Ellis: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one, boss.
Jude: Manslaughter it is, then.
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okay i’ve just seen the word “somersault” in a book aND HOW DARE YOU this word belongs to tyrus and tyrus alone
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"Making fictional characters animals is cringe" um okay??? are you telling me Spike DOESN'T look like an albino doberman??????
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I had the most wonderfully painful, angst-potential inducing, tragic idea last night at 2 am and I HAVE to tell someone and explain my vision or I’ll explode.
No one knows AU, except no one knows. Not even Danny. Especially not Danny. When he’s phantom, he fully knows and recognizes the massive and dangerous irony, but when he’s not, he has Fenton-parents level of hatred and a personal grudge against Phantom. Maybe Danny is even fully aware that not all ghosts are dangerous or evil, but he’s unshakably convinced that Phantom is. Whatever Phantom is “doing” to keep giving Danny memory losses and to keep trying to convince Danny’s friends that he’s Danny is just making it worse. (And if he ever manages to fix his daily amnesia? Well the “Danny must be possessed by that evil ghost boy so we must torture the ghost until he stops hiding in him” conclusion is less far fetched and maybe even something Danny and co. had preparations for.)
Aka: Superhero doesn’t know their own secret identity trope, but he also is trying to destroy his hero-self
SFDHDFSLSHLDF okay anon i'm gonna be real with you, this is not something i would be able to write in a million years FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS FDSHLJ mainly that i am a Fluff ChildTM and i hardcore struggle with reading and writing angst fsdhkkhjsdf
THAT BEING SAID you should write this!!! embrace your vision!!! take it and make it yours!!! a third thing!!!
no but fr i'm like sfajdklsdhfj (/pos) that you would think of me to send this to, but i'm all for encouraging everyone to write!! we don't have near enough writers imho and i'm always excited by someone having ideas to write! i'm probably sounding like a Motivational SpeakerTM BUT LISTEN I JUST LOVE SUPPORTING CREATIVITY DSFHKJL
(and if you do write it, shoot me a link and i'll be sure to share it!!!!)
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I can feel it in my bones. Either Lovely or freelancer know the whole dance choreograph of Lady Gaga’s Bad romance. And they both bust down to that shit.
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Bryan vs Okada is already my match of the year
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I may stray far but I ALWAYS find my way back to Dance Gavin Dance; downtown battle mountain II album ♡
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Veronica: Aiden I need you to-
Aiden: We already know I’m not as smart as you and won’t understand. So I’m saying it now to save time - talk to me on my level
Veronica: No. I refuse.
Aiden: Then I won’t understand. That’s that.
Veronica, trying to move on: I need you to diffuse the bomb-
Aiden: Nope! Sorry! My little gen z years cannot male heads or tails or whatever you are trying to say!
Veronica, gritting her teeth: Aiden. I need you to find a way to yeet that bomb out of here. Get that #1 victory royale. And slay.
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I really do fail to understand how people are able to justify this genocide at all even after 'claiming' to know the narratives of both the sides?
How can you remain neutral in face of mass murder?
All that privilege must be real nice. Getting to sleep in your beds, safe from this living hell, while justifying genocide must be real nice. Shame on you! Shame on you! Shame on you!
And I'm sorry to the Palestinians. I'm sorry the world's humanity is conditional. I'm sorry that we have failed you.
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