thatveganwhiterose

[thatveganwhiterose]

#funny

[thatveganwhiterose]

Livestock drama

   “Let’s put pool noodles on the goat’s horns!” says a teenager.

“Why would you,   ” I begin, but they have already stampeded out of the house. I shrug.

   It turns out that when someone puts pool noodles on a goat’s horns, the goat doesn’t really care. They’re very light, after all, and she can’t see them. You know who cares? Who cares a LOT?

   the HORSE. Hero took one look at Nutmeg wearing pool noodles and ran away. You know who doesn’t want to be left alone, ever? Nutmeg. Who went trotting after Hero because he was leaving her.

   Hero, seeing that the eldritch abomination was after him, picked up speed. Nutmeg went into a full run. My kids started chasing Nutmeg to get the pool noodles off her, but could not catch her, because she’s surprisingly fast. The dogs were bringing up the rear, just happy to be going for a pleasant run. Hero was in a panic, leading a parade that he did not want.

   This all resolved. One noodle feel off; the kids eventually cornered Nutmeg and removed the other one. Just - a day at a farm, I guess.

10/02/20

#funny #animals

[thatveganwhiterose]

#funny #elon musk

[thatveganwhiterose]

Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#druid #monk #yay!!! #I wanna be a Druid!!!! #dungeons and dragons

[thatveganwhiterose]

#funny

[thatveganwhiterose]

i haven’t seen anyone on tumblr talking about this and i think we need to

#racism #Islamophobia #chris pratt #police violence #January 6 #insurrection

[thatveganwhiterose]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

#color #art

[thatveganwhiterose]

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

#funny #austin powers

[thatveganwhiterose]

#ableism #police violence

[thatveganwhiterose]

#self care #positivity #kindness

[thatveganwhiterose]

Bothering the beast

#gif #funny #cats

[thatveganwhiterose]

#funny #food

[thatveganwhiterose]

“live and let live, vegans” says the carnist as they pay other people to kill, use and torture animals for them :)

#vegan #animal rights

[thatveganwhiterose]

#he is such a motherfucking mood

#gif #cannabis #drugs #bing #marijuana

[thatveganwhiterose]

Hey y'all real sorry to do this but my friend is a non binary transfem facing homelessness and an unexpected $200 vet bill.

PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND STAY HOUSED

Every bit helps

if you're Canadian they can be etransferred at:

[email protected]

HELP A NONBINARY PERSON STAY HOUSED

Don't tag this d*nations or anything like that to avoid flagging

Trying to raise $1200 to make their rent

0/1200

#signal boost

[thatveganwhiterose]

#strahd von zarovich #curse of strahd #funny #dungeons and dragons

[thatveganwhiterose]

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

#funny #weed #cannabis #snoop dogg