You really gonna let it end here bitch?” His words make you so angry you almost forget how scared you are. But pinned as you are, there isn’t much you can do against him.
“Fuck off!” You yell though the both of you know your voice wouldn’t be heard over the club beside you. He’s very obviously stronger than you but that doesn’t stop you from struggling against him, trying in vain to jam your elbow into something vulnerable. However, the man behind you is all hard muscles and toned skin, and your hits do little more than make him laugh.
“Aww you’re going to keep fighting angel? Just for me?” One of his hands sneaks to the back of your thighs, where your traitorous skirt has managed to ride just below the curve of your ass. He wastes no time pulling it up fully over you, unbothered by the sound of some of the buttons snapping off and instead cupping one of your ass cheeks. Your soft skin gives way under his rough touch and he can’t help but groan out in satisfaction.
“But god if you don’t feel divine…” He leans against you more now, using his other hand to reach around to your front and thumb at the thin lace of your thong. You don’t think you’ve ever felt more embarrassed than you did now with his thumb rubbing haphazard circles on your clothed clit.
“Leave me alone! G-get off!” Even as you say the words you’re not sure how you’re going to shake him off. The hand that was on your ass moves up, taking its time to run along every curve and fold of your sides and hips before settling on you right breast. You can’t help but hitch your breath at the combined sensations.
You’re not about to let this happen to you.
You take a deep breath to ready yourself and ram your head back with force. You aren’t sure if you hit his chin or something else but its enough to get him to fall back from you and for you to shake off your head and get moving.
Again, you go for the handle of the iron wrought door only for it to not move you your grasp. Shake and wiggle it as you might, it doesn’t moved. Its locked on both sides, needing a key. You turn to face your attacker, seeing that you actually managed to hit his nose; its bleeding from your impact, but doesn’t look broken. In fact, the man before merely wipes the blood from his nose with a wicked grin.
Knowing now that you were truly stuck with him has you taking in a deep breath.
“You’re pretty good at this. I’m lucky tonight.” He swipes his tongue quickly across his lips as he encroaches upon you, tasting his own blood. You have nowhere left to run and you’re both well aware of the fact now. “Are you gonna keep fighting this? Or will you just let it happen angel?” You still have one last trick, but you didn’t want to have to use it.
“B-back off!” While there’s still distance between you, you pull the knife from your boot. Its nothing significant, especially in your shaking hands but maybe it would be enough to get him to back off. “I’m… I’m not afraid to use this!”
You don’t know how he can keep smiling like this. It unnerves you.
“Then do it.” He doesn’t stop approaching you, not until his chest is touching the tip of your
blade. It digs into his chest a little bit, but not enough to break his skin or his shirt. “Hurt me. Make me bleed even more.”
You can’t stop shaking. If you didn’t have a death grip on the knife, it likely would have fallen from your hands long ago. You can’t help but look and meet his piercing gaze.
It’s clear to the both of you he’s already won.
Tears well up in your eyes, making it hard to see him. He’s still grinning, something wicked working way on his features as your clammy hands finally drop the knife. It falls to the ground with such a loud sound you can’t help but flinch.
“What happened to all that fight from before?” In a facsimile of sweetness, he cups your chin. You tremble in his grasp, knowing well what was to come.
If only you knew what he had in mind was far worse.
“I think I like you.” He leans in close to your face. You still have some sort of self preservation as you lean away from him. Your head hits the iron bars as he just stares into your eyes. “What do you say slut? Coming home with me tonight?” You stiffen at a pressure on your side.
You look to your waist; he holds a knife of his own, far more intimidating than the little one you had. You don’t know where he pulled it from but it only serves to let you know this was a losing battle from the start.
He squeezes your chin when you don’t immediately respond. You don’t dare speak, merely nod your head at his words.
He smiles.
“Good.” The hand that holds the knife slots against your waist, pulling you snug against him. He drops your chin and produces a key—the very one that could grant your freedom. “Don’t even think about running.”
Slowly, carefully, he opens the door towards the both of you. You found you had two choices before you.
Escape from his grasp, risk getting hurt or worse as you run into the unforgiving night. Or… Let him take you away, to fate unknown. With a knife like that in his hand, the choice seemed pretty obvious.
You just hoped you could run faster than him.
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fnalguy · 2 years
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am i thinking about touch starved Tommy? yes. Am I specifically thinking about his physical interactions with Megan? yes again. Am I specifically, specifically thinking about them kissing at the jail & that being his first kiss & that being why he’s so surprised when she’s into it? yes again, again. 
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snowydawn17 · 2 years
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Ppl understandably focus on ch4&5 Ouma (with occasional theorizing/headcanon-ing towards ch6) and then there’s me. Sitting here. Fixated on Ouma in ch2
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