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bryan rust saying "idk what happened everyone in the room just suddenly came together and started believing" what a liar. you know exactly what happened. sidney crosby took each guy on that team aside one by one, looked so deeply into his eyes it was like he was peering directly into his soul, and spoke to him at length in a calm and level voice while blinking those big wet sad brown cow eyes at him. none of the guys can recall a single word sid said but each man left the conversation with a profound, bone-deep sense that sid believed in him personally, in his abilities and his will to win, in his unwavering desire to make the playoffs, and that sid had in fact been watching over him since the day of his birth, bearing benevolent witness to his striving and struggling, to his triumphs and defeats, hearing every prayer that man uttered in the dead of night, every fervent wish his heart had ever made, and loving him unconditionally through it all, beholding him in the fullness of his complex humanity, loving the light in him as well as the dark, cherishing him so deeply he took that man's sins and errors and utterly brain-dead defensive lapses upon his own shoulders and died for them, yes, died, died, so that whosoever believeth in his captain should not perish, but have everlasting life, for sid was sent not into the league to condemn his idiot team but that his idiot team through him might be saved, and dragged kicking and screaming to the playoffs, forever and ever amen. that's what happened. unfortunately not even the son of god could fix the power play though

#omfg #sign me up for this cult #this is hilarious and brilliantly written #amen #Sidney Crosby #pittsburgh penguins

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Hockey being a hyper-fixation this year is a fucking curse… the narratives… the cheering… the superstitions… I love it but man does it make random Thursdays feel really consequential

#i feel this with every fibre of my being #hockey

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sidney crosby saw nate mackinnon and jack johnson (who are teenagers! to him!) playing great hockey and having a fantastic season with the avalanche. he saw connor mcdavid experiencing joy because the oilers were pulling themselves the fuck together. he saw ovi kick it into gear and get the capitals into a playoff spot against all odds. and his eyes began to glow red and a fog descended and from his mouth came an otherworldly voice that reverberated through the locker room and it said                                                

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  i̶̢̧͚̻̯͎̫̯̣̦͖͕̙̫̝̦̟͈͚̟̩̼̜̝͍͕̭͙̣̞̜̙͆̏͗̆̿̀̐̈́̈́̿͒̈́́̆̃̈̎̂̿͐̑̒̅͐̈́͂̽̃̐̇̇̚̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅ ̷̨̨̢̢̛̣̠̦͙͔̱̜̠͈̖̭̠̤͔͇̭̗̙̜̥̻̝̙͒͛̈́̔̾̈́̋̀̀͌̏̔̈́͊̈́̒̋̌̾̄̆̈́̇̀̈̉̓̄͆̚̕̚͝͝͠ͅw̴̛͕̻̝̲̫͇̩̖̲̱͉̳͖̝͖̣̟̺͉̣̞̜͖̰̦̃̓͑͒̿͛̍̔̾̏̓̍̍͊͑̾͌̅̒̚͜͜͜͝͠͠ï̵̧̺͈͇̜̺̬̈́͛l̵̛̛͚̰̲̰̱̝̅̋͑̒̈͗͠ͅl̶̨̡̧̥̘̩̺̤͔̬͍̺̻͙͖̜̰̫̹͓͈̜̣͖̆̏̌̂̆̚͜͜ ̴̡̡̡̧͉̯̞̝͉̘̹̰̟̺̙̼̣̒̎̓̓̊͊̂̚ͅṋ̷̛̪̹̇͑̌͋͛̑̓͊̋̇́̃͛̍̾́͑̈́͂́́̿͋̉́͐͂̿͊̕̚͘͝͝͠͠͝ǫ̸̪̦͕̮̭͑̑͋̏͌̌͑̄̕̚͘͝͠͠ͅt̶̢̨̮͈͈̘̣̻͚̠͎̝̳̗̩͇͉̮̟͆̆̑̊̔̅͌̿͛̓̎̏͛̀̓̒̋͋̈̽́͜͝͠ͅ ̵̫͚͖͉̯̭͊̽̉̉͒͛̒̑̊̿̐̇̚͝g̶͙͎̯̤̞͈͇̫͕̜̖̲̓̂͘̕͜͝o̸̜̗͔̼̼̲̬̺̤̫͕͚̩͔̗͂̿͌͗̍̊̎̓̂͌̌́͐ ̸̢̡̛̙̙̹͉͈͓̱͇̫̱͕̩̹͚̀̓̽͆͛̌͛́͌̔̉̊̏̎̈́͊̿̌͐͛̓͊́̈́̈͊͆̍̈́͛͊̕͠͝ͅg̸̞͈̥̰̔́̃͆͌̀̽͆̈́̑̾̇̿́̀̑̓̈́́̊̀͆̏̀̔̕̚͝e̷̡̨̜̮̪̤̦̫̮̙̫̟͇̬͎̹͇̠̲͖͎̳̤̭̼̫̫̗̮̹̻͈̰̼̫͓̖̒̆̊͌̈́̾̓͋̀̉̊̈͛͒̐̎̒̏́̓͑̋̃̎̏̈́̚̕͝͝n̸̢̨̝̠͉͈̲̘̙̫̻͓̗̻̰͙̹͇͗̿̑̈́̀͋̐̒́̽́͆̈́͜͝t̵̡̬͈̲̣̉̒͒̀̎͊̒̓̒͐̂̅̆̀́̽̈́͛̓͆͗͆̈́̅̀͑͗́͝͠l̴̹̄͛̔̈̆̑͂̃̂͗̚̚͝ȇ̴̡̨͖̗̖̟̣̝͙͎̺͚͉̤͇̹̗̘͙͕̬̤̱̀͊̌̀͋̆́̏̕͘͝͝ͅ ̷̧̨̛̬̺̰̮͖̹̳̪̪̖̺͇̫̝̝̬̫͚͎̂̒̍̍̒͊̓̾̓͊̉͒́̐͌̏̕̕͠͝ͅį̶̡̨̛̭͚̱͇̝̜̰̱̣͖̩̎̍́̈̆͑̇̉̂͑̐͗̎̊̐͘ṋ̵̨̘̰̯̠͎̹̟͇̲̣͈͇̗̿̑͒̉̅́̏̈̐̋͌̔̋́̿̄̒͂͆̕̚̚̚͜͠͝ţ̴̢̛̗̯̪̯̼͈̘͇̼̠̭͕̦̜̹̙̈̇̒̐̐̉́̐̋̑̓͊̑͒͒͌̀̎̿̕̚͘̚̚͠ǫ̵̧̢̨̡̡̛̮͉̹̳̳̝̭̪̭͎͇̩̼̗̫̘̖͔͚͂̄̄̎̇̾̉͑͛͒̔̇́̇͜͝ͅ ̴̝͍̞̩̲͕͍̟̤̹̝̙͙̹̹̱̒̋̈́͌̆̋̏͋͘͠ͅͅt̸̞͎̠̩̪̺̠̫̼͓̣̜̥̅͛́̀̿̏̄̓͐́͋̐̎͐̽̃̈̊̍̀͑̏͂̀̀͗̓̈́̕̕̚͝͝h̵̡̬͖͖̙̘̟̪͓͖̞̬͓̝͈͈̩̳̻̝̩̝̥͕̙̦͉́a̸̧͚͆̊̋̈́̎́͋̓̈̇̊̈́̾̾̈́̚̚ẗ̶̹̼̫̤̗̣̪̥̙͔̠̗͛̑̎̏̎͘͝ͅ ̵̢̢̨̨̧̨͍͚̱͖̲̻̗͈̞̭̠͇͎̼̜̟̱͚̺̼̬̯̺̝̳͐̆́̋͂̾͊͑̃̋̀̒͆̓͒̋̈̇̈́̔́̀̄̓̊͂̍̿̔̐̌̍̕͘͘̕͝͠ģ̵̡̻̤͓̪̝̝̜͙͎̬̄͂͛͋̾̓̚͠͝ǫ̵̖͔̝̣̫͉̞͍̥͕̳̬̣͌̆̈́̚͘ǫ̸͈̭̘̰͔͔͍͓̱̯̥̖̤̦͓̭̥͚͕̪̬̬̩̤͚̭͂̈́͛̽̒̓̌͊́̑̌͗̂́͆̑́̂̍̏̈̎́̊̍́̄͘͝͠ḓ̴̡̧̢͍̦̠̗̰̝̫̘͔̝̰͚͎̜̟̠̬̾͒̊͆̾̿͛̉̓͛̍̌͆̈́̒̈̿͆̿̒͆̎̀͐̕͜͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅ ̶̢̨̢̡̨̛̛̗̺̮̠͉̻̳̺͎̰͙̝̞͔̲͔̻̰͕̲͖̫̈͂̄̇̊̂͊́̌̇̿̃̀̄̂̂̑̄͗̔͗̇́͗̈́̔̋͋̉̿͋͘̚̕͜͝͝ͅñ̵̢̢̟̼̻̳͔̟̙̼̯̬̯̒͆̓̔́̉̃́̆͊̔̉̄̈́̈̍̈́̀̉͐̀̚͜i̸̝̓̒g̸̢̨̧̢̩̣̝̮͚͎̭̱͓̺̗͚͕̯͈̺͓͎͕͙̮̅͛̓͂̍̆̈̉͛̎͒̓͗̀̄͌̒̒̒̈́̑̈́̔̍́̂̋̉̿̆̚͜͜ͅͅh̵̢̢̻̹̄͑̏t̵̢̨̛̛̪͓͍̙̻̜̫̼̟̍̉̈̎̈̄̉̄̒̏͂̍̇̉͑̎̈́̈͋̎͜͜                                                                                         

(and by "night" i, of course, mean the end of the season).

what i'm trying to say is that he was in such great psychic distress that he entered a fugue state and did necromancy upon his corpse of a team 😌

#lol #where's the lie tho? #sidney crosby #hockey #pittsburgh penguins

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Kate and Anthony Bridgerton Bridgerton — Season 3 Trailer

#their chemistry is off the charts 🔥🔥🔥 #bridgerton

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my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

#i never interact with you but know that I still love you after suffering through the 1 d breakup and that first few solo louis days together

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#if 11 year old me had known about fanfic back then #biiitch #i would have been such a Krabat stan #20 years later and still crying over Tonda #anyway yes... #krabat #german stuff

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Oh, Sidney - 8/4/24

#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #so pretty it's making me sick

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Reblog for a larger sample size!

No "show results", if you're not a fanfic writer just be patient.

I saw a post about an anon saying it was embarrasing to have an ao3 account in your 30s (it's absolutely not), so I want to do a poll and see what the age range actually is.

#fanfic #ao3

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Gonna reblog every single winter soldier post that crosses my dash like it's 2014 happy ten year anniversary Steve and Bucky sure was weird that they just stopped making marvel movies after winter soldier but best to end on a high note I think

#winter soldier #stucky #bucky barnes #steve rogers #marvel

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Forget March!Me, early April!Me is 🔥

Getting into Pittsburgh Penguins / SidGeno in March 2024 feels weirdly like getting into One Direction in mid-2015... nervous laughter... whispering Endzeitstimmung to myself...

#pittsburgh penguins

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CORE GOALS - 6/4/24

#beautiful!!! #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #kris letang #pittsburgh penguins

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it's still so crazy to me that it took like seven books for harry to mention that ron has blue eyes but he's been obsessing with every single one of draco's features since the moment they met like that's insane that's unhinged behavior he's never beating the bisexual allegations in fact he's not even trying

#drarry #hp

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Neptune and Triton by James Webb telescope

#universe

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marketing him like a barbie doll

(successfully tbh - I would like one)

#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #baby giiiirl

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sid scores his 40th goal of the season! - 6/4/24

#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

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books made of magic, fairytales, poems and love

#cottagecore #fairycore #cozy cottage #comfort #books

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Via @danacea at Bluesky.