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twobruhsinahottub · 3 days
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Omg OP I both love and despise you for this....on one hand, I now have 101 gifs of Rafael Barba saved to my phone. On the other hand, I now have 101 gifs of Rafael Barba on my phone 😭
RIP my storage
Use the source link to check out 101 gifs of Raul Esparza in various episodes of Law&Order SVU in his role as Rafael Barba. These are made entirely by me for my personal RPing needs, but feel free to use them for yourself, too. Like or reblog if using. Also, they are not all the same size. It is what it is.
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twobruhsinahottub · 4 days
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Being in the Barisi fandom is kind of a lonely experience because there are so few of us on Twitter, and Tumblr. Also, most of the moots I have on twt don't talk a lot about Barisi because, well, the ship has passed its prime.
I hate it here, we should work towards a revival of this ship like the one Barson shippers are promoting.
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twobruhsinahottub · 11 days
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I am blessed to have seen relic on my dash in the year of our lord 2024
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twobruhsinahottub · 16 days
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I lied :( i changed mine right after voting...tis not a picture of not a person/animal, it is my fave celebrity.
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twobruhsinahottub · 16 days
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Eggs bene with salmon is superior (except i cannot make it so must spend like...$20 every time i want it)
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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Cis people will say trans peoples pronouns are confusing and then go and give intricate pronouns to boats. Now im scared of misgendering a boat. /hj
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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Update: have tested it. Im a size 18D usually for reference, and this is what my chest looks like with the kmart body tape! Not flat by any means, but i have a big chest to start with. I recommend a sports bra over top to achieve full flatness. I like this cause it looks kinda like man boobs which a cis man my size would have.
Picture below cut, warning, trans masc with chest exposed / taped but still topless, if ya dont wanna see that dont look
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ID: shirtless trans masculine person with very fair skin taking a mirror selfie to show their chest that is bound with body tape which is a fair amount darker than their skin tone
Psa to Aus/NZ transmascs/people who bind, Kmart now sells "body tape" aka binding tape!!!! Even has on the packet an example of someone using it to bind. It is $12NZD!!!!! Just bought and am going to test it when I get home, will let yall know how it goes :3333
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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Brb gonna go write a barisi rival teachers au /hj
REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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I made a typo and said aromantism instead of aromanticism. Aro man tism. Me. Aro(mantic) man (au)tism. I love it.
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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This also explains why (allo) people often will choose their partner over their best friend no matter what. Because they see friends as lesser. Personally this is the opposite of what i think. Friendship is the most important thing in this world (in my opinion). Bros > hoes any day .hj
Things friends can't do according to allos!
(these are all things I have been told with 100% sincerity, and not stuff that I myself believe.)
Give each other meaningful gifts
Pay attention to the others likes and dislikes
Look at one another in a 'certain way' (???)
Match clothes or accessories
Hold hands for 'too long' (???)
Hug for 'too long' or hug 'too close' (???)
Cuddle because it's 'too intimate'
Not want to pull away during a hug or holding hands
Lean onto the other emotionally and physically
Smile in one another's presence
Laugh at each others jokes
Give genuine advice
Text each other 'good morning' 'good evening' 'good night' 'happy birthday' 'happy new years' 'merry Christmas' etc, etc
Ask how the others doing
I'll add more once I think of things I've forgotten
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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Um im sorry....what the actual fuck is friendship if not what is listed above? Maybe its the tism or maybe its the aromantism but i cannot comprehend that not being the definition of friendship. I have had partners and i have had close friends, only difference is the label and that i have sex with my partners and we kiss and stuff and i dont do that with friends (except one friend. We do those things. But without the label.)
Tldr: what is friendship to allos if not what is mentioned above? /genq
Things friends can't do according to allos!
(these are all things I have been told with 100% sincerity, and not stuff that I myself believe.)
Give each other meaningful gifts
Pay attention to the others likes and dislikes
Look at one another in a 'certain way' (???)
Match clothes or accessories
Hold hands for 'too long' (???)
Hug for 'too long' or hug 'too close' (???)
Cuddle because it's 'too intimate'
Not want to pull away during a hug or holding hands
Lean onto the other emotionally and physically
Smile in one another's presence
Laugh at each others jokes
Give genuine advice
Text each other 'good morning' 'good evening' 'good night' 'happy birthday' 'happy new years' 'merry Christmas' etc, etc
Ask how the others doing
I'll add more once I think of things I've forgotten
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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Can forms stop putting "israeli/jewish" as the only jewish ethnicity option? Im jewish, not israeli. The two arent synonymous. Just put jewish and israeli as separate options its not that hard.
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twobruhsinahottub · 17 days
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Pls pls pls send me SVU, ST, or CM characters to do this with!!!!
If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo
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twobruhsinahottub · 18 days
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Psa to Aus/NZ transmascs/people who bind, Kmart now sells "body tape" aka binding tape!!!! Even has on the packet an example of someone using it to bind. It is $12NZD!!!!! Just bought and am going to test it when I get home, will let yall know how it goes :3333
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twobruhsinahottub · 18 days
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Autipunk is when balancing headphones between spikes ⁉️
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