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Disney Duel 2; Round 3 of 15: Leaders of Sci-Fi Flops

Please remember, these movies were box office flops. Trust me, it sucks to refer to Treasure Planet as anything other than a masterpiece, but it is what it is.

#disney #death battle #treasure planet #captain amelia #atlantis the lost empire #commander rourke #lyle tiberius rourke #poll #disney poll #disney duel

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I always knew I would have to tell him sometime, the fact that I knew. It feels horrible to admit, but his stammering explanations are just really cute. I kind of always figured he was a Fae, pumpkin hair, emerald eyes, monstrous sweet-tooth, none of it uncommon, but there was always something about him, the way he always snuggled with the cat, they way he joked around. It was around February or so that I began to know for sure.

I work with animals, all kinds, wild animals, pets, farm animals, zoo animals, that is where he and I met. I was called out to a horse ranch, they came across a horse that was in desperate need of care, so as soon as they brought it to their ranch, they gave me a call. We went down together, he loves horses, and while I was getting the shots prepared, the ranch hands were doing their duties, trimming the mane, shearing the coat, and taking off the old horseshoes. One hand made the mistake of handing the horseshoe to my boyfriend, and as he reached out without thinking, the only thing I heard out of his mouth was a loud "YOW!".

It was so loud, it spooked the poor horse, but like I said, my boyfriend loves horses, so he managed to calm the beast down. Almost as though he could speak to the horse directly. I remember him talking a lot about horses, proper care, proper diet, what kind of horses are good for what kind of task or activity or location, the way his face lit up every time he talked about horses, his enthusiasm, I always thought he was autistic, but I guess even the Fae have neurodivergencies. I don't know if it was the reaction to the iron, or the talking to the horse that confirmed he was Fae to me, but after that day, I always knew, and he didn't want to admit it. I remember on the way home, he told me he had a rare allergy to rust, not even to iron, just to rust. When I asked him about the horse, he said he was good with horses. We left it at that, I wasn't upset with him, I mean, it took Clark Kent a long time to admit to Lois who he really was, and when he was ready, he would open up to me.

Every now and again, something would happen that proved once more he was of the Fae, and he would always say something to try and hand-wave it aside. In March, we went to the Children's Farm, so we could see the newly arrived baby animals, piglets, ducklings, lambs, and the ones I was most excited to see, the goats. My boyfriend just stood outside of the goat pen, and when a goat would wander near him, he leaned back, as though trying to discreetly gain distance from it. He almost jumped into the turkey pen when one of the goats bleated at him. A part of m wanted to chuckle, but the part of me that loved him won out, and I left the goat pen and asked him if he was okay. He said he was fine after a few deep breaths, and said I could return to the goat pen. I washed my hands and suggested we go for ice cream, there was a Drive-in just a bit down the road from the children's farm, we could walk there. On the way, I asked him why he was afraid of goats, he was kind surprised I noticed, and he said that when he was a kid, a goat ate one of his toys. I suppressed a chuckle.

Earlier this month, his parents paid him a visit, and we decided to go out for lunch, I could meet his parents, they could meet me, we'd have a lovely afternoon. We went to a small café, we all had cucumber sandwiches and lemonade. My boyfriend and his parents drank their lemonades in a matter of seconds. I was admittedly, a little impressed. His father was about to say something, but my boyfriend cut him off and just said, "It's a warm day, and we're really thirsty." His parents looked at him with inquisitive looks, and he just shook his head, in a quick was as though he was trying to shake something out of his hair. We got a bunch of pastries, a lot of berries that weren't in season, but delicious none-the less. My boyfriend and I shared in the black currant pastries, his parents enjoyed the raspberry muffins, I had a pain-au-chocolat, my boyfriend liked the lemon loaf, and we all indulged in the strawberry tarts like no tomorrow, all of them vegan. My boyfriend was very vegan, but he never demanded me to be, so I never really minded.

After lunch, I made the comment about my boyfriend's sweet-tooth, and now seeing where he got it from. His father started to say something, but after he said "You know us", my boyfriend nudged him with his elbow and pressed his lips. His father chuckled a little and then looked away awkwardly. A few weeks have passed, and they're thinking about coming over again in May... should I talk to my boyfriend? About how I am guessing he is a Fae, and that I'm okay with it? The ways he's tried to hide it is cute, but I want him to know that I love him no matter what, and that he can trust me.

Your partner is trying to hide their nonhuman nature. You figured it out months ago but play along because you find their antics amusing.

#writers #writing prompts #writers on tumblr #writeblr #writing inspiration

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Time to carry on with the Disney Live Action Remake Trudge, and thankfully we're getting one of my least anticipated movies out of the way.

#movie review #maleficent #disney live action remake

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Let's keep a counter of how many times people actually familiar with Tumblr have to explain how it works.

I've reblogged stuff like this at least three times, what's y'alls record?

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

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Argh, two great episodes.

One is part of a fantastic arc that involves character development and redemption... the other is the same but has Flintheart Glomgold and Magica De Spell...

Yeah, the choice is fairly obvious.

ROUND #1

#ducktales 2017 #best ducktales episode #flintheart glomgold #magica de spell

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Schrodinger’s celebrity; you know he’s famous, but not who he is.

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Disney Duel 2; Round 2 of 15: Dashing and Daring Princes

Does that metaphor make any sense? Oh well, this battle will not feature any assistance from the three fairies or the enchanted servants, it's between the Princes themselves.

#disney #death battle #sleeping beauty #prince philip #beauty and the beast #the beast #poll #disney poll #disney duel

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This may be the weirdest, and also worst movie I ever reviewed for this blog.

#movie review #the misty green sky #independent movie #I don't know if these tags will do anything but whatev #this movie sucked

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So given that the trope of the villain song doesn't have to strictly be part of a musical, this means that more traditional albums (not soundtracks) can also have villain songs... and since they can be about general antagonists and not just the Evil Mastermind™, this begs the question...

Is "Jolene" a villain song?

#music #jolene #dolly parton #country music

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I would have voted for Keanu, but I can see Hayden working in the role.

Supporting my Canadian Actors either way.

ok potential sonic 3 info later today if they reveal shadows voice actor who do we think its gonna be

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Disney Duel 2 Round 1 of 15: Rebellious Archers

Definitely should specify that this is only with the 1973 version of Robin Hood, all other versions of Robin Hood under the Disney Umbrella are not to be taken into account.

#disney #death battle #pixar brave #disney robin hood #brave merida #robin hood #poll #disney poll #disney duel

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For Autism Awareness Month, I wanted to talk about the characters that I relate to, in hopes that it shows any who are struggling with Neurodivergencies that they are not alone.

Please Reblog!

#autism #neurodiversity #spongebob squarepants #ducktales 2017 #webby vanderquack #fraggle rock #boober fraggle #wembley fraggle #star trek #deep space nine #great mouse detective #please reblog

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

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I'll put in two and let everyone else decide which is funnier.

Stardew Valley headcanons, because I want to share them with more than one person!

Small list of headcanons, may add more as I go.

Caroline does not actually realize she has green hair, it was a curse placed on her by the Witch after the Wizard's "alleged" affair with her.

Sebastian is a bit of a Mamma's boy, I dunno, he just kind of gives me those vibes. Like if you were to ask him his favourite childhood memories, like a quarter to half would involve Robin in some way.

Willy has a mermaid friend.

That's all I can think of for now.

EDIT 1: Void Mayonnaise is a great expectorant (think ipecac syrup)

EDIT 2: Abigail puts quartz and amethysts in her mouth, because she's undiagnosed autistic and chewing is how she stims. I mean... I chewed on my sleeves but y'know whatever works.

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I laughed so hard at that I became light headed. That was beautiful.

Do I want to shove in a Zoolander reference now or just leave this as is?

Stardew Valley headcanons, because I want to share them with more than one person!

Small list of headcanons, may add more as I go.

Caroline does not actually realize she has green hair, it was a curse placed on her by the Witch after the Wizard's "alleged" affair with her.

Sebastian is a bit of a Mamma's boy, I dunno, he just kind of gives me those vibes. Like if you were to ask him his favourite childhood memories, like a quarter to half would involve Robin in some way.

Willy has a mermaid friend.

That's all I can think of for now.

EDIT 1: Void Mayonnaise is a great expectorant (think ipecac syrup)

EDIT 2: Abigail puts quartz and amethysts in her mouth, because she's undiagnosed autistic and chewing is how she stims. I mean... I chewed on my sleeves but y'know whatever works.

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Disney Duel *BONUS* Disney Magical Girls

So... my original plan was to start the Disney Duels 2 and release them alongside Death Battle Season 11... but then Rooster Teeth was shut down and the fate of Death Battle is... unknown.

I'm hoping that they can continue on with crowdfunding or something, but either way we're probably not going to get a proper Death Battle episode for a good while... so let's just do this, because I got a new batch of Disney Duel Math-Ups and frankly I don't want to wait.

And the entire reason this is not officially part of Disney Duels 2 is because I completely figured that they would do this as a battle eventually.

#disney #death battle #amphibia #anne boonchuy #the owl house #luz noceda #god i am terrified of what the responses are gonna be #disney poll #poll #disney duel

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Straight up, this was one of the most difficult reviews to write.

#movie review #tom sawyer #tom sawyer 2000