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characterdigital · 11 months

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Character Briefs! In groups we had to come up with briefs that the another group would do. My group: JOSH created a small wooden robot:

Character Brief

Backstory

Give a brief description of your character’s backstory. (try and avoid the Batman one, where both parents are dead)

A wizard drops off his junk and sees the final tree and zaps it with his wand and boom, little wooden robot that plants trees and is meant to save the world with his little red bird, Bird. The evil landfill company doesn’t want him planting tress on the planet because they use it as landfill.

Their Environment

Give a brief description of their environment. What setting does this character exist in? Eg. Far Future, ww2, alternative reality present, the present, what country, their social mobility etc.

The world is nearly dead. No more trees or vegetation. Everyone dumps their broken tech and a lot of metal scraps everywhere, looks like a landfill.

Their Personality

Describe your character’s personality and what they’re driven by. This should reflect their backstory and their environment. Avoid the ‘Mary Sue’ character trope where your character has no flaws, which isn’t very relatable.

Timid. Optimistic. Determined. The type of person to invite you over for a cup of tea. Sweet. Caring. Big heart. Responsible.

Their Physical Appearance

Give a brief description of what your character looks like. Try to think of consistency and practicality. They can’t have hooks for hands and wield revolvers etc.

Wooden, screws bolts. Torso is a tree trunk with a glowing satchel. A stick antenna with little leaves. Little staff. 2 little golden eyes, circular. Moss hair. Leaf shoes. Little red bird companion called Bird. Small: 1m tall.

This was then given to a group and they made what they each thought Josh looked like, he was made in 3 different styles: Story Book, Animation, and Mobile game character.

What we got back was shocking to us because there were parts of the designs that didnt seem to add to our brief. The mobile game character for example, there are added feature that we didnt ask for, liek the metal arms and the metal rod coming out from the head. When we got this back, we got back together as a group and went through what we liked and didnt like about each design and what we would change.

Character changes.

We like…

General changes:

Bird: Lessen proportion of white. Make its relative to the character in between the storybook sized bird and the animation sized bird.

Robot: Add screws on joints

Staff: Enlarge the staff to be a few cm taller than the robot’s head (if stood on the ground)

Storybook version:

Enhance the glow on the satchel to stand out clearly from the background

Flow through the character of this version to the other versions (other versions to take note)

Animation Version:

Make a bit happier, more like storybook version

Replace shadow with simple ellipse

Mobile Game version:

We like this, but it’s very different in design: Bring in line with the other designs to have same features and design – ie, legs, more hair, satchel rather than small bag

The eyes need to be circular instead of oval or 2 different shapes. The eyes could be a little bit bigger. Same size. There is a purse instead of a satchel. We want the satchels to look magical and you can add some more light, emitting from inside the bag. The satchel is the perfect color. The middle illustration’s body proportions is what was envisioned. Maybe more branches to make him look like a tree, a couple on his torso. The first facial expression – happy and ready – with the middle body? The last one looks sad L The antenna branch sticking out on the first left robot is closer to what we had thought and the position is what the others should copy. The staff needs to be maybe an inch taller than him, even just a few cm. Over his head.

The bolts, the bird, and the staff.

The staff needs to be maybe an inch taller than him, even just a few cm.

Our brief was of Ivanka, a woman who lives in Serbia, Russia in 2540 and she is 30 years old. Ivanka's brief was interesting because the backstory that they had given her was really interesting. I was given the task of making her as a mobile game character. As a group, we created a base of what we went off, this involved colors, what she looked like, and how we wanted to portray her, while staying with the brief.

We made her coloring very specific. We decided to go with the Russian flag colors, Red, white and blue. Because Ivanka lived in a cold climate, we dressed in very thick clothes, like a big warm jacket and thick boots. Because of her status, being a leader, we decided to make her seem very strong and have a very dominant stance. The white hair that we gave her, was because we believed that it would match with her climate also and that maybe she had evolved to have white hair?

I struggled a lot with this because im not use to drawing things in such a cartoony style. Also making things super simple and having to resist putting detail in, which I didnt anyway considering its meant to be for a mobile game. When I had finished this it kind of reminded me of a papas pizzaria character and I thought that was kind of funny. I followed the rough version we did, same way that the character is facing etc.

This ended up being the final result that we came up with as a group (minus one). We all stuck to a similar color pallet and the way that the character looks. Each of them has a different touch, but all resemble the same character. One this was done, posting it back up for feedback onto teams. The feedback we got back was more focused on wanting her to look more closer to the styles that they were meant to do. And wanting the glove to be smaller because they didnt want the hand to be that big, which is understandable. With the mobile game character the feedback was to be more simple and not to have too much detail. The example of what they wanted it to look like was the girl wearing the pink top. What they wanted her to look like overall was the 3 game characters down at the bottom. Im not sure about the others, if they were able to capture this, but i redid mine completely because I wasnt happy with how she had turned out.

So using the original design (made by Stella) I recreated Ivanka. I made her more simple, added less poof and tried to make her look younger. The page set up I had was with what the group wanted me to do with Ivanka and then also having the color and body reference that we as a group had decided to go for. I gave her an oven mit instead of a larger glove because I felt like it was more simple and easier to understand that it was a glove rather than trying to actually make a glove look simple.

Overall the process was pretty challenging to me, the whole making a hardly any detail character to and following a brief was hard for me to do. Getting feedback, back however was really insightful and I actually dont mind getting feedback on my work because it helps improve and also gets fresh eyes onto the work I have done. I did enjoy creating a brief for a character and creating a whole world for something to be made in. Getting the results back from that was really cool and even though some of them didnt really follow the brief that we had made, it was nice to see some differences within the designs!

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noyashighlight · 3 years

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The sky is the limit

Iwaizumi x reader

Summary: In which iwaizumi and Oikawa’s kid sister have a hate relationship because of an incident that happened when they were children. That grudge has been carried to highschool along with pent-up anger and lust. Will Hajime finally see Y/n as a woman or will she continue to be just his best friend's annoying little sister.

Chapter three: First Heartbreak

After school Y/n went straight home not even bothering going to watch practice, the whole incident left her feeling weird. She had poured milk on her brothers supposed girlfriend and worse of all her crush new that she liked him.

Her bedroom door slammed open, she didn’t bother to look up from the book she was reading considering she already knew it was her angry brother. “ What the hell was that you pulled at school?” His voice boomed shaking her to the core, Oikawa had never seriously yelled at her like this not even when he was angry. But he wasn’t the only one that could get angry.

She glared up at him finally when the room filled with silence, “ What did I pull? Maybe you shouldn’t have told your stupid girlfriend anything about me! Are you such an idiot that you can only think with your dick, instead of using your brain.” Her words were venom, did he not realize the gravity of her situation.

“ Oh god forbid Iwa figured out your obvious one sided love for him. What do you have to lose anyway? You’re just jealous my crush likes me back, you’ve always been jealous of everything i do. I can’t have anything to my friends, you’re always there. At first I felt pity for dad leaving you but I understand what he meant now when he said you’re just like your mother.” Oikawa’s words felt like one hundred bullets shooting through her body, is this the way he had always felt when she tagged along? What hurt even more was his words about their father, y/n knew she wasn’t her fathers favorite especially being the child of another woman. She could deal with her daddy issues because she always had her brother by her side but what now.

In that moment Tooru’s mother walked in with a worried face still in her work outfit, she loved y/n even though she wasn’t her daughter so seeing them fight broke her heart. She stood between them, since she didn’t understand the origins of the argument. “ what’s going on here? Everyone please calm down.” The damage was already done before she could repair even start repairing.

“ You really know how to make me feel like I don’t belong huh Tooru.” The girl said rushing out of the room not even bringing her phone or a coat. Oikawa’s eyes soften realizing the words he had spurred out of a blind anger. He wrapped his arms around his mother and hid his face, the boy didn’t have the guts to chase after her.

Her hands felt like ice as she rubbed them together, she had been at the park for what seemed like hours cursing herself for not bringing a jacket at the very least in this winter weather. There had been a lot of time to reflect but nothing made sense anymore really. Maybe it was her fault but she didn’t always deserve the short end of the stick.

She felt a warm jacket place on her shoulders causing her to turn around quickly. It was Iwaizumi with his hands in his pockets wearing usual hard exterior. “ Everyone has been looking for you for hours, and here you are about to catch frostbite.” He muttered, a cloud of fog coming out of his mouth as he talked.

“ They’d probably like it if I just fell over and died. “ she snuggled into her knees hiding her face from the cold that nipped at her nose. “ I wouldn’t like that.” He huffed sittting next to her on the round about, it slightly turning. Y/n cheeks heated up hearing that he cared if she was dead or alive. For some reason everything just felt right ring here with him, the rare moments they were alone. So she took this time to do what she wanted instead of always wondering what if. “ Haji....” the boy looked up to meet with her bright eyes, as she laif her hands on both sides of his cheeks. Iwaizumi knew he should of stopped her but part of him didn’t want to stop.

Y/n leaned in and kissed the boy of her dreams, it being her first but not his not that if mattered to her. When he didn’t kiss back she pulled away, his eyes were open and dull with a slight blush. “ I’m inlove with you Hajime, I always have been!” She declared hoping he would feel the same, but if life was that easy she would have gotten her happy ending.

“ No you don’t, you’re too young to understand the actual meaning of love. Y/n you’re just confused and going through hormones.” He stated like it was a fact, shaking off her confession like it was nonsense. She felt her heart start to break but their was still hope for it right?

The girl stood up looking down at him, she had to least convince him that her feelings We’re true. “ I do! Everytime I see you my heart races and when you smile it feels like I’m on cloud nine. When you laugh at my-“ she was cut off by him before she could even finish her rebuttal. “ I’m asking out Mina tomorrow, I really like her a lot. So I can’t return your feelings.“ he smiled as he looked down at his feet, he smiled thinking of her.

The younger girl couldn’t help but laugh, ah she was really fucked now. Taking off the jacket he gave her not to long and setting it next to him. “ I’m going home first.” Y/n wasn’t going to let him see her cry like a baby like she always had.

Y/n walked inside of her house causing her father and step mother to jump up from their seats relieved thaf she had come home. “ Where gave you been? I was worried sick when I got a call at work that you ran away.” He was more scared than angry, so when she came home the scared factor melted away.

She didnt even flinch as she walked up the stairs ignore their presence, her mind was off somewhere else trying to escape. “Y/n don’t just walk away from me when I’m talking to you. This is my house and you’re disobeying me!” Why was he acting like he cared, she was a burden to him and she knew.

“ Then send me home to my mother, you don’t have to pretend to love me anymore. I’ll live peacefully and won’t bother you anymore if you do that for me.” She hadn’t noticed Tooru come through the door after receiving a text from Iwaizumi that she was safe and sound.

His lip quivered hearing her sound so defeated, he looked to his father who was also shocked. For y/n this wasn’t just about a silly crush anymore, for now on she would be her own person nig a shadow people step on. Maybe if you achieved everything will she be loved by her peers and father? “ You can’t just leave y/n!” Her brother cried out thinking if he put his foot down tomorrow everything would be calm and collected, like a rainbow after a storm.

“ Hey Tooru, at least you won’t have to share your life with my anymore.” She threw his words earlier back in his face.

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blissfulparker · 4 years

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Seasick pt.5→P.P

Pairings→college!peter parker x reader

Summary→ when you give one lie to your mom that you have a boyfriend, she ends up buying an extra ticket for a cruise you guys are going on. Now you’re stuck looking for a fake boyfriend and eventually drag peter in. Except you and peter both like each other and don’t know how long you can last pretending.

Warnings→ none except mentions of a dick

A/n→ wow two parts in one week! This is pretty lengthy with 3k words and that’s how long the rest are going to be! I hope you enjoy please leave your thoughts and feedback I would love to hear it!🥰💗✨

Previous part here

Peter was gone for hours, he left you alone to collect yourself. He came back at one point to get his trunks to go swimming but when he came back you were gone. So he left again knowing it was not best to search for you, laid by the pool for a bit before heading back in when it was dark. He opened the door to see you with a movie on, laying in bed with a plate by your side and fries in your hand. You look over at him, he's wearing black swim trunks and a towel is over his shoulder.

“Hey.” you told him and he sees how your attitude completely changed.

“Hey.” he doesn't want to push it. If you want to tell hi, you'll tell him.

“I ordered you a burger, no onions and cheddar cheese. Extra fries and a coke” you tell him. You remembered what he didnt like on his burgers, how he liked it exactly. “It's in the microwave.”

“Thanks.” he drops his towel by the door. He makes his way to the dresser to get some clothes, you listen to him walk into the bathroom and turn the shower on.

Day one. Completed. A full day and he still has six left. Six left and he doesn't know what to do. He kissed you, he kissed you as a fake boyfriend, not a real one.

He can still feel your lips on his, he feels how soft they were and even though he enforced the kiss, you were really good at going along with it. If he kisses you again, and again and again, he doesn't know how much he can take until the true peter comes out. He couldn't run to Ned for help, he could but Ned was on vacation too. Ned was just on a much different vacation. One where he wasn't being an actor.

He turns the shower off and grabs a towel, he steps onto the towel and scrubs his hair. He then hears a faint vibration. Your phone, you left your phone in the bathroom.

MJ: Was he at least good?

Betty: peter seems like a good kisser

MJ: i would be surprised if peter knew how to kiss (y/n) without freezing up

You told them. Of course you told them. But did MJ tell you about his crush on you? She was drunk and it was after a party, he was pretty drunk too for his liking. He barely even said anything, she figured it out with one harsh glance and mention of you. But she wouldn't tell you, would she? Even for MJ that's too cruel.

He drops the phone on the counter quickly as he opens the door in a crack to answer you.

“I left my phone in here.”You try not to look down, he's wet and has a towel over his waist. Looking down would ruin everything.

“Right,” he turns to grab the phone then hands it to you. “Here.” you take the phone from his hand feeling his fingers gently touch yours. You give him a soft smile as he shuts the door back up. Soon enough he's opening the door again to come eat. When he's comfortable in bed he looks over at you, scrolling through your phone and occasionally looking up at the screen.

“I'm sorry about earlier.” he tells you and you look over with confused eyes.

“About what?” your voice sleepy and you eyes still seem to be glossy from the tears but the eye cream seemed to do a good job covering it up.

“Your sister, your mom, everything.” he says and you take a deep breath in.

“Im use to it, i dont really need to hear pity about it. Thank you though.” you tell him and he presses his lips together.

It goes silent for a moment before you begin to talk again. “I should probably let you know more about the next few days.” now she's letting me in? He thinks to himself.

“Tommorw will probably be our only normal day together so if you want to go do something then go ahead, wednesday we land in the bahamas. My family always eats at the same restaurant so ill order for you, we should actually probably find food to share because my sister was right we should be like madly in love. We stay mainly on the boat but we go on and off of it, we stay in the Bahamas for two days then we come back on friday night and head back to florida shore and then boom, by sunday night we should be back in new york.” you tell him with a soft pat on the shoulder before stealing a fry.

“Wait, wait, wait.” he shifts to face you. “You're telling me this thing lands?” he raises his brows and you nod.

“Yeah, Peter, I thought I saw you reading that silly pamphlet of yours did you not see that we go to an actual island?” you ask him and he nods sticking another fry in his mouth.

He finishes eating in silence. He sets his plate to the side before getting up and going to the bathroom to brush his teeth. You're already laying in bed, rolled over to the side just waiting for Peter to get back so you can fall asleep.

“You can sleep with your shirt off.” you mumble into the pillow. He stops his movements, thinking you're asleep he looks over.

“What?” he asks and you roll to face him.

“I don't care if you sleep with your shirt off, all boys practically do it. I don't care if you do it or not. Whatever you're most comfortable pete.” you tell him rolling back to your side. He waits until you're asleep, dead asleep to take off his shirt and be comfortable. He doesn't lay too far, he can feel your legs move under the covers and closer to his side and at first he jerks them away, at second he lets his legs entangle with yours. Even if what your aunt said two nights ago was to boyfriend peter, he knew you needed someone to take care of you, you deserved it.

The sun peeks through the curtain. Peter is the first to wake and if it's possible he slept longer than last night. He rubs his eyes and falls deeper into the pillow. If there was no family drama, no fake relationship, no overwhelming stress of when to touch you to prove a point. If it were just a simple vacation with a friend, he should love it.

A knock on the door disturbs him from his peaceful fantasy. The knock gets louder and louder and turns more into a bang.

“Peter,” you moan into the pillow. Your foot jerks away from his as you slowly get up. “Can you get the door?”

“No way I’m basically naked.” He looks down at himself seeing hes shirtless. No he wasn’t naked but he didn’t need to put any ideas into your families mind.

“Wake up love birds.” It was your sister. You groan not wanting to deal with her this early. With the shit the both of them pulled yesterday, you don’t want anything to do with them.

“Wait,” you turn to him and scratch down his sides.

“Ouch! What the hell!” He tries to push you off but you know exactly what you’re doing.

“She’s already on to us.” You tell him as you then get off and mess up your hair to open the door.

“Good morning!” Maya spoke with a chirpy voice. Peter really didn’t understand how someone could be ready so early in the morning, be done up to look like a supermodel at 10am. “Did I interrupt something?” She peeks in to see Peter's chest and hair, his face slight tint of red as he sits there.

“Oh you would’ve heard him.” You look over at Peter who’s already reaching for his shirt. “I mean those fingers working at computers all day...he makes it light work.” You are more confident knowing that she doesn’t know. Peter thinks you almost enjoy lying to your sister.

“S-shes just joking…” he gets up and puts his arm around your waist. “She just wants to embarrass me.” He laughs and maya almost Mimics it.

“Hmmm. You know I love you.” You lean in to plant a kiss on his cheek. You hope she’s uncomfortable enough to make her leave.

“Good thing I had mom bring in those condoms right.” She tells. Of course it was her, how could you be so stupid. She probably told your mom lies about you and peter which made her worry.

“Oh they don’t fit, we had to get some more last night.” You wink to her and she looks down at peter and he’s now red.

“Wow—“ she starts but peter has taken his hands off you already.

“Okay, I’m going to take a shower.” He looks at the two of you before leaning into kiss you quickly to really sell all of it.

“Well, I came by just to say how mom didn’t have anything planned so I took it into my own hands and signed you and peter up for that couples painting class I told you about.” She’s playing a game. Maya was more obvious than your older sister. She liked to play little games on you, watch you fall quickly, as your older sister, Arden, liked to wait for her grand moment of tearing you down. You knew she was going to tear you down, you just didn’t know when. She was the one you feared the most. Maya would just play little games.

“Oh, no, peter and I have already planned—“ you start to explain but she puts up her hand.

“Too late it starts at 3!” She tells you and then goes over to the door. “Go take care of him, I think he’s waiting for you.” She winks before opening the door and shutting it.

You take a deep breath in, bite your lip before going over to bang on the door for peter.

“You can come out from hiding now.” You tell him as you flop back down on the bed.

“What was that?” He asked in more of shock.

“What was what?” You look at him confused.

“You just-sex? That’s what you went to?” He asked and you nodded confused as to why he was confused.

“She was going to question, look, peter, to make a lie more believable you have to be embarrassing. No one is perfect or innocent. We couldn’t just be like middle schoolers the whole time.” You told him picking up your phone.

“Couples painting class at 3.” You tell him and he is now even more scared. He hates painting, he can’t do it, he thought today maybe he would have fun. “Mom just texted me and said Thursday we’re going snorkeling. Look I promise you, friday is yours, you can do whatever you want. Want me to leave you be? I’ll do it. I promise.” You told him and he came and sat down on the bed with you. Snorkeling sounded fun, he’s never done it before, he’s also never done a couples painting class.

“I never said I wanted you to leave me alone. I’m actually having a lot of fun.” He promised you and you gave him a look.

“Two minutes ago I was talking about your penis and yesterday my sister tried to interrogate you. That’s fun?” You asked and he held his biceps and looked around.

“Well...no...but I’m on a free cruise so I don’t really think I get room to complain about anything.” He tells you and you laugh and place your hand on his shoulder before getting up.

“It’s okay to say you hate them peter, I hate them too.” You went over to the closet where you filled it with your own clothes.

“Was I good?” He asked and you look over at him.

“At kissing?” You’re shocked that he asked because the real answer is yes, please let’s do it again. But the answer you’d give him is no, it was okay.

“No,” he laughs a little. “At that interaction.” He said and you look down.

“Oh, yeah right. You were great.” You told him and picked out an outfit to wear. You grab your bathing suit only assuming you’d find the pool later.

“Good.” he hums and touches a scratch on his arm. “You know i suck at painting.” he calls out to you as you shut the bathroom. You don't answer so he feels defeated. He falls back into the bed wanting to shut his eyes and just fall back asleep. But this was all for you, all of this was for you.

Never did peter ever think he would find himself in a painting class, a small canvas in front of his face surrounded by other real couples. You seemed so calm and natural about everything while he was stressed and tensed up.

“Relax peter,” you lean into him so not a lot of people can hear. “Half of these people suck at art too.” you squeeze his shoulder before listening to the instructor.

He looks back at you in awe, today you wore shoes with a slight heel. You're taller than him but he kind of likes it. You wear glasses instead of contacts which he barely ever saw you do. Sundresses and skirts seemed to be your style on this whole trip even though he never would've taken you as the type of girl to wear that stuff. He's caught in your beauty. Right now he looks at you and thinks if this was real, he would've loved this cruise more than anything.

“Peter,” you snap him out of his thoughts. “Peter.”

“Sorry.” he clears his throat, blinking a few times before picking up the paintbrush in a fist. There is a picture of an island on the projector. He only assumes that's what he's supposed to do.

“No, peter.” you stop him before he starts. You come behind him and take the brush from his hands, you reposition it for him to be more comfortable and he's tense under your touch. “Like this, like a pencil, just relax.” you help him guide the paint across the canvas before you let go and let him do it on his own.

“S-so um…” he scrunches his eyebrows a bit before speaking. “Your sister said the other night something about you wanting to transfer?” he asked and you let out a sigh, one you thought went unnoticed but he heard.

“I was going to,” you started, washing your brush in the water before continuing. “But i changed my mind and stayed.” you told him. He tried to focus on his painting but it was hard. He really sucked at art.

“But why? Don't you like columbia?” he asked.

“I do. I do. It was just the change I guess I don't really know. I say something to them once and it's like I've promised it.” you say with a more bitter tone and he blinks a few times before going back to his paints. He knows not to push it.

“So you're staying?” he asked to make sure. You look over with a soft smirk, so many questions like he's your actual boyfriend.

“Yes Peter, I am staying.” you tell him before turning back on your own work.

The two of you finish painting in silence. The class is only an hour, an hour of your day and maybe you could get yourselves out of dinner with your family. Maybe you can find an excuse to get out of dinner.

“Wow.” he says in shock as he sees your painting. “You're really good.” he feels red as he is embarrassed to show his.

“Here.” you give it to him. “Think of it as a ‘sorry i dragged you onto a ship where my crazy family thinks you're my boyfriend’.” you hand and he laughs a little before taking the painting from you and showing you his. He was right, he wasn't that good at painting but he tried and it was cute.

“It's terrible.” he said, hiding his face a little.

“I like it, it’s very peter.” you told him. He didn't know exactly what it meant but he just smiled and nodded. The two of you left the studio, feeling the most relaxed you've felt this whole time.

“Text my mom.” you tell him as you lock the door of the hotel room.

“What?” he looked at you.

“Text my mom and tell her I'm sick.” you told him and he looked ever more confused.

“Why can't you text her?” he looks at you and you flop on the bed.

“Because you're my boyfriend and I'm sick. Boyfriends take care of their sick girlfriends.” you told him again before handing him your phone to text and making sure he signs it with his name.

You lay on the bed, Peter lays next to you and you roll to face him.

“Have you ever hated May for something she did?” you look at him and he is taken aback.

“N-no. I mean sometimes she's a little much but she just wants to protect me.” he told you. His fingers play with the loose thread of the pillow. He lets out a soft laugh before speaking again. “Your mom reminded me of the time I bought condoms for the first time and she embarrassed me for hours about it. She just wanted me to be safe and all, it made me mad but she just wanted to protect me.” he tells you and you laugh a little.

“Sometimes i wish my mom was like that. I think she sees us as her friends more than her children sometimes.” you tell him and he falls onto his back realizing that's why you hated all of this. Your family wasn't like his, hence he didn't have much but May saw Peter as a son while your mom sees you as a best friend.

“I'm gonna take a nap.” you tell him feeling the wash of sadness and vulnerability wash over you. “Order anything you want, do whatever you want.” you tell him before you fall to your side getting comfortable.

Peter looks at you for a moment. He wants to wrap his arm around you, protect you but he can't.

He moves some hair before he gets up on his own. Thinking about how this was one of his few moments where he could get out away from your family so he was going to lay out by the pool and bring back some food for the two of you later. His few moments where things could be normal.

The next morning he is woken by the feeling of you shaking him, the feeling of you pushing his hair back and stroking his cheek.

“Wake up sleepyhead.” you giggle a little. His vision blurry but he can see your sister sitting in the corner of the room, taking up the desk chair with a smirk. She's wearing a pink bikini and you've got sunglasses on the top of your head.

“Mmmh,” he groans, rolling over to the side. “What time is it?” his voice deeper than normal, cracking a little as he looks out the window and can see and island.

“He's always a little cranky in the morning, pulling me closer, sometimes he'd make us late to class if you know what I mean.” you share a laugh with your sister and he rubs his eyes.

“Morning pretty boy.” you tell him with a kiss to his cheek.

You're wearing a flowing see through sun dress, he can see the color of the red bikini through it that makes him swallow hard.

He quickly realizes your sister is actually in the room, he didn't imagine it. She's in the room and sees him practically half naked under the sheets. He wraps himself up and sits up in the bed. It didn't help the first thing he saw in the morning was you in a see through dress and a bikini.

He feels the tightness in his pants not going away. He wants you to tell her to leave so he can get up and go to the bathroom to properly deal with it.

“Mom wants us all down by 11, and then we should only be there for a few hours then we're going to meet at the place we always do and then come back on ship and tomorrow there is nothing planned.” she gets up from her chair and walks over to the door.

“Okay.” you smile at her before she looks at peter, she looks at him more intensely like she's trying to figure him out.

“Take care of your boy.” she winks and Peter's face burns red. The door clicks shut and your smile drops.

“So she got a fucking key.” you walk over to the dressers vanity to start on your hair.

“What?” he asked, still in his uncomfortable position.

“Yeah, they give extra keys at the front desk, families can get ones to other family members' rooms.” you shut your makeup bag and turn to him. “What are you doing?” you give a strange look.

“What do you mean what am I doing?” he asks.

“You're gripping the sheets, staring at me like you're scared?” His face goes red before he groans.

“I just need to go to the bathroom. That’s all.” He spoke quickly and you furrowed your brows.

“Then go.” You tell him and he swallows hard.

“(Y/n).” He says more sternly.

“What!” You laugh a little then look down at the sheets, why he’s trying so hard to cover his lower half. Morning wood. “Oooh…” you laugh a little bit and hold back since he’s embarrassed. “Did I do that?” You ask and he groans rolling his eyes.

“Are you being serious right now?” He asks and you move away from the table over to the door where your bag is.

“I mean, yeah. Did I do that? You’ve seen a girl in a bikini before right parker?” You joke and he flops back on the bed.

“No, you didn’t. I just had a dream. And yes I’ve seen a girl in a bikini before.” He says and you point.

“May, MJ, and Betty don’t count. The internet doesn’t count either.” You tease and he grabs your pillow and throws it at you. He misses and it crashes into the door.

“I had a girlfriend for a year who was real so yeah, I’ve seen a girl in a bikini and much less.” He tells you. Your heart doesn’t mean to hurt when he mentions his ex but it kind of does.

“Right,” you reach for the door. “I’m getting coffee, do you want anything while you work out your problem?”

“Get. Out.” He points to you and you laugh as you pull out your phone.

“I think I’m gonna text Ned.” And with a wink you’re gone. He falls back into the pillow still upset that it’s there and it is caused by you. If he can’t handle seeing you simply like that, or wrapped in a towel after a shower, he doesn’t know how he’s going to survive scuba diving with you all day.

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erizee · 3 years

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diversity win! local nerd accidentally writes a 855 word letterboxd review for jigsaw (2017). oops lol

anyway here it is

its a good movie! its just not a good saw movie my enjoyment rating gets so messy because of that because i Did enjoy the movie on its own (aka 3-3.5 stars), but i hate it as a saw movie (0.5-1.5 stars) so i guess that makes it a 2. i think thats fair.

this review is 855 words long lmao i have THOUGHTS about this

things i like about this movie - the MUSIC yea thats saw. charlie clouser never misses - its saw so thats a plus either way - i like anna in theory i think shes a fun main trap-storyline-character - the concept of a jigsaw fanclub is sooo on brand lol i wish they would have connected that to the jigsaw survivor group or even better, introduced the fanclub TOGETHER with the survivor group in 3d already but this is a nice start anyway - the fact that jills family had a pig farm where they had an outbreak of some pig disease aka they had to get rid of the pigs explains where they got the pigs for the pig vat - 2 big slidey doors get slided shut :) like in the bathroom :) - "jigsaw lives forever in the works of his followers" is a Great line and it should have come from an apprentice instead of the fanclub. "you have a choice. scream or dont" is also funny and on brand for the saw-typical "jigsaw apprentices dont follow any of jigsaws rules" and i think thats funny :)

things i dont like about this movie - zero connection to the previous movies which sucks because those connections are one of my favourite things about saw. literally all they do is bring in tobin bell, mention jill once and thats it :( i get that they wanted to restart it all & make money off a new series or whatever but a) clearly that didnt work out and b) the least they could do was mention more characters. wheres lawrence :( he never got caught they could have done so much with him. and the way the one pighead we see p much wears hoffmans outfit and yet he doesnt even get mentioned DESPITE THE FACT that this movie is about corrupt cops (not as well done as other saw movies did it but still. spiral gets a pass for this because its just better in general). disappointing - it also doesnt fit into the timeline at allllll it fucking sucks, i spend so much time thinking about the saw timeline and making sense of it based on complete bullshit hints lmao and it does all makes sense! but this movie just doesnt give a fuck about any of it apparently. the flashback with the mislabeling shows a brain tumor but it started as COLON CANCER (which lawrence mentions in saw i). why does eleanor have The Saw if clearly no one ever found the bathroom. theres no way the first trap john ever made was a huge group trap thats bullshit. im fully aware im the only one that cares about this but still it bothers me lol - logans backstory makes ZERO sense and john is soooo ooc in this movie. hed never let someone survive because it was "an honest mistake" lmao. that man put people into traps for depression and for mourning their dead child before like. sure sometimes he tests actual bad people but for the most part hes just a self righteous and bitter old man. its so out of character i genuinely dont concider this movie canon (that plus how the timeline doesnt make sense) - they tried to fit logan into the previous timeline and it COULD have worked! hoffmans flashbacks in v worked and they could have done sth similar here! but they didnt and because theres no sequel to it they didnt fix it either. where was logan during the other movies? did he retire from being an apprentice or what. lmao. - stupid boring traps that dont make sense. i like the reverse boom stick but thats it the rest is lame. theres practically no cool machines and BARELY any gore or at least fake blood :( come on this is saw. we need gallons of fake blood in these movies. i also have no proof for this but i think they used less practical effects than before too - the plot twist is that john is dead which. yea no shit lmao thats not as creative of a plot twist as you think. he literally got neck-sawed to death in the THIRD movie. - nothing looks dirty enough AND theres no weird green/blue/red filter on anything. sucks. - it feels soooo hollow - they rly chickened out by making eleanor a fan of jigsaw without letting her actually be Evil. she doesnt have to be an apprentice just there should have been more - WHY did he not say game over. im disappointed

anyway yea. good movie. not a good saw movie though and that makes this wayyyyy less enjoyable than it deserves to be.

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randomsevans · 4 years

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The truth was hidden there all along.

"IZZY , JAMES GET UP NOW !" You shouted from the bottom of the stairs . This is the third time you have called for them your patience is wearing thin

"YOUR GOING TO BE LATE FOR DAY CARE !"

You took a deep breath and hung your head low as you rested against the handles of the stairs

"CHRIS IS GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE AND HE WONT TAKE YOU IF YOUR NOT DOWN HERE BY THE TIME HE WALKS THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR "

That line works most times , considering your children love your partner more then there love you . Funny how the fun one gets more love then the person who brought them into the world .

"YOUR MOMS RIGHT JELLY BEAN IM WAITING " a deep voice boomed from behind you making you jump

"Oh shit !"you placed your hand over your heart

"Watch your languages darling " chris smirked

"Dont scare me then " you turned to him slapping his chest .he caught it and pulled you into his chest and slammed his lips fo yours .

"Ewwwee " followed by tiny stomps down the stairs

"Chris !" A high pitched squeal from your three year old daughter Izzy as she run down the stairs

"Izzy dont ... "chris panic voice came through allows for the air in his chest it he punched out and izzy jumped into his arms squealing

"Chris ! Chris ! Chris !" She did a little wiggle in his arms

"Oh I see some one is now awake "you shook your head

You turned your head and looked up at the top of the stairs to see your 7 year old son james standing there with his arms across .

"Come on james . I need to take you to school while chris takes izzy "

"You too finished " he snarled stomping his way down the stairs

"Finished what?" You scrunched up your face turning to chris , who just shrugged, dragging izzy upside down as if it was nothing.

James was the final steps and narrowed his eyed at chris and pointed his finger at him. Making chris instantly stop what he was doing and paying full attention to the little boy

"You mister .... I never want to see that again " his voice was stern but still high pitched

Chris looked at you with scared eyes "do what son ?" He asked

You just looked at the two of them ,as james browns hair was sticking all over over the place . Your heart fluttered when chris "son " but was replaced by guilt quickly

"Kissing my mamma with out asking " his voice was stern and very serious

Chris looked shocked upon the young boy and turned to you .

"Yeah chris you should of asked first " you teased

"But ... baby .." Chris looked like a kicked puppy as James made his way down the final steps and stood in front of Chris who was still holding his sister as she played with hair in her small hands

"You need to ask next time . You got that mister "

Chris nodded still shocked with his mouth open

"Good !" And with that he made his way into the kitchen , as Chris put Izzy down to follower her brother .

"Wh..what just happend?" Chris shook his head making his way to you ,placing a hand on the small of your back .

"You just got a scolding form my son" you grinned up at him

"Yep that boy is 100% your son " chris chuckled placing a kiss on your cheek . And there was the guilt eating up at you again . Always parizling you from the truth . And it hurts, it eating at you but you dont know what the outcome would be if you told the truth

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY! "

Chris put his hands up in her air and started walk over to the kitchen

"Now who wants porridge " he clasped his hands together

"Ewwwwe no PANCAKES " Izzy screamed the last part at the top of her lungs. You simple stood there at the side lines and watched

You were so thankful to have chris in your life . You and him have been friends for years at least a decade, you've had your ups and downs, your fazes through out your friendship . In the time you had James he was not around busy with life as yours being to change . But when Izzy came around and you were all on your own he came back in and become a permanent part in your life .

You remind sticky friends during your pregnancy and first few months of Izzy being born .

But as you spent more time with him, the feeling you always had for him were become stronger and in no time you and him were together. Officially. Not like it used to be in the past . When you were just friends with extra when it suited him .

And Chris was fine with you being a single mom . After Izzy "and " James father left you for someone else after months of cheating .

Chris adored your children . Chris is the only father figure Izzy know . Hell he even named her Isabella he wanted to use the nickname Bell but Izzy just stuck more .

And that what made the guilt even stronger as your past is strong and complicated your so scared it will effect your future you would not dare tell a soul. It could either make your family or tear it apart.

“baby you coming ?” chris snapped you out of your thoughts

“oh yeah “

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chris pov

i was driving , taking Izzy to her pre-school , who was currently in the back seat , quiet , unusal quite . if theres one thing ive learned over watching that little blonde princess grow up ,is that the moment she learnt how to speak she never shut up , oh I wonders where she got that from ? i chuckled little at the memory of you yesterday over the phone , not shutting up complaing about one of James teachers .i looked up in the mirror to get a glimps of the little girl ,

she was seat there in her car seat stairing out at the window with a little pout .

“whats the mattter Jelly Bean ?”

she let out a dramactic sigh , always dramctic that one ,wounder who else is like that ?

“chris ?” she softly whispered still looking at the moving trees

“yes Izzy ?” i asked trying to look at her while also looking at the road ahead

“why dont we call you daddy ?”

the questsion caught me off graud ,

“umm i ..” i didnt know what to say , this is the first she has ever asked anything like this and your not here to have an answer. I dont want to say something that will upset you .

“ what makes you ask that ?"i questioned

she final looked up “its just i heard emily yeasterday getting picked u , by this man and she called him daddy , and i asked Ms Smiwth and she saiw that every littlw gurl and boi has a mamma awd a daddy “

my heart pumped first at her confession as her little doll eyes glassed over , along with her being adorable not being able to speak quite right yet

“awd i aswed her what a daddy does , awd she saiw that a daddy looks after you and does everthing a momma does . And you do that , so why do we callw you Chris awd not daddy ?”

now my eyes were glossing over , i looked over at the clock on the dash bord and saw we had a bit of extra time before she needs to be at school , so i pulled over and switched the engine off . i undone my belt and turned to face the little one .

“jelly bean .. i “ i began to chock on my words

“its just that i may be here but im not you daddy , not properly “

her lip began to trembel as a small tear escaped her little blue eyes

“soo your ... your pretenting !”she whispered , my heart stopped

“what no ... no bean not at all . i Love you and James as if i was your daddy “

“but your not ?“she titled her head

“yes .. you see there some one else out there , who is but ...” god this was so diffuclt with out you “but you have me and mommy and thats all you will ever need , i will always be here for you and for James “ i said slowly hoping to avoid a moring melt down , but if it was from her or me was unknown at this point . I love those kids like there are my own , there came from you how can i not . ive been around Izzy since she was born i was with you through out most of your pregnancy , since that dick head who is meant to be her father pissed off , i will never understand why that waste of space never saw you as enough . You are more then enough for me , your too good for me , i dont desve you speical the shit i put you through our younger years , it took me so long to open my eyes to see you were all i ever wanted and in that time you had already had two children with some twat . But im thank full of what i have and i love those kids and you more then anthing ,

“so if you .. dow if you look afwter us why dont we callw you daddy ?

“ do you want to call me that ?” i asked

i was offical dead when she nodded her head with the widest smile , making me tear up

i took a deep breath , turing to contol my emotion , i cant explain it , its all ive ever wanted .

“okay missy lets get you to school "

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idjitlili · 4 years

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Heat of the moment

Thorin x reader

As requested on quotev , by a lovely reader, they wanted more thorin so here you are.

Summary: you end up in middle earth , only to fall for the dwarven king.

N/o/p= number of pillows Chips= fries , we British here, plus in lotr Sam calls them chips so that's how it's gonna be. Fries are skinny chips. Word count:2673

It was a day in July , well night you had fell asleep in your bed in your room on your n/o/p ,nice and toasty. You had been dreaming about eating a nice bunch of chips , golden thick potatoes. They tasted like keanu reeves love in a potato. oh how you wish to real live that, but you were roughly awoke by something prickly poking you. "Five more minutes ,mummy /mommy/mama." You groaned as the thing stopped poking you, you felt rough ground stabbing your back as you rolled over.

You felt under you with your left hand to only to feel your mattress sheet not your mattress , and just your fluffy blanket you used in the summer instead of the duvet somethings. You slowly opened your eyes , as the bright light hit your eyes , causing you to groan again rubbing your eyes to make them focus. When you opened them again you were faced with a bunch of short men and an old man and an even shorter man. You look at them wide eye, as hatted dwarf held a stick that poked you they look at you in confusion some held weapons.

"Why are you in my room?!" You had almost shouted , grabbing a pillow holding it up in defence,you looked pretty bad,what you gonna do braid eachothers hair and have a pillow fight. Its only lucky that you had put your new pair of shoes in their box on the other side of your bed ,with socks so you could cherish them. Well be ready for the next day,to wear them inside.Little did you know would be travelling with these short men,due to the wizards say so. "uh,lass this is the forest." the short man with the stick and hat had spoken up causing you to gasp when noticed you were in a forest,and so was your bed,you could ony come up with answer to this mess...

"HElp! I've been kidnapped." you had shouted,remove your blanket pulling on your socks and shoes ,standing up,before you can run the majestic hair dwarf shouts. "circle her lads," and with that a barrier of short men surround you. You stood on your bedding ,luckily in clean shoes ,and your night clothes aka a strappy top,with your favourite tv show characters on it,and the shorts that come with,and yeah they are short. You were exposed by strange men ,and you didnt like that,your bust on show and yours ass if you bent over. Thats what she said.

You picked up your blanket ,placing the pillow down,wrapping it around you ,to cover youself. "what do you want from me?" you had spoke anooyed by the sitution,though the majestic man was quite the looker,if you were honest."your the only that fell out of the sky,what do you want?" A short ginger one had growled ,pissed off."what Gloin is trying to say is that we never touched you ,Dwalin was on watch when you fell ,we do not know how you didnt wake up from the impact." the shoretest man that reminded you very much of John waston from sherlock.

You didnt know what to think of the sitution ,then the man that was apparently a wizard spoke to you and the majestic man privately,saying that he was going to try get you home ,after you admitted you never had heard of Rohan ,or erebor or middle earth,concluding you werent from this world. So basically the wizard you know as now Gandalf is forcing this other dude who is a dwarf , a dwarf! Can you believe it? on this journey to reclaim his home ,he wasnt impressed but soon enough he agreed.

Gandalf had forced the company to stop at a small village :so he could buy you clothes,a tooth brush,cleaning supplies and womanly products,you had thanked him dearly. You now wore ,your small trainers with these legging pants and a tunic plus a coat but it was too hot for that right now,during the day anyways. Then you all were back on the road ,and you would have to share a pony with one of the dwarves,which ended up with you sharing with Thorin's youngest nephew.

It didnt take much for you to lift yourself up on the pony,well actually you just swung your leg up and boom you sat upon it as kili mounts behind you struggling a bit. "damn ,miss y/n those are some long legs." he had smirked from behind ,you felt like he was going to be doing a lot of flirting. "uh yeah ,puberty does that sometimes." you spoke gripping the rains of the pony lightly,as the company began to move.your coat in your new bag on the side of the pony hanging,leaving you in your tunic and pants,kili pushed at against you back,one arm around your waist.

"I would sure love to get lost in them." his grip tightened a little,as fili laughed at his brothers remark,your face screwed up."..uh...how long do dwarves live generally?" you questioned,to anyone in ear range. "around 200-250 years ,lassie." Bofur spoke up behind you ,you hummed in response. "and how old are you kili?" Thorin was listening in on the conversation as the whole company had went silent to hear it too. "77." he was confused at what you were gettingat ,he was a little scared even.

"right so the average human lives for 80 years ,right. So if you was to date or court me ,i'll be dead before you mature." bilbo laughed at you ,with some of the others. "what are you getting at?" he stated his face like pink with embarrassment. "if i was to get with any dwarf ,they would be older."you had smirked thinking of someone in mind,Thorin smiled to himself only Dwalin was able to see,he smirked at him,for Thorin to give him a look which almost told him to drop it. Which he didnt later he would tease him.

Thorin had grew to like you more than a member of his company,in the past couple of weeks ,as did you he was very attractive how could you not. Now you were in Rivendell,in which Elrond had supplied the company with food as he talked to andalf about you.It concluded he had no idea how this could happen and then later they would talk to lady galadriel about it. she didnt have a clue,except galadriel thought there was a reason you were brought to this world and you should carry on with the company.

After that you had been led to your room,which had a bloody bath,oh my you were so glad about. Once you had finish you had wrapped a single towel around your body,going to get dressed ,at this point it was late at night everyone would have been asleep by now.However before you could even dress,your bag was gone,with all your clothes ,and an elf had taken your dirty ones when you had gotten in the bath. You had no clue what to do,you would not go to sleep naked in the elves guest bed,not that they werent clean,youjust never know whos been in there or done what.

You decided the best thing to do was go wondering around until you found someone,just in a towel and your shoes,wet hair sticking to your skin ,making you shiver. Opening the beautiful carved pine door,quietly ,before shutting it behind you walking down the hall. It was more than cold out in the hall,your room had a fire lit by the same elf that took your clothes. In honesty you knew you have to go ask onee of the dwarves if they had a spare tunic or something;but that was an incredibly awkward and emabarrassing.If you went fili he would tell kili and then they would tease you,kili would tell everyone how those legs looked in just his tunic,you didnt want it to happen and you didnt want them laughing at you.

Thorin.

You felt like you could trust him,but you felt like if he saw you like this he would never like you back,and you had developed big feelings for him. Even though you barely spoke,he would check on you regularly not when the others where around,when bathing in the rivers he would stand watch, Apparently just incase you drown ,or the others especially his nephews tried peeking or you got attacked. Some how he would know when you got your period he take your watch ,lay hot stones in your bed ,he even made you tea.Dwalin would grin,knowing his bestfriend deeply cared for the human from another world. Damn Thorin and those thic-

you were so deep in thought you didnt notices a figure walk out thier door as you walked down the hall,causing you crash into them. You had lost grip of the towel ,only for the figure to pull you against them holding the back of the towel up,pulling around your sides. You gasped,scared the figure had seen your breasts,but their actions were so sonic speed they hadnt and you were pressed against their muscular chest. You had looked up to see Thorin ,your eyes had widened,you had taken the sides of the towel wrapping around yourself again ,as Thorin looked away. "I-im so sorry." you had spoken stuttering slightly,looking at the floor,before going to walk away,but Thorin had gripped your arm stopping you. "what are doing out here,y/n,in just a towel." he had asked sternly,he thought you were to no good,if you get me,and he was not impressed.

"uh..well.um I had a bath went to get dressed but my bag was gone,so it turns out they had told me that they were going to gift me stuff..but they must have used it for my measurements,okay so I dont know.All i do know is I am search of something to wear,Its freezing." you spoke still not sure on your own words,it didnt seem right that the elves would take all your clothes. "stupid bloody elves,just leave you naked to freeze to death.I have some spare clothes if you need them." he hated the elves more that they had taken your belonging ,yet didnt he liked the way your hair fell once wet and the shine on your skin from the now cold water.

You had nodded eagerly ,he hadled you into his room,guiding you to sit down in the chair next to the fire,whilst he got you cllothes.He had came back with only only his dark blue tunic,handing it to you."I'm sorry ,my spare trousers are currents drying since kili decided to jumped on me covering me in mud like a dog." he spoke turning around allowing you to dress quickly infront of the fire,you let out a small giggle. "its fine,you have helped me so much,i would be laughed at if i had ran into anyone else. Doesnt matter what anyone else says you are very nice dude. thank you so much,goodnight." you had hugged him,he stood there a little taken back at your words hugging you back wishing you goodnight as you went back to your room.

He had watched you leave ,he like seeing you in his tunic,which only reached barely your mid thigh. He knew he wouldnt be sleeping soon,he was glad you bumped into him and not anyone else,he already thought you were beautiful from your personality but now you were bodacious.

In the morning your clothes still hadnt turned up,and an elf had knocked informing you for breakfast ,so you had no choice but to try sort your hair and go to breakfast in just a tunic and shoes.You looked like you were really at home and sorta a whore. Not that it was your fault at all. You had walked there crossing your arms looking down ,mulitple gasps were heard as you arrived.You had quickly sat down to the closest open sit which turns out was next to Thorin. "lass where are your clothes?"

"yeah you are practially naked."

"damn those legs bend over for me." kili had smirked saying the second,only to be kicked hard under the table by thorin ,who you sent a smile to him thanking him.

"treat her with some respect,shes not some bloody toy." Thorin had spat angrily at his nephew ,who looked down in embarrassment. "BAHAHAH YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED." You were tempted to say,pointing at him while laughinghysterically at him,sound like someone? yeah i would show you a picture but he stands to still I cant see him."im sorry ,miss y/n," he spoken sincerely towards you. "itsfine,dont worry about it." you had stated you were embarrassed by the sitution too.

After a few minutes Dwalin decided to break the silence,"lass where are your clothes,seriously?" he asked,he knew that wasnt your shirt.Damn the elves appart from elrond ,and Lindir looked at you in disgust. "uh well,I actually dont know,i got of the bath and then asked couldnt find my bag anywhere." you spoke looking at the fruits that sat infront of you,eating a piece of mellon. "oh miss y/n,i had an extra bag in mine and kili's room,i didnt know where it was from. I'll go get it,it must be yours." and with that fili rushed off to get it fpr you,soon returning passing it to as you place it on the floor. "thank you,fili.2 he had sent you a smile that reminded you deeply of seth rogen ,you couldnt help but picture him as seth rogen if you thought of him,you didnt know why.

And with that everyone was back to eating breakfast;oh what until someone questioned you again. "wait is that uncles tunic?" kili had questioned you ,causing a small blush to apear on your face,you nod going back to eating.Fili and Kili snickered,you looked up glaring at them wanting to know what was so funny. "did you happen to stay with him last night.?" and with that they burst out laughing again ,now with bofur. "are you still tight about me not wanting you to get lost in my legs?hm" you had spoke annoyed ,causing bilbo to luagh,gandalf smirking at you.kili and fili stopped laughing,kili just blushed again. "nothing did happen,but I would mostly definitly enjoy having him in my legs." and with that you got up ,crouching down to grab your bag before heading to your to your room.

Only for Thorin to run after you,you were about to walk into your room,only to be smashed into the wall,lips pressed roughly against yours,you knew who it was from his beard ,and his strength. Your legs wrapped tightly around his waist,as his hands cupped your bare bottom gently,before taking you into your room. In the end you did get a proper apology from kili and life was swell.

that was until,HEAT OF THE MOMENT 'rise and shine y/n' joking joking.

Turns out your purpose in middle earth was to save Thorin and his nephews,

idk what happened it went pretty shit.

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caps-clever-girl · 5 years

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thoughts on endgame.

fair warning, i am not going to be kind. i enjoyed watching this movie, for the most part. it was funny; it had many good jokes and good, pure and well done interactions between multiple characters. but i didnt like it, and here are the reasons why.

unfortunately, this isnt a ‘nitpicky’ post. my main problems are with a lot of the bigger points points of the film, and had quite a few. this is a LONG post.

• “marvels first gay character!!!!!!!!!!!!” shut up. you joined the ‘fad’ late for brownie points and it was a cameo character who got about 3 lines. there are plenty of canon queer and gay characters who could have been introduced, either as cameos or in earlier films. dont even get me started on the fact that tony has more canon bi material than most others and marvel could have taken the time or even the slightest bit of effort to make this. while i enjoyed the jokes about steve being Incredibly Hot and his ass being Gods Gift To America (which honestly??? correct!) that could have been expanded on. several characters made comments about how nice steve’s ass is, and could have been used as actual material for a queer character, instead of sticking a random chharacter in there. i get the whole ‘gay people could be anyone! its normal!’ thing by giving the ‘role’ to a regular person, but you would also prove that by making any one of your 30+ main cast actually queer instead of making gay jokes and hints that could be retconned and explained away by humour.

• slapping someone out of a panic attack, and treating the panic attack like a joke. yeah, i get it, they didnt have a lot of time. still, come on. did iron man 3 teach you nothing? apparently not since tonys ptsd was pretty much never brought up again.

• speaking of thor. now, i am not an expert, but when a person gains weight, they do not keep their abs. certainly not after five entire years - not even asgardians. i also found it odd that thor became the way he did. i understand gaining weight and comfort eating after all the trauma thor went through losing his home and brother and people, i really do, but 1.) do it properly, at least, and 2.) thor is the leader of his people. does he want the task? not particularly. he hasnt wanted to be king since the first thor movie, but hes been forced into the role. even depressed i dont think thor would shy away from it, not completely. hes always wanted to do right by his people and i think that hed stuck to it, especially after The Snap backing him into a corner, if that makes sense. to clarify, i dont have a problem with chubby/fat thor. (IF done right instead of with weird, shitty cgi, that is.) i have a problem with the fact that thor, even though he doesnt want to be king, would abandon the last remanents displaced people to build a new home all on their own and become a hermit gamer boy. ESPECIALLY with valkyrie around. she’s been through a derpressive, alcohol fuelled time in her life and thor pulled her out of it. (mostly anyway, asgardians are party animals and im p sure she still gets trolleyed on the reg) i have bo doubt that after years of wallowing she would do her damned best to try and kick his ass out of it, even if it were just because his people need a leader, instead of letting him drop everything on her and just let him stew while new asgard gets on with it. i also didnt like the fact that all of thors emotional moments were treated as jokes and made to be funny when hes genuinely Fucked Up about eveything thats happening and made his image into a whiny crybaby.

• professor hulk. more of a personal one, this, simply because i just didnt like it. fair enough if y’all disagree on this one, im not going to fight it. i just never saw him wanting to combine himself with the hulk. ever. when he apleared on the screen i was completely blindsided, and his explanation, and the way he interacted with the kids????? i just want to know where all of this confidence suddenly came from. i use the term ‘suddenly’ loosely, since its been five years, but bruce has never been the guy to care about strength or looks or fame. hes always been shy and nerdy. not afraid to stand his ground or make his opinion known. hes bot a catchphrase, posing and flexing ‘hell yeah lets take a selfie’ guy. i get that thats maybe the result of the hulk and bruces combined personality but it just felt WEIRD to me, like, there wasnt a time in the film where i felt comfortable with the character. this was the final avengers film, with all of the original six avengers in it. but it didnt feel like that, it didnt feel like bruce or the hulk was in the film, even though there was a lot of funny and good moments with orofessor hulk, it felt like a stranger with some familiar characteristics. it ruined any feelings of nostalgia for me. i like bruce, and i like the hulk. i like the way their differences add to the story and the way they interact with eachother, and the slow change in their relationship. sorry if its petty but i prefer them seperate, theres just so much more to them for me.

• clint and natasha’s journey for the soul stone. both times, in infinity war and endgame, a male character and a female character went to get the soul stone. both times the male came back and the female died, and we lost possibly two most developed and main-line female characters in the entire mcu. now i understand the reasoning for both, and out of the characters that went there, i agree with the choice. thanos and gamora; it was thanos who was aware of the sacrifice and who chose to make it. gamora didnt get a choice and was unaware until it was too late. thanos was never going to die there. he knew there would be a sacrifice and chose to take gamora, because she would be the most likely sacrifice to actualky sucsesfully yield the soul stone because she was the most loved by him. i get it, but we lost gamora and i dont like it. clint and natasha; looking at it completely objectively, clint has a family, a wife and three children, that he wants to get back. natasha does not have any children, nor any (blood) family. if i had to choose, based on facts like that, id choose her too. but i still hate it, because there goes the only female member of the avengers. also, nebula (and i think maybe rocket?) KNEW that a sacrifice would be made and either accidentaly or deliverately left out the terms of aquiring the soul stone. it would have been easy to tell, if not easy to solve. but nothinb was said, and two best friends had to make a fucking awful and horrible choice when they might not have had to.

• on the ‘feminism’ tangent; the random congragation of women in the end scene??????? i dont????? okay so i am marking myself as a hypocrite here because i did love this scene!!! it made my lil gay heart go boom to see so many good and strong women all in one place - ESPECIALLY rescue - and it also made me realise how many women there actually are across the mcu??? which was really nice?? but it just felt... so forced? the way they ALL suddenly apleared and stood together even though they were all mixed in around the battlefield. it was a wonderful thought and i did enjoy it, but it seemed too Off and Odd to seem as much more than a bid for Feminism Brownie Points.

• captain marvel. i dont know about you, but i was actually looking forward to her being in the film. for a character so hyped to be the saviour of the avengers and the end of thanos, she was barely in the film. ‘i have other planets to save, the earth isnt the only one affected by thanos’ yeah but earth is the only plannet actively attacked by him. its where the people who are rallying to fight him and reverse what he did are. dont you want to stick around and help them? surely it would be a hell of a lot easier with your help, and faster too. yes, she blasted theough the ship at the end, but she did fuck all to help defeat thanos himself, and the help she did give with the ship came at the end. i genuinely think they kept her out of the movie because she was too powerful, and would have made fighting thanos etc too easy to get all the suffering and noble sacrifices in. if she had been a side character i dont think id be as mad, but she got a whole MOVIE in which she is clearly the start of the entire avengers initiative; she is their HISTORY!!!! she is so powerful!!!! and yet she has 5 mins of screen time!! it pisses me off that she was So Strongly implied to be the character the avengers NEEDED, the one that without whom it would be IMPOSSIBLE to defeat thanos; the woman that really tipped the scales in there favour, and yet she did fuck all. (and lets not even get started on the carol/rhodey and carol+tony bromance we COMPLETELY missed out on.)

• (speaking of bonding what the fuck happened to tony and nebula????? after they were rescued it was like they never met)

• the whole entire concept of time what the fuck!!! ‘dont change anything’ okay well for the most part you did okay, and the PLAN and CONCEPT was actually really easy to grasp, at least to me, which is hard when working with paradoxes and wibbley-wobbley timey-wimey stuff. but that went out the water when past!thanos and his army were brought into the future and disintergrated. does this mean they’re dead in the past - since they would have just. Left and not come back and therefore ceased to exist from that point???? or did tonys Snap simply send them back to their point in time, with no memory of what had occured? idk because it aint explained.

• speaking of; loki. again - his past changed; he managed to escape, with the tessarect. this is not explained nor expanded upon. assuming the events of thor 2 came about - which were impossible if he escaped - then his timeline would carry on as normal, and would PERHAPS explain the tessarects wacky timeline. (i dont know for certain, because i cant work it out anyway). but loki disspearing means he wouldnt have gone to trial on asgard, nor would he wouldnt have been in thor 2 - also by extention meaning that frigga is still alive. technically if he went back to get odin off the throne anyway, everything else after thor 2 involving loki/asgard would still come to pass. either way, we dont know. it was a nice way for endgame to give fans what we wanted; the posibility of loki coming back. but it doesnt make a lick of sense, and we have no idea if hes still alive/escaped or not, and why. personally i have no fucking idea and im pretty sure it was a cop out so they could give us what we wanted. which brings to my other point:

• giving the audience what we wanted. we got loki interaction. we got loki ‘escaping’ and ‘surviving’ (????) we FINALLY got rescue, who many fans have been asking for since i think iron man 2, and even more so since The Badass That Was Pepper Potts in im3. we got morgan stark and tony and pepper married, we got jokes about steves ass, and more jokes about male characters admiring how hot other male characters are. and, most importantly, we got tony having the nice relaxing life he wanted out in his cabin in the woods with his wife and kids (even if it was a horrific way of getting there). i dont quite know how to explain it, but to me it seemed like they were shoving as many ‘fan-requests’ into the film as possible - so that when they killed off 2 of the original 6, and removed another by ageing him out of use, they could lessen the backlash and justify the changes by going ‘but you got so mych that you wanted beforehand!!’. a tactic they drenhed us with because one of those 2 was a fan favourite that people were BEGGING not to be killed off because they felt that he hadnt recieved anywhere near the peace or happiness he deserved so far - and now never will. which brings me to:

• tony’s death.

there are two parts to this.

one, i was incredibly pissed off because strange’s Big Plan, the ONLY reason he saved tony in infinity war, was so tony could use the gauntlet and kill himself anyway later. anyone in that film could have used that gauntlet - and many wouldnt have suffered fatal injuries; captain marvel, steve, t’challa, peter quill to name a few possibilities - basically, anyone who is in anyway enhanced would have had a better chance of surviving and would have therefore been the better choice; aka, half the mcu. i think it was a proximity thing; tony was closest. he had the oppertunity and the others didnt. but tony didnt know about the option of using it until strange looked at him and gave him ‘the signal.’ the signal to sacrifice himself. and of course, this is tony stark. when is he ever going to refuse that.

but reason two, and this is the one that stings the most; tony started the mcu.

in my opinion, he is the character who has put the most in during the whole ten years. he, of ALL the characters, deserves his happy ending of marrying the love of his life and having a kid, without constantly fearing that hes foing to have them ripped away from him, that hes going to have to fight to the death to keep them safe.

one of my friends, when i complained about tony dying, said; “it was his time. plus, he had a legacy! with pepper and morgan, and the iron man name. how can you be upset?”

i can be upset because tony got the happiness he wanted after losing exactly 50% of what he held dearest. i can be upset because hawkeye got his family back, but tony only got five years with his wife and less with his kid, instead of getting the oppertunity to grow old with his wife and watch his kid go to collage like clint will. i can be upset because the character that has gone through the most trauma, both physically and mentally, who spent the last ten years trying to better the world and everything in it and protect it, who got the most shit for every decision he made and who ended EVERY SINGLE FILM with a broken limb or his face littered with bruises and cuts while every other film centric character ended the film usually scrape free, didnt get his happy fucking ending. sure, he has a legacy. but i dont give a shit, because that legacy - of iron man, of morgan and pepper and stark industries - would have been there whether tony was alive to see it flourish or not. but he wont be.

this goes beyond being a ‘tony stan’ or tony being my favourite character. out of every single character, from start to finish, anthony edward stark fucking deserved a happy ending and by god he deserved it the most. i will argue that until my end of days.

i watched tony stark on screen for ten years, and i watched him get progressively more scarred and fucked up. his parents. the ten rings. losing yinsen. obie. vanko and hammer. the palladium poisoning. new york; the nuke and the wormhole. the ptsd, the panic attacks. the iron legion and retirement attempt. killian and extremis and the end of that returement attempt. wanda’s vision. jarvis being destroyed. the accords and subsequent civil war. finding out about the winter soldier and his hand in his parents death. finding out that steve knew. siberia. struggling to balence iron man and the accords. losing peter. being stranded on titan, in space for weeks.

tony in that wheelchair, shaking and rail thin and unable to stand for more than a few moments will haunt me forever.

i watched him suffer for ten years - longer, even, in-universe - clawing for his quiet, happy ending while fighting for the happy ending he thought the rest of the world deserved, and instead of getting rewarded he just got beaten down and beaten down. after ten fucking hears of watching the backbone of the entire franchise get nothing but shit piled on him until he struggled to breathe for it, excuse me for thinking he woukd finally get the chance to crawl out from under it and be happy. no strungs attatched, no awful, sacrificial price to be payed, just for a man who had given so. fucking. much. to finally get something for once, and be allowed to keep it.

well i was wrong. and i feel so incredibly fucking stupid for even hoping otherwise.

and thats what i didnt like about avengers endgame.

#thanos might have snapped first but now its my turn #endgame spoilers #marvel #avengers #thor #bruce banner #tony stark #squeak.txt #rant #avengers 4 #captain marvel #iron man

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vellihor · 5 years

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選擇 ° chpt 1.

genre 》 skz mafia!au

word count 》 1125

warning 》 angst, violence, gore, etc.

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韩国。

CHAN

"I HAVE TOLD YOU OVER

A THOUSAND TIMES! WHAT PART

OF IT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?"

changbin shrugged his shoulders while my voice boomed and resounded through the whole room, possibly the whole warehouse.

i sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose.

"only set the bomb off

if you have to changbin. not as

and when you like. stick to the plan and

let minjung do the talking first."

i breathed out.

i looked up to see changbin shrugging ignorantly and rolling his eyes for the nth time.

minjung was sitting at the couch with her legs on the armrest. with a lollipop in her mouth, she mouthed changbin "i told you so".

changbin rolled his eyes at her. again.

"minjung get over here. and

how many times do i have to

say it ??? no. eating.

in. my. office."

i said without looking

at her, eyes still on changbin.

she walked in front of my desk, casually throwing her lollipop in the bin. her boots muffled by the carpeted floor. shoving her hands in her pockets, she looked at me with a blank face.

i plopped down on my brown leather office chair, i stared at them with a poker face.

"pull that one last time and you

are gonna stick with each other forever."

they widened their eyes and nodded quickly.

"never again."

HYUNJIN

"I HAVE TOLD YOU OVER

A THOUSAND TIMES! WHAT

PART OF IT DO YOU

NOT UNDERSTAND?"

it literally rang throughout the whole warehouse. all three levels of it. yep the whole god damn gang heard it.

we all knew minjung and changbin being partners just literally spelt trouble. but only god knew why chan put them together.

we all froze when we heard chan yell. we all hushed to try to eavesdrop their conversation. i mean it wasnt everyday that we hear chan yelling. but nothing. it was dead silent.

until the door swung open with a bang.

and all of us watched as two idiots bickering while walking out sassily as if their mother had just grounded her two kids for breaking curfew.

minjung walked out with changbin behind her. we could already hear them arguing from miles away. i rolled my eyes and turned back to the pool table. for god's sake keep these two apart already. i couldnt even sleep properly because they were apparently bickering early in the morning at 5am and gave no fucks for the other people trying to sleep. guess what the fight was about. it was both of them waking up at the same time to use the bathroom and they were fighting over who should use it first. i swear it almost ended up in a fist fight. they just didnt want to let the other win.

if this continued, i would be moving out soon enough.

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WOOJIN

"i already told you to trust

me on it. BUT nooooo you

just HAD to do it your way."

"oh great so its my fault now.

i wonder whose brilliant idea

was it to just KNOCK on their

door and talk to them. like oh

hey hi im from your neighbourhood

gang just here to knock the wind out

of you bozos. "

we all looked up at them as they bickered non stop even on their way down the metal stairs and with minjung's combat boots stomping way too loud on the metal.

"well you could have helped me

with my plan so that it could have

at least worked!"

"did you ever ask? no? i thought so."

god changbin and minjung never knew when to stop arguing with each other. i sighed as i threw the tablecloth on the table and hurriedly made my way towards them.

"hey hey HEY cut it out.

come on guys break it up."

when i reached them, they were already at each others' necks, face to face, ready to fight. i yanked changbin behind me by his shoulders.

i held changbin back while yubin held minjung back. they were like kids having a stare-off and not backing down before the other. yubin got fed up and started shoving minjung away from changbin.

minjung eyed changbin one last time before storming towards the shooting range. and changbin taking long strides to his room and slamming the slide door shut.

i sighed and looked at yubin. we both knew only the two of us could stop them fighting because changbin somehow only listens to me although minho chan were also older than him and yubin was the only girl older than minjung. we were absolutely drained from keeping these two ticking time bombs apart almost everyday. it was definitely a plus that yubin was changbin's sister.

i looked up towards chan's office and sighed. i knew that he wanted the best for the gang but this definitely isnt it. these two idiots would only burden the gang further. we just couldnt see how they would be able to work well together.

to be honest yubin was not exactly the calmest person either. let me point out an example out of the many that i have experienced in my past four years with them.

like that time hyunjin and yubin fought over whose fault it was that their target got away. both of them were competitive people so they were always trying to outdo the other. and in the midst of showing off their own abilities during a mission, they let their target slip away. that day they came back with bruises on their faces. clearly indicating that they fought with each other. both of them were at their peak at that point of time and yubin was one not to be messed with if she got pissed. and hyunjin busted a lip and had a nasty cut on his cheekbone. you would think hyunjin wouldnt hit a girl. oh ho ho yubin came back with a bruise on her cheek, a twisted ankle and scratches on her arm as well. that day the two suffered from chan's and jisung's rage. they werent scared of chan. they were terrified of jisung because he never gets angry. they apologised to jisung and chan. but apologising to each other? hell to the no.

in conclusion minjung and yubin are absolutely different from your typical ladies. to be honest the guys were flustered when they first met them. the guys thought the girls would fawn over them like the girls on the streets do. however, these two young fierce ladies would rip throats out with their bare hands if they wanted to.

i sighed as i turned to the kitchen countertop and started preparing dinner. obviously waiting for someone to come and help me prepare dinner for ten kids.

#skz #stray kids mafia au #stray kids angst #stray kids implied #stray kids imagines #stray kids #jypnation #jyp #jyp stray kids #skz imagines #hwang hyunjin #yang jeongin #lee know #felix lee #bang chan #kim woojin #seo changbin #han jisung #kim seungmin

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battledress · 7 years

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The days pain

The day was has dull as it was long.Sherlock slouched in his chair . "Bored bored bored!" He growled at John's empty chair oppsite and than frowned. Jumping up he yelled "Mrs Hudson!!" He stomped to the top of the landing "Mrs Hudson wheres John?"he yelled again. Sherlocks yells were meet with silence. "Dear me,Mr Holmes do calm down or your wake the Dead" A voice deep in his mind palace stirred . Sherlock huffed and went back to his chair and floped back down into it. "Seems i already have !"he mumbled running his fingers through his hair.. A small mocking laugh echoed within him. "Sticks n stones sherlock" He pulled a face "Ohh really and how does that work than ?""Still dead remember!"The words fell out from his mouth with sulky undertones. Sherlock put his head back and closed his eyes shut.Why did She have to surface now,wasnt the day bad enough without having her here?. "Sherlock look at me"Her voice was so clear to him but he squeezed his eyes tight not wanting to open them.. "Come on Sherlock look at me,you know you want see me so just open your eyes"Irene Adler,s voice floated across to him and with it the smell of her perfume. "I must be high"Sherlock said letting his head fall forward.He sat up eyes still shut tight ,hands gripping the arms of his chair so tightly they nearly dug in. "why won't you look at me Sherlock?""I want you too,dont you miss me no more"Her voice sounded playful but tinged with hurt. Sherlock tryed very hard to keep his composer but hearing her voice and smelling her perfume just Made the desire to look on her again even more inviting. He wanted to see her ,to look into her grey eyes again and take her face between his hands and Kiss her lips ;feel her tongue in his mouth and her teeth nipping his lip.. "Woman No your not here i cant see you and if i could i cant hold you or feel you!"He was sobbing now and his tears fell heavy and fast soaking his shirt but still he kept his eyes closed. Sherlock wasnt sure if he dozed or not but he suddenly felt panic growing within him. "Irene;Ms Adler please dont go!" He s eyes opened and he rubbed them with his hands.Looking up at John's chair.At first he couldn't see clearly it was like a curtain had fallen over his eyes .Than he ciuld make out a head and the head had a body attached to it. "Irene"her name fell off his lips like a gentle caress.He leaned forward to look closer. "No You Cock its Me!" John's voice boomed out at him making Sherlock leap from his chair . It was now 11:30pm and John Watson handed Sherlock a cup of tea.'How you feeling now?" Sherlock eyed John over the cup has he drunk.He didnt answer. "Fine !" John said walking away but at the kitchen door he stopped and looked back at Sherlock.The detective was looking drained, pale and exhausted.To the untrained eye almost like he'd been high on cocaine,but John Watson knew different. "Sherlock look you know its okay to i mean..."he paused and looked at sherlock. "I understood remember ive been where you are now,what im saying its okay to grieve to miss Her"He broke off Sherlock was looking down at the floor .John realised his friend was crying silently. John's heart broke for him.Crossing the room he bent and wrapped his arms. around Sherlock . "I miss her so much!" Sherlock sobbed.."and i wish id told her i loved her!"".

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thats-a-real-mood · 3 years

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loki episode 1x01

Im loving the green/gold marvel logo.

mega spoilers under cut!

Ngl not sure why the tesserect threw him like that in mongolia. Is there a reason that thanos had better control? (Other than him being a giant grape) Is this what happened with red skull?

Tva introduced. Very mysterious

Aw loki is just done with the avengers and everything else

Why did they have loki’s lips do that for so long? And in 1/16 speed

Reset the timeline? What does that do?

Zooming in on the device on the ground assuming that is going to reset the timeline. Okay so but reseting does that mean that there is now another loki? Our loki we are watching and a different loki who is continuing one the timeline?

A variant skrull?

Loki trying to run and then getting timelooped back to the lady is slightly funny

Aw that poor guy is cheerful and shes all like no i have a job

Deadly consequences huh? Is that gonna come back later? I have a feeling they will never like each other

Aw happy robot

Aw fashionista drama queen loki. I love it

Okay i may be ace but loki looks good!

-honestly in the gray suit he doesnt look that muscular but he is. Its just hidden. It hints at it with his shoulders but he in fine!

I did a get picture of the end credits where it shows what he said

“if it’s all the same yo you know i’ll have that drink now.

“tva? friend i think there has been a mistake. I am Loki,- You will regret this. I am burddened with glororius purpose. I stand on the right side of thanos- pleased to learn you’ve- my father is-”

is all i could read from this

A cat and a cat mug. I like it. This dude must be so tired. And everyone gives him extra work with everything they say even in his room. -does it do this even after they leave? And honestly i thought lokis stack would be bigger

“Do alot of people not know if they are robots?”Hun im sorry but you didnt know you were frost giant..

Now at first glance the whole “what if i was a robot and didnt know it?” Line is funny but you gotta like deeper. Like i said right above he didnt know he was a frost giant for almost the whole time 2012! Loki has been alive.

Ok but why does it look like giant scratch marks in the red rectangle. I think it’s supposed to be like dried blood or whatever but more like scratch’s.

His temporal aura..lots of red,maybe purple and yellow followed by green and blue at the top. I wanna know what it mean. Do more colors get added with more temporal stuff?

That looks like the guy who died in the trailers

He was insistent that he take a ticket. Lokis staring contest with the guy. Passive aggressive loki

Is that PA sound activated by a specific phrase? I think it would be since it probably would have turned on sooner than when loki shouted otherwise

I dont like miss minutes.

Who are the timekeepers? How are they all knowing? Can we get some more lore on them?

Branching off the nexus? That showed in a scene in the trailer..

So do the tva not want a multiverse? But it was canonized in dr strange. And wandavision. Or do they just not want a multiverse war?

Created the TVA and its workers? What do they mean by creating the workers as well?

Wait what that the reset charge i saw in the cartoon? So does that mean that there is a loki that is continuing on the timeline?

Is that how we kept the “sacred timeline”? But how? The avengers dropped the cube and loki got it and left. So how did they fix the timeline to keep him from picking it up again?

The guy doesnt have a ticket and is throwing a karen tantrum. Oop-

Okay now loki is scared.

Is it bad that i saw him hold up his ticket and found it funny? Like see boom i have it totally not gonna get destroyed now

Okay so i wrote the cool “runes” i put them in quotations because i dont know if that is what they are. Ill try to look them up later and post them.

Five dead in france..1549

Sombody got the jump? Its him? Who?

Stab wounds? Reset charge is gone. Sixth attack? That they know of?

Nice satan imagery in the background. First (assuming) micheal first with light shining in this guy and now satan..

I saw her eyes look to the satan and then upwards so assuming she means the horns but it could also be mephisto. But does mephisto stab people? Those horns look loki style

Afraid of them?

Kablooie? Blue gum? Blooeberrie?

-Why was it given away? Is it a sign? Do i need to look deeper into this? It does have that whole look that fits with the tva but im gonna hold on.

Devil bearing gifts?

-What happens when it hits the red line?

They have a FILE? On loki? Where did they get that photo? And HE IS GENDER FLUID

Judges room has the workers mural and the timekeeper mural. So the cut off the branchs to keep it in a orderly timeline?

Push t to those avengers! STEVE👏ROGERS👏IS👏A👏VARIANT

Hun..hun no thats not why they traveled.

Pffrt two tony starks! So he knew tony was there… did thor not smell him as well??

Gods to gods

Is..is this what it looks like when he tries to do magic??

Who are the people watching who isnt the guy from earlier?

So is this gonna be a show of freewill? Like wanda was grief and depression? Or the winter soldier was of —-

If my theory is right about loki being the guy killing the agents and that guy is investigating and has his file then it makes sense that he knows what loki is capable of. I would also like to point out that is it loki killing them, then they are greatly underestimating him. He should use that to his advantage

Chasing a hunch? Going sideways? Bad idea?

And this guy is flirting (i think) but also drinking his respecting woman juice.

Burn down his desk? Ok so ngl its cool outside the window but idk what it is but i can tell its greenscreen. The architecture is great. I love the scene.

A nightmare department??

I wanna know what the buttons in the elevator mean.

Created by the timekeepers? So possibly not human. Can they leave? are they aloud to? What do they mean created? Is there a process? Or are they just never kids?

Trust is for children and dogs? Oka i get the dos. But children? Does this mean that he hasnt trusted anyone since he was a kid? What happened that made him stop trusting people? Does he trust his mother?

Living in his set path? Okay i was part of the son fandom so im getting team free will vibes from loki insisting that he chooses what he does

Wooing someone powerful you intended to betray? Thanos? (Ew giant grape face guy) You, agent mobius? The Grandmaster?!

Are they flirting? I genuinely cant tell? Is this what flirting looks like?

Pursuit in Dangerous variants? So not loki. My theory holds strong for me but maybe its not?Hes a hissing cat? So born to be king?

A fan? Okay..i wanna saw how are you a fan? But you have the file.

Loki

The wrong path always taken…

“I am smart.” I know

What do u know mobius? Time passes differently…has loki been here before? Have u met him before? How do u know he his smart? Yes you have a file but that doesnt tell me why u are saying for certainty that u know he is smart. And he looks serious. Like he knew something. What are you hiding??

Okay so he heals fast. This couldnt have been hat long since then?

Okay so they bring in phil but they dont even acknowledge that he is still alive (as far as im aware)

The uncomfortable shifting and keeping his gaze away from the screen as new york was shown was kinda telling cause of what he said earlier…

Deflecting to keep from talking..

The FLASHBACK

Why does he need money?

Young..lost a bet to thor… what was the bet???

You just used reverse psychology on loki and it worked

Why do you wanna know about why he does what he does? Are you using him for your other case? (Assuming hat he is killing the guards somehow)

Did his voice crack when he saw his adventure in germany? Anyone else catch that? And the past tense after that. His masks are starting to fall. I think he is gonna lash out soon

Oh his mother

This is gonna get painful. Im crying already.

Oh frigga. He is tearing up. He is getting agitated now. Dude you just accused him of killing his mother

Okay stop. So others can achieve better versions of themself?

U mean when nat yeeted herself on vormir? Or when clint went around killing people during the blip? Or when cap stayed behind with peggy when he had bucky to come back to?

I can see him planning something but idk what yet

Ok so i already watched this earlier but now that i watch this part carefully i can see his hand pickpocket

Another unit? So thats six units now?

Loki escaped??

Prune? Is that what the stick thing is?

Ok he asked the guys name. I like that. Polite.

I saw him take a breath to get ready for another performance

U..u dont know what a fish is?

Lived entire life behind a desk? How old are you?

Okay thats practical to know what your being threatened with. Informed choices my dude.

Ok is this the room that loki has a desk at in the previews? Also i like casey. He is now my new fav

Whats is the desk? INFINITY STONES?? are you kidding me? So other people have tried to get them but werent aloud because of the timeline with thanos and the avengers???? Why do you have so many of the same stones? And the fact that the time stones as well means something attempted to happen to earth to get them..

They dont work at the tva? You USE INFINITY STONES? AS PAPER WEIGHTS? INGOT OF IMMENSE POWER THAT WERE CREATED SUPPOSEDLY AT THE BIG BANG??

This is giving me (another show that used something important as paperwieghts) vibes

Coming to the realization that this place is powerful? Ok so that is pruning.

His mother, he is crying i cant deal

Oh god im crying again

He just want his parents love and they are dead. He just wanted family to love him. He wanted to so much and didnt ever feel like he had it. But he did.

Oh no

Please dont make him watch his death

Please

The immediate falling of his face, his tormentor, i wanna know what he is thinking when he sees thanos

Oh the bone sound

And loki watched

Not making light of this but they speedrun his trauma and his redemption. He didnt get to see the good parts of what he has done. Just the bad.

Oh his laughing and the bitter glorious purpose

The fight was short but cool

He is being his petty self and i love it

See, don’t underestimate him

That nose scrunch

He looked emotionally drained

Wait why cant he go back? Cause he saw his future? Isnt that the reset? Oh wait if he goes back, he dies and he knows that but he couldnt be able to stop it without ending back up here

Hes opening up. The masks he had are falling around mobius. He sees himself as a villian.

Fugitive variant?

I KNEW IT IT WAS LOKI!

but hold on. If this fugitive is loki, then how? What part of the timeline is they from? Are they a future loki? So the future loki is a dangerous variant and this loki is a cat? What makes the future one more dangerous? We just heard him say he doesnt like to kill?

Okay now oklahoma 1858, if this is loki then how is he goin across time? And what for?

Wait third millenium? When is that?

Okay so we got a 1500 deaths and pieces of gum? And now third millennium thing in the 1800?

Oil? In a field…i get that u would think that but please think about where u are and the fact that other units have been killed in what i assume are regular calls like this as well.

Hooded figure? In a foggy night?with different background lights? I like it.

Told you oil plus field equals fire

Oh big spots of oil and oil leading places

Okay there is the reset charge? Is this important like i said earlier i thought it would be?

Ok if this is loki then what’s with the get up? Where is the drama? The showmanship? And why do you need the reset charges? Assuming this person took them from each scene that is at least six or seven? Or is this eight? Would this be the one that they said earlier with the captain lady interrupting or is this another one after that?

Ok so i took some pictures of the end credits that i think are important. I want to look closer at them before i post them.

#loki spoilers #loki series spoilers #loki marvel #loki series #loki #loki show #loki laufeyson #loki episodes #loki 1x1 #sorry its so long #im on mobile #and can’t make a cut on here #marvel spoilers #spoilers

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survivormuxloe · 5 years

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Episode #5: “sushi + running isn’t the best combo.” - Mo

Sad to Linus quit honestly. Hope he’s alright but yeah that sucks.

So Linus just quit. It’s unfortunate and slightly annoying that we had another’s person quit. Especially since we had players like Jose and Jaylen who actually wanted to play. But then again I’m just trying to get the crown so I can’t really complain when someone else falls. Final 14 so I’m expecting merge to happen in the next 4 tribals.

Alright so hey I'm a bit late but since we last left off we were heading to tribal, at that point I was actually thinking Jose likely had an idol since you know.. throwing two random names 30 minutes before tribal when you know you can't get the numbers is a very idol-ish thing to do. So me and Tobi decided to vote Mo just in case an idol was played and both of them voted together. But actually at the end of the day Jose voted Mo and Mo well he didn't show up LMAO, which was actually bad because then his self vote would make it a 4-4 tie and while I think voting jose out after that would've been achieavable I would rather not give him the chance to fight. Luckily Mo showed up and voted him so that was it and he prob didn't see it coming but hey the lad was took it well so kudos to him.

So right after that the hosts pulled a sneaky on us and the live challenge was actually a swap (bragging rights I predicted it yay...look at me predicting a swap at f15 I'm so smart....)

And for once luck was on my side since I'm still on mercia alongside Felix David and Mo. With Wes joining us from the other tribe. Now I did vote Mo but maybe he doesn't think it was me? I mean tbf after he didn't show up at tribal I scream_messaged him to vote for Jose so who knows. But either way we have the inmense unit of David with us and Wes who I barely know from another org I'm playing at the same time so there's that

And then ofc Felix the crazy german god bless his soul he saved us this week from going to tribal <3

And as I write this Linus has quit the game so I guess that's 2 out of 2 for wins that I really didn't get to enjoy but oh well. At least this gives Michael and Dani a chance over at that tribe now that it is 2-2. As for Tobi well he carried his own new tribe in that challenge so hopefully he can overcome that 4-1 disadvantage in case they go to tribal.

So puzzle challenge, okay let’s get on it. Wanna win it cause my og tribe are such an unknown. I want to work with tobi. But he will do what he needs to do to stay in. So my paranoid ass is conviced that my og tribe ain’t talking to me cause they want me out. Idk I’m being stupid but ahhh.

Here i am, losing the challenge, feeling a little sorry for myself because i'm like ok it's me i'm going. Then BOOM Linus quits and as much as i wanna be like oh buddy no you should stay it might get more fun i also wanna be like lol bye bye because now instead of getting voted out 3-2 me and Dani can now tie the vote should we go back to tribal which is obviously better than nothing. I'm bad at puzzles but im just gonna try my absolute hardest because i refuse to be Denise Stapley and go to every tribal council.

uhm so the immunity challenge is puzzles... great loll im legit so trash at puzzles and if we lose again ik it's gonna be bc of me ): i'm gonna try my best and not flop but i cant even enter the puzzles so idk whats gunna happen

Somehow I obtained 2 idol clues by sheer luck and honestly it's what I deserve in this game. I'm still debating if I even want an idol so I shared my clues with Jones because I wouldn't mind if she had an idol. But anyways there have been 2 quits which sucks but the only benefit is that now I at least will get 14th in this game.

lol we’re gunna lose again. but i aint going home america.. know that!

So I’m nervous my time might cost us the challenge but do you know what I’m not nervous about.... going home bc I have Dani loyal to me and me to her and also mr Scott and myself have established a f2 alliance named “crumpets and bagpipes” (name subject to change) so yeah hopefully I’m going nowhere hehe

SO IDK HOW I DO IT but people just kind of give me clues and answers to their idol puzzles. SURE I asked Scooty how he was doing for his results, but I never even asked Madison about her clues and she's just kind of,,,,giving them to me? and I love it <3 <3 <3 WELL ACTUALLY I TAKE IT BACK. I LOVED IT UNTIL I FOUND OUT THE FUCKING IDOL WAS TAKEN ALREADY. I was searching the playroom today and WHAT DO YOU KNOW "there was something there but it was taken" and I want to actually PERISH LIKE HOLY FUCK I WAS ACTUALLY!! SOOOOOOO CLOSE!!1!11 but yeah hopefully Linus didn't have it and quit with it I'll actually beat his entire ass

So like... after my amazing comeback last immunity challenge,, WHICH BY THE WAY FUCKIN WAS FOR NOTHING BECAUSE LINUS QUIT LIKE WHY DIDNT HE QUIT BEFORE THE DAMN CHALLENGE AND NOW I OUTED MYSELF AS A CHALLENGE THREAT... stupid..,, we flopped in this one like... madison and jones flopped hard kdjhflksdjfhs like did they even try.. now im in a peculiar situation.. the great thing is that rhys and ryan actually asked me to be a part of a three man alliance (im obv at the bottom) and like im definitely using this to my advantage and hopefully get out of this tribal!! im expecting at least one vote from madison which is natural but like im gonna fight tooth and nail to get out of this!! idc who i have to throw utb to get by but i'll do whatever it takes

HELL YEAH TO MERCIA FOR WINNING ANOTHER IMMUNITY. It feels so good to have come clutch again, especially after a scare from Mo, who didn't do the right puzzle. -.- ugh that pissed me off so much, especially with so little time left to do it. But Ahrre and I DESTROYED everyone else who did the hard puzzle so I can't complain.

Also, a new development. Ahrre and Felix seem to trust me SO much that they wanna share their idol guesses with me, which is fine with me considering I trust them the most on this new tribe. I feel it, omg I feel like I'm SO close to getting that idol and if I find it, it puts me in a huge power position. So I need to find it before these guys.

This was probably the most stressful round for me. So let’s go through the series of unfortunate events

1. I misread the post and I was doing the easy puzzle the entire time when I thought I was doing the hard puzzle. I took a picture on my phone with my score and my name in the search bar.

2. I hangout with my friend, we go get sushi and I buy some macaroons and then we chill in a Starbucks while we play Pokemon Go.

3. I submit my photo at 5:45 PM 15 minutes before the dead line only to get told that not only would the photo not of counted because I didn’t have the date and time in the photo. But I was also doing the wrong puzzle.

4. My scrawny out of shape ass sprints home and it was the kind of thing where like I was coughing because I ran too much.

5. Now I have to do the more difficult puzzle in 20 minutes. I didn’t get the chance to practice before hand, I feel like shit, I’m still coughing and I think I’m going to puke because sushi + running isn’t the best combo.

6. I don’t submit on time, and not only that I don’t abstain on time either. So I get a strike. The amount of fucking despair and sadness I felt as I was rushing through the puzzle only to realize I was too late even after getting granted an extension. It was so awful.

Well, sad linus left but the good news is we won immunity by three minutes! Michaels time was a MESS because we could’ve gotten first if he did better but that’s alright we got second so that’s good. I like my remaining tribe mates so I hope things stay good ❤️

Aye so we've won another challenge after the swap yay! it's almost as if my shitty luck was detrimental during luck based challenges. wh would've thought...

Now we won even though Mo didn't submit and his time was more than the rest of the tribe combined lol but it's ok cause we won anyways, albeit David got a bit pissy about it and Mo told me about it but eh hopefully it's nothing.

Talking about david I decided not to sit around all day even if we're not going to tribal. Since I'm lucky to stay in the same camp I was before the swap I might as well try and find that damn idol if it hasn't been found already. So I decided to coordinate idol guesses with him and Felix which payed out because when we won the reward today he shared it with me (or at least a part of it unless he's lying) and he made a chat with me and felix so I guess now we're in an alliance, so there's that.

As for the other tribes well I hope Tobi can pull something out of the bag and not die this week, maybe he can get madison who has been pretty lackluster at challenges but either way I'm not gonna be holding my breath.

so today Rhys n I made an alliance with Tobi so that's a thing... and then later in the day we ended up losing immunity -___- which is ass because someone literally striked and got 45mins for a puzzle we still lost jalfkdjf like wig ok! I hope this alliance sticks but idk i gotta see what the waters feel like tomorrow... thank rihanna i have an idol it makes me feel like i have some security in this game hehe

Do you hear that? The birds are singing, the sky is blue and the sun is bright because YA BOI FINALLY WON IMMUNITY. Ugh I love winning immunity I’d scream if I had to go back there it’s ugly

Okay. So here is the tea. We lost.

I have an alliance between me Ryan and tobi. So fingers crossed that’s all good, and Madisin should be an easy boot.

However, I feel uneasy as when I woke up I had no messages from anyone on my tribe about tribal. Which is scary as I thought people would’ve been trying to push for w certain person making sure it wasn’t them. Apparently not, or maybe it’s me?. I know I’m a paranoid mess but I’m like 40% worried.

Okay this is post swap and this is a kind of sort of bad, I was swapped into a tribe were I believe I am only member of my og tribe, but we seem compontent at challenges (at least the rest of them do). Plus one person (Ahrre) I kind of sorta know so hopefully I can make something work and get past this.

Lewis quitting sucked since I actually knew him from an alias game a long time ago.

Let me know if you need a longer confessional.

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hmm Madison is definitely the obvious choice to vote out from Sweyn rn... she's exuded the bare minimum of activity and i dont think we've had a genuine conversation in pm's or at all thus far; plus she did the worst in the challenge. I know from Scott that Jones got close with Madison on og Sweyn so that is something on my mind, but I think she would be ok letting her go ultimately; not too sure but I'm talking to her now so we'll see. If our tribe loses again it's gonna be ugly because i would hate to vote Jones out, she's a queen

Hey guys, its me... Hannah Baker. We had a tribe swap last round and I was shook at it being 3-2 with me being in a minority technically if we’re talking number wise. But, Scott said something interesting to me, saying that he thinks its funny that I would go home over Michael which is kind of reassuring. We lost the challenge and Linus decided to quit and I was like ok mood??? We won the challenge after thank god and I won’t be going to yet another fucking tribal. I really like Michael and Scott and I think if we were to lose again, we could vote out Malik. I’m hoping I can make the merge here but I guess we’ll see. Xoxo

god.. pls vote out madison u fucking fucks LMAOAOAOAOOA. liek im good terms with everyone on that tribe so its rly ugly that theyre going to tribal.. but uhm. hopefully its madison that goes bc i dont want to talk to her or wes at merge loll

like i can be social. dont get me wrong.. but like i cant do it with awkward unsocial people.. communication is a two way street after all

Madison is voted out 4-1.

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taizu-lazure · 6 years

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(Lita and Oliver) Facing your greatest fear And I Cant Possibly Win this

(Ahh what the hell, im going to post this story here, this was a story for the JDC Server prompt. Sporting both prompts “facing your greatest fears” and “I cant possibly win this.” This is a story of my two original characters, Who im planning on writing a full story about one day, I hope you all enjoy!)

As soon as Lita’s eyes closed, she heard a cackle, it was loud, yet distant, and echoey. She thought nothing of it at first. Just casual mania from overworking, causing her to hallucinate a voice, it would have been nothing new. The cackle sounded closer, she noted the tint to it, that sound… wait..NO! Lita’s eyes snapped open, she quickly noticed she was in a shadowy void, filled with nothing but dark swirls, it looked like you could walk endlessly through it, like a maze. The cackle came again, clearer. Lita twisted her head around and a dark figure stood tall in the darkness, nearly blending in with it.

The figure stepped forward, the small light Lita was radiating is what gave away who the figure was, as the light reflected off his face. He had a bearded jaw, that was square in appearance. A scar ran across his lip, all the way to his left eye. His hair messy and black in appearance, it appeared to be slightly waving like the shadows around him. Along with his body, it looked faded as she could clearly see the shadows behind him through his form. Lita felt her body freeze up, her heart began thumping a bit more rapidly. His voice now low, and sinister as he cackled more, booming, and echoing loudly like a crack, with her current reaction. “My beloved, I have missed you so much, I know how much you missed me also. You should have known I wasn't done with you yet.” he smirked sinisterly moving his hands behind his back. His red eyes beaming down at her, studying her expressions.

“O-Oliver..” She accidently stammered out, she was shaking. Why is she shaking? Why is he here? H-he’s meant to be….

“Im supposed to be dead, right? Oh dear Lita, you really shouldn’t be looking so surprised. We still have a deep connection, you know that.” Oliver called out, as if he read her mind, taking a few more steps forward being a foot away from her now, his hand moved over his right eye and suddenly, Lita’s bangs was pulled out over her own eye. It revealed the black smoking scar, and the dark power that tried to consume her body. “Such a beautiful sight, the only thing that can connect us together, it’s almost like a wedding ring, don't you think, darling?”

Her eye widened as he countered her thoughts and the comment that followed, quickly scrambling to her feet and taking a step backwards, giving her head a quick shake. This couldn't be happening, not again. She couldn’t form words that could say how horrible this situation was.

“You brought this on yourself, YOU broke your promise!” Oliver pointed a finger out at her, his glare washing over her, causing Lita to paralyze in place. “So I will break YOU!” He advanced on her, his pace quickening, the ground shaking like an earthquake with each step.

Her attempts to escape seemed hopeless. No matter how far she stepped backwards she made no progress back into the void. It was like she was trapped in place. Forever. She looked on, her gaze fixed at his eyes not able to tear it away. “I never wanted to break that promise, Oliver why don’t you understand that!?” She called out. The memories began coming all at once. Her leaving Oliver for the kingdom she never even heard of before, Oliver trying to see her all the time, her mother sending him away, her mother yelling at her to stay away from him and she had to focus on her kingdom, Oliver.. Her sweet Oliver storming the kingdom himself and… sending the sword through her own mother’s heart.. Then a huge unbearable pain in her right eye…. A squeal escaped her vocal cords as that same burning pain in her eye returned. She slapped her hand against the bangs that Oliver moved earlier. The smoking in her eye was worse, pulsing rapidly, she lowered her hand to stare at the black like liquid washing over the palm of her hand.

Oliver’s smile only widened at the smoke that poured from her. It, the only thing keeping his presence onto the world, even if it was just in the queen’s dreams, and memories. He waited quite a while to give it a try, from what he can see from her cowering form, she still feared him, good. He also still felt that warm feeling in her heart, that was even better! He was surprised it still showed, he could still make use of those feelings she had for him.

“You know all I wanted was to make you happy!” Lita finally cried out, letting her wings glide out and launched herself off the ground making a quick approach. Oliver didn’t move, allowing Lita to advance. Then suddenly smirked, reaching out his hand and grabbing her wing with little to no effort, holding her in place. She let out a surprised gasp, then attempted to thrash him with the second. He was however prepared grasping the other wing, tightening his grip, needles erupting out of his hand, piercing her wings then flipping her forcing Lita backwards onto the ground. He smirked as she yelped, she was to much in shock to fight back properly. She was usually more smart about her plans of attacks. She flicked her arm and it sparked into light. She swiftly moved it towards Oliver, but she suddenly yowled out in pain as the light suddenly began being depleting from her body. The world shot back into its gloomy state. Eyes fluttering open weakly she noticed Oliver leaning over her, his face having the most victorious smirk. He opened his mouth to speak again.

“This is my realm, dear Lily Pad. No magic of yours is useful here, it’s just us, alone, forever. If you wish for it to be that way.” He loosened his grip for a moment, and retracted the needles. Studying her as she tried to squirm out of his grasp. “I feel like deep down, you would love that.”

“No! never! I would never stay here with you!” She spat out, tugging at her wing, a metallic coating covering it now. “After everything you have done, it will never happen! I NEVER want to spend an eternity with you!”

He frowned, and tightened his grip again, ignoring the resistance of the metal against his hand sinking the needles back into its former place, listening as it shattered the metal around her wing. He found it more pleasing to watch Lita hopelessly fight. “No more pain for you, all this suffering could be avoided, dear.” He continued with another manipulative speech on the tip of his tongue. He stopped however, as he watched her raise the palm of her hand to try and strike him down. He shifted his glare raising his hand to do it first, the power in his hand looking like a black hole. Then he paused, his eyes shifting upwards like he had a sudden realization, then he leaned next to her ear and lowered his voice to a whisper. “You know, actually, you could still keep that promise, love.” In a poof of smoke, he vanished.

Lita’s eye widened as he disappeared, and she quickly managed to scramble to her feet. Using her hands to grip onto her wings, expecting them to hurt, but no? Nothing hurt in the moment. It was like the pain was never there.

Confused, she glanced around, attempting again to use the light in her hand to get better sighting on the world around her. She gulped, shaking at that word he threw around her ‘love.’ Why did that feeling always stick in her heart. “Get back out here and fight me!” She called out, her voice sounding scratchy half way through her call. The light in her hands began fading out of existence as the shadows swirled around it, eating any small hint of it. She stumbled almost falling over in surprise, but she didnt, as hands caught her. She shifted her focus in a swift glare at her catcher, Oliver was that capturer. Instead of lashing out like she should have done, her cheeks turned rosey, her stomach began fluttering with butterflies. He looked like her Olive… the version of Oliver she fell in love with, if this whole mess didn’t happen...

Oliver’s smile looked sweet, genuine, and just as welcoming. “Lilly, I know you always wanted this, just as much as I di- do. And it can happen! You can have your second chance, we both can.” He shifted his hand and snapped, the shadows shifted into two forms. It was Oliver and Lita, beside each other holding hands, leaning into each other to embrace in a loving hug. Then finally, heads pressing together to share a kiss. “No, Oliver…” She began and paused as she was glued at the image in front of her, they were dancing now… though something seemed off with how Lita looked in this… She couldn’t put her finger on it at first, completely lost in the moment. “All I need” he continued on, ignoring her small beginning of a protest. He moved his hand under her chin, forcing her head back over to his eyes. They were his old light brown.. Though the edges of his eyes still had the faintest traces of black. “Is that precious blood of yours, Lilly.” he once again continued, noticing Lita was lost in the trance still. “On the place you slayed me down. A shrine is built over it now. Now, we could be beside each other Lita, finally.” He smiled and leaned further into her face as if he was leaning in for a kiss. “What do you say….love? Do you finally want your happy ever after?”

Lita did not respond for along moment. Beside the one she always loved? Her mind went through the option for a very short moment. Then her mind finally clicked back to the present. No, what is she doing. It's because of him, everyone she loved is dead. It’s all him, the Oliver she loved years ago… is no more. She clenches her fist as she opened her eye back up to him. She has Lupin, and Arashi now.. What is she doing? “Never.. You will never see the world ag- AGHH!” She began then screamed as Oliver pierced needles into her back where he held her. She let out a gasping cough as Oliver dropped her landing straight on her back, the needles forcing its way into her spine. Yowling in agony she attempted to move quickly but she realized she was paralyzed. She snapped open her eyes to Oliver standing over her, throwing his head back in a sinister laugh.

Lowering his head, his attention shifted to the blood that was draining from her. “I will watch, as you shatter into a million pieces, with the kingdom.” He kneeled, leaning closer into her face, a crazed scratchy laughter escaping his throat. “It will be all your fault, everyone is going to die, and it’s all. Your. FAULT!” he looked insane as he grinned, he paused with each word to let it sink into her mind. The blood underneath her was lining up into the form of a dragon.

“Y-..your... “ She paused stifling a painful groan, her whole body convulsing in agony. “Y-your reign.. Its over Oliver, you can’t hurt anyone.. Other than me ever again.” All she could do was glare back into his smug face.

She opened her mouth to say another word, but Oliver simply chuckled again and raised his hands at his sides. “That’s what you believe? Thats funny, my return is in quicker motion then you realize. Just look underneath you!” Lita shifted her head, the only thing her body allowed to move, and noticed the blood and what it was forming. A terrified gasp escaped her throat. She tried to hopelessly move her body, to no avail. In the next moment Oliver’s whole body began floating, and a chilling laugh echoed around the void, it was super scratchy and manic. Oliver’s form swirled and he appeared to be swallowed into a dark hole. A moment passes and the dark hole shattered, an explosion sound echoing around the void, making Lita’s eardrums pop in an instant.

She let out a terrified yowl, moving her head away from the energy that was daring to tear off the skin from her face if she stared at it any longer. After it all died down, she turned her attention back to him. Her eyes widened in deeper fear. Oliver.. He looked different, scales surrounded his form, dragon wings grew out of his back, and she couldn’t see through him anymore. He was.. Revived as something new, of what she had no clue of. “N-no..” Lita hopelessly cried out trying to move herself backwards and failing as her body gave out in an instant.

“Yes dear.” He stepped forward a victorious smile on his face as he glanced down at his hand testing it’s strength by squeezing it together, it didn't phase through. He chuckled once more. “Oh Lita” he sighed out turning his attention towards her once more, and crouched beside her. “I’m really glad I get to see you again, but.” reaching out his hand, he clasped it around her throat and stood up holding her high as he stood back up. “It’s such a shame, having to cut this reunion short.”

Black needles clutched around her throat stabbing her neck, causing her to scream in agony. She kept trying to move her body, but it refused to cooperate. There’s no way I can get out of this! Panic coursed through her body as she felt her throat being torn up. She began coughing up blood, shakingly tilting her head downwards at him. Lita’s whole body went cold as she noticed the color of the blood that was somewhat staining the king’s face in front of her, black, shadowy. She tried to scream again but was instantly cut off by more needles pressing harder into her neck. Realizing what was happening, she began attempting to move her arms again, feeling her muscles tense up in slight strength. He’s trying to turn me into a shadowling! This wasn't possible, he couldn’t do this! Yet here it was happening.

“Hey, love relax.” He whispered in a soothing way, his soulless red eyes washing over her, his markings peeling off his body and lightly wrapping around her. “I just decided that, I didn't want to cut this reunion short. I would rather have you by my side for eternity!” He held a thoughtful expression on his face as he continued. “But it didn't have to end in a cutting way, if you just accepted my earlier proposal, we both could have been happy. But I guess either way, it will end in our favour. We just need to get the painful part out of the way.”

Lita attempted to yowl again, staring wide eyed down at him as she felt the light powers she held onto for years, being drained out of her body like honey dripping slowly down a glass. She was about to close her eyes and accept her fate. But a lightbulb shot up into her head as she remembered one thing. Fear. The one reason he clings onto her, he can influence her dreams, her mind, literally everything thanks to the curse he slashed onto her as a teenager. She gripped her eye closed, taking soothing breathes. You don't fear him, he’s nothing to you, hes not real. He's a shadow. He's a dream. He can't harm you, if you don't fear him, you don’t fear him YOU DON’T FEAR HIM! Feeling control come back to her arms she swung her hand straight at him, causing everything to fall apart around her, and the needles around her neck to vanish. She breathed heavily as she fell to the ground, the presence around her vanishing. She rubbed one hand around her torn esophagus, the pain overbearing, quickly she moved her hand into her vision noticing the blood was now pooling red. Shifting her attention to her other, she noticed the bright light in her palm that took the form of a knife.

For once, the two feelings she always felt, was almost ebbed away. Fear, love. Almost all gone. The pounding feeling in her heart may never fully fade. But finally for once, she felt at peace. Was it truly finally over? Lita twisted her head to stare behind her at the darkened void. Nothing was there, it was just shadows, she stared a moment longer before finally rising to her feet. A rare sight was now on the queen's face. No one has truly seen a genuine one before. The edges of Lita’s lips were arched upwards in a small way. She was smiling. Because now, She will never have to fear being around her own family again. She can finally be the wife, and mother she always wanted to be. She may have failed everyone else. But she won't fail Arashi, she won't fail Lupin.

“You really think this is over?”

Lita glanced around her, but no one was there. It was just an echoey voice, with a pained tint to it.

“You may have got the courage this time my dear Lita, but this isn't over, it's NEVER over. Soon my love, I will be back. Not just in this headspace of yours. You better be prepared.”

Lita’s eyes shot open and she quickly sat up in her bed gasping for breathe.

#jdc prompts #fear #cant win this #ocs #original characters #lita cianna #oliver king #darkness #light #light verse #dark verse #blood //#blood tw #taizus writing

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candy-corps · 7 years

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What a Lucky Day

Mei belongs to @luckylittlethief

“Oh, you’re some kind of hero” Belle guessed from the appearance of the young woman. The superbat stepped up, eager to find a new friend.

Fortune turned around, looking the peculiar creature up and down before making direct eye contact. She wasn’t what the girl was used to seeing, but she seemed like a sucker nonetheless. “Oh…you could already tell? Wow, you must be a smart one! I’m impressed!” She smiled sweetly and stuck her hand out. “Now who might you be?”

A polite one, too. Belle’s smile widened. “I am Belle. I did this like … a while ago. heroing” she clarified. She took Fortunes hand just like a pretty maiden’s and lead it up to her mouth to give it a kiss.

She let her, smiling. “And here I thought courtly love was dead.” She put smiled more. “Listen…I normally don’t do this..but would you like to come with me? I was just about to catch this robber. If you help me, I can show you around town afterwards if you like.”

“Oh. I’m not exatly anymore in the business” Belle mumbled and brushed through her hair. She really wasn’t. But the other really did ask really nicely. And … offered a date? “I think I could help” she got out eventually.

Reese wasn’t with her and she had the green metronite, too. What could go wrong? And this was so exciting!

“Cmon, just follow me until we get there.” She sprinted off towards the alley ways.

“Okay!” Now she was just filled up with joy. Belle brushed her ear back and began to follow. She was very motivated, if terribly slow.

They could hunt a bad guy! And then be nice to sad bad guy. When that didnt remind her of the old days, she thought happily as she tiptoed after her new friend. “What is your name anyway?” she called, so very curious.

“My name?” She giggled. “Once we find the bad guy, I’ll tell you. Deal?” She slowed down her pace just a bit so the bat could catch up. “I see them! Down this alley way!” She gestured towards it. “Since you are a guest, I will let you go first.”

“Yeah … I think that is a good idea.” Considering the other was so young, she was by far the more experienced one. Plus, she couldn’t stay harmed, so … ?

“You stay safe?” she instructed, passing the woman. She brushed her wing against her affectionately and then raised her ears. She hadn’t seen a thing actually. Lets see what the sounds would get her.

“Um?” She didn’t hear a thing in that alley …

Fortune took her hand gently and smiled. “You seem wary…how about we negotiate and go together? I’d love to chat but I can’t afford to let them get away. You understand, right?” She lead Belle off into the dark alley, not hard but still pulling.

She got her hand held. Belle smiled at that. But … “There is nothing” she said softly. The girl must have seen ghosts or something.

Now, Belle could think of another thing or thwo they could do in an deserted alley, but they hadn’t even done introductions. “I’m Belle.” Maybe the other would open up when she herself started ..

“Such a nice name.” When they reached the dead end, Fortune smiled and her hand seemed to be reaching for something. “Well, a deal’s a deal…My name is Miss Fortune.”

“Oh. That’s a nice name, too” Belle found. Now … Fortune said the bad guy was down the alley. And now she was down the alley. “You’re the bad guy?” Belle figured, not really alarmed.

She was still going down the road of being nice to whoever she should find down here. She still held her wrist just to cover her bracelet. It wouldn’t be bad when she lost anything else. Even when she lost the teleporter actually, Mars or Dae would find her soon enough, They had a strong bond. But she didn’t have to risk it, did she. It was a present from her son …

“Yep. I always hold my bargains, you found the bad guy, now you can stick a name to her.” She got her gun out and turned the safety off. “Now, since I’m feeling nice today, I’ll walk you through this: You give me all your valuables, I leave, you don’t tell anyone unless you have a death wish. Are we clear?” She kept her finger on the trigger and waited for Belle’s response.

“My valuables. I don’t have them with me. I have .. a phone that’s not going to work here. A teleporter you shouldn’t get near to. I … have candy.” She smirked, though her eyebrows ceased sadly. Bruce insisted she carried something.

The only thing of value she had … it was her kids. She tried not to think of those. Fortune was too close and the teleporter might activate. The gravity already seemed to decrease. Belle felt light.

“I feel odd..I knew you were strange due to your looks, but what are you up to, bat? I’m not in the mood for any trickery.” Fortune was concerned about what was happening, but she couldn’t show fear to the person she was mugging, that was just bad business. “Just give me what you have or I will fill you with holes.”

That didn’t help. A bubble made of energy formed around Belle - including Fortune as well. The gravity got weak enough for them to float - just for a second. Then boom.

Reality shifted.

And Belle fell on her feet. “No” she said, terrified by now. She backed off, but it was way too late. They were in Bruce’ living room. Dim light, the smell of candy, old furniture. Music playing. She left Reese here…

The small black bat sat on the carped, circled with toys and pillows alike. He’s been playing with a cube but now his blue eyes looked up curiously.

“Magic, or at least something otherworldly…should have known.” She looked down at the child and then put her gun away. “You’re not very smart, dragging your mugger to where you live.” She put her hands on her hips. “You have gotten on my nerves. I’m going to leave now, if anyone tries to stop me I’ll get the gun back out.” She headed for the exit.

Oh, she certainly wouldn’t stop her to leave. Belle scooped up her baby and kept an eye on Fortune who seemed peaceful, for now. Not understanding her panic, Belle’s son made quiet noises that the older replied in the same kind of tone. She tucked him under her wings, out of sight for now.

Fortune left just in time to bump into Bruce. He was in the kitchen, preparing food, when Belle and her … visitor appeared. He looked at her, but didn’t get in her way.

Mei looked outside then let out a sigh. “Today just isn’t my day.” She turned to look at her would be victims. “How do I get home? This is unfamiliar.”

#Belle RP #Belle and Fortune RP

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samanthasroberts · 7 years

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Genius Gifts For Dads Who Say They Don’t Want Anything

On Valentines Day, you can always buy your partner chocolate. For Mothers Day, a spa gift certificate is asafe bet. But gifts for dads?The standard go-to Fathers Day gift is a tie, and its pretty lame. Then again, dads usually make gift giving even more challenging by insisting they want nothing this year. So, what can you do for the dad who doesnt want anything?

Thankfully, there are lots ofgenius products any dadwould lovethatgo way beyond Number 1 Dad mugs and novelty T-shirts. You can actually find Fathers Day presents that seem to do the impossible be something your dad would actually use.

Whether your dad is into unique grilling tools or having a robot clean his floors, get him something he actually wants so that when he opens up the Worlds Best Farter (I mean father) T-shirt you mistakenly thought would be funny, youre not the only one laughing. Better yet, you wont ever have to relive the day when you called his bluff and actually got him nothing. (Ive done that, and the look of disappointment is gut-wrenching.)

This year, really do Fathers Day right and get your dad one of these genius gifts he didnt even know he needed.

1. A Bottle Top That Gives YouInstantly Cold Beer

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Corkcicle Chillsner Beer Chiller, $20 (2 Pack), Amazon

For Fathers Day, give him the beautiful gift of an ice-cold beer. I dont mean pick up a six-pack and put a bow on it, but get your dad these instant beer coolers. Keepthe Corkcicles in the freezer, and when a warm beer emergency strikes, just pop the Corkcicle into the bottle, and boom, instantly chilled brew. Its perfect for barbecues, parties, or anytime your dad forgot to put his beer in the fridge.

2. An Expandable Stand For His Electronics

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PopSockets: Expanding Stand and Grip for Smartphones and Tablets, $10, Amazon

Your dad might not be aware of the glory of watching Netflix on his phone or tablet, but with this stand, hell be converted. The stand can also be usedas a grip for easier texting and calling. Italso folds completely flat, so you can keep it on your phone and still fit yourcell in your pocket.

Plus, its way easier to hold onto your phone with this grip, so therell be way fewer instances of dropping the phone and cracking the screen. (And if youre asking if you should buy a second for yourself, the answer is.)

3. A New Card Game For The Political And Hilarious Dad

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Trumped Up Cards: A Multi-Player Card Game for Adults, $25, Amazon

If your dad loves Cards Against Humanity and also hates Donald Trump, this game will be perfect.

One Amazon user wrote: This board game prompted the first time Trump and fun appeared in a same sentence of mine. Playing it on a number of occasions, with different crowds, each time it delivered laughs, catharsis, and knowledge I grew up in New York and I didnt know Trump did all of those things, said one of our guests. Besides holding up as an enjoyably competitive board game (players take turns being all-powerful CEO), is full of fascinating, funny, and yes, sometimes frightening facts about the 45th president.

4. An External Battery So HisCell Stays Charged

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EC Technology Power Bank External Battery, $33, Amazon

No matter how technologically savvy your dad might be, hell sometimes get caught with a dead cell battery. This high-capacity external batteryfeatures three USB outlets to charge your electronics quickly. If thats not enough, it also features a strong LED flashlight, so if hes ever caught in a blackout, this battery will make him the most popular person in the room.

5. A Travel Mug Thats Insanely Popular

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Contigo Autoseal West Loop Travel Mug, $17, Amazon

OK, a coffee mug doesnt sound like a genius gift, but this is a pretty exceptional mug. This lid seals super tight, so youll never have a leak or spill. Plus,vacuum insulationkeeps drinks hot for seven hours (perfect for when he inevitably forgets he poured himself a cup.)

On Amazon, this mug hasalmost 14,000 reviews, and one user wrote: This is the best coffee mug I have ever owned. bottom line: lives up to its promise. I actually forgot this mug in my office before a meeting and when I came back for it six hours later the coffee was still STEAMING.

6. Claws. Yep,.

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Grillaholics Meat Claws (Set of 2), $13, Amazon

If your dad loves to grill, hell love it even more when he can tear it apart with these meat claws. You can use these to lift hot meal off the grill, shred it, or just pretend to be a grilling beast. The clawsare BPA-free, so you dont have to worry about melting or any kind of plastic contamination. Since theyre dishwasher safe, clean up is easy and wearing claws while you cook just makes everything more fun.

7. A Backpack Suitable For A Grown-Ass Man

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Mancro Business Laptop Backpack, $29, Amazon

The days of briefcases are over and your dad needs something thats comfortable and professional looking to carry his laptop. Thats where this backpack comes in. It can hold any laptop under 17 inches and has 15 pockets to keep all his things separate and organized. Fully waterproof, he can carry his laptop in the rain without worry. Plus, the bag is extra futuristic with its external USB port to keep his electronic charged.

8. A Travel Coffee Press

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Espro Coffee Travel Press, $32, Amazon

If your dad doesnt have a lot of time in the morning but needs his coffee, this travel press will make his day. Just throw in grounds and some boiling water and the travel press brews the coffee on the go. It has a double micro-filter so he wont end up drinking bits of grounds and the double-walled stainless steel cup keeps the coffee warm all day.

Plus, its BPA, BPS, and phthalate-free, so you dont have to worry about a side of chemicals with your morning brew.

9. A Book For The Scientific Dad With A Silly Side

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What If: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, $14, Amazon

If your dad loves to drill you with crazy hypothetical questions, he will love this book.Finally, we all get to know the answer to the question, How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? The book is full of very serious, scientifically accurate answer to insanely crazy questions.

Based on the questions from fans of the webcomic Randall Munroe compiled the most fascinating questions and gave incredibly thorough answers.

9. A Handheld Console For His Favorite RetroCartridges

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Retro-Bit RDP Portable Handheld Console, $90, Amazon

Whether your dad used to love his Gameboy or always resented Santa for never getting him one, give dad a taste of childhood with this handheld retro gaming console. This console plays almost any old cartridge (Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and Genesis) and the player is light enough to take anywhere. You get about eight hours of playtime per charge, so itll get your dad (and lets be honest, )through any future road trips or train commutes.

10. A Super Strong Bottle Opener You Can Stick On Your Fridge

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SUCK UK Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet, $13, Amazon

Bottle openers have a magical way of disappearing every time you need one. Dont let your dad fish around the kitchen drawers for an hour, get him this bottle opener magnet. Stick in your fridge and youre done. The super strong magnet will stay put and youll never lose your opener again.

The magnet is non-scratch, so it wont mess up the high-tech fridge your dad spent a fortune on, and can easily take it on and of if you ever need the bottle opener elsewhere. Plus, its made of stainless steel, so itll hold up to years of steady bottle opening.

11. A TabletMount That Brings The Internet To Your Kitchen

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CTA Digital 2-in-1 Kitchen Mount Stand, $29, Amazon

Its surprising how often you need to use your tablet in the kitchen, but dont want to lay it on the counter to get immediately covered in hot spaghetti sauce. This kitchen stand solves the problem.It can hold any size tablet or even a Nintendo Switch, just in case your dad has a game going that he really cant put down. You can attach it to a wall or cabinet, or remove the mount completely and use it as a table stand.

With easy release buttons, you can get your tablet in and out of the stand quickly as dadlooks over recipes or gives Facebook a quick check to do some light spying on his kids.

12. A High-Tech TurntableFor Your Dads Record Collection

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Jensen 3 Speed Stereo Turntable, $51, Amazon

If your dads record collection is gathering dust, get him this new turntable. The turntable features three speeds and speakers, so you have everything you need to play all your vinyl plus, it comes with an input jack, so you can hook up a smartphone or MP3 player to its speaker.

But the best part is that this turntable comes with a USB port and audio software so you can transfer your records to MP3s. This gift is the best of old and new school and will suit all of your dads musical needs for years to come.

13. A Project That Turns Any Room Into A Home Theater

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DBPOWER 1500 Lumens LCD Mini Projector, $110, Amazon

For a movie-loving dad, this mini-projector will make his day. Its a compact size but 50 percentbrighter than a standard LED projector and only a portion of the price. You can connect your phone, tablet, computer, USB drive, or HD setup boxand see it projected on a screen or blank wall. Forget about a 75-inch TV, this can give you up to a 176-inch projection.

If your dad plays the Super Bowl this year at that size, hell be the most popular guy in the neighborhood. (And youll have more screen space to freak out over Beyonc.)

14. A Massager To Instantly Soothe HisAching Muscles

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1byone Shiatsu Deep-Kneading Massager, $47, Amazon

Dad might be a little shy about asking for a massage or a gift certificate to a spa, but hell definitely appreciate this deep-kneading massager. Use it at home, in the car, or at the office to reduce shoulder tension, neck aches, or back pain. The rotating nodes imitate a professional shiatsu massage, so those troublesome shoulder knots will be gone in no time.

Plus, it heats up for even better relaxation. The only downside of this gift is that you and everyone else in your family will immediately want one after they see how amazing it is.

15. A Family Board Game Your Dad Will Actually Love

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The Game of Things Board Game, $23, Amazon

The Game of Thingsis a great board game thats easy to play and helps you get to know all the players better. Everyone playing gets a topic on a card, each player writes down an answer, and you have to guess who said what. This isnt about trivia or getting an answer right, but trying to come up with a fun answer and seeing how well you know the players at hand.

The game is more innocent than Cards Against Humanity since you get topicslike Things you would do with a million dollars or Things you shouldnt do in an elevator. So, you can play it with the whole family without hearing anything too embarrassing, but its also really fun and you might find out how hilarious your dad really is.

16. The Acupressure Mat That Brings Immediate Relaxation

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ProSource Acupressure Mat and Pillow Set, $20, Amazon

Dads often like to pretend that theyre so strong that nothing gets to them. But everybody gets stressed sometimes, and dads are no different. This acupressure mat and pillow set is designed to trigger pressure points to relax the muscles and relieve tension and stress. The product claims that laying on the mat for 10minutes a day can help release endorphins that block pain and youll feel shoulder, back, and neck issues slowly melt away. Plus, the pressure points increase blood flow so muscles repair faster and you feel a little more energized.

17. A Tie Rack For All Your Previous Fathers Day Gifts

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Primode Motorized Tie Rack with LED Lights, $33, Amazon

Your dad needs something to contain the multitude of ties from previous Fathers Days. This motorized tie rack holds up to 72 ties and eight belts. It rotates with ease at the touch of a button, so your dad can look through his prodigious collection to pick out only the best tie for his day. To make it even cooler, the rack had LED lights, so he wont have to worry about selecting a tie from the back of a dark closet.

Yes, tie racks are lame Fathers Day gifts, but light-up, electric tie racks? Awesome.

18. Collar Stays That Keeps Your Dad Looking Classy

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CLEVERFIT the Adjustable Collar Stay, $30, Amazon

If your dads a man who rocks a suit and tie, keep him looking clean and classy with these collar stays. Though collar stays soundpretty old-timey and you probably dont know WTF they do, they actually make a huge difference. These stays are designed to fit all collared shirts with eight adjustable positions. In just a couple seconds, your dad can pop these on and never have to worry about having a floppy or sloppy collar ever again.

19. The All-In-One Face Wash

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Rugged and DapperDaily Power Scrub All-in-One Facial Cleanser for Men, $25, Amazon

A good face wash isnt just for women. Most dads might not be up for adopting a thorough skin regime, but they can definitely use this all-in-one cleanser. This does everything its a face wash, toner, and exfoliating scrub all in one bottle. It has natural ingredients like aloe vera, vitamin C, willow bark, and burdock root to cleanse and tone the skin.

No matter your dads skin type, this face wash works and works well.

20. A Beer Dispenser That Gives You Draft Quality Brews At Home

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Fizzics Waytap Beer Dispenser, $130, Amazon

If your dad is a true beer lover, hell be overjoyed with this beer dispenser. It was featured on, and it turns any old can or bottle of beer into a draft-quality brew. You can use any style of beer from stouts to IPAs and there no gas or chemicals used in the product. Just pop in four AA batteries and your canned beer is transformed into a full flavored draft.

Since its light, portable, and doesnt use any wires or tubes, your dad can take it to any backyardparties, tailgating events, or camping trip.

21. An Alarm Clock With A Million Uses

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Hale Dreamer Alarm Clock Speaker Dock, $20, Amazon

If your dads not a fan of getting up in the morning (guess we know where you get it from!), this alarm clock will make his life a lot easier. Its easy to set, and you can completely customize the sound, volume, and frequency of your morning alarm. Plus, it works as a smartphone dock and speaker, so you can play music at night or in the morning without leaving your bed. (And if it just so happens to find its way to your room instead of your parents, we wont tell.)

Dont worry that a phone call will come in a ruin your sleep, this alarm uses Smart Silence which automatically blocks all but emergency calls. Plus, you can use it as a white noise machine to help you drift off.

22. A Shampoo With A Morning Caffeine Boost

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ManCave Caffeine Shampoo, $12, Amazon

This caffeine shampoo isntmade to give dad extra energy in his morning shower, but to help withhair growth. The shampoo contains Vitamin E and shea butter to moisturize the scalp and hair, while the caffeine stimulates the roots of the hair to encourage growth.

If your dad isnt into fancy bath products, hell still love this. You use it every day, just like a normal shampoo, and there are no added scents, just natural cleaning power.

23. A Fascinating Book For The Adventurous Dad

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Atlas Obscura: An Explorers Guide to the Worlds Hidden Wonders, $21, Amazon

is an amazing website with tons of interestingfacts about bizarre places and stories from around the world. Thankfully, the site put their very best stories into thisbook. If your dad loves travel, adventure, or even weird history, hell absolutely love this book.

24. A Backup Cell Battery With A Delightful Design

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Lankoo Power BankUSB Charger, $18, Amazon

First of all, how many backup batteries come in fake sardine cans? Just this one. Inside the cool 3-D printedcase is a powerful USB charger that works with almost any smartphone or tablet.You get about two iPhone charges out of this battery, so you dont have to worry about constantly plugging it into a charger.

A backup battery is something everyone needs but most people forget to buy, so this is a great go-to for difficult-to-please dads.

25. A Cast Iron Pan For Perfect Pizza

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Lodge Seasoned Cast Iron Pizza Pan, $41, Amazon

If your dad loves making pizza as much as he doeseating it, this cast iron pan will make a perfect gift. Cast iron is the best material forheating evenly and staying hot, which makes it a great choice when making pizza. The reason cast iron pans arent used more often is that they can be a pain to season, which is the process used to prepare the cast iron for cooking.

But this pan is pre-seasoned and ready to pop in the oven. Cast iron is incredibly sturdy and never bends out of shape or loses even-heating capacity, so itll last a lifetime. Plus, if you get this for your dad, you can guilt him into making you pizza every time you come home. A win-win if Ive ever seen one.

26. A Pen That Does Everything

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EdgeWorks Screwdriver Multitool, $11, Amazon

Your dad will feel like James Bond will this badass multitool. It looks like a simple pen, but it also works as a tablet stylus, ruler for metric and imperial measurement, a bubble level, and comes with a Phillipsand flathead screwdriver.

Since its bright yellow, theres no chance your dad will lose it (but hey, you never know) and hell probably want to show it off any time theres a screwdriver or bubble level emergency.

27. A Shaving Kit With VintageCharm

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Gentleman Jon Complete Wet Shave Kit, $55, Amazon

If your dad is more of a Ron Swanson type, hell appreciate this old-school shaving kit. This kit is made with all super high-quality, long-lasting material and gives your dad the experience of a class wet shave. You get an impeccable safety razor, badger hair brush, alum block, stainless steel shave bowl, shave soap, and five extra blades.

If, like me, youre about to google alum block, let me save you so time: its a stone that helps stop bleeding from small cuts and also works to fight razor burn. This stuff is all top of the line and super classy.

28. A Kit For Customizable Hot Sauce

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DIY Gift Kits Hot Sauce Kits, $40, Amazon

If your dad is hooked on hot sauce, give him the chance to make his own with this kit.You have everything you need to make up to seven bottles of custom hot sauce. With bags of spices, peppers, glass bottles, labels, and easy-to-read recipe cards, your dad will be making sauce like a pro in no time. It even includes a pack of the super hot Ghost Pepper, so your dad can finally get the spicy mix of his dreams.

29. A Super Slim Wallet With A Minimalist Look

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SimpacX Genuine Leather Slim Wallet, $20, Amazon

Is your dad hanging onto a George Constanza-style wallet? Get him this slim billfold to help keep him organized. Made of real leather, this wallet features a minimalist design. You can hold up to 10cards plus cash and the wallet still lays flat and slim. Plus, its equipped with RFID technology to protect your valuable information. Sleek, simple, this wallet is a definite dad pleaser.

30. A Gaming Console Thatll Take Your Dad Back To Childhood

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Pac-Man Connect and Play 12 Classic Games, $15, Amazon

No matter how advanced video games get, theres something about the classics that are just delightful. If your dads into video games, hell seriously love this throwback collection of games. First of all, the whole thing is shaped like Pac-Man, so its already awesome. Then, you just plug it into your TV and play Pac-Man or 10other games like Galaga, Dig Dug, New Rally X, or the extreme Super Pac-Man.

The controller also opens up to store its A/V wires, so itll stay clean and neat on dads gaming shelf.

31. A Book Light He Can Use Anywhere

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LuminoLite Rechargeable LED Book Light, $15, Amazon

If your dad cant put a book down at bedtime,get him this book lightand save your mom from another sleepless night. The four LED lights are incredibly strong for their size and the lamp can clip anywhere. Dont worry about finding weird little batteries, this light is fully USB rechargeable. Plus, its super light, so dad can take it on trips and keep up his midnight reading wherever he goes.

32. A Foldable Exercise Bike That Dad Can Take Anywhere

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Stamina InStride Folding Cycle, $25, Amazon

Its tough to stay active when you work at a desk, so if your dad is looking to add a little exercise to his work day, get him this foldable bike. This cycle fits under the desk and folds away for easy carrying or storage. Whether you want a light ride or some heavy tension, the bike offers different resistance levels.

With its sturdy rubber base, your dad wont have to worry about the cycle slipping around as hes riding. Plus, theres an electric monitor so dad can accurately brag about his long work time workouts.

33. A Magnetic Wristband For Dads Workshop

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Mag-Band Magnetic Wristband, $10, Amazon

If I bought my dad a bracelet, he wouldnt be thrilled. But, if I bought him a magnetic wristband that makes working with tools even easier, hed be cool with it. This wristband features powerful magnets that can hold screws, nails, nut, bolts, basically all the small things that typically fall on the floor when your dads trying to work. Now, he can keep all the bits at hand and not have to worry about searching the floor for the one tiny washer he desperately needs.

34. A Portable Green So Dad Can Putt Anywhere

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Putt-A-Bout Grassroots Putting Green, $33, Amazon

This isnt a scientific fact, but from my experience, pretty much every dad loves golf. My dad always hated the sport growing up, but now he picks vacation spots based on who has the best course. So, give your dad a chance to practice more often with this portable putting green.

With three practice cups and built in sand traps to keep your putts from going all over the place, your dad will get a chance to seriously up his skills. Plus, its made from lightweight foam, so its easy to carry and only takes seconds to install.

35. A Robot To Clean YourFloors

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Clumsy

Boromir x reader.

Summary: Imagine being clumsy, falling ,slipping, and tripping around Boromir so often that he asks to hold your hand to prevent it happening anymore.

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THIS WAS A REQUEST FOR MORE BOROMIR ,IM SORRY I FORGOT TO POST THIS ON THE REUEST.

THE REQUEST WAS:

more Boromir please?sorry i just love him.

I am very sorry lovely if you dont see this ,i love boromir too.

Okay you only joined this quest because Gandalf pretty much forced you too,like he did bilbo all those years ago. You didnt even know why you were asked ,first of barely any fighting skills ,secondly you might aswell be clumsy smurf. Its not like you could actually save anyone could you? well lets just wait and see ,hm?

You have not even been apart of this fellowship not even five minutes ,as you were walking out the gates of Rivendell,when you tripped on a stick falling face first into the mud. Luckily ,not really, you had used your arms to break the fall,however you never made contact with the ground ,you felt a strong hand on your upper arm that had caught you.

Boromir.

Okay ,okay ,you had been close friends with him back in gondor ,your mother owned a bakery. You worked there a while to save up to travel,this isnt what you meant when you said you wanted to travel. Boromir would buy from you very often ,quickly that started a friendship.

Okay so he was like at least ten years older than you but he was still dearly handsome ,you could not stop yourself gaining feelings for the guy. Uh yeah when it was his birthday you would make him a bunch of sweet treats, and for your birthdayhe would get you range of things such as inks ,he had even brought you a bloody ring everyone said 'oooh y/n looks like someonee likess youu.' You did not believe it ,he couldnt like you . You told him to stop buying you gift's you didnt expect it ,he could just say happy birthday and you'll be happy. However his response was always the same. "such a beautiful hard working woman ,should be shown how much she is appreciated on her birthday ,in fact everyday." it would leave you a blushing mess.

Okay back to now ,Boromir had pulled you to your feet ,you blush in embarrassment. "thank you." he looks at you as you continue walking sending you a smile. So that ring he got you you wear it all the time ,you rarely take it off. "I know lets bring someone on a dangerous journey that cant walk for two seconds before tripping. I tell you we will get to the mount of fire and boom trip ,I'm dead." you had muttered to yourself in annoyance,boromir had chuckled at you. "I wont let you fall." and with that you grin up at him.

Second incident was when you were climbing that bloody mountain above the mines of moria. God it was really making you hate snow ,instead of frodo falling ,it twas you. When I mean you looked like sonic I mean it ,you literally slipped ,falling onto your back only to do many backwards rollypolly's ,do you call them that too? You had let out a small shriek as the others turned to look at you not long after they did they burst out laughing,Boromir had run after you ,soon you stopped rolling falling on your side. Boromir had picked you up bridal style ,wiping the snow from your face,before walking to catch up with the overs.

"I think its best ,you don't walk,damsel." you had scoffed at your new nickname ,yet still wrapping your arms around Boromirs neck. He had just widely smirked at you. "I'll put you down,if you dont change your attitude,I swear!" the hit from his body already warming your cold body,you shook your head no rapidly. "no,your are warm ,and I can sleep like this ,while you walk." you had rested your head against his shoulder/chest closing your eyes,you might aswell sleep while you actually can because you are warm.

Boromir chuckled lightly,it was no lie that Boromir did like you ,and he thought buying you jewellery would show that ,he was wrong ,you were obivious to his feelings. He was glad you were brought on this journey ,so that your relationship could become closer ,but also scared if you were to get injured by coming with.

Third incident, Gandalf had died in Moria and you were all running, well you were until you tripped on a bloody rock. Only to be caught again by Boromir again seriously ,you were really annoyed that you couldnt do simply things without messing up. However you were also glad ,as it helped you get closer to Boromir. He had grabbed ahold of you hand, "I think its best I just keep a hold of you,hmm?" you had nodded as he pulled you alone with him ,as you got to a forest ,Aragorn had instructed you all to walk now. You had Boromir had lagged to the back of the fellowship,his thumb rubbing the back of your hand.

Boromir pulled you to a stop ,turning you to him before cupping your cheeks,pressing his lips to yours. Not long after that you all were surrounding by elves,whilst you were still kissing. Once you stopped you had almost sliped on a bird poop. yeah.

"I want you to know ,y/n that my feelings for you ,if you didnt know. Are more than platonic friendship." you almost choke at his words , going beet red,you held his hand tighter. "a-are you saying y-you like..me..back?" you tried shove out like I dont know like curry. Did you really just say that ? yes.

"you like me back?" he looked at you in awe ,he felt old, out of your league ,and didnt have 0.01% of a chance with a girl so beautiful. "yes,yes,yes you both like each other ,simply as that." Gimli had grumbled out in annoyance of the lovey ,romantic sitution. DisgustAng.

Also it turns out your part in this journey was to safe Boromir ,and how? Well you had karate kicked the dreadlock orc ,only to slip with a dagger slicing his small cock off. Yeah.

A/N i had three requests today , i still have one more to do its a lindir imagine ,im so tired. Anything for you guys.

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