#with dramatic ass lines like

[sendpseuds]

Writing Patterns (Tag Game)

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there’s a pattern!

Oooooh! This is super interesting. Thank you to @tennessoui and @lilredghost for the tag, I'm super curious to see where this goes.

It’s not difficult to understand why the locker room is so often a setting found in porn. Perfect Spiral [Chapter 3 because it's funnier than one and two and is technically the most recently posted, I don't care if it's cheating.]

“Pay up, Vos,” Obi-Wan purrs with a bright smile that speaks to how much he’s enjoying this, holding his hand out, palm up, waiting for the credits he’s owed. What the Fuck, Obi-Wan!?

Obi-Wan is dying. Die for You

"This is useless." Silver Tongue Truths

“This place is adorable,” Padme remarks, not for the first time since they sat down at the little round cafe table, bathed in light from the large bay window, “How did you find it?” Caution: Hot [Chocolate]

Is it a window? I Might Miss Him

“How old are you?” Go Fuck Yourself Obi-Wan

How did he get here? Terrorizing the HOA and Other Weekend Activities

“Tinder!?” I'll Fall for You if... [technically this one is also cheating but, again, I do not care]

“I will tell everyone!” I Need You Right Now [this one has some new art too if that interests you...]

Okay, yeah, there are actually a lot of patterns here...

7/10 are five words or less. 6/10 include dialogue. 5/10 include a question.

There is a part of me that looks at this and goes "I should change that" but... I mean, that's just the ADHD talking so no need to worry.

I have no plans to change anytime soon 🖤

#what can i say? #i like to jump right in #with dramatic ass lines like #obi wan is dying #drama drama drama #writing patterns #asks

[aioliravioli-69]

This one was a long time coming (a.k.a. since I found out about 'Duolingo on ice') so I started looking into it and I found this!

This pose

This pose specifically was MADE for Buddy!!

I couldn't resist

Buddy being a dramatic bastard

#cinderella boy #cinderella boy webtoon #buddy #once again I ignore human anatomy #can I just mention #male figure skating in general is the most DRAMATIC sport in existence #look up figure skating outfits male rn and you'll see what I mean #They all look like they're gonna go on stage and preform some shakespearian playy😭 #the outfits are eye candy for sure and they ALL fit Buddy perfectly #there's one purple one that was literally made for him #I might further this AU but idk mann #I'll have to see #I imagine him saying some edgy ass batman line in this pic #'revenge is a dish best served cold' *passes Chase and as he does ice from his skates spring up and land on the shorter guy* #'DAMN YOU PERRY-; I MEAN BUDDY!!!' #Chase raises his fist in anger #Doofenschmirtz style😎 #he'll get him back someday

[sunbun-fnaf]

working on some Silly Shit™ 

#my art #fnaf #not really but kind of #sunbuns such a silly guy. why is he like that #any time someone draws sunbun i get complaints about all the stars on the vest #and like i used to be all “its not that big of a deal. you're being dramatic” #i get it now #i understand #i understand the pain of lining up the stars #my ass is not meant for something this professional #i tried so hard to make lines not scratchy and failed miserably #crawling around in the dirt like a worm #this isnt like even a post post #uhhh expect art later #like actual art #why is this so crunchy #im just now looking at it #what happened to my image #crunchified

[spoofyleaf]

*whips out epipen in lab to use as a straight edge*

#everyone thought I was dying #prolly bc my ass is dramatic and went ‘oh shit pls don’t tell me left it at home’ (talking about my ruler) #(which I did) #then I grabbed my epipen and went ‘ah ha!’ #then the professor looked like she had a heart attack when I used it to draw a straight line #note to self: people don’t like using prescription drugs as a straight edge

[elegyofthemoon]

me reading through acheron's voice lines just looks like

#avil plays hsr #i got her to lvl 80 today :] #but im also out of energy reserves adkjfaslkfashlkfjhslk #i dont have good relics on her bc my luck there is Ill #and i dont have her traces up either + dont have her light cone #but man...... #its so funny i was thinking about the sorter and im actually surprised she made it to top 5/6? #but thats probably recency effect + me focusing so much on penacony and hi3 reference lmaoooo so that might be it #however after reading her voice lines im like '....ah we have a problem' (<- likes dramatic ass lines for some reason) #all i can here is the distant sounds of 'sora' and weeping (<- its me im weeping.) #im. chatty today about hsr/hi3 idk. #i dont know what i want to say but man. i sure like these games !

[recallback-art]

NGL Daze has existed for a hot second, but I only actually got round to drawing this refset at the start of summer. Felt nice to do, feels good to flex that I can get out some bangers in mspaint of all things.

But yeah! This is Daze, he's a senior exorcist who's part of Oren and Lucero's group (the Shibuya squad) and sometimes he's an eel. Or all the time, really. He just doesn't look like it on the outside.

#monster oc #monster boy #original character #creature design #organs #laid out in lavender #my ocs #recall draws #ask if i need more tags for the eel sitch that guys a little body horror-ish #but yeah daze :) #i rlly like him and find him to be a very interesting character with emotionally valuable contributions to the narrative #but i always feel so fcking cringe introducing him to other people #cause his whole thing is like. he doesnt want ppl to be interested in his life to keep him and his roommate's curses a secret #so to push people away as effortlessly as possible he just makes an ass of himself #he acts rlly annoying and over dramatic and lazy and prideful and rlly just like that guy at work everyone hates #bc hes counting on u not wanting to work with him or associate with him #unfortunately this makes it rlly embarrassing for me when he acts annoying and everyones like >:( ur annoying #but yeah. #no official loil tag despite the fact this IS an official refset for him bc he isnt in main line loil #he gets a statement abt how he ended up cursed and thats it for his main story appearances #the shibuya squad is their own spin-off that i prolly wont make tho if i DID make any spin-off for loil its the most likely one id make #primrose path would be the easiest to do i could just like Write It with illustrations mixed in #anyway no more talking hi i love tag infodumps pls feel free to ask me abt things always #dazai kubo #forgor the character tag

[francy-sketches]

Hope you’re ok btw ❤️

yea im ok dw <3 just kinda bummed out by the whole thing but whateverrr we move on twitter doesn't matter anyway ^_^

also idk if you sent me another ask or if that was a different anon but. I'm not gonna answer it bc I don't wanna create more drama (and also I'm trying to resolve it in dms rn so. don't wanna ruin that by being petty) but thanks for the support same goes for the other anons 🫶

#Anonymous #asks #well I was spending too much time on twitter anyway and this made me want to not do that so. silver lining ig #idk im usually not bothered by online drama but this is. idk. maybe it's bc I got attacked for something I didn't do #or maybe it's bc I'm now hated by some of the most annoying people on twitter who seem to behave like a hivemind. so that's fun #goddamn this other person I was arguing with really got on my nerves. genuinely so fucking obnoxious. and worst of all stupid -_- #'erm clearly I know what you meant better than you do' ok well go fuck yourself. hope you piss your pants. everyday #I share a mutual with that person and tbh I might just unfollow them bc I don't want to see their annoying ass. sorry oomfie 😔 #just to be clear I don't mean the artist I mean the other person who came at me. before I get accused of vagueing artists again #maybe I'm also being dramatic bc I've been feeling like a dying victorian child for the past few days. I'll live tho #sorry just needed 2 rant. still kinda mad lol but its ok 🙂

[vagueiish]

i think that it's gonna be oli's canon that he and asta did meet before the events of the game. like, briefly. and very shortly before, mere days

and, yeah, asta did try to seduce the guy and bring him back to cazador. but oli's hella insecure + he's demi. so like not really interested (yet) (i mean, come on, he wants to know how he could be into someone only five minutes after meeting) + he's almost willfully oblivious to flirting (and also thanks some timely intervention from a family friend! what luck!!!) so he's safe. barely.

mostly i want this big, dumb interaction where asta tries to be seductive and oli's like ????? the whole time. something along the lines of:

oli, trying to make polite conversation while waiting out the rain: so, uh... what's your name? astarion: whatever you want it to be, darling~ oli, not exactly unused to being flirted with but isn't exactly super used to it and doesn't want to make assumptions: is... is that elven, or...?

#i wonder. did astarion always go for seduction? or was he savvy enough with people to realize #that sometimes all he'd have to do is be like 'aw i lost my puppy' or some shit and he'd be able to get people #to follow him to their dooms that way? #because a sob story about a dying grandma or lost puppy or whatever #would have worked on oli far better than any pick up lines lmao #i imagine there'd be some points where asta was like 'nah this guy isnt biting. time to move on' #and then oli seems almost receptive which keeps him going #oli would in some ways be a perfect victim: #clearly far from home #clearly not of means #wouldnt take much digging to realize that he wouldnt really be missed should something happen to him #tho asta wouldnt be able to get him drunk. considering he finds all alcohol gross yucky #i have a rough outline of how the meeting would go #and the end of their encounter is almost sweet. if filled with intense amounts of dramatic irony lmao #basically oli's like 'youre a good person! :) im glad kind people like you exist in this city #bc the experience has sucked ass for me so far!!!!' #and astarion gets to sit there for a moment like ....what a naive idiot. jfc #he does (fortunately or unfortunately) find a replacement victim shortly after #idk. maybe it's a nice little respite for him to deal with someone like oli? #oli doesnt recognize him after the crash #im unsure if asta would recognize oli.... #ship: blood sweat & tears (s!asta x oli) #oc: could it be this misery will suffice? (oliver) #to the void with love

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

sometimes it really fuckin blows my mind that i had to act like a fuckin 5 year old for my aunt to take me seriously about "hey if the dog is under the couch and growling at you maybe don't pet her"

#stickers: off her laptop #i had to like dramatically STOMP OFF THE COUCH and slam the door for her to get the message!!!! #i didn't want to do that!! i wanted her to stop the ten billion times i asked her nicely! #like. the dog is literally growling and getting bitey. why are you upsetting her??????? stop it???????? #GROWN ASS WOMAN NOT LISTENING TO THE OTHER GROWN ASS ADULTS OR THE DOG WHO IS SENDING A VERY CLEAR MESSAGE #dunno who's read the homework machine but there's a line i am reminded of constantly when interacting with my aunt #anyways.

[the-little-crow]

I’m going to flip shit oh my god, a family just came by my work and ordered EIGHT FUCKING CUPS OF COOKIE DOUGH ICECREAM, WHEN THAT GODDAMN FLAVOR JUST GOT REPLACED SO ITS FROZEB FUCKING SOLID. This woman watches me struggle through eight goddamn cups and doesn’t even ASK about tipping. My hands hurt like a mf oh my god.

I don’t care what tf you order but if you see me literally having to use my entire body weight to get a partial scoop of your icecream thrn please for the love of god either tip or choose something else. Like bro I’m red as hell and literally sweating, maybe just take a step back and ask “huh, does this person usually have to do this?” Because the answer is probably no! I do not get paid enough to fuck up my hands so y’all can have fucking COOKIE DOUGH ice cream. Like Jesus Christ you come to this expensive ass icecream place and get the most basic motherfucking flavor???? We have SIXTEEN goddamn flavors and you all choose the one I can barely scoop???? I’m going to throw a kicking screaming pissing myself fit the if I EVER see these motherfuckers again holy fuck. you can spend FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS ON ICECREAM BUT NOT A $1 TIP??????? I actually hope they all get fucking food poising or some shit because the cookie dough part wasn’t made right. Like fuck directly off, you can see me taking FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES to get through something that should take like 5 minutes tops.

#massive work rant #I’m being very dramatic but also I really do hate when people pull that shit #I will do a ten star pirouette off the fucking handle #crow rambles #screaming into the void #like the fuckers were all doing the damn thing where they barely talk to you and just pay attention to their phones #which I also hate but it’s one of those things I’m not gonna throw a fit over #like yeah I’d also look at my phone if I was in line #but if I’m actively asking for your order and you can’t be asses #to even look up at me I am absolutely going to imagine vaulting over the counter to smack the phone out of your hand #like holy fuck it takes two fucking seconds #pls ignore this I’m just very tired and very stressed #usually I really love my job and the ppl I get to work with but today has just been a goddamn nightmare #also I do like cookie dough ice cream but not enough to pay like 5 bucks for a cup of it

[tchaikovskym]

also i bought a speaker and finally i can hear the beginning of the hall in the mountain king without having to turn the volume up.

#i wanted to say life rewards sometimes #but i did some maths #and #getting that speaker took me 18 hours of work #god i should be paid more #however according to stats i have like. the countrie's average salary #WHAT DID I WRITE COUNTRIE'S? IS THAT A WORD #nvm you got what i meant #my point is. poverty sucks ass and there are no livable wages in these times #i want to leave this place or i want to be in the front lines of revolution or smth #the speaker was not worth 2 of my work days. i did that for A SPEAKER #even that little joy i have cost me way too much #anyway im being dramatic. its a good speaker. i love it. my joy is genuine #but also im apathetic and feel nothing

[anonymusbosch]

work was so bad the last couple days tho. disregarding the fun readings it was like 90% trying to fix problems that other people were just breathtakingly unwilling to fix

#I AM DOING YOUR JOB AND THREE OTHER PEOPLE'S #FUCK OFF ON ACCUSING ME OF NOT DOING IT WELL ENOUGH WHEN I AM PROVABLY DOING IT BETTER THAN YOU #me: 'these parts do not fit bc part y is too large. i measured qty x of part y at 3 locations and qty n of part m and y is out of spec' #them: 'the parts are perfect. maybe you're measuring wrong ' #subsequently: 3 other people measure and find that I am correct and the parts are too big #this is by far far far not the worst thing it's just the one on top of my mind #we've had problems w part quality and inspection for SO LONG and every time I measure things and find problems I'm accused of mismeasuring #never an offer to inspect again #and then every time I am right #when i raise the alarm over supplier fabricated data I get dismissed until I literally raise it to the head of the department #when I say 'this piece is gonna fail in five years in a substantial portion of assemblies' and they're like 'you're being far too dramatic' #and then we actually do accelerated testing them and they fail in five six seven four years #not to mention the tech who. got parts to pass. by RAISING THE TOLERANCE ALLOWABLE TOLERANCE ON THE REPORT #like it is actively jeopardizing the production line to have so many parts this bad reach the floor. yield is gonna be super low #and it is also TANKING morale of everyone on the line. #people yelling and fighting #me I'm just keeping my cool while mentally (1) laying facedown on the floor and (2) eating my whole laptop #next person who attacks my work while defending shitty work can eat my entire ass #and the next person who defends THAT person. can also. eat my entire ass. #wailing and biting and gnashing of teeth #negative

[risingsol]

(Truth) do you think you’ll be allowed to have a happy ending or do you think you were born to suffer?

Truth or Dare // Accepting

“I mean... I know what I hope. I hope I’m allowed to have a happy ending - because well, if I’m destined for something like a bad ending, maybe things wouldn’t have worked out so well here.” At the same time, he couldn’t deny feeling like there were times when the journey through Teyvat had felt a little too smooth, a little too streamlined to count as something that might be grueling. 

Making friends here was originally borne out of a type of convenience and necessity; he could never forget that he was the outlander here in this world, that something in him searched for a reason to belong here beyond that of his sister. Friends and nations and events all gave him reasons to stay bit by bit, but he could still remember just how quickly he would have traded it all away for a chance to reunite with Lumine and continue searching for a home elsewhere. Was that perhaps his destiny or would enough time pass for him to find further attachment here? Choosing between the two could be the root of suffering at the end of the day too. 

“Either way... not to sound cliché, but we make our own paths in life. I’ll be gunning for a happy one no matter what.” 

#;inquiries ✦ answered asks #;traveler log ✦ ic #mcwscollective #//sometimes i think about his dramatic ass death voiceline where hes like this world rejected me #//or his line opening the chest where hes like oh has this world accepted me like aether pls

[lesbianlutherhargreeves]

“~Neither Sparrow or Umbrella~”

Ok super glad to know Sparrow Ben is still a nerd in his heart.

#im rewatching the ep with a friend and the dramatic ass line #like ok bud I get it #ben hargreeves #tua spoilers #tua s3 spoilers

[tearlessrain]

please help me- i used to be pretty smart but i’m having so much trouble grasping the concept of diegetic vs non-diegetic bdsm!

gfkjldghfd okay first of all I'm sorry for the confusion, if you're not finding anything on the phrase it's because I made it up and absolutely nobody but me ever uses it, but I haven't found a better way to express what I'm trying to say so I keep using it. but now you've given me an excuse to ramble on about some shit that is only relevant to me and my deeply inefficient way of talking and by god I'm going to take it.

SO. the way diegetic and non-diegetic are normally used is to talk about music and sound design in movies/tv shows. in case you aren't familiar with that concept, here's a rundown:

diegetic sound is sound that happens within the world of the movie/show and can be acknowledged by the characters, like a song playing on the stereo during a driving scene, or sung on stage in Phantom of the Opera. it's also most other sounds that happen in a movie, like the sounds of traffic in a city scene, or a thunderclap, or a marching band passing by. or one of the three stock horse sounds they use in every movie with a horse in it even though horses don't really vocalize much in real life, but that's beside the point, the horse is supposed to be actually making that noise within the movie's world and the characters can hear it whinnying.

non-diegetic sound is any sound that doesn't exist in the world of the movie/show and can't be perceived by the characters. this includes things like laugh tracks and most soundtrack music. when Duel of Fates plays in Star Wars during the lightsaber fight for dramatic effect, that's non-diegetic. it exists to the audience, but the characters don't know their fight is being backed by sick ass music and, sadly, can't hear it.

the lines can get blurry between the two, you've probably seen the film trope where the clearly non-diegetic music in the title sequence fades out to the same music, now diegetic and playing from the character's car stereo. and then there are things like Phantom of the Opera as mentioned above, where the soundtrack is also part of the plot, but Phantom of the Opera does also have segments of non-diegetic music: the Phantom probably does not have an entire orchestra and some guy with an electric guitar hiding down in his sewer just waiting for someone to break into song, but both of those show up in the songs they sing down there.

now, on to how I apply this to bdsm in fiction.

if I'm referring to diegetic bdsm what I mean is that the bdsm is acknowledged for what it is in-world. the characters themselves are roleplaying whatever scenarios their scenes involve and are operating with knowledge of real life rules/safety practices. if there's cnc depicted, it will be apparent at some point, usually right away, that both characters actually are fully consenting and it's all just a planned scene, and you'll often see on-screen negotiation and aftercare, and elements of the story may involve the kink community wherever the characters are. Love and Leashes is a great example of this, 50 Shades and Bonding are terrible examples of this, but they all feature characters that know they're doing bdsm and are intentional about it.

if I'm talking about non-diegetic bdsm, I'm referring to a story that portrays certain kinks without the direct acknowledgement that the characters are doing bdsm. this would be something like Captive Prince, or Phantom of the Opera again, or the vast majority of bodice ripper type stories where an innocent woman is kidnapped by a pirate king or something and totally doesn't want to be ravished but then it turns out he's so cool and sexy and good at ravishing that she decides she's into it and becomes his pirate consort or whatever it is that happens at the end of those books. the characters don't know they're playing out a cnc or D/s fantasy, and in-universe it's often straight up noncon or dubcon rather than cnc at all. the thing about entirely non-diegetic bdsm is that it's almost always Problematic™ in some way if you're not willing to meet the story where it's at, but as long as you're not judging it by the standards of diegetic bdsm, it's just providing the reader the same thing that a partner in a scene would: the illusion of whatever risk or taboo floats your boat, sometimes to extremes that can't be replicated in real life due to safety, practicality, physics, the law, vampires not being real, etc. it's consensual by default because it's already pretend; the characters are vehicles for the story and not actually people who can be hurt, and the reader chose to pick up the book and is aware that nothing in it is real, so it's all good.

this difference is where people tend to get hung up in the discourse, from what I've observed. which is why I started using this phrasing, because I think it's very crucial to be able to differentiate which one you're talking about if you try to have a conversation with someone about the portrayal of bdsm in media. it would also, frankly, be useful for tagging, because sometimes when you're in the mood for non-diegetic bodice ripper shit you'd call the police over in real life, it can get really annoying to read paragraphs of negotiation and check-ins that break the illusion of the scene and so on, and the opposite can be jarring too.

it's very possible to blur these together the same way Phantom of the Opera blurs its diegetic and non-diegetic music as well. this leaves you even more open to being misunderstood by people reading in bad faith, but it can also be really fun to play with. @not-poignant writes fantastic fanfic, novels, and original serials on ao3 that pull this off really well, if you're okay with some dark shit in your fiction I would highly recommend their work. some of it does get really fucking dark in places though, just like. be advised. read the tags and all that.

but yeah, spontaneous writer plug aside, that's what I mean.

#I found their original stuff while I was researching various waterhorses and their folklore for no reason #because one of the characters in their original work happens to be an each uisge #and then it turned out it ALSO included a lot of figures from welsh folklore in general #so yknow if you happen to have my incredibly specific hyperfixations you'll love it but even if you don't it's great #I didn't mean to bring up phantom of the opera so much it just happens to be very relevant to a lot of my talking points #I haven't actually seen it in years

[ribbonprincess]

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"Do a lil twirl for me,yeah...your ass looks so good baby." Rafe chuckles,fixing his pants as they tightened around his crotch,the sight of you in a tiny white mini skirt the reason.

"You like it rafey? I bought It thinking of you" "yeah,no shit- you used my credit card" he chuckles. Moving from his spot on the bed,he walks over you,laying his hands on your hips as he squishes the skin. "You should wear it today while I go golfing,you can look pretty in the cart and if you're good enough daddy will buy you a drink."

He smiles before tilting his head down to press his lips against yours as you whine almost immediately,slapping his chest "my lipgloss! you just smeared it all over,daddy." Turning around to face the mirror as you try to deescalate the situation of your almost ruined makeup,dabbing at the area around your lips with a beauty blender.

"Yeah yeah,'s just lip gloss,it's nothing serious." Gasping dramatically you turn around,hand on your chest as if you've been shot as you point a finger at his chest "'s not just lipgloss.."

Chuckling to himself Rafe presses a kiss against your shoulder "I'm sorry cupcake, daddy's being mean yeah?" Nodding as you run your manicured fingers over his jawline,pressing your chest against his,making your tits more visible as you smile softly- a tragic contrast to your action.

꒦꒷︶°꒷︶°︶₊˚ʚɞ˚₊︶°︶꒦˚︶꒷꒦

As you sit prettily in the golf cart,sipping at your drink while watching rafe play with his friends,you can't help but feel lonely,so you decide to approach as he stands a few feet behind the others. "rayray?"

Turning around almost immediately Rafe's expression softens a bit before turning hard. "What are you doing here,told you to sit in the cart" "Yeah... I know,but I missed you" Emphasizing your words you run a hand over his chest,playing with the button of his slacks.

"Missed me huh?" Looking over his shoulder he shouts a quick "Little lady is feeling sick!" Before dragging you over the Golf cart and driving over a more secluded area of the field,covered by trees and bushes.

"Since you've been missing me sooo much,might as well show it. C'mon get on your knees" Taking one last look around you move to your knees on the moist grass,quickly unbuckling his belt as you pull down his pants and boxer just as much needed. Wrapping a hand around the base of his shaft you kiss the vein that runs on the underside of it, resulting in a harsh tug of your hair. "Don't fucking tease me."

Wrapping your lips around his tip before slowly moving down,twisting your hand around what you couldn't fit "Deeper...I've trained you better than this,kid" Rafe mumble from above you,shoving your head down until you gag harshly,tears already pooling at your lash line. "Yeah,there you go...nice and warm for me." Looking up through your clamped wispy lashes you start to move your head again,twirling your tongue around his length like a popsicle as Rafe groans from above you "Got myself the best girl,right? Sucking my dick like this where everyone can pass by"

Nodding as best as you can,you pull off him with a loud "pop". "Wanna make you feel good,daddy." Smiling to himself, Rafe wipes at your saliva coated lower lip before bringing your mouth back on him with a satisfied moan,brushing some strand of hair that have fallen over your face away. "Fuck,keep doing that and I'm gonna cum. You want daddy to cum in your mouth? Yeah,you do."

Meeting you midway as he thrust into your mouth,giving you no time to react or even understand. "shit- 'm cumming" As his rhythm gets sloppier,you suck around his tip holding onto his thigh as you feel a milky substance flood your mouth. Breathing loudly he pulls you away from him as he smirks "Show me your tongue,angel" showcasing your tongue with a proud smile you look up at him in search of praise. "good girl,what do we say now?" "thank you daddy!"

#first long drabble what do we think? #rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #outer banks #outer banks x reader #rafe cameron thoughts #rafe cameron smut #outer banks smut #drew starkey x reader #🎀princess