#yaaasss bitch

[berberriescorner]

#berberriescorner #signed a fellow southern baddie💋 #yaaasss bitch #come on Bey talk yo shit👏🏾 #spotify

[wav3y-zzz]

YAAASSS BITCH SLAY!!

#art #artists on tumblr #clone high #clone high fanart #clone high fandom #cleo clone high #clone high cleo #cleopatra

[kubrickscube]

hi!!! do you have a fave signs and placements?

A lot actually. Here they are:

Capricorn placements: because... Well, from what I've noticed with them is that they always turn the other cheek whenever someone's trying to pick a fight with them. As someone who's a Cardinal dominant, I admire that trait. And you know what happens when you mess with one of Saturn's children.

Aquarius placements: they humble me. They always make me sit my ass down and think about life when my emotions starts to take control of me. They know how to balance emotions and logic like no other.

Virgo placements: As much as I hate stereotyping zodiac signs, Virgos will do anything to keep their minds busy. Also because my mother is a Virgo sun. One time I saw her organizing the dried fish that we have, and she stacked them so neatly that the once full container suddenly had space. And, as a person with Aries stellium, I watched her do that from start to finish.

Sun conjunct Venus: I said this before, but the energy that they give off is so damn uplifting. They can be the naughtiest person in the room and still have everyone think that they're the purest person in the room.

Leo Moon & Moon in the 5th House: Similar to the Sun conjunct Venus, but minus the naughty part. No one is immune to the charm that these people have.

Mercury-Uranus: just because I love their humor and laugh. And the way they solve a problem or do things. You thought there's only one way to open a can? These people thought of ten new ways to do it.

Mercury-Jupiter: There is nothing that these people will not laugh about.

Taurus & Aries placements (especially if they are in a single chart): Loyalty with a bit of unhinged-ness? Yes. I love to banter with them, although they can take it to the next level and hurt someone unintentionally.

Sun & Ascendant in Gemini: You know what? I like them. They're random, but not really. You can see them follow something with their eyes and they will still be able to surprise you at what they're gonna do with the subject that they targeted. And their wit. Especially their wit. What is it with mutable placements that makes me want to protect them at all cost?

Venus-Mars: Choke me like you hate me.

Sun in the 4th House: Will adopt you if you ask them to. 10/10 will let them tuck me in to bed.

5th House stellium: It's okay y'all, you can be happy as you like. I know that you just want to uplift others by making everyone laugh, but know when to stop and let your real emotions come through.

Saturn in the 5th House: I've said this before and I'll say it again, when they let you in their world you'll see a grown ass individual catching up with their childhood. And as a supportive friend, I want to be there for them like "YAAASSS go down the slide King/Queen!!!"

Mars in the 7th House: "I'm my own bitch" - Mars in 7th House people probably. I love it, but be careful with your temper. But I love it.

Talk about a lot... I may be missing some that I really like, it's just that my brain and body are agreeing to one thing at the moment and it is sleep. Thank you for the ask!

#ask #astro #astrology observation #astro notes #capricorn placements #aquarius placements #virgo placements #sun conjunct venus #leo moon #moon in 5th #mercury-uranus #mercury-jupiter #taurus placements #aries placements #sun in gemini #ascendant in gemini #venus-mars #sun in 4th #5th house stellium #saturn in 5th #mars in 7th

[gojuo]

What do u think of the concept of Alicent (likely with Larys) deciding to pull the trigger on Aegon? I've seen the theory thrown around, and though a bit trite 😬 it seems probable, hotd being so focused on Alicent as the heroine. Yaaasss female agency #filicide

Sounds like something straight out of an anti-Aegon pro-Rhaenicent shipper's wet dream. I'm crying because such a thing would be character assassination on par with what happened to Aegon in the show for Alicent. Rhaenicents like that remind me of D*emyra shippers, insisting that what they have is true and tragic love, meanwhile D*emon actively and knowingly destroyed Rh*enyra's person and life, and the same goes for Rhaenicent with Rh*enyra taking on the role of D*emon in the relationship.

In F&B, Alicent gives Rh*enyra multiple peace offerings, tries to prevent war from happening on numerous occasions, Rh*enyra starts both the feud and the war, meanwhile Alicent is forced to war for the sake of her family's safety, because Rh*enyra never accepted the olive branch Alicent extended many times over. And while I'm not that delusional to think that there was no sliver of megalomania from the Greens camp as motivation, Rh*enyra's family's safety was never at stake, whereas for Alicent it sure was.

It's even worse in the show because Rh*enyra literally goes on to blame fourteen-year-old Alicent for her continuous rape by her own father for over three long years and never once reconciles with her. Alicent, in the meantime, tries multiple times to patch things up between them, is the one to help Rh*enyra and Viserys repair their relationship, protects and defends Rh*enyra's reputation and honor, undermines her own son in order to continue to defend Rh*enyra's claim, urges Rh*enyra to be honest with her, after which Rh*enyra goes on to spit in Alicent's face and lie anyway ON HER MOTHER'S GRAVE while she knows very well how much Alicent's mom's death affected her, Alicent told Viserys to trust Rh*enyra over D*emon, and chose her over Aegon and Otto.

And do pray tell, when has Rh*enyra ever done anything for Alicent? Like, a single thing. What has Rh*enyra ever sacrificed for Alicent? When has Rh*enyra defended her from anything? When has Rh*enyra ever had Alicent's back? When? I'll tell you the answer: quite literally never. And worst of all, this is only the things that have happened up until this point. We still got all the shit that's gonna happen when the war starts, and ohhh boy...

Most people seem to forget this, but B&C also assaulted Alicent. Alicent was in that room when Jaehaerys was beheaded, Jaehaera almost raped, and Helaena tortured. B&C, which Rh*enyra fully sanctioned.

And that isn't even the tip of the iceberg, but I'm not gonna get too into it right now. This shit got too long already, but what it comes down to — which the show completely failed to convey as a consequence of the writers' own incompetence and lack of understanding of the Dance — is that Alicent went to war for Aegon. She went to war for her family. She did it to protect them from Rh*enyra and D*emon because those two would have killed them all, just like they did to Vaemond and the Silent Five. In the end, she only has Aegon and Jaehaera left, her only family those two couldn't manage to kill. The thought that Alicent would poison Aegon, her first baby boy, the one she did all of this for, for the bitch that ruined her life and her family is something a person needs to get put down for in my humble opinion and never speak on Alicent ever again.

#alicent #aegon ii #anti rhaenyra #anti rhaenicent #hotd critical #anonymous #answered

[purrincess-chat]

I've made it to Intuition in my rewatch, and seeing Gabriel dying in the background while Marinette and Adrien flirt on the phone is still the funniest fucking thing. Like yaaasss die bitch 💕💫💫

#ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug #cat speaks

[wheredafandomat]

Hey girlllllll just checking in. Has anyone told you you're a bad bitch today? Because you are. Here's your bad bitch crown, returned nice and shiny from the cleaners. 👑

THANK YOU THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR TODAYYY!! Yaaasss!!! 🥰thankyou❤️❤️❤️❤️

🤣I’ve been so busy recently and sad - not in a dramatic way just omg I feel a lil saddy sad. On a brighter note a man complimented my hair today 😂😂 very random but welcomed nonetheless. He then said it must get annoying sometimes (it’s in really long plaits right now) and I had to resist the urge to say they make for good reins 🤣

I hope you’re doing great and have had a lil bit of sunshine where you are - it’s been sunny in London FOR ONCE RIGHT 🥲😂❤️

[pan-de-queer]

warrior nun s2e4 live blog

NOOOOOOO

yoooo wild

kiCK THAT BITCH IN THE BALLS!!!!!

OH FUCK VINCENT

camila alskslsksks

MIGUELLLL lmfao WORST catchphrase fr

BEA SLIT HIS THROAT!!!

YEAH CAMILA!!!

mother suzanne superion saying "calma" like yah love that

ooooooh what miguel bitch

SHOOT him!!! vincent is sooo fucking annoying just shoot him!!!

ewieeee!!!! fbc purge vibes

"camila will show u" CUTE ADORABLE FUNNY AS HELL FANILY BONDING!!!!

JESUS I CAN'T DO THAT!!! I CAN'T DO HORROR!!! IF MIGUEL'S FACE DOES THAT ONE MORE TIME I WILL TURN THIS LAPTOP OFF

don't trust him Lilith!!!!

mother suzanne superion just going "oh!" at the food alskslskks valid (also just SHOOT VINCENT!!)

Bea is a smooth mfer and I love her

YES JILLIAN U SMART BITCH!! I hope jillian punches kristian 💕 SLAP HIM!!! awwww no violence :((((

bebs *abt arqtech*: I wonder how they make money

me: true!!! shouldn't they be losing more money??

YEAH BEA!!! I don't remember what fucking plague this is tho alkslsks

oh noooooooo :((((

what. miguel. what. WHAT alskslsksk bebs explaining to me like I'm a child and yet I STILL do not Get It

nah suzanne just shoot him. I hate him. so. so. much.

OH THIS IS WHEN BEA COMES IN!

YAAASSS BEAAAAA!!! she comes in and fucking party music comes in bc they know a real thrasher coming in

oh that HUG after 🥺🥺

miguel just YEETED even after holding on lmfaooo

bebs when adriel appears: ah he's still talking

oh the TARAAASSSKKK why is it fighting the wraiths i thought they were buddies alskslsksl

is the halo not just working bc of the crown or bc of other reasons???

bea's face when miguel says "my home" alskslksks

#warrior nun live blog a la me #warrior nun spoilers #personal #me

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching Sin City

Welcome to “Jensen’s Stupid-Good Acting, Jared’s Fantastic Befuddled Face, and a PSA on Hurricanes: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

 Up today, s3e4: Sin City

 Sam and Dean investigate a town that has recently turned into a hotbed of vice. They figure it must be a case of demon possession—or a case of multiple demon possessions—but the more they investigate, the less it seems any of the folks who’ve suddenly turned murderous or suicidal or what-have-you is possessed. Eventually the boys figure out that there are demons involved, but only two, and all they really did was start nudging people toward their bad sides. No possession needed. It’s another case of humans humaning at their worst, for the most part. The boys take out the demons and hope for the best. Along the way we meet an old hunting buddy of Dean’s and watch Dean have a heart-to-heart with one of the demons about his impending trip to Hell and whether it scares him. Spoiler alert: it does, but he’s clinging to pretending it don’t.

 Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

  Lor:

 you hunt down those evil sons of bitches, Dean

 Mace:

 HA

 Lor:

 the SHOTS on this show sometimes. that stained glass window as a halo around Andy's head

 Mace:

you know, I though nuns would be made of stronger stuff than that

 YES

  Lor:

 right?

 one of my profs in college said "nuns may be married to god but they’re hell on wheels"

(I do not remember the context)

 Mace:

 HAHAHAHAHA

  Lor:

 Sam's laugh!

 Mace:

 YAAASSS

  Lor:

 "well it won't kill demons by then but I can promise it will kill you"

 Mace:

 I do love Sam in a tie

  Lor:

 I want the Dad!Bobby and His Sons Dean and Sam Annoy Each Other show

 Mace:

 YAS

  Lor:

 daaaw the pre-suits

 Mace:

 YAS

 if Sam’s a Buffett fan, I’m gonna have to do something about that

  Lor:

 HA!

please do

 omg Dean's face

 Mace:

 the juxtaposition of “this is my sister” and “this is my brother” is kind of hilarious

  Lor:

 HAHAHAHAHAH YES

 "until I came along your ass was toast"

 "fyi Winchester words hurt"

 omg

 Mace:

 SNORK

  Lor:

 omg the magic fingers his SMILE

 Mace:

 YES

  Lor:

 omg Dean and Sam having to pull him away

 Mace:

 YESYES

 ooof hurricanes

  Lor:

 "i do now"

 no idea what it is

 Mace:

 the reason I don’t remember an entire section of my trip to NOLA

  Lor:

 HA!

did it taste good at least?

 poor Sam. he's twitchy

 Mace:

 I…don’t remember

But I’m guessing yes

 he IS twitchy. he needs soothing

  Lor:

 "what a thrill"

 Mace:

 YES

  Lor:

 wow (i just have no experience with this)

 he DOES

do you volunteer?

 Mace:

 yeah, part of my ‘wild’ days

 I DO VOLUNTEER

  Lor:

 I AM SHOCKED

 Mace:

 “toys trump oils” THIS GUY

  Lor:

 "yeah, no, toys trump oils" haaaaahahaha

   Lor:

   Mace:

 HAHAHAHAHA

 (we HAVE to watch that movie together)

  Lor:

 (YES)

  Mace:

 HAHAHA

 welp, Dean was right - that guy can’t handle the job

 Mace:

 ope, Dean’s worried so he’s not eating!

  Lor:

 yyyep

 YEP

he's adorable

  Bobby smells like old spice and sawdust, I just know it

 Mace:

 ugh, LAUREN

 OMG YES YES HE DOES

and motor oil

  Lor:

 YES

 Mace:

 (old spice and motor oil is my dad 100%)

  Lor:

 (NICE. yep, old spice and oil or dust or gas--very competent older man smell. so comforting)

 Mace:

 (VERY comforting)

  Lor:

 look at his DUMB PROFILE

 Mace:

 YES

  Lor:

 "I just told her I had a thing for the bartender"

 Mace:

 SO SMOOTH

  Lor:

 is that a hurricane?

 I need to go look it up now

 Mace:

 it’s a small one if so

maybe they’re just giant in NOLA

  Lor:

 interwebs says it's popular in NOLA so maybe

looks like it's fruit juice, rum, and sugar

 Mace:

 “oh god” ADORABLE SAMMY

  Lor:

 OMG SAM

 Mace:

yeah that sounds about right

it’s the rum that’ll get ya

  Lor:

 "minor misunderstanding"

 Mace:

 SNORK

  Lor:

 "have a nice day?" HIS FACE

 yep. and with the sugar

 Mace:

 YAS

  Lor:

 my mom always told me to never drink sweet alcoholic drinks. shrug

 LOOKIT him standing there with his hands in his pockets

 Mace:

 that’s pretty much the only kind I will drink

don’t tell your mom

 YES and he’s SO SMART

  Lor:

 see, right? if i was gonna drink, I would WANT a sweet one

well. this is when I went to college. I don't think she'd have an opinion now

 "so are you. bitch"

 Mace:

 it was smart advice - with the sweet ones you don’t know until it’s too late that you’re hammered and at a college party, that can be…not good

 YES

  Lor:

 yeah

 ah Dean

 "having a little trouble there, sport?"

 "and, uh, he did pay attention in class"

 "everyone?"

 oh Dean, honey, you're just as smart as Sammy

 Mace:

 Yes you are, Dean. pets him

  Lor:

 "her place. for bible study"

 Mace:

 HA

  Lor:

 Sammy is giving very good slightly confused face in this episode

 Mace:

 YES HE IS

he’s adorable

  Lor:

 YEP

 and Dean is looking exceptionally pretty

 Mace:

 HE IS

  Lor:

 "I don't know. I'd like to" OMG

 Mace:

 I have trouble with Dean still not really believing in god at this point. how is there no god if there are all these demons who are allergic to churchspeak in Latin

  Lor:

 yeah, I agree, but his angst over it as he starts to find out that there is a god and he's negligent at best and evil at worst punches me in the feels

 Mace:

 oh well sure

 “what’s it like down there” oh DEAN HONEY

  Lor:

 "speaking of downstairs. what's it like down there?"

*WRAPS HIM IN SOFT THINGS"

 Mace:

 YES

he’s trying to look so casual about it, poor tiger

  Lor:

 YES

 "it's like a family business" SNORK

 Mace:

 YAS

 Sammy, dude, read this guy. he’s EVIL

  Lor:

 RIGHT?

 "sitting here like a couple of regular folk"

 Mace:

 yeah

 oh Dean

  Lor:

 omg his breathing gets heavier as he says "nah of course not" JENSEN

 Mace:

 RIGHT?!

He’s acts the crap out of this episode

  Lor:

 YES

which is awesome cause it COULD be phoned in. it's just a lot of talking. but he makes it MATTER

 Mace:

 YES

  Lor:

 "that's okay. hey, I barely respect you now"

 Mace:

 SNORK

  Lor:

 YES

 "thank god for that" pets him

 Mace:

 YEP

  Lor:

 "I was ready to follow Sam" that's gotta be a whole lotta weird feels for Dean

 Mace:

 RIGHT?! his second worst nightmare

  Lor:

 YES

 Mace:

 BOBBY!!

 YAS

  Lor:

 oh man I LOVE that Dean saying "Sammy be careful" tells Sam something's WRONG. that it's not just a throwaway

 YES Bobbyyyyyy

 Mace:

 YES

for all their trouble with communicating, in some ways they’re very good at it

  Lor:

 YES

when it's about work and/or when it's something they can ritualize (like having codes or something), it's effortless for them

 Dean's FACE when he says "you two?"

 Mace:

 YES and YES

 ooof that worried look on Dean’s face when Sam kills the girl

  Lor:

 YES

 "humans ain’t our job"

 Mace:

 YEP

  Lor:

 lookit him in his Dad's too big leather jacket over his adorable tiny self

 Mace:

 YES

 omg the lip quiver when he’s asking Bobby about Sam

  Lor:

 "you think... you think something's wrong with my brother?" that's it, that's the show

 YAAAAS

 Mace:

 I mean, Jesus, Jensen.

  Lor:

 RIGHT?

 Mace:

 yet it’s still not enough to make Lauren’s horrible acting palatable

  Lor:

 he SHOWS UP for every dang scene. it's amazing

 NOPE

 "oh I see" and Jared's managing pretty well given he doesn't have much to play off of

 Mace:

 YES HE IS

  Lor:

 "that little fallen angel on your shoulder"

 Mace:

 YAAASSS

  Lor:

 I get so caught up in "oh god Dean's gonna go to hell" that I forget that there's all this "is Sam really out of the woods of becoming the boy king of hell" stuff going on

  Mace:

Right?! So much happening

#watchingspnagain #watchingspnagain 3x04 #spn #supernatural #spn meta #spn spoilers #spn 3x04 #watchingspnagain acting #watchingspnagain dean's responsible for sam #watchingspnagain demon deal #watchingspnagain demons #watchingspnagain death #watchingspnagain winchester fine #watchingspnagain boy king of hell

[maschotch]

I think of all the copaganda we witnessed through the series, the most “wtf is this” for me is when they re-caught the cannibal and were so smug about proving a board of medical professionals wrong that someone with severe mental health issues who had completed treatment and was being slowly reintroduced to society was actually a huge danger to everyone’s safety and they were idiots for thinking otherwise. Being like “he’s going to jail and yooouuuu just cleared him for a full trial, dumb bitches 😜” my guy they have enough going on without someone from the BAU having the audacity to imply they let personal feelings determine how a case was handled. Going for maximum drama when they just had to say there was an ongoing murder investigation and he was a person of interest, if they had to tell them at all before anything was proven. Maybe it’s because it was Rossi, if it was Hotch I’d probably have yaaasss girl boss queen girlie bestie babe’d my way through the scene because he would’ve looked good.

lmaooooo criminal minds has always been fucking awful when it comes to portraying mental illness. which is fucked but its also the premise of the show, so theyre already gonna take some creative liberties. which i mean. ok. fine. sure. its to be expected

but then when they act like the system just gets in their way, its a whole other level lmao. equivalent to them getting mad when a suspect asks for a lawyer. like… these limitations are there to protect people’s rights, but then you’re gonna complain about the mental health system and how its bad for cops??? lmao they act like theyre more important than the people the system genuinely fucks over

akdhskhd its always been copaganda but sometimes its unbearable

#‘i hate the copaganda bc its rossi but if it was hotch itd be ok’ aljxkshdj thats how propaganda WORKS #equally the funniest and most horrific thing ive read akdhkshf #asks #cm crit

[bubbledtee]

YOU SLAY BITCH 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

YAAASSS 🤗🤗🤗

#yas #ask #anon #bub’s thoughts

[certified-rat-bastard]

Cheers bitch

Yaaasss cheers

#nik🔪

[hellfiremunsonn]

hey wren i just wanted to join your safe space and share what just happened to me not long ago…

so i purchased one of those big magic wand vibrators and HOLY SHIT. so i’d orgasmed within the first minute, but when I say orgasm I mean, MY WHOLE BODY RAISED AND I GASPED. it wasn’t enough, within the space of 15 minutes i’d had multiple and every one just got more and more intense, like I everything in me was shaking, holy shit.

basically it’s a glorious purchase and i 10 out of 10 would recommend

thanks for listening :)

HOLY SHIT YAAAASSS

CONGRATS OMG

ugh yes I love this for you!!!!

I'm literally making myself take a tolerance break from jerking it because I have no self control and a bitch is horny every day and it's getting out of hand.

BUT YAAASSS

tell me more about this wand!!! is it like one of those like OG massager wands that aren't vibrators but are actually just very much vibrators?

#hellfiremunsonn asks #sexedwithwren #is this a cute tag? its not necessarily sex ed but its also not NOT sex ed you know?

[atticusdanger]

The universe has a top and bottom dichotomy in regards to it's 3rds generations fermeionic elementary particles!!!

Yaaasss mama universe bitch slay

The Top Quark is this big beefy boy on that protein kick post gym workout at 172.76±0.3 GeV/c2. Mm, honey I love em big got a little muscle a little tummy got me down bad for that strangeness

Like most tops it has a short half life; don't I know that 😒 where the tops at?

They're being bottoms!!! Or the tops turn into strange or down quarks which.... Yeah. Tops don't stay tops for too long and stay bottoms, strange or down for much longer than they are tops in my experience >.>

I didn't know the very fabric of existence was so gay now that I know imma hit up some theoretical physicist hit the shop and have a kiki and figure. This. Bitch. Out.

Why is there such a top shortage? Where do they go? How do we generate more? How can we keep our tops for longer?

#gay stuff #physics #funny

[theprotagonistisdead]

if I were a cat I'd do that paw fist open-close thing they do with blankets like all the time. Like yaaasss I'm kneading bread dough. bitch

#reporting live from circe's island

[bendiwendi]

teens when i was young: yes friends, let’s go honor our mothers and our fathers

teens now: ah yaaasss queen, let’s go cancel some bitches and have slutty sinful sex

what im saying is i wish i wasn’t so lame

#internal monologue

[alphawitchnyxx]

Yaaasss bitch failing to die squad

I’m really glad we made it out.

I’m proud of you for surviving too, Anon 💚