#zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

Now that I think about it the fact the San Lang form has the Xie Lian tattoo is the funniest thing ever.

Like did he know his handwriting was that horrible there was no risks? Could he not cope if it wasn’t there, so he kept it??

Or was he like flashing it like a bit of ankle like: look Xie Lian look at my little tattoo I’m wearing my heart on my sleeve and it’s your name.

Only for Xie Lian to just go “😐 is it a foreign language? 😐”

#calligraphy snob Xie Lian I love you I know he cried into a pillow #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #heaven official's blessing #san lang #zees 2am text posts #this is because I finished art with the tattoo and went wait a minute

[yeoldotcom]

i hate writing kissing scenes

#so many reasons #1) i feel like my kissing scenes are so boring like ew whyd i write it like that #no excitement ever #2) ive never been kissed so i don't even know what i'm writing about fr #3) i never wanna kiss anyone so why would i even write about it 😭 #but also i feel like i gotta add it to some stories bc it just goes #like it's necessary for the story pls #but also is it ? is it really ? i hatttttte writing kiss scenes 😭😭😭 come on #but i write them anyways 😔 no one asks for them but i do it because my brain says 'fuck u zee write the lip touch thing' #sorry for the random rants it's 2am and i am not planning on sleeping any time soon #i think i might finish this story tonight tho jsbdkcjxj what if i posted it tomorrow 🙈🙈🙈 stfu i mighhhhhtttttt #i havent posted something that wasn't a fake text in a MINUTE goddamn #yeol.com/zee

[biboomerangboi]

Saw something about Hua Cheng always being able to sense his ashes so he can always sense Xie Lian and I just think it adds a hilarious take to him giving Xie Lian his ashes. Like yes it’s a beautiful and romantic ghostly tradition but there is something so funny about him given them to him the moment he has to leave so he doesn’t lose him again after 800 years of searching like someone tagging a bird to track their migration habits. He is not taking no fucking chances.

#he is not taking the risk #I wouldn’t either tbf #like yes obviously this is a sad really romantic reason after thier separation #But Xie Lian is so pigeon coded that it’s just funny too #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

Hua Cheng essentially cockblocking himself for possibly all of eternity will literally never not be the funniest thing MXTX ever wrote.

Xie Lian was pretty much completely in love with him the second he saw those lanterns (and completely oblivious about it) and then we get the wonderful first kiss underwater moment and Xie Lian is basically drawing hearts around Hua Cheng every time he sees him. While like quietly dying cause he literally has no idea what to do with it. Like at this point he doesn’t even really understand that he is head over heels totally gone for this man.

Until Hua Cheng is like I have a beloved I just haven’t won them over yet. Which he thinks is perfectly reasonable because his self esteem is the worst and he doesn’t understand how he could have won Xie Lian over yet. (He’s only on step 22 of his Marrying Dianxia 3000 step Master Plan ((that he debates throwing out on a regular basis because he doesn’t deserve to even dream about wanting Xie Lian)). So course he’s like yeah I have this wonderful noble beautiful beloved I just haven’t won them over yet wink wink nudge nudge.

But Xie Lian is like oh of course obviously I don’t deserve nice things and fuck I actually wanted him so badly I’m actually in love with him and now I will resign myself to never being happy for his sake. (Their combined self esteem is truly a so low it’s a hole in the ground which is hilarious because they think the other person is to good for them and unattainable forever because they literally have the same neurosis.) So he starts boxing up his feelings forever constantly wanting Hua Cheng and feeling guilty about it and literally dying inside because he wants Hua Cheng like he’s never wanted anyone.

Like essentially books 3 and 5 only happen because Hua Cheng has now cursed them both by saying he has a beloved because Xie Lian believes he isn’t wanted and therefore any nice thing Hua Cheng does is just him being nice and not Hua Cheng pulling out steps 23-34 of his plan thinking he still hasn’t won Xie Lian over. (He has he so has but he shot himself in the foot so badly it’s painful to read).

Like thank the Gods Hua Cheng is so unhinged and created the cave of 10000 Gods cause Xie Lian would literally be at his own wedding to Hua Cheng still convinced he wanted someone else and this was in fact a thing they were doing to solve a case together otherwise.

Like he needed something that unhinged to put 2 and 2 together otherwise he never would have caught on he’s Hua Cheng’s beloved. Meanwhile Hua cheng is like 🥺 he’s going to think I’m a weirdo now and I’m only on step 50 of the plan 🥺 like the two of them wouldn’t have been fucking nasty 2 books ago if he just kept his mouth shut and didn’t cockblock himself so violently.

#I hate them I love them they are both so stupid #hualian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #hualian meta #tgcf meta #actually don’t know why I’m tagging this as meta I’m just bullying them but you get it #zee rambles #writing them and wanting to die #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

Hua Cheng is just so iconic to us because he is in fact a tumblr girlie. Notebook filled to the brim with sketches of his blorbo. Info dumps galore. Maximalist fashion to the nines. Outfits based on accessories. Has all of the genders under one big shapeshifting trench coat. Hates the ruling class. Excuses every problematic thing his blorbo does and stands by them in the group chats. Insane reaction to people who dislike his blorbo and says mean things about them, burning temples is the doxxing of his time. He belongs on here with us.

#I’d either be his biggest fan or have him blocked #I’ve had like 4 hrs sleep but you know I’m right #if you write famous Xie Lian please don’t make Hua Cheng normal he’s insane on main and we love him #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #hualian #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #tgcf shitpost #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

Thinking about Katara and Sokka seething over Aang and Zuko gallivanting around the South Pole penguin sledding and dancing in like nice light weight clothing because both their bending keeps them warm.

Like yes, they are probably also perceiving and lusting on spec but I would be so mad if I couldn’t wear a silly little outfit in my own home but these two dudes are like running around having acrobat time and I am in a huddle in the worlds thickest coat. I’d want those twinks dead.

#picture your boyfriend wearing a tight little shirt doing little dances and your in 40 layers and you were born here #kataang #zukka #zuko #aang #katara #sokka #atla #avatar the last airbender #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

Sokka wants to study Zuko under a microscope not even in a gay way (though yes that too) but more how is your dumbass not dead? It breaks all laws of physics? What do you mean you swam in the northern sea waters and didn’t get hyperthermia? How do you leap like 30 ft of exploding buildings? How are you this dumb while doing all this shit? How many concussions have you had and at what point did they grant immortality?

#I know it keeps him up at night #sokka: then either Zuko IS A GOD OR COULD KILL GOD AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE! #zukka #zuko #Sokka #atla #avatar the last airbender #zee rambles #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

Stucky fic writers were truly on something else because earlier this week I remembered the line “they can bury us in one coffin to save on lumber” and thought it was a lyric from like a fucking hoizer song or something along those lines only to go get a drink at 2am in my kitchen and be hit over the head with the reminder it’s actually from a Stucky Fic I read in 2017.

#best part it’s a really funny fic they just have PTSD #stucky #steve rogers #captain america #winter soldier #bucky barnes #Steve Rodger’s x Bucky Barnes #stucky fic #anyway it was ain’t not grave (can hold me down) by spitandvinger #link in the comments #zee rambles #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

The thing about Zukka is that one of them is always going to be doing the most insane bat shit thing in the world while the other is just there to pass them the tools of destruction and go that’s nice honey.

#if one of them is acting normal the other guy is blowing something up #sokka I want to break in to a maximum security prison zuko I got you #zuko I going to send you on this rail car then jump Sokka cool I got you take my hand babe #zukka #sokka #zuko #avatar the last airbender #atla #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

Actually so funny how many times Maomao just looks at Jinshi and thinks about him getting railed. Like she just glances and is like yes this man is too beautiful he does in fact get dicked down on the reg.

#she is obsessed she’s projecting she wants to rail him so bad #like girl please get yourself a strap on #maomao #jinshi #jinmao #the apothecary diaries #Kusuriya no Hitorigoto #zee rambles #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

The Gossip in Xianle must have been so wild and so juicy literally every character that we know that came from Xianle is full of judgement, side eyes and highly fluent sarcasm I know the Xianle Court must have been like an episode of desperate housewives.

#yes even Xie Lian he’s kind but he’s also a bitch #when I’m bored I picture Pei Ming facing the full brunt of the Xianle quartet side eye on mount tonglu #xianle trio #xianle quartet #feng xin #mu qing #hua cheng #xie lian #qi rong #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #zee rambles #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

I do actually believe Yin Yu is probably paid pretty well by Hua Cheng but I also believe that whatever he gets paid to deal with Simplord Hua Cheng will never be enough.

#worse when hualian gets together he literally needs all of hua chengs money for that #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #yin yu #tgcf headcanon #heaven official's blessing #heavens official blessing #zee rambles #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

Never would have happened because they were both like deeply deeply traumatised but I think the funniest thing that could have happened is if Wu Ming just panicked every time Xie Lian looked at him like proper girl with a crush, falling over bins, horny on main, word vomit I think it would have cured Xie Lian of his mental illness and given him like 8 new ones.

#wulian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #wu ming #heaven official's blessing #Wu Ming is to cool and composed because trauma bit I think he should have been painfully a teen with a gay crush #Xie Lian: stabs someone #Wu Ming: God I wish that were me #zees 2am text posts

[biboomerangboi]

Think we all should be very grateful our boy ascended at 17 because if he had have been any further into puberty he’d probably have the worlds longest hermit beard like I just know the thing would be reaching his thighs AT LEAST.

#like he can shave and probably does shave cause culture and stuff but also it’s his true form #scrap collecting god and his 8ft beard he cleans meticulously #no one can find him because he’s got the best disguise in the world #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #zees 2am text posts