writefulclown

[writefulclown]

attention!!

i, like solmare, have decided to completely ignore obey me's canon lore. i've never been one for rigidly sticking to source material anyway, but i've decided that i won't even try with obey me.

when reading my works, keep this in mind. canon events or even character details mean absolutely nothing to me anymore.

#obey me #don't even get me started on asmo not having a birthday event this year #im so beyond furious

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in the mood to write with no ideas so to fill the void im playing roblox mega mansion tycoon

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belphie in sleepy puppy mode

belphegor x gn reader (2nd person pov) can be read as platonic (if u ignore the demanding kisses part); pure fluff

you know how when dogs wake up they're like,, really warm? and the sleepier they are the clingier they get? if you don't then i've just managed to run into several weird dogs. but either way i present to u... belphie, but he's like a sleepy puppy

whenever belphegor's sleepy he's absolutely the most pathetic little baby you've ever laid your eyes on. whiny, barely able to hold himself up, trying to touch you in any way possible, and oh so warm.

most of the time you can hear him before you see him. he seems to enjoy making as big of a show out of dragging you away to sleep with him as he can. he wants everyone to know that he's stealing you. the irritated looks, glares, and scowls that are thrown his way each time fuel him.

it starts with him getting out of bed as loudly as possible. he might even fall out of bed if he's feeling extra dramatic. he'll shuffle down the hallway, calling your name in the groggiest, sleepiest voice you've ever heard. he has also bumped into walls to further emphasize just how tired he is.

once he's located you (somehow it always feels like he looked all over the place for you, even though he takes the most direct route to you) it somehow gets worse. he's always wrapped in a blanket, hair messy, hardly able to keep his eyes open, holding a pillow. as soon as his eyes land on you he's whining and making his way over with slow, wobbly steps, not even picking his feet up. he'll find a way to lean against you or, better yet, if you're sitting he'll flop across your lap, occasionally just falling asleep on you instead of taking you away.

from there he'll get even closer. engulfing you in his blanket, rubbing his cheek against you, burying his face into any part of you that he can, almost whimpering as he asks you to go and nap with him. if he can he'll even give you the irresistible puppy eyes. he has cried because you didn't go to bed with him fast enough. but like... on command, just to make you feel bad and hurry up, not because he was actually sad. he's not above manipulating you, you know this.

and once you're back in his bed (not yours. he's not risking anyone else joining you and his bed is infinitely more comfortable anyway) he's immediately clinging to you and expecting the same from you. if you're not holding him like it's the only thing keeping you from dying it's not enough. he also requires kisses on his head. if you're not loving on him enough he'll whine like a dog and bump his head against you. give him what he wants IMMEDIATELY!!!

now, circling back to the "most of the time"... sometimes he scares you half to death by simply... appearing next to you. one moment you'll be enjoying your alone time, reading a book in silence or doing anything, really. and when you happen to turn yourself he's suddenly right there. you fling yourself back, heart racing, adrenaline pumping through your body. he'll blink slowly, head drooping to the side, mumbling about needing you to sleep like he didn't just nearly give you a heart attack.

every single time you're alone he manages to approach so quietly that you don't notice him until you get the unnerving feeling of someone being in the same room as you without your knowledge. but every single time he causes you to almost jump out the window or punch him in the face, you feel compelled to forgive him by how adorable he is. how can you deny him the nap he requires when he's so tired that his eyes are blinking all wonky and out of sync...

if you're already in bed with him you're not getting away from him. as soon as he wakes up, even if it's for a moment, he's crawling onto you, near begging for kisses and obviously expecting you to play with his hair. you have to give in because he refuses to fall back asleep before receiving the affection he's demanding.

during winter he's especially great to be around since he heats up so much while he's sleeping. it's like those plushies that you can stick in the microwave to warm up, but a whole man. and a really clingy man at that.

#belphegor x reader #belphie x reader #obey me #omswd x reader #obey me shall we date #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie x reader

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what makes the butler stutter

barb x gn reader (2nd person pov) established relationship between u and barb; fluff mainly, a bit suggestive (..very.... suggestive........), barb freezing up cause he's thinking about u DNI if you're under 18.

ever the composed butler, there seems to be nothing that can expose what's under the façade he keeps up so effortlessly. he never falters, never makes a mistake. everything he does, says, wears, every single movement, word, expression, perfect. he's so flawless he seems almost ethereal.

unfortunately, barbatos has discovered a weak spot. it doesn't matter how much time he spends denying it, pretending it doesn't exist, trying to make it go away. it's undeniable. you have found a way to fluster him enough to affect his daily life. just your presence in his thoughts has him more absent-minded than usual, but it doesn't stop there.

he'll be walking down the hall with diavolo in the early morning hours, going over the daily schedule as he always does, when, as his eyes flick to the guest room you always stay in, he trails off for just a moment. it's almost unnoticeable, but diavolo has known him for far too long. he won't bring it up. he doesn't need to. he knows exactly what's going on. he will simply smile to himself, happy that his dear friend has found someone who makes his brain hiccup.

one spot that never fails to stop him in his tracks is where you had your first kiss. he'll freeze, gaze glued to a seemingly random spot, a glint of something unrecognizable in his eyes. he can't stop the memory from replaying. it's so vivid it almost seems real. like he's gone back in time to relive the kiss. bouncing back after his couple seconds of being unresponsive proves to be too easy for barbatos, but he can't shake the butterflies in his stomach.

when you come around he keeps his composure. it would be improper to do anything less, considering there's other people around. though he can't help if he smiles just a bit more, or if there happens to be an extra twinkle in his eye. but get him away from everyone's sight and he's a completely different man. he gets so little alone time with you and he's smart enough to make the most of the few moments you do have.

whenever you're spending time in the castle you'll follow him around as he checks things off his to-do list. barbatos loves having you near him, even if you don't interact in any way. just being in the same room makes him feel at peace, accompanied by a weird sense of domestic bliss. you've discovered that it's actually better to stay silent and keep your hands to yourself. you see, he gets distracted a bit too easily by you. he's never quite had to fight the urge to simply sit down beside someone and give them his undivided attention, so he has a hard time keeping himself from doing exactly that. when he does succumb to the urges, he'll playfully scold you as soon as he catches himself.

being in a crowd with you is much more difficult than he could've ever imagined. it would be alright, but the way you find little ways to touch him knocks the air out of his lungs. he'll be walking back from the kitchen, serving trays on either hand. you'll time your trip to the bathroom so your paths cross in the dining room doorway. you smile as soon as you face him, already weakening his knees. then, as you pass him, your fingers brush against his waist. imperceptible to others, but so rattling to him that the entire room is suddenly filled with the sound of teacups colliding, now resting on the butler's uncharacteristically shaky hands.

in the middle of cleaning he'll spot an awfully empty table. his confusion lasts a single second before he's recalled the night it lost its decoration. you'd been... discussing... personal matters... and the... conversation... got a bit... too heated... and the vase happened to... somehow... get tossed onto the floor. the memory plays in his mind as he stands there, staring at the table. he better replace it before anyone notices... no worries, he knows he has similar ones packed away somewhere. he'll get to it as soon as he's done mulling over your... argument.....

occasionally his mind will start wandering during more mundane tasks. that is almost every single one of his duties. he's been serving diavolo for long enough to do everything by muscle memory alone. it used to start innocent. he's polite, he respects you, he only started having less family-friendly thoughts when you got very... rated R. he zones out, body working on autopilot as he imagines your voice, face, bod- clears throat

he's good at masking his emotions. eerily so. but one thing he can't hide is the blush that gently dusts his cheeks at the thought of you. he can only hope no one notices it before he finds an acceptable excuse to leave. and if anyone were to point out the way he tripped over his own feet when you whispered in his ear, the chances of the world ending right then and there increase significantly.

#barbatos x reader #obey me #omswd x reader #obey me shall we date #obey me barbatos #obey me x reader #obey me barbatos x reader

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sniffsniff

if incredibly powerful demon, feared by all, but not afraid of anything (besides rats)

why so babygirl

fully crying at the fic im writing. like there are actual tears in my eyes. i need someone to take over cause im gonna be bawling in about 5 seconds, if not less

#i am having emotions that i do not have words for #needs that i can not express verbally

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personally i think lucifer is the type to very reluctantly agree to watch fifty shades of grey with you. but. BUT.... after even just the first movie he would take a bit too much inspiration from it and leave you struggling to find a way to tell him that you actually don't want really awkward mr. grey roleplay or whatever he's doing. it's really tough cause if you even slightly scrape his ego he'll be cold and passive aggressive (though the passiveness of it is debatable) for months.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #lucifer x reader

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asmo with an s/o who is way too much like him

asmo x gn reader (2nd person pov) established relationship; no nsfw, just cute headcanons this isn't about appearance or talking/acting the exact same way, but rather like... being on the exact same brainwave i just,, directly translated a phrase from my mother tongue, sorry

first off, this only works if you like genuinely love yourself to the point where you're concerned you might unironically be attracted to yourself. like you'd date your clone.

cause this is it.

asmo most definitely would. he has reached that point and probably gone past it

which is why this relationship was inevitable

good god.

everyone around you two better hold on to their pipe and glasses.

you're a couple of menaces right from the moment you first meet

he's immediately drawn to you in a way that he can only describe as "really weird"

everyone, including the two of you, find it crazy how your brains operate in exactly the same way, no matter how different you are on the outside

definitely too much of... having each other's backs and supporting each other.

he'll chew someone out and you'll be gasping dramatically to drive the proverbial knife even deeper

you're oddly in sync and can read each other like open books

it creeps everyone else out and they'll think there's magic or something involved. they get used to it eventually, but the doubt is eternal

you're very much the couple that will never ever be seen apart, especially with how clingy both of you are

you also have a dynamic where others can ask you about him (and vice versa) and you'll know the exact answer with 100% accuracy every single time. "where is he?" he went out to get presents. he should be back in about 10 minutes. and exactly 10 minutes later he'll step through the door. "why has asmo been ignoring us today?" someone threw out his face cream and a group of you were too loud last night so he couldn't fall asleep. until the culprits confess and give him a heartfelt apology, his highness will be ignoring everyone in this house. and all the while he'll be pouting behind your back, arms crossed, nodding along

if bodies ever get swapped (cause apparently that's a frequent occurrence) you'll be the absolute first to know where asmo is. it is absolutely impossible to fool you

you just get him. and he gets you

he knows exactly how to comfort you in every single situation and he knows how to show his love

he knows exactly what you need, what you want, what's pissing you off, when you need an exit from a place or situation, why you're sad, everything about you is so apparent to him

and it goes both ways. he's blown away every single time.

it's like the scene in the good place where eleanor gives chidi a tissue cause she knew he was gonna sneeze before he did, but every day, every interaction is like that.

he'll very quickly catch on to your sense of fashion as well. he understands it better than you do, even if it's the exact opposite of him. he needs to know because he needs to spoil you.

but it's deeper.

it feels like the more he finds out about you the more he realizes about himself

he feels really compelled to dig around in your mind. he wants to know the reason behind every single one of your thoughts and actions, but, unfortunately, that just reveals more of how insanely similar you two are

anything about you that makes him feel sad, like feeling like your worth is based entirely on how much people desire you, just boomerangs back into him

you're like a mirror that exposes parts of him that are so vulnerable that he feels... terrified.

because it's so scary to him, he feels the need to withdraw from you. just to stop himself from breaking down. he's asmodeus. he's flawless, everyone loves him, every single part of him is so perfect that he doesn't seem real. he's spent so long building this façade, he can't let it crumble.

but how can he not be around you? you just... get him. and he loves how safe he feels around you. he can get rid of all his walls and you'll still love him. you know the worst parts of him because you have the exact same baggage.

he lets his guard down incredibly fast because he's not stupid enough to waste precious time hiding away when he could be spending it with someone who is absolutely perfect for him in every single way.

you know things about him that even he doesn't. he's never had this level of connection with anyone and you bet your ass this man is glued to you for the rest of your life. it's a good thing you're just as clingy as him.

#obey me #omswd x reader #obey me shall we date #asmodeus x reader #asmo x reader #asmo obey me

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to everyone reading and liking my stupid posts rn,

happy holidays bby ;*

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lucifer, satan, barbatos

imagine being one of those couples who read books in bed together before going to sleep. he's reading something serious, gripping, intellectually stimulating.

and you're next to him reading "do ants have arseholes?" (which is also serious, gripping, and intellectually stimulating)

#dia would read your stupid book with you #obey me #lucifer x reader #satan x reader #barbatos x reader

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telling the OM boys you want to combine your molecules so you become one (literally)

includes: the brothers, dia, barb, simeon, solomon yeah this is relationship stuff.

have you ever felt like you want to get impossibly close to someone? like cuddling isn't enough, i need to live under your skin. yeah, this is that.

acts like that's the stupidest, weirdest thing anyone's ever said in the history of forever, but turns around and blushes immediately after cause he gets it:

lucifer, mammon, leviathan

gets it a little.. too... much..... be careful, you might wake up in the middle of the night and find him trying to crawl into your ribcage:

asmodeus

doesn't understand. makes it known. hopes you feel stupid and embarrassed enough to not notice how mutual the feeling is and how much he likes that you think that way too:

barbatos, belphegor, lucifer

doesn't understand, but is nice about it. you'll have to explain it a bit. though he might never fully understand:

beelzebub, simeon

is a little put off by how violent the imagery is, but appreciates the love behind your words and frequently wraps you in his jacket/cloak or puts you in his shirt while he's still wearing cause that's the closest you can get:

diavolo, simeon, beelzebub

agrees to it and says you're cute, but you know he doesn't actually understand how serious you are:

solomon, satan, diavolo

"are you alright?" asked with genuine concern:

barbatos, beelzebub, simeon, satan

"are you on drugs?" asked in absolute bewilderment:

mammon, leviathan

"are you on drugs?" asked with genuine concern:

solomon

doesn't miss a single beat and expresses a similar sentiment so smoothly your brain stops working:

satan, asmodeus

"bring it on" with only the intention of being close to you, but not actually combining molecules

belphegor, diavolo, mammon

threatens to actually make it happen:

solomon, barbatos

#obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd x reader #lucifer x reader #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #satan x reader #asmodeus x reader #beelzebub x reader #belphegor x reader #diavolo x reader #barbatos x reader #simeon x reader #solomon x reader

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if i EVER write anything with him. i will not be including this detail.

no amount of money could make me accept it as a canon part of him.

im holding my breath until i either stop getting reminders of todomatsu's fucking weird fetish every 5 minutes or pass out and rest for a couple of hours before having to remember again.

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what if i started writing osomatsu san stuff. then what. who would put an end to my awful abuse of creative power.

rewatching osomatsu san and losing my actual mind fr this time

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which OM boys would let you shave them

includes: the brothers, dia, barb, simeon, solomon implied relationships, but can probably be read as just them having a crush on you this is also assuming that they,, grow,, body hair,,?

it's one of those rare moments when you're alone with him and you decide to use it to finally ask a question that's been floating around in your mind for a while. "can i shave you?"

lucifer

uhhhhh

if you have the balls to ask him he'll probably look at you like you're stupid

no, you can't shave him.

are you kidding?

the only way you could ever shave any part of him is if he's in a coma and unable to do it himself.

mammon

?????????!!!!!!!!!!

god, you're so weird....

he'll sputter and yell, telling you that's the dumbest thing you've ever asked him

but if you ask him again, extra nicely, he'll fold

with enough persuasion he'll let you shave anything

though he'll be blushing furiously the entire time

leviathan

stares at you, completely unblinking, eyes wide and threatening

you can hear the gears in his brain turning

at some point he starts sounding like an overheating computer

all the while his face has been getting progressively more red

once he reaches peak flustered, he seems to completely shut down

you'll never get an answer from him, nor can you move him for the entire rest of the day

satan

his initial reaction is similar to lucifer, though way less judgmental

why?

"it seems fun" is a good enough explanation for him

however, depending on his mood, you might need to wait a bit for him to actually let you do it

but he would definitely agree

eventually

asmodeus

my, my, how cute you are! of course he'll let you!

he prefers waxing, but ultimately lets you decide which you want to do

though you'll have to wait a couple days for there to be any hair to shave or wax

a bit too giddy about the whole thing

will also pester you about returning the favor

if you really don't want him to shave/wax you, he'll let it go just as fast as he agreed to let you do so to him

beelzebub

huh? oh, sure.

you have to gather a lot of snacks to keep him in place for long enough, but other than that he's an angel

occasionally asks if you need help

he doesn't know what with, but he just wants to let you know that he's ready to help

he agreed without any hassle and that's how the entire process goes as well

he's very sweet :(

belphegor

asks if you can give him a fade on his legs

or stripes or even just like.. landing strips but down the fronts of his legs

if yes, he would definitely just be walking around like that til it grew back

if no, he'd probably still let you shave him, but on the condition that he gets to sleep the entire time

you will have to flip him around and position him all on your own

he will not help you at. all.

if you're okay with doing that much work, go for it

diavolo

takes a bit to process what you've just asked him

it's an odd question, give him a moment

he'll let you shave his face? is that what you meant? hopefully

thinks it's a very fun activity

you're now forced to shave him at least weekly just because he enjoys the intimacy

barbatos

he laughs cause he genuinely thinks you're joking

you're not?

oh

no.

you can't shave him.

he's terribly sorry, but he simply can not put himself in that position.

but, as you should know, he'd be more than happy to shave you.

though he said it in a way that seemed vaguely threatening......

simeon

very... unsure...

did he hear you right?

he.. supposes... he could let you... shave him....?

but he seems so confused

you feel too bad and decide to leave him and his hair alone

if you wouldn't leave him alone, go away

your question would haunt him for a while though

so eventually he'll tell you that he's up for it

then you can shave him

but be. fucking. gentle.

solomon

yeah

he'd probably tease you about it for an annoyingly long time, but yeah

it'll cost you all of your patience and possibly even sanity

he'd only let you do it once though (not like you'd want to do it another time after the absolute torture you had to endure)

make it count.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd x reader #lucifer x reader #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #satan x reader #asmodeus x reader #beelzebub x reader #belphegor x reader #diavolo x reader #barbatos x reader #simeon x reader #solomon x reader

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a list of things that remind you how possessive yoosung really is

yoosung x gn reader established relationship, u live together lol

yoosung seems like a puppy in human form, which makes it so so easy to forget what's truly behind those innocent, twinkling eyes of his. but in certain moments he does something that reminds you of what seven said. "he kind of tends to be a yandere."

whenever you're around other people he always has to be touching you. whether it be holding your hand, having his hand on your knee or sitting close enough for your legs to be touching, there always has to be contact.

it's worse in public. he grips your hand like you've just fallen off a cliff and he's trying to pull you back up. his arm wraps around your waist, holding you so close you feel like you might get absorbed into him.

when you're standing on the street, waiting for a bus, train, whatever, he's clinging onto you with a hug, almost completely encompassing your body with his own. if the weather is cold enough, he'll go a step further and wrap his jacket around you with him still wearing it.

you often see him staring down anyone who looks at you, or worse, approaches you. the more interested they seem, the more threatening his glare is. it doesn't matter if they're a complete stranger, old acquaintance, friend or RFA member.

you'll catch him staring at your phone screen over your shoulder. over time he starts losing himself in reading your conversations, forgetting to be as sneaky as he once was. who could you be talking to? what about? why would you rather text someone than spend time with him?

if he feels like you're on your phone for too long he'll get upset. you have about 5 seconds after his first huff before he's whining for your attention. he'll pout at you, staring incessantly as he tosses around, impatient and dramatic. sometimes he'll skip this step entirely and go straight to prying your phone away, sticking his face in yours, expecting immediate affection after being deprived for seemingly long enough to die.

when you sleep together he holds you tight. it would be so endearing, but when he's asleep and you need to go to the bathroom, or just want to get into a more comfortable position, it's rendered impossible by the grasp he has on you. the only thing you can do is slightly turn your head. even your hands are stuck, so you can't tap his arm to wake him.

when you're away from him he calls you a lot more than would be considered normal. if he stays home while you go for a quick little grocery run he'll find excuses to call you at least 3 times. did you make it to the store safely? we remembered to add eggs to the shopping list, right? when will you be back and do you need help carrying anything?

if he could have it his way neither of you would ever leave the house. all your time would be spent with each other. cuddling, cooking, kissing, talking, sleeping, doesn't matter what you do as long as you're together with no one else interrupting in any capacity.

it's not that he doesn't trust you. he's not paranoid that you'll leave him for someone else. he just wants you to only be with him. only talk to him. only think of him. he does, so why wouldn't you?

you know what he's thinking. you know what he truly wants. he's told you all of it. but the way he always greets you with the biggest smile, offering you his warmest hug, any memory of his darker side is immediately wiped from your brain. how could he ever have a single sinister thought? look at him, how shy he gets around you, how softly he kisses your head when you're falling asleep, how he packs lunches for you every day. don't mind the way he threatens even his closest friends if they happen to get too friendly with you, just let him shower you with all the love in the world. don't worry about a thing.

#mystic messenger #yoosung x reader #yoosung #mystic messenger yoosung #yoosung kim #yoosung kim x reader #mysme #mysme yoosung #yoosung headcanons

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mystic messenger

yoosung☆

things that remind you how possessive yoosung is

obey me!

personal headcanons for all of them (coming soon)

which OM boys would let you shave them

telling the OM boys you want to combine your molecules so you become one (literally)

how they react to finding out you two are compatible (coming soon!!)

asmodeus

asmo with an s/o who's way too much like him

belphegor

belphie in sleepy puppy mode

barbatos

what makes the butler stutter

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hihii welcome to @simpfulclown 's fanfic blog!

masterlist ♡ request info ♡ ask box ♡ about me!

sorry in advance, english is not my first language. in fact, it is entirely different from my mother tongue. my vocabulary is also relatively small (at least it feels like it to me) and i tend to repeat words a lot. i try to avoid it, but im also bad at proofreading.

yeah, most characters tend to be sort of ooc cause i have my own vision of what they're like. i'm not particularly concerned with keeping all my writing super super accurate to the character/series/whatever.

fandoms im currently in:

obey me! (current hyperfixation)

american gods

creepypasta (and marble hornets)

free!

mystic messenger

thief x

osomatsu san (breaks down crying and sobbing and throwing up)

sally face

monster prom

undertale + deltarune

fnaf security breach!

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request info

you can request stuff through the ask box! i can't promise to write everything, though.

this is an x reader fanfic blog! the chances of me writing anything other than that are essentially 0

i prefer the requests stick to the fandoms im in for obvious reasons, thank you!

I DON'T WRITE:

male readers

topics that i feel i don't have a good enough understanding of (trans reader, most mental illnesses, etc)

fetish content.

pregnancy (im not into it. i dont like children. i dont like pregnancy in any capacity.)

illegal, disgusting things like incest and pedophilia. i feel like this should be obvious but just in case.

full smut. i'll do nsfw headcanons, but writing an entire smut isn't something i'm particularly interested in

cheating (hehe it hits a bit too close to home)