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[haystarlight]

Friendly reminder that condoms aren't just for people with dicks. Like, there's the big condoms that are made to put on vaginas but also:

People that use straps/dildos/toys sometimes put condoms on the things to keep them clean. (Cause it's important to keep those things clean, that stuff goes inside people! Keep it clean!)

People that cut up condoms with scissors to make homemade dental dams.

Anyway have fun and be safe.

#was thinking about a fic I read some months ago and it reminded me of this #the fic was like “why would lesbians need condoms” and I was like #1. trans lesbians #2. this post #tw sex mention #tw sex #cw sex talk #cw sex mention #cw sex #tw sex talk #tw sex toys #cw suggestive #tw suggestive #sex education #safe sex #sex ed #sex health #sex positive #sex positivity #condoms

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[spongebobssquarepants]

#dune 2 #dune part 2 #dune movie #memes #meme #theater #imax #twitter memes #funny memes #posts #reblog #kane52630

[coolxatu]

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

#guys stop reblogging this from the source post the other version has the punchline youre leaving out the funny #ok jokes on you guys reblogging this from the source actually reinforces the original punchline #welcome to cave allegory 2 electric boogaloo

[kiiraes]

#should be doing homework wah #rhis was so fun 2 make tho #posts that breached containment #b

[chestnutroan]

The Thang

#the sims #the sims 2 #aliens #ocs #art #Deadbug #a town named deadbug #hiiiiii sorry i havent really posted in ages. i lost my mojo.

[vulturedimension]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

#normally i dont do these 'my dash did a thing' posts #but like. i had to #mine #[tumblr] #1k #in less than 24 hours #jesus christ #2k #3k #technically rn it's at 2893 #but it's gonna get to 3k soon #for some reason #4k #almost #this has now reached at least 2 of the 6 blogs in this image #3/6 now #5k #WHY #also i did not anticipate how weird it is to see all those urls on the top stacked on each other #10k #15k

[mizgnomer]

Crowley’s hairstyles/looks - down through the ages ...now including Good Omens Season Two

The original Season One post [ x ]

#good omens #david tennant #crowley #ineffable husbands #tennant tuesday #anthony j crowley #thank goodness for the new higher image limit on a post #my old season one post couldn't have been updated to this #go2 #gos2 #good omens spoilers #gos2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #bless david and his willingness to go there #stuff i posted #good omens season 2

[pinkravat-art]

wdym is this not how it went

#hello good omens nation #the ones who are still alive and breathing #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #drawing #good omens fanart #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #artists on tumblr #my posts #illustration #sketch #artwork #digital art #comic #good omens art #good omens 2

[yazzydream]

Gojo not taking care of brats more

#jjkedit #jujutsu kaisen #gifs; jjk #satoru gojo #jjk season 2 #fyanimegifs #dailyanime #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #megumi fushiguro #yuta okkotsu #noritoshi kamo #kasumi miwa #kento nanami #difficult finding non-yuji moments tbh #there's a ridic amount of parallels btw yuji and riko actually #maybe i'll make a post for it someday #my gifs #5k #10k #my jjk

[halluciniwaynia]

#fallout #fallout new vegas #personal post #fallout nv #I know everyone in the tags is saying it but also play 1 & 2 if you can handle 90s western rpg shenanigans #otherwise just play vegas.

[yoggybloggy]

#christ lord ive had enough. yes i shouldve said outside america #but like 5 amending comments and edit to the original post thousands of notes ago #yet only like 2 of you seem to think 'hmmmmm maybe op has already heard about canada's shipping rates a billion times in the tags!'

[dibujosbymari]

Good Omens + Parallels

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #gos2spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #david tennant #michael sheen #my stuff #probably exist so many posts with parallels lol #and of course here are more scenes but i can only add 10 gifs

[unbeeliever]

#realized i never posted this #portal 2 #wheatley portal #glados #chell portal

[hansoeii]

one day they might be brave enough

#I made this quite a while ago and hated how it turned out back then #turns out I was just in a bad mood cos this is actually quite cute #so I thought it would be a good time to post #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 fanart #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziracrow fanart #crowley #aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant #my art #digital art

[krasnyel]

love like yours will surely come my way

#diversity wins! a stinky little guy and an annoying bitchy senior citizen are in canon non-binary relationship #gabriel #beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens #krasnyel post #fanart #digital art #artist on tumblr #good omens season 2 spoilers