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can we talk about how Jake and Amy’s biggest argument was literally about a mattress .
#b99#brooklynninenine#nbcb99#funny#humour#textpost#textposts#brooklyn nine nine#nbcbrooklynninenine#andy samberg#melissa fumero#jake and amy#tv#sitcom#tv shows#tv show#jake peralta#amy santiago#relationship#nbc#peraltiago
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y’know what we need
to know if kelly is scully’s wife or dog. the producers never told us!
#b99#brooklynninenine#nbcb99#funny#humour#textpost#textposts#brooklyn nine nine#nbcbrooklynninenine#andy samberg#norm scully#hitchcock and scully#joel mckinnon miller#jake peralta#amy santiago#michael hitchcock#hitchcock#scully#tv show#sitcom#nbc#melissa fumero
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my life goals:
Being as confident as Gina Linetti
Refer to 1.
#b99#brooklynninenine#nbcb99#funny#humour#textpost#textposts#brooklyn nine nine#nbcbrooklynninenine#gina linetti#nbc#nbc brooklyn 99#brooklyn nine nine cast#chelsea peretti#andy samberg#melissa fumero#jake peralta#amy santiago#tv show#tv shows#sitcom#sitcoms
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and when Derek is supposedly in her void he goes back to the precinct as Pimento until he’s summoned again
Hot take: Janet’s void is actually the 99th precinct in Brooklyn, NY
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how did Holt even end up in Jake and Amy’s honeymoon like what did the captain of a police precinct do to end up in the same hottub as 2 of his finest detectives? was he undercover? was he underwater?
#b99#brooklynninenine#nbcb99#funny#humour#textpost#textposts#brooklyn nine nine#nbcbrooklynninenine#andy samberg#melissa fumero#andre braugher#captain holt#jake peralta#amy santiago#peraltiago#original#tv show#sitcom#nbc brooklyn 99
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when life is a bitch just remember holt, a perfectly capable and literate captain of a police precinct, wrote a one-word speech comprising of “Pain.”
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lol I haven’t done an edit in so long I was just tryna get back to it 😔
#b99#brooklynninenine#nbcb99#funny#humour#textpost#textposts#brooklyn nine nine#jake peralta#jake#andy samberg#b99edits#b99edit#b99 cast#brooklyn nine nine cast#nbcbrooklynninenine#nbc#tv show#tv shows#tv sitcoms#every b99 cast member just wants to curse LMAO
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EXACTLY I always wondered what happened to Detective Daniels! I just assumed she got transferred because her coffee was too good 💀💀
i just rewatched the pilot of B99 and how does no one remember how awkward and cute the opening title was???? also what the heck happened to detective daniels who could make good coffee
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yes I rbd myself
how dare you
detective diaz
i am
your superior officer
bone?
what happens
in my bedroom,
detective, is
none of
your business.
bone?
don’t ever
speak to me
like that
again.
-r.holt
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when life is a bitch just remember holt, a perfectly capable and literate captain of a police precinct, wrote a one-word speech comprising of “Pain.”
#brooklynninenine#b99#nbcb99#funny#humour#textpost#textposts#brooklyn nine nine#holt#raymond holt#captain holt#nbc#tv#tv shows#tv show#dark#life#quotes#terry jeffords#terry#brooklyn 99#nbc brooklyn 99
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happy turkey day!!
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roses are red,
the yeets have been yote,
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