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[thatrandomcanadian]

Damn, I wish i had this mentality the 4 different times I’ve had to get it

Hold on, let me get my hit list of people who gave me trauma back in grade 7

#funny #lol #haha #humor #dark humor #I may or may not have thoughts of arson

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Average Canadian Goose

It’s the cutest, fluffiest, happiest creature you’ve ever seen! Nobody told you it’s actually nature’s most deadly predator. It seems quite content to play with you

#they have fucking teeth #when they start head bobbing RUN!

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We didn’t realize how much we needed the filler episodes until they were gone…

Even the Owl House made fun of the lack of filler in season 2

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

#atla #pjo #avatar the last airbender #but in general #the owl house #toh

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I wanna do that now

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I- I feel called out… but I was playing Bowling instead of tennis… and it was 2010, not 2006

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dark humour #dark humor

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The new (and older) Mr.Beast, some might even say better

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Then call them by their other name, Boobies

"tits" is too sharp a word for what it describes

#funny

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I got the eyes done at last so they arnt light mode voids

Working on a little something on my boyfriend’s tablet while he’s doing class stuff while I’m visiting him, forgot to bring my own stuff so he’ll transfer the project file to me when I leave

#yes i am hiding the other foot and hand so i only have to do one #art wip #artwork #art #original art #digital art

[thatrandomcanadian]

Working on a little something on my boyfriend’s tablet while he’s doing class stuff while I’m visiting him, forgot to bring my own stuff so he’ll transfer the project file to me when I leave

#yes I am hiding the other foot and hand so I only have to do one #art #artwork #art wip

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Jokes on you, he’s right beside me

#168

You have been burdened with the Marco Polo curse. It takes away your eyesight, leaving you with just your voice. In order to see again, you must call out for your soulmate and find them before time runs out. If time runs out, the water in your body will fill your lungs, drowning you.

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SHE WAS 19!!?!!

#wholesome #blessed #feel good #I thought she was older ngl

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People have asked me before what my favourite genre of music is, and …. Ummmm… idk at this point

I mean… I like all types of music…

The one thing I really like is music with a kickass beat and/or lyrics and songs I can just dance to, I don’t care about the genre, I got like 4 country songs in here & 5 rock songs

Sooo ig I could say my favourite genre is Video Game music bc it’s like 60% of the whole playlist (most of them is from Persona 3&5, P4’s Specialist and a few songs from Honkai Star Rail too)

#too bad only like 4 out of 69 songs would actually appear in the radio #why is video game music such a fucking bop tho #anime music is underrated #music taste #music playlist #I sing almost all of them in the shower #persona series #persona 3 #persona 5

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I have a strange allergy to eggs I got from my mother…

U see, if I have too many eggs, my tongue swells up to the point that I can’t breathe… but if it’s mixed in with something, like baked in a cake, I’m perfectly fine. and I can have at least 2-3 eggs before it becomes a problem (as long as I have a drink nearby, I should be fine

You see thing thing is, I kinda don’t like the taste of eggs (which is a good thing, unlike my mother who loves them) so either way I end up putting a slice of cheese (cheddar or marble) in my scrambled eggs anyway and load that chicken fetus up with pepper anyway so it tastes like something that isn’t barf…

My poor brother on the other hand… can’t even have anything with eggs in it without downing a whole bottle of Benadryl afterwards (“can’t have an allergic reaction if my body thinks I’m already dead” -my brother”)

please rb for sample size also this is about ONLY eggs. no toast or breakfast included. if it makes a difference that is

#tldr I dislike eggs unless there’s cheese and pepper #stupid egg allergy #eggs #scrambled eggs

[thatrandomcanadian]

Better get that therapist booked then

Also don’t overwork yourself with finishing those Wips

I hate doing these posts but if this gets 10,000 notes by February 12th (which won’t happen) I will ask for therapy AND finish every wip

please do not feel forced to add notes

Edit: 20k is in like 1,000 notes so at 20k I’ll get a stuffed animal to hug and start eating more

#funny #art #I mean it tho don’t overwork yourself

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Oh Fuck

Sorry, those are mine

Just do the “pspsps” thing u do with cats to keep them occupied until I can get the cage back up

weather alert: wraiths

#wraith #dnd #pukicho

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Reblog if you now own Mickey Mouse