by any means possible
Summary: Honestly, Yu isn't so above it all.
Word count: ~500
A/N: Sooo you guys remember that one Chrytiago fic that involved Santiago in the aftermath of Vil's Overblot? Yeah well. He had to get the infirmary somehow. I had this idea last night and rushed to make a quick quintuple drabble out of it... enjoy <33
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If anyone was around to notice Ace and Deuce hanging around the closed door to the infirmary, they didn’t comment on it. Nor did they comment on how lazily dutiful they seemed to be, blocking the entrance like sleeping guard dogs.
…Well, to be completely fair, anyone nearby should probably be more concerned about the conversation going on inside.
“Wei? And… Parro?!”
“He just passed out on us after the SDC performance, Doc. I—I’m sorry. I didn’t know what else to do…!”
“Oh, don’t fret, don’t fret. I’ll have this handled—just sit tight, okay?”
“Okay…”
Some time passes.
“Wei, I have a question for you.”
“W—What is it, Doc?”
“Parro here… he’s showing signs of being poisoned. Specifically, it seems as if he inhaled large amounts of a gaseous poison, and a magical one at that. Although the effects were partially neutralized by a potion… I want to know what happened to him.”
“I… I thought there was some kind of rule on patient confidentiality.”
“I can’t just ignore when a student has suffered grave injuries due to magic.”
Silence.
“Yes, you can.”
“W…What?”
“I said, yes, you can just ignore it. You don’t need to know what happened.”
“Wei—”
The rustling of clothing, and clinking of glass.
“Listen, Doc. You’ve done me a lot of favors. I appreciate it! But I’m gonna need you to do another one for me.”
“...Where did you get that potion? It’s ancient—”
“Forget about this conversation and you can have it. Just take it, treat Santiago, and he’ll be as right as rain. Let’s say all that went on is he ate something not suited for parrot beastmen at the festival.”
“...And nothing else. No magic involved.”
“Nope. And you’re not going to pry about it, either.”
“...”
“So… do we have a deal?”
“...”
“...”
“...haaah. You kids sure are something. Fine, let’s shake on it.”
A moment, and then the clinking of glass again as it is transferred from one person to another.
“Always a pleasure to work with you, Doc.”
The infirmary door opens not long after, and Yu steps out. His hair is out of its usual ponytail to really play up his distressed feelings.
He lets out a relieved sigh. “I’m so glad everything’ll be okay…”
“Just transfer to Octavinelle at this point,” Ace snarks, slinging an arm over Yu’s shoulder. “Where the hell did you get that potion from?”
“Are you doing something illegal outside of school?” asks Deuce with personal concern, like the honor student he is.
Yu drops the act to laugh at them. “Does it matter? Just be happy that I guaranteed Santiago’s treatment and kept the whole thing under wraps. In Ace’s words—we need the doctor, but we don’t need him blabbing about what he sees.”
Ace childishly sticks out his tongue at him. Yu flips him off. Deuce rolls his eyes.
“Anyway,” Yu continues, “you guys know this. Sometimes you just have to get by, by any means possible.”
It’s setting a bad precedent for his behavior, but when in the villains’ world… do as the villains do.
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Holy God This Is All So Boring
i am taking microscope images of the cells i'm studying. the cells were grown on a glass plate before i fixed them (killed & chemically preserved), so by default a microscope image of them is taken from a camera below them, looking up through the glass. they're stained with fluorescent dyes for four different proteins, so every single picture has to be repeated four times with a different laser light illuminating the cells (imagine taking a photo with a red filter, a blue filter, and a green filter, and then composing them all together to get the full picture. it's actually almost exactly the opposite of that, but that's close enough).
i care mostly about how the cells are shaped in three dimensions, and i'm using a laser which is specially shaped so it can collect only a very thin slice of the cells in the Z-direction, without interference from the parts of the cells just above or just below what i'm taking pictures of. as a result, i need to take lots of pictures at different depths in the cells, so i can get slices that i can stack on top of each other and get back a 3D shape. also, because i am using a tiny concentrated beam of light to achieve the above effects, it has to scan across the image to collect each picture, like a scanner; it can't just be collected in a single snapshot like a photo.
the distance between one slice and the next is less than a quarter of a micrometer. i'm using a 63x magnified magnifying lens to magnify the image, and the light detector that picks up the light is specially made to allow the images to be processed even further, so i can resolve structures that are less than 200 nanometers, which is the Abbé limit and is the technical resolution limit of light microscopy (don't worry about this). i care about things that are the size of, like, three proteins stuck together, and therefore maybe 10nm wide, so this is important to me.
all of this is, you know, scientifically great, very useful to me, i'm getting some very interesting results that i am genuinely looking forward to thinking about more, except the upshot of all of this is that just getting a single picture of two cells from the bottom to top of the cells involves 80-100 slices and takes like 27 minutes per image to collect, and i need at least six pictures tonight, and certain bastards in certain other labs habitually pre-book the microscope so i can't use it except at 5-9pm on a friday. no one else is here in the lab and my mother is busy with elder care and my girlfriend is busy with like, groceries, so i can't call either of them even if i weren't too irritable to be good company, and oh my god, i am so bored, i am so so bored, i am bored enough even to type out this whole explanation even though none of you could possibly care because it took most of my current round of waiting for 27 minutes to do
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