Matt: “Imagine, Gavin, if that tornado happened during the day, you’d still be alive.”
Jack: “Imagine Gavin is one of my favorite alt bands.”
Geoff: *laughs* “That was pretty funny.”
Jack: “Thank you, Geoff.”
Put Your Cookie Down and Get in the Plane - GTA V: Cayo Perico Heist (#2)
Matt: What would your last name be if you got to pick it?
Gavin: Mine?
Matt: Yeah.
Jeremy: Umm. Steeldick. Jeremy Steeldick.
Gavin: Dillman.
Matt: Dillman?
Jeremy: Always with the Dillman.
Michael: Not surprising there.
Jeremy: Yep. There’s Henry again.
Michael: What umm... God, what was the-- what was the fake name you made up?
Jeremy: Henry Dillman.
Michael: No. No.
Matt: That was a real name. Actually.
Michael: Was it-- Was it-- What did you tell me your name was?
Gavin: Oh, Cedric.
Michael: Gavin? Was it Cedric? Was that it? Was that where ‘Cedders’ came from?
Gavin: CEDDERS!
Michael: It’s so hard to remember, man. I have so much worthless, just memory. Of Gav- just one day in 2012, or 13, of Gavin just telling me what- out of nowhere that his name wasn’t Gavin when he was born, his name used to be Cedric.
Gavin: But I had to change it cause people called me CEDDERS!
Michael: Not- not in a video. Just sitting next to him at work. For no reason.
Haven’t been posting much lately. Especially with the whole thing that happened last October.
Finally getting around to deleting most things on my blog that mostly contain him who shall not be named. If he’s in the post but doesn’t play a huge role in the joke or quote, it may remain. Thank you.
Gavin: She’s [Paige in GTA 5] got a sleeve.
Fiona: It looks nice! She looks cute. I want a sleeve. Uh, no I don’t want a sleeve.
Gavin: Why not?
Fiona: I’m just scared.
Michael: Of getting too hot?
-[Later]-
Gavin: I think if I get one it’d be only a neck tattoo.
Fiona: Only a neck? What would you have?
Michael: Union Jack.
Gavin: uh, it would be like a hand choking me.
Michael: Oh, on the front of your neck?
Gavin: Yeah.
Michael: Cause on the back of your neck, people normally don’t get choked on the back of your neck.
OFF TOPIC: DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
⤷ Cryptic Gavin is the worst Gavin. Did you dream and fuck me? What does that mean? Did you dream fuck Michael? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?