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@runfreebirdrun THREATENED me at GUNPOINT to do this drawing of GAY PEOPLE (🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮) KISSING (??!?!!?!??!?)

his post of the same pose is here, and the image we both drew was sent to iwcat by @kurocyou

#q #art #caleb widogast #beau lionett #yasha nydoorin #beauyasha #critical role #cr2

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I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom, legs tied together, they change slowly until they can breathe, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

#atp seeing posts on my dash that i first read in screenshots 10+ years ago feels like meeting a celebrity #q #mermaids

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#wELL #q #star trek #ds9 #miles o'brien #julian bashir

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Murderbot says do NOT touch me ever except for ART who can lean on me in the feed if it wants.

#q #art #tmbd #murderbot #perihelion

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shine bright circus man ✨🦚

#q #art #cr2 #critical role #mollymauk tealeaf

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Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.

There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.

#fair #q #history

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Simply because you don't like me. I mean me. I mean me. I mean-

#jkdsjkzvcds #q #star trek #ds9 #gul dukat #kira nerys

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There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like “your grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone else” and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpa’s life in WWII and how my family doesn’t kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider

#q #stories #spider grandpa

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POV: you're in the wizards club ✨

#*let me in meme* #q #art #critical role #cr2 #cr3 #caleb widogast #essek thelyss #prism grimpoppy

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

#q #stories

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Friendly reminder that Frodo named his pony Strider when he got back to the Shire. Friendly reminder that all the hobbits continued to call Aragorn “Strider” (at least on occasion) even after his coronation. Friendly reminder that Aragorn said that the name meant so much to him that he was going to make it his family name. Friendly reminder that the hobbits and Aragorn considered themselves close friends, even with everything going on. Friendly reminder that Merry and Pippin are buried with Aragorn.

#the hobbits + all of bree forever calling aragorn strider >>>>>> #q #lotr #aragorn son of arathorn

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LEAKED screenshots from bells hells animated series‼️

#there she go #q #critical role #art #cr3 #imogen temult

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The rules of the game are simple:

You go to geoguesser

You set it to world map

You go through locations, through multiple games, driving around those locations

Until you see a cow

When you find a cow, you win

#i got dropped in murmansk and went along the river lotta until the road ended but didnt see any cows:( #q #geoguessr

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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings

#q

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I see a post, that asks the question "you are now married to your phone background, how fucked are you?"

I close the app and look. When was the last time I considered my phone background? I can't even remember it.

On the screen before me is a purple wildflower, a bergamot, or "bee balm" plant, photographed in North Dakota in 2019 in a family member's back yard.

I am married to a bergamot. She is tall and shapely, moreso than myself, though her choice of purple raiments matched closely my own. She is my favorite color. Maybe that's how we met? Why I decided to woo her?

My wife the bergamot is a socialite. She has more friends than I. Every morning she gossips with a cabbage white butterfly, and cruelly shares their secrets with the rusty patched bumblebees, who compete for her affections with the domesticated aapis mellifera, which trail at her purple coattails like lapdogs.

Her favorite friend, however, is the ruby throated hummingbird. More insect than avian though it does contain a vertebral column, it iridesces like green beetle wings and in my heart I feel jealousy as my bergamot bride and the hummingbird kiss.

I sit with her for a season. Under the sun and the heat and the biting flies. She is covered in dewdrops and in spiders. I spare her from caterpillars and lavish my affections on her with a cup of water.

The world turns at last to its cool side, my bergamot changes her purple coat to her dusty toned night gown. She lies down to sleep and is buried beneath a bed of fresh snow come October.

Love so fleeting, marriage so brief, could I forget my bergamot and move on? Could my love be perennial and evergreen even when my beloved is not? It is winter and my bride is dead. How fucked am I?

#damn #q #stories

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#its really cool that so many women are protesting - i didnt know about that - but transphobia cant be ignored #q #transphobia #feminism #south korea

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I painted this baby Jester a long time ago when I was still getting used to Procreate and testing brushes, but today I decided to post this Little Sapphire for you to enjoy anyway :3

#BABY JESTER !!!!! #SHES THE MOST IMPORTANT IN THE WORLD #q #art #critical role #cr2 #jester lavorre