If Constantine ever dies I hope it’s via ‘judgement by the hounds’. Like the hundreds of child soldiers she was responsible for indoctrinating and training suddenly turn on her and rip her to shreds. Like Scar’s death from the Lion King
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Thought I'd continue the theme of drunk reaction asks. The classic: Io's been drinking, the RO goes in for a kiss but Io too drunk to recognise them pushes them away and goes "No I have the bestest, most perfectest partner in the world, only they get kissies."
Kat: oh really? tell her all about this person and how beautiful she is and how much you love and adore her
Ira: torn between gushing over how adorable it is and trying to convince Io it's them- they want that kiss even more, now
Klaus: oh, he checked with Klaus and he said it was fine, he promisessss
Connie: touched, actually. doesn't know what to do for a second, ends up 'offering' to walk Io home, hopefully they'll come to in the mean time
Val: sobs, that's so cute. Well, are hugs and Holding Them acceptable because Val is melting and they need structural support
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"You don't have a grave."
"I do not have one. Yet."
"...how did it happen?"
"....My parents had created a portal to the Ghost Zone. It malfunctioned. That tends to happen with their experiments... this one was more of an oversight." Danny recalled, Constantine could hear the melancholy in his voice. "I went in and accidently pressed the on button. Let it to them to have the on and off switch in said portal!"
Danny laughed at the memory before wincing at the pain he went through. "Yeah... it was rather painful."
"Did your body disintegrate?"
"Nope! I'm half alive, half dead. My molecules got rearranged. My human half still ages, alibet at a slower rate. My ghost half on the other hand...."
"How old are you?"
"86, but I look like I'm in the mid-twenties in my human form."
".... you know what. I don't want to know."
"I have two kids and five grandchildren!"
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an incomplete list of dc heroes whom i believe to have beef that none of the others understand:
batman and starfire (the only thing they have in common is the desire to hit anyone who hurts nightwing over the head with a mallet and they're both on each others' lists)
constantine and captain marvel ("why are you-- why are YOU-- why are you lIKE THIS")
green arrow and nightwing (did dick steal ollie's shtick, or is ollie a grown man who started a turf war with a 9yo? a question for the ages. also their arguments about being nicer to roy have escalated to biting)
wonder woman and atom (i just think it would be funny. theyre both so meticulously polite that noone would ever realise they hate each other to a savage and irrational degree)
red robin and the entirety of justice league international (there was a thing. several things. several things and an unsanctioned zipline)
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What do the ROs keep in their pocketses? Obviously for Io it's string or nothing
Klaus: his rosary, probably a pen or two, a ring of old fashioned keys
Kat: emergency lipstick, a pen knife, couple of lockpicks
Ira: mints and a little lotion bottle. most of their stuff is somehow attached to their notebook
Connie: utility knife, whetstone, backup hair tie
Val: magic ring that turns you invisible werthers originals
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