#you bowl a lot???

[sandraohdamn]

Eve + Kicking Dasha’s Ass at Bowling

#killing eve #eve polastri #dasha duzran #killingeveedit #keedit #mine #bowling eve was so sexy #the confidence?? #the terrible form?? #the zero fucks given?? #incredible #also the interactions with dasha #you bowl a lot??? #never!!! #lmao #how embarrassing for you dasha #a terrible assassin and an even worse bowler

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Get Souped!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang yanli #I'm back! #She would never say 'get souped idiot' but I like to imagine JC and WWX would say it to each other if the other got sick and needed soup #JYL would never throw soup without knowing full well you would be able to catch it #She would rather fall face first than drop a bowl of soup after tripping. #She’s been hard at work preparing this soup! And all of you get to have some B*) Thanks for all the support while I was on break! #‘was your break relaxing op?’ unfortunately it was like being kicked down several flights of stairs. Didn't draw much sadly #Though I did end up writing a little mdzs fic! I haven’t written anything in a long while but it was fun. Maybe I'll post it....maybe... #regardless of all this rambling; thank you for all the kind messages. ill try and reply soon! #i have a few more fun doodles before I'm ready to crack into season 2! #Enjoy the soup in the mean time! #(PS: I know that's not the right hand shape for the meme redraw but augh...the OG hand angle was...way too hard to draw). #edit: retagged as better drawn mdzs. I put a lot into this one

[somedaytakethetime]

Joe Burrow's hands appreciation post?

Joe Burrow's hands appreciation post.

#hmmm.. hi 👋🏻👋🏻😶 #i don't belong in this tag but.. #i used to make a lot of these random 'x man's hands appreciation posts' so... #i thought that maybe... y'all would appreciate my -crappy- contribution to your little community too 😶 #my posts are very subpar quality and i apologise for that #i also know nothing about this sport... #the first time i watched the Super Bowl (or American football in general) was actually in 2022 when this mister was there 😶 #and i thought he was a mighty pretty guy 😶😶 #i hope you guys like hands 😶😶 #some of these are.. way less about the hands but.. try not to judge me #Joe Burrow #hands appreciation posts

[charmac]

Okay! The Gang are playing Rock Band.

Dennis: Vocals. Always on Expert. Stops to smirk at everyone when he perfects every high note. Whenever he doesn't 100% a track he blames Dee’s attempts to sing along and Charlie’s ‘insane grunting’ being picked up on the mic. Stands in front of everyone so he has more room to move (sway his hips). He gets to pick every song.

Mac: Bass guitar. He started on lead guitar Expert but he was the sole reason they’d fail almost every track, and still kept failing on Hard. He claimed it was because his ears are actually tuned better for bass and took it from Dee. Alternates between Hard and Medium based on how tricky the track is. Claims he has to do that because when the song is fast his fingers get too sweaty and slip off the keys. Refuses to sit while playing even though it would greatly help him. Is the reason they stop playing because he ends up breaking both guitars.

Dee: Lead guitar after Mac snatches bass from her. Wants to be on vocals but Dennis won’t allow it because he says she’ll fail them faster than Mac does on guitar (but it’s really bc Dennis can’t do any other instrument well). Loudly sings vocals when Dennis picks a song she knows she can do better. Actually near-perfects guitar on Expert if she's sitting on the ground. Spends any break she has attempting to trip or elbow Mac.

Charlie: Drums. Literally just goes fucking crazy on Expert, no one’s sure he’s even actually looking at the TV but he’s somehow always hitting 100%. Mostly squatting or kneeling as he plays, never sits properly. Makes weird grunting sounds that aren’t in rhythm with what he’s doing. When he has an easy run or a break he speaks completely normally like drumming takes no effort. Always fucks up selections by absently drumming while they're on menu screens.

#iasip #headcanons #can you tell i played rock band a lot growing up #always on drums btw #we broke one of the drumsticks and i drummed with the wii sensor bar for awhile #any time roxanne comes on the radio my dad brags about 100%ing it on expert #im taking rcg notes on my bowling headcanons and making them more better at things #if they ever make switch rockband its so over for my neighbours

[youjibyers]

Honestly this sounds ridiculous but sometimes I think the constant bowl cut jokes that the ga and reddit make about Will are basically them just coping and seething at the idea of Will being an actually important character. It’s like every time they only choose to focus on how silly they think his haircut is, they progressively devalue his character and take him less and less seriously. And it kinda seems like they’re just trying to convince themselves that Will could not possibly be important to the narrative, could not possibly be explored in a deep and significant way-not because they correctly understand the story but because they really do not want a gay male character to be focused on in “their” show. The amount of attention Will and his sexuality get already is probably too much for some of them.

Because stranger things is so mainstream, I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of people just subconsciously view it as a “normal people show” even though it started as a show about/for outcasts. Thus, the more focus that’s given to a gay male character, the more it becomes a “gay show,” and if their “normal show” starts becoming a “gay show,” it will make a part of the audience feel duped and “forced” into confronting a subject that makes them uncomfortable: homosexuality (and its associated struggles). And a lot of these people would be especially angry at this development because they can’t even comprehend that competent, male creators might willingly tell a story about a gay boy, so they end up assuming that the creators must have been pressured to force the story into taking a turn for the gay, or that they’ve been brainwashed by the woke agenda-after all, they couldn’t just be progressive people who sat down and simply decided naturally that they wanted to explore homosexuality as a major theme in a sci-fi horror show from the start. That’s not even allowed, right? Gay stuff should be contained and quarantined in gay-specific genres like a disease, right?

Anyway, I just think it’s maybe not a coincidence that I see way less “reducing Will to his haircut” behavior from people who are invested in the complexity and humanity of his character compared to the people who clearly want him to stay small and hidden, out of sight and out of mind.

#can you tell I went on the subreddit again #don’t get me wrong though the bowl cut jokes are funny sometimes and not inherently bad obviously #also I feel like I’m going crazy when people talk about how awful the bowl cut is every season #because for the most part I genuinely think it’s fine and fits well enough with the time period #plus it’s the iconic Will Byers look so why change it now #especially if it’s meant to be a nod to other classic bowl cut boy characters #it seems like a lot of the ga view his haircut through the modern lens of it not being in style or common anymore #sometimes it’s not so hot but mostly it’s cute enough to me #will byers #byler #<- target audience #mine

[freezebobs]

豆豉鯪魚

I've been working on this comic for a little while, decided to finally call it done!

For context, they're eating fried dace with salted black beans, a salty canned food consisting of fish & fermented black beans in oil. Most of the salt is in the black beans, making them yummy but indulgent. It's a cheap & easy sort of Chinese comfort food.

#dragon ball #tenshinhan #tien shinhan #chiaotzu #chaozu #ik the paneling is weird and theres. a lot of weirdness with it but ive been nitpicking it so long i just wanted to be done with it LOL #ten's bowl is a *Classic* chinese bowl. like. every chinese household has bowls like that #and chiao's bowl resembles one at my chinese grandma's house that i used as a kid #you know i give a damn about an art post when i actually sign it #i drew ten really babey i know..im sorry.. #it was actually worse before Haha #ok im done sorry HOPE U ENJOY IT...! <3

[vellichorom]

hello :D

good morning ~ !!!

#anonynous #inbox #happy 10 days before valentines !!!!! WHOOPIE #last night i watched the second spiderverse film & boy let me tell you that was the most amazing movie ever #also i ate a bowl of cereal with coffee instead of milk innit #this ask has left a lot of room for me 2 ramble good morning

[utilitycaster]

*person who repeatedly complains that all actual play is D&D voice* Oh I stopped listening to TAZ after Balance and dipped in for Ethersea but never really got into Amnesty or Steeplechase or any of their mini-series. No, I haven't checked out Candela Obscura or any of the CR one shots...heard weird things about the Monsterhearts one. Yeah I'm more into D20 now...no, haven't been keeping up with Mentopolis.

#like in all seriousness in my experience a lot of people want D&D but they don't want it to be called D&D #the reason people got so weird about the use of Good Society is that acofaf was like. fully d&d-compatible with good society as an add-on #bc the two systems operate in totally different spheres #so you had full d&d but also a second system running so you could be like no this is good society but it was clearly both. #also this is just like. the huge names that have done non-d&d stuff (i love naddpod but they've never done much in other systems) #we're not even getting to the VtM or Motherlands or various PF SRD podcasts just to name ones i'm broadly aware of #(it's similar to how people complained about CR's cast not being diverse (valid) but then were like anyway stan naddpod) #if i were to get REALLY into it and i am bc i didn't sleep enough and i'm drinking straight cold brew concentrate at 7:02 am #it's also why people are so vile about new character art #it's either entitled people who want a made-to-order story like it's a chipotle bowl or something and are mad they will never get it #or people with genuine complaints they don't know how to or will not voice #so they latch onto a detail that really isn't the problem.

[kebriones]

idk I woke up with this image of Hermes in my brain so here you go, a sketch.

The hat is isnpired by his hat on the Sarpedon Krater which i really love and would like to lick one day.

#ancient greek mythology #hermes #art #a krater is a lot like those bowls you mix fruit punch in #bring back the kraters #bring back watered wine bc undiluted wine hurts my stomach

[wenellyb]

Everybody is thirsting over Tenoch Huerta, and I agree that he's so so hot but the sexiest thing about him is his soul.

Every time I'm watching an interview of him, I'm humbled by how much he brings into the conversation.

I've personally never really seen a male actor talk so vocally about colorism and racism in the entertainment industry and in soctiey (the only ones I can think about right now are John Boyega and Jesse Williams) but it's something that isn't so common.

Tenoch talks about it so unapologetically and actually says the words, he doesn't sugarcoat it or minimizes it. He not afraid to talk about how racism and colorism are still present in Mexican society.

He's not afraid to talk about what the movie means to him, he's not afraid to talk about his origins, his history, about how for hundreds of years Mexican people with Indegenous origins like him were thought to be ashamed of those origins, and how they were taught to be ashamed of their ancestors, how it's a trauma shared with all the people who were "conquered" but how proud he is of his origins now.

He's not making his way by trying to blend in but by being himself.

Another example I have in mind was in a talk show the other day he was asked a question about accents and explained how accents are part of our identity, it's our linguistic identity. He gave the example of "American English" and "British English", he went on to explain how you can't really say that one or the other is the correct accent, it's just different linguistic identity. Let me tell you, I had never thought of accent that way but, wow.

He explained how happy he was that Ryan Coogler wanted to keep his accent and didn't ask him to work on it or change it and made it part of his character.

I'm mesmerized by the way he talks about such important issues, I mesmerized by the way he talks about his castmates, I mesmerized by the way he doesn't let any question destabilize him and just choses to be unapologetically himself.

#tenoch huerta #I think a lot of actors in the industry loose their identity trying to fit in and not making to much waves #you'll never hear them saying words like racism or colorism but they'll talk about and honestly I don't blame them because #sometimes being honest about racism can get you blacklisted in the cinema industry but also in the job industry in general #being vocal is always risky because a lot of White people aren't ready to hear the truth so we always have to pay attention to what we say #and never use strong words and always use euphemism #and hearing Tenoch talk was like being given a fresh bowl or air to breathd #I don't know him or the person he is but I have so much so much admiration for him and his message #of the way he talks #namor #wakanda forever #black panther wakanda forever #ryan coogler #I know that in theory no one is perfect but that man is truly flawless.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

For your modern avatar au What if spider has some sort of respiratory diseases, or other chronic inflammatory lung or obstructive lung diseases. Because he has to were a oxygen mask in the movie.

Alright here is my answer finally @peachycrime

Okay, unfortunately my first thought was the fucking 2001 comedy/romance Bubble Boy, so that's cool.

Luckily for you I've been in the reddie fandom hardcore since 2016 so WE KNOW ABOUT ASTHMATIC HEADCANONS IN THIS HOUSE.

I think I'd pick like severe asthma because it just jives for me, but if you wanna go crazy we could really have a fucking Fault in our Stars/Five Feet Apart moment here. Really lean into locorro or spiri here.

-Spider lived with Norm for years because he was the foster parent they had with the most medical experience, but eventually he just was LIVING with Jake and Neytiri .

-Stay at home wheelchair dad Jake Sully with his three little kids under three had none of the attention or free time to dedicate to a kid with medical issues, but him and work from home Norm become a seamless team in the kids toddler years.

-Neytiri had just finished her residency so she was simply flawless with him. He's pretty much a normal kid, he's just got bad asthma. He does all physical activity he can, but he gets out of breath quickly and has to stop for a puff or two before he can get back out there.

-Neteyam is younger but they're in the same grade because Spider got held back because he was so lil because he was a sick kid before Neytiri and Norm got a hold of him.

-He carries around an inhaler and Neteyam also carries around an inhaler because Neteyam may be younger but he is so protective of Spider and so worried about him losing his breath when they are at school and their parents aren't around.

-Tonowari and Jake meet at the playground on a Saturday and all of a sudden Jake is an after-school care, watching his own four kids and Ao'nung and Tsireya (and neighborhood latchkey kid Rotxo who Spider loves because he was also a latchkey kid).

-Ao'nung gets mad at Spider during a game of pickle where they are both the taggers because Spider stops to tag a puff. Ao'nung insists he has to keep going and Spider does and ends up passing out.

-He's not allowed to run or do anything strenuous for two days and Ao'nung is grounded by Ronal for a week. Neteyam and Kiri don't talk to him for a day. He feels really bad though and after that he yells at any kid who tries to get Spider to do anything physical at school until a teacher has to call home and they all have to have a chat lol.

-Neytiri and Norm we're absolutely unbearable for days, hovering over him and making him drink water, while Jake was treating Spider exactly the same. They are disability buddies and Jake would never treat Spider as fragile because he isn't. In fact, they played catch later that night even though Spider was sitting down and it gave Neteyam an aneurysm.

-Lo'ak always explains to strangers that his brother is cool he just has "shit lungs" because he heard Jake say that one time.

-Reddie moment: "Spider Sully Blasts Off!" every time he uses his inhaler.

#bubble boy is so spider coded #neteyam is prematurely grey in every universe #but especially in one where spider is chronically ill and has lo'ak as a sibling #a lot of this is taken from my kid at work with asthma #also i can't even get started on the myriad of ways lo'ak almost kills spider on the daily #it reminds me of my brother and our close family friend #theyre basically siblings #she is deathly allergic to eggs #and my brother is constantly sticking his knife in her butter or offering her some of his food or accidentally taking her fork #were always like are you trying to kill jessie??? #imagine this but lo'ak while they have family dinner and everyone else has a spice deadly to humans and spider's bowl is human safe #lo'ak sticking his fork in spiders bowl: can i have a bite #eberyone: oh my fucking god #skksks #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #spider sully #jake sully #neytiri sully #neteyam sully #kiri sully #lo'ak sully #norm spellman #ao'nung #tsireya #tonowari #ronal #rotxo #avatar #avatar the way of water

[blindmagdalena]

Had an angsty little thought earlier👹.

Homelander finds out he has a mom or at the very least a woman that genetically contributed to his creation and he’s lowkey excited to meet her and finally have a mom, a real loving and doting mom, to tell him how proud she is of him and how much she loves him.

He’s got it in his head that she is going to be more than willing to play the part that he wants her to play. She’s his mom after all, that’s what he thinks moms do. She won’t be like Soldier Boy. There’s no way because In Homelander’s mind that could happen.

He goes to find her, his emotions are high. He opts to leave Ryan at home because there’s still the small part of him that is worried she will be another Soldier Boy. He gets to the house. It’s everything he would’ve loved as a kid. There’s a baseball field near by and some woods he would’ve loved to explore behind the house.

He finally meets her but she doesn’t want anything to do with him. She already has another son. “A better son” is what she tells him. A son that happens to dig into everyone of Homelander’s insecurities.

I can’t imagine this would turn out well for anyone. Anyway sorry for the long post. Just wanted to share with then class.

i have just been sitting here staring at this like. how DARE you.

now i need to write a happy mamalander fic just to SELF SOOTHE.

because knowing his luck, yeah, this is probably how it would go. if his biological mother/dna donor had any idea he's related to her, she either didn't want to know him or she couldn't due to whatever legal BS Vought cooked up. more than likely though i think all that stuff would have been done anonymously. she probably had no idea, same way solider boy didn't know what his dna was being used for.

i imagine Vought would have been primarily interested in cooking him up using exclusively soup supe ingredients, so i'd think she was a supe too? but maybe it didn't matter if they were like, marinating the eggs themselves in compound v solution.

i'm off topic. you're right, this DOES sound like a worst case scenario for everyone involved. 😭

#i'm sorry this post wound up with so many culinary metaphors #he's my lil bowl of egg drop soup #egg drop supe....... #i've had a lot of cold medicine #darling anon #ask and you shall receive #homelander headcanons

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Aw! XL cooking reminded me of when I was working with children and they'd get nightmares/scared of monsters, so was go to the garden and make Monster Soup! Anything that looked good would go into the nearest source of water (often a bird bath) so that the monsters would know we are kind people and stay outside and not come inside. Also the monsters would think of us as friends and protect us instead of scaring us. Now I'm hoping that I have turned any of these kids into bad cooks bc I was like that flower looks good! Toss it in! 😅😄😄😄

Thank you for reminding me of this memory!

I'm-In-Love-With-The-Monster Soup.

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #ask #This story was extremely sweet thank you so much for sharing B'*) #I also used to work with kids and I really miss it!! This brought back lovely memories for me as well. #I am sure you helped a lot of kids through rough feelings by taking them seriously and letting them grow by confronting their fears. #Monster soup is something I am going to be thinking about for a long time.... #If anything; experimenting in the kitchen and feeling the permission of freedom to cook helps encourage kids to learn! #even if its a pretend kitchen. A birdbath is just as valid as a soup pot! #Comic-commentary time: I am so sorry to people who didn't know or forgot that this is how I draw the TGCF pair. #Xie Lian actually tried to make a sandwich but it got to wet so he had to put it in a bowl. #no one knows where the green colour came from. #One more comic on this coming tomorrow (what have WWX and HC been up to?)

[gailynovelry]

“Kill the part of you that—”

I 100% understand the sentiment, but what if we would have an easier time talking down “the part of us that.” What if we tire of violence against the self?

#not meant to be a serious post! or an indictment of anybody! #just like. it is very funny and surreal reading “kill the part of you that” statements while plural #like yeah friend. we tried to kill “the part of us that” before. didn't work out so well. she kept clawing her way out of the shallow grave #worked out a lot better to ask “the part of us that” why she was Like That anyway #and unravel the kinda fucked up unresolved-shit logic she was still working off of #and now that the world isn't all pain for her all the time we can get along and share a fresca and a video essay sometimes #every relationship takes work and that includes relationships with yourself #YES we are absolutely including singlets in this y'all have a relationship with your sense of self too even if it's more continuous than us #anyway you can keep using the “kill the part of you that” statements #it's just metaphorical for most people and i'm out here just having funny thoughts over a bowl of cheese bread and hashbrown casserole

[kazoosandfannypacks]

silly guy trying to woo me. has no idea I'm unwooable.

#not that I'm unwooable i just do not like him like that #he's been rather obvious about his crush on me these past few days. #(constant staring. went out of his way to compliment me. ran ahead of me to hold a door open while i was carrying a table.) #and today he straight up offered to pay for everyone coming to a bowling event i'm hosting just to make sure lots of people come? #even my bestie who is NOT a shipper by any stretch of the word and HATES speculating about relationships picked up on it #like dude if you want to ask me out just do it already so we can go out and you can find out we're not compatible and this can all be over #but all this simpery is not going to make me actually fall for you #kazzy's diary #kazzy rambles in the tags #also for those wondering yes. this is the almost-my-country-singer-origin-story guy.

[meowydoe]

Y’all gotta stop putting hamsters in cages that are the size of a 20 piece mcnugget box

#im being so serious rn #its like keeping a fish in a bowl like yeah you see em a lot but you shouldn’t use em #ginger.txt