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trash-baggins · 3 days
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I can’t be convinced that Zoro wouldn’t be able to perform nuclear fission. The math is sound.
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lesoldatmort · 2 days
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imagine having to join some bunch of weirdos who woke you up from a depression nap and now you have to save the world.
💀 PATREON | X | IG | Prints&merch
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winnie-the-monster · 2 days
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🥺 look how happy he is
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junesfool · 2 days
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everytime I show my nyy design to one certain friend she screams "HATSUNE MIKU" and I lowkey see it now
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eightyonefour · 2 days
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"Qualifying was really strong. A little mistake in the last corner but I think Max had probably an even bigger mistake, just uh... I don't know how much he paid Nico for the tow but... I'm actually flying back with him tonight so I might have to pay him a bit more."
OSCAR 😭😭😭😭😭
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reidfucker · 2 days
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scrawny motherfucker with a cool hairstyle
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ch6sos · 2 days
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₊˚⊹♡ dad!nanami headcanons
summary: simple headcanons of nanami being the Best Dad ever <33
cw: all in lowercase because i was a bit lazy i am sorry-
3.5k words oopsies not too much but still a good enough number yuh
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dad!nanami who cries upon seeing his newborn baby girl, grateful that she was born.
dad!nanami who climbs inside of his daughter's crib/bassinet while she cries and just gently puts her on top of his chest, softly caressing her fragile head and giving her soft kisses.
dad!nanami who is so patient with his baby. when she cries he doesn't get frustrated or mad, he tries his best to make her feel better by reassuring her with words or giving her favorite toy.
dad!nanami who loves looking into his daughter’s eyes because she has his sweet amber eyes in doe form.
dad!nanami who coos at his baby all the time, his most genuine smiles stemming because he's happy to have such a blessing in his life.
dad!nanami who has his baby on his lap while she gets shot with a needle at the doctors, and proceeds to glare at them or try not to cry because of the small wails of his baby girl.
dad!nanami who always carries his baby with him in one of those baby wrap carriers. he even brought her to work once, and the baby just relaxed with him while he typed away at his computer.
dad!nanami who once felt lonely as an only child, wants to have another baby or adopt one because he doesn't want his daughter to grow up feeling too alone.
dad!nanami who lets his daughter pat his face with her slobbery, sticky hands, but scrunches his nose up at her and gives her small kisses.
dad!nanami who gets home from work and immediately grabs his baby girl, collapsing on the couch and lays with her while he has her lying on his chest, and drifting off to sleep with his suit on.
dad!nanami who spoils his baby, with clothes, toys, and more, and enjoys seeing the gummy smile on her face.
dad!nanami who goes through instagram or social media, sees babies on his explore page everywhere, and begins to have more baby fever.
dad!nanami who gets sad when his baby is sick, and immediately starts trying to make her feel better. he has to sneakily give her medicine because she refuses to drink it, and remembers that his parents told him once that he was the same way, he was a stubborn little baby.
dad!nanami who finally has a use for the random pairs of baby shoes snuck away in his closet; he doesn't have to buy them because he thinks they're cute, he now has a daughter who can use them.
dad!nanami who once always had a stoic look on his face, but as soon as he had his daughter, the most genuine smiles ever come out of his face. his friends and people around him are surprised, as they never see him smile.
dad!nanami who is desperate to get off of work just to see his baby.
dad!nanami who bought a bed extension so that he could keep the baby close to him on most nights, even though the baby has her own nursery.
dad!nanami who lets his baby girl chew on his ties, even though they're expensive. 
dad!nanami who is an absolute softie for his baby girl. even when she is chewing on his tie, when she broke something, he could never be too angry at her.
dad!nanami who is overwhelmed with emotion when he realizes his baby has spoken her first word. as he hears the faint "yes!" escape her lips, he is filled with joy and tears. He gently scoops her up and spins her around, a mix of laughter and tears escaping from him.
dad!nanami who is overcome with emotion as he watches his baby take her first steps. he sits on the couch, eagerly waiting for her to clumsily make her way towards him. a wide smile spreads across his face as he extends his arms to welcome her into his embrace. tears well up in his eyes as he feels overwhelming joy. his daughter, seeing her dad cry, becomes emotional as well, and joins in with tears of her own.
dad!nanami who does not trust almost anyone with his daughter, only his partner and ino. 
dad!nanami who notices his daughter babbling at something, and notices that she was babbling at an old photo of him and haibara. he smiles fondly, gently whispering in her ear.
"yeah, that's your uncle. he would've loved you so much, sweet pea."
dad!nanami who bursts out laughing when he sees his little one trying to slap gojo in the face, gently kissing the top of her head. 
"attagirl. you're so smart. i'd love for you to do that more."
dad!nanami who lets yuji see his daughter, and closely watches him as he takes care of her. he smiles fondly though, knowing that yuji was another reason why he wanted a kid.
dad!nanami who, on his daughter’s first birthday, had a small little gathering for her, and chuckled as she looked out of it and stoic, almost reminiscent of his personality.
dad!nanami who prepares himself for the "terrible two's & threes", knowing that his daughter may be more temperamental around this time. though, he doesn't need to do much because he does gentle discipline.
dad!nanami who blinks, and all of a sudden his baby isn't one, two or three, but now is five, entering kindergarten.
dad!nanami who looks at his daughter, smiling gently as she grabs her backpack and they head inside of the school. but then frowns and kneels when his daughter begins to cry a bit.
"listen, my love, i know it's scary. being in a room with strangers your age. but i promise, everything will be okay, alright? you’re such a brave girl, i know you are. no need to be nervous, okay? you’re smart, you’re the best, so i know you will have friends right away."
his daughter immediately smiles a bit, and she gives him a soft kiss on his cheek and nose. 
"okay... i love you, papa... so much. bye bye.."
dad!nanami who is still parked in front of the school building for a while, overwhelmed with emotion, tears streaming down his face as he realizes just how much he loves his daughter and how quickly she is growing up.
dad!nanami who sits down and looks at his baby girl fondly while she blabbers about her first day at school. 
dad!nanami who is basically a second teacher to his daughter, he teaches her how to read and she always enjoyed reading ever since she was way younger, so she is advanced for her age. he smiles when he hears this at the parent-teacher conference and rewards her.
dad!nanami who nearly faints out of joy when he realizes he's gonna have another kid. 
dad!nanami who loves to fix up his daughter’s hair, running his hands through it, and gently kissing the top of her head while she sits on his lap.
dad!nanami who puts his daughter on top of the stool so she can watch him cook/bake something for her.
dad!nanami who tells his child that she is going to have another sibling, which immediately resorts to talks about where babies come from.
dad!nanami stalled on the question, trying to think of how he would tell her the answer to that question. the stork? magic?
dad!nanami who, on his days off, takes his daughter out onto an adventure, taking her to the park, going on the swings, and getting frozen yogurt and pastries from his favorite bakery.
dad!nanami who does anything for his daughter, dresses up as a princess, dresses up as a superhero just to play along in her games.
dad!nanami who takes his daughter trick or treating and secretly has a rivalry with all the kids in that neighborhood so he has to obviously make his daughter the best costume. 
dad!nanami who proudly takes a picture of his daughter holding up any achievement they earned from school, and posting it on his facebook, instagram, whatsapp status...
dad!nanami who smiles when his daughter asks "do you got games on your phone, pa?" just for it to be candy crush.
dad!nanami who makes sure his kids aren't on technology at a young age because he wants them to live their youth not on social media.
dad!nanami who only shows discipline by showing disappointment in his face. if his daughter cries at his face he would immediately soften up and begin carrying her, smothering her with kisses.
dad!nanami realizes his second child, his son, is a carbon copy of him, from his hair to his eyes, to his facial expression and attitude, he was the same as him.
dad!nanami holding his two children as he reads a book on the couch, each on the side of him.
dad!nanami who officially retired to become a househusband, and stays home to take care of his children. he still receives big money!
dad!nanami who chuckles at his son as he eats food with a slightly grumpy expression, reminding him of how his mother told him he used to be like that.
dad!nanami who does not have a favorite because both of his children are his top priority in life.
dad!nanami who watches with a fond smile as his daughter shows kindness to her little brother. he tries to hold back his tears, but they fall anyway, causing his two little ones to cry as well.
dad!nanami who goes out with his little ones and has his son on the baby strap thingy and his daughter holds his hand as they walk.
dad!nanami who talks about his daughter and son in every conversation he has with people, and spends time rambling about them, about their achievements, about how cute they are...
dad!nanami who plays peekaboo with his son chuckles when he bursts out giggling.
dad!nanami who takes pictures of his son, but he always has a small scowl or a serious expression on his face. he smiles at the sight of it.
dad!nanami who once got visited by gojo, and while his daughter took a liking of uncle gojo, his son does the same thing that she once did when she was younger, sticks out his tongue at him, and looks at him with a grumpy expression.
"next time, you should bite him." 
dad!nanami, who somehow knows about the mom gossip because they believe he is the only man ever to be allowed in the mom gossip, so he somehow knows... everything about the neighbourhood.
dad!nanami who notices his kids have taking a liking to bread, just like him, so he begins to make his bread and feeds them it.
dad!nanami who plays music while he cleans, and then smiles widely when he notices his son, dancing along to it. he then grabs him out of the crib, and slowly dances with him in his arms.
dad!nanami who once wakes up to see his three loves, his partner, daughter, and son made him breakfast in bed. he happily gives them all a kiss, thanking them.
dad!nanami who sees his son playing with his watch, and sees him trying to put it on. he laughs at the sight, knowing that his son will probably turn out to be exactly like him.
dad!nanami watching as his son crawls ontop of him everytime he's on the couch or in the bed, and he smiles fondly.
dad!nanami, who unknowingly fell asleep many times with both of his kids on top of him, his partner having a whole collection of the pictures.
dad!nanami who lets yuji sees his new son, and watches as yuji got better at handling and holding the newborn. he looks at them with so much love, knowing that in the future, yuji will also guide him like his little brother.
dad!nanami who used to have drinking as pastime before having kids, but completely stop as soon as his daughter was born. 
dad!nanami who spends moments reading to both of his kids, or singing lullabies so they could go to sleep.
dad!nanami who smiles when he realizes his first son's word was not dad, but his name. he heard yuji say "nanamin", and then he copied his words, only saying the min part.
"no, no baby. it's dada... da-da!"
"min!" 
dad!nanami who doesn't care, he just tries not to tear up again at his son who said his first words.
dad!nanami who watches his son, does the same thing his daughter did - looking and pointing at a picture of him and haibara. he smiles sadly, yet finds solace in the fact that both of his children have somehow acknowledged his best friend whom he lost so long ago.
"that's your uncle haibara. he would be so happy to see that you know who he is, bubba."
dad!nanami looks at the picture of haibara, with a frown on his face. he can't help but feel saddened that his friend never had the chance to grow up alongside him, and was left behind in the past. he reflects that haibara would have been glad to see him happy for once.
dad!nanami hears a faint murmur, and it seems as though his son said "haibara." picking this up, he tries not to cry.
dad!nanami who teaches his curious daughter how to cook, since she loves watching him as he cooks. they then take up the food to his partner.
dad!nanami who sees his daughter one day comforting her baby brother from crying, exactly like how he used to comfort her as a baby. he feels his heart explode from how cute it looked.
dad!nanami who blinks again, and all of a sudden his two children are 8 and 13, but no, he doesn't have just two children. he has an additional one, this time another girl, who is two years younger than her big brother.
dad!nanami who takes his children to the beach to make sandcastles, and lets them do whatever they want to him. so of course, he gets buried with sand as they laugh at him.
dad!nanami who prepares for his daughter's adolescence, understanding that she's experiencing growth hormones and puberty. he willingly provides period products for her and supports her through any challenges. when she becomes more irritable, he addresses it with understanding and patience, not taking it personally.
dad!nanami who raised a son who reads at a seventh grade level as a third grader. 
dad!nanami, who also has his youngest daughter, who is only six years old, reading at a third grade level and his eldest daughter, who is an eighth grader almost reading at a college level.
dad!nanami who lowkey interrogates his teenage daughter's friends when they come over. she tells him to calm down, and eventually he does. she always asks him why does he do it.
"it's obvious, sweet pea. you have to be careful with who you surround yourself with, especially at your age. when i was your age-"
"okay dad, i get it, you're old!"
"hey, i'm not THAT old."
dad!nanami who prepares michelin star level meals for his family, his daughter occasionally helping.
dad!nanami who notices that his son grew up to be similar to him; stoic yet caring, smart and respectful...
dad!nanami who buys everything for his kids; when they have a new interest they have to get ready because he's going to bombard them with merch of it.
dad!nanami who is respectful of his adolescent daughter's privacy; though occasionally worries about her and wants to know about her life.
dad!nanami who does his youngest daughter's hair, and reminisces about how he used to do his eldest daughter's hair when she was the same age.
dad!nanami who gathers up his kids and they keep haibara in their remembrance, and he tells them stories about haibara of when they were teenagers.
dad!nanami, who observes that his adolescent daughter is going through an emo phase—albeit one he is familiar with.
dad!nanami, who enjoys showing his children affection by hugging and kissing them from time to time, wants them to be able to communicate their feelings effectively, as he was not able to do when he was younger.
dad!nanami who raised a non-ipad kid family, he limits their technology use and makes sure they're living offline more than online.
dad!nanami who makes christmas an absolute experience for them. he dresses up as santa, has a whole neat pile of presents for each of them, and prepares them a fancy christmas dinner.
dad!nanami who doesn't believe in birthday celebrations for his kids because they share his preference for low-key events. however, he shows his love by taking them out for a special meal or getting them whatever they desire.
dad!nanami who enjoys spending quality time with his kids. he loves playing Scrabble with them, and even though he's a scrabble master, he lets his kids win to boost their confidence and make the game more enjoyable for them.
dad!nanami who sees his eldest daughter come home with a bunch of flowers and letters on valentine’s day…
“i wanna see who these are from…” 
“dad! they’re nothing.”
“do you like any of them? if so, what are they like?”
“daaaaaad!”
“okay, fine. i’m sorry, sweet pea. i just can’t believe my baby is growing up so fast.”
dad!nanami who once saw his son in his closet, putting on one of his suits.
trying not to chuckle, he covers his mouth. “bubba, what is this?”
“my clothes.”
“oh? YOUR clothes? you have great taste, son.”
dad!nanami who realizes that his children are different in their own ways— his eldest daughter is emo like he once was, listening to my chemical romance, occasionally wearing his old jewelry and some of his old clothing, but she was not quiet like her father, she was bubbly and loud, the complete opposite of him.
his son, on the other hand, is more stoic, much like him. his son takes some time to smile, but around his father, he is a smile machine, especially when nanami tickles him or plays with him. he also enjoys reading a lot and is classy, just exactly like his father.
his youngest daughter, she is ambiverted. while loving interacting with people, there are times when she needs space or does not like talking to people. she is like a balance of both of her siblings but is not that developed yet. she is also a huge foodie like her father.
dad!nanami who has their drawings and report cards on the fridge, it looks like a mess because it is covered with achievements.
dad!nanami who still wears the handmade jewelry his children had to make during a kindergarten activity class.
dad!nanami who raises a house where everyone does something, they all clean, cook, and do chores.
dad!nanami who has several parenting books (even though he doesn't need them) but uses them to better understand his children and improve his parenting skills.
dad!nanami who raises his kids with so much love and affection; always making sure they're okay, comforting them through their hardest moments and making sure they treat others the way they want to be treated.
dad!nanami who is now older, his eldest daughter 24, his son 19, and his youngest daughter 17, seeing how his children grew up to be such amazing people.
he sees that they grew up to be such respectful individuals, feeling content that he and his partner did such a wonderful job.
he sees how his daughter, who is engaged to her significant other, has grown up to be such a lovely person—working her way up independently in the world while attempting to do good for the world by pursuing a law degree.
his son, who is a carbon copy of him in terms of looks, has also grown up as a person. he is strong when it comes to academics and has grown to become more sociable yet still introverted. he became an empathetic, considerate young man who upholds boundaries and constantly watches out for those closest to him, just like his father. he also grew up to be an animal lover; which is why he'd love to become a veterinarian.
his youngest daughter, who is currently a teenager but almost an adult, has grown up to be unbelievably intelligent. plays chess with her dad 24/7; honor roll, is the equivalent of someone that princeton university would accept …. she puts a lot of effort into her success and aspires to write in addition to running a flower shop (him core).
dad!nanami who loves all his children, so so much, and would do anything for them.
a/n im going to kms
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iamirish · 1 day
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Joost Klein × Reader
Cuddling in Bed
A/n: I just really quickly wrote this one-shot because I had some spare time. It might be shit but oh well! This one is also Gender neutral!! I am also aware that English is mainly spoken here in Ireland, but readers family grew up speaking Irish.
*Introduction: Joost and reader have been dating since a few months before Eurovision started. They are both representing their own countries (The Netherlands and Ireland). They are now relaxing in Joost's hotel room after a long day.*
The quiet buzz of the TV could be heard in the background as I lay with my head on Joost's chest in his arms in his bed. These days, with all the craziness of Eurovision it was rare to have these little moments of peace together, so I made sure to cherish every second.
It was late and we were both exhausted from the long day of rehearsals we had just had. I looked up at him with tired eyes and softly said "Joost, tá a fhios agat, is breá liom a bheith thart timpeall ort." (Joost, you know, I really love being around you). He looked down at me and raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Huh?" He responded with a soft smile but a confused look on his face.
I laughed a little realising that I wasn't speaking English. When I was tired, I always spoke in Irish instead by accident. I then smiled up at him and said "Sorry babe I keep doing that....anyway I meant, I love being around you." He laughed a little aswell as I explained and in response he gently spoke and said "Ahh now I understand. I must study up on my Irish, eh? You understand so much of my Dutch y/n, it's about time I start learning some more Irish."
I smiled widely back at him. I was so happy that he was really willing to learn my native language for me. To be fair, I do know a good amount of Dutch and he knows barely any Irish. I reached up and kissed him on the cheek before saying "I'd really like that, thank you milséan." (Sweetheart). He reached down and lazily brushed my lips with his before softly responding with "Anything for you schat." (Darling).
A/n: Some translations might not be exact because some English words simply just don't exist in Irish and I don't actually speak Dutch so apologies if they aren't correct!! Hope you all like this 🫶 (Again, I've only started writing so tips and feedback is greatly appreciated!!)
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gaytor-golf · 2 days
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The human mind isn't physically capable of understanding how much puffball chopper means to me
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nebula-remnants · 2 days
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poor quality sketch I made to accompany a joke question I had:
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Would y’all bail him out?
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Poor little meow meow vs bad weather
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hey boo bottom
can u do 2014 bill when he comes home from his billy debut yk what im talking abt like the shirt that says “blow me”? anyways 😇 when he gets home, you’re waiting on the bed eagerly. “baby, not tonight, okay? too tired,” he says in a soft voice, trying to ease it with a smile. you glance at his shirt and smirk. “then at least let me blow you.” AAAH then he sits at the end of the bed, you on the floor on your knees. you start by kissing his tip, swirling your tongue around it, and gliding your tongue from the bottom of his shaft to the top. finally, you take his length in your mouth, drooling and sucking on it like a pacifier. you moan and whine on his cock yk making those “gawk gawk gawk” sounds 😍 he’s also whimpering like a breedable little twink while gripping your hair and gliding your head further down his cock to not let the rest of his dick feel left out. “god, just like that. gonna cum in this pretty mouth.” i scrumpt. and drool starts forming around the base of his cock and dripping down your chin. AAAAAHHH😫😫😫🎉🎉🎉
HEY BOOKIE OFC
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I was layed out on the bed, excited for Bill to come home from his debut. The burning in between my thighs wasn't getting any better, every minute that went by I grew more impatient.
Then I heard the front door slam shut, Bills heavy footsteps trudging towards our room. As he came in I noticed his tired expression, eyes droopy and body slightly hunched.
I thought maybe giving him a little bit of excitement would cure him, as he layed down next to me, I crawled towards him, rubbing close to his crotch, kissing his neck softly.
"Baby, not tonight, okay? Too tired..." he says in a soft voice, trying to ease it with a smile. I glanced down at his shirt, the bright and bold letters printed, I smirked and whispered in his ear, "then at least let me blow you, hm?" I nibbled on his earlobe, his cock starting to harden in his pants.
"That's it.." I grabbed his hand, guiding him to the middle of the room. I got on my knees, the cold wood making them ache a little. "Fuck..you look so good down there" he smirked, pulling his belt off, sliding his jeans down and letting them pool at his feet.
I grabbed onto the waistband of his boxers, slowly pulling them down, his erect cock springing out, throbbing softly. I grinned and held it with one of my hands, kissing the tip softly, his breath hitching.
"F-fuck.." he groaned, I chuckled and started to swirl my tongue around his tip, then moving it up and down his shaft, "shit!" he whined, fingers intertwining with my hair.
"So impatient.." I tutted, wrapping my lips around his cock and slowly engulfing every inch, I breifly pulled back and spat on his cock, rubbing it in to lubricate it. "Soo messy.." he groaned, guiding my head up and down, making me suck his cock.
"Mmm.." I moaned softly, bobbing my head up and down, "good girl.." he praised, throwing his head back. I flattened my tongue on the bottom of his cock, tracing every vein on his shaft. His fingers gripped my hair tighter, thrusting himself in my mouth, not being able to fit the full thing.
I choked softly on his cock, saliva building up around my mouth as it got sloppier, making those "gawk gawk" sounds you always hear in pornos, he obviously seemed to like this, his length twitching in my mouth.
"Mmm!" I whined, feeling his tip hit the back of my throat repeatedly, tears falling down my cheeks. His teeth gritted as he felt me gag on his cock, looking down and seeing my watery eyes, a smirk plastering on his face.
He whimpered softly, bucking his hips forward and fucking my throat more, "so good..fuck.." he rolled his eyes back. I felt the tension in his cock, his cock throbbing intensely in my mouth, ready for release.
"Keep sucking that cock baby.." he whined, "god, just like that. Gonna cum in that pretty mouth.." I felt him start to lose control, his other hand slithering to the other side of my head, gripping it tightly.
"Can't take all of my cock? 'M gonna make you.." he groaned, thrusting wildly, pounding his cock into my throat. "Take it all..fuck.." drool started to form around the base of his cock, some even dripping down my chin.
Wet, squelching noises came from my mouth as he slammed his cock down my throat, his release dangerously close. By now my cheeks were completely covered in saliva, my eyes filled with tears and hair dishevled, stray hairs sticking to my forehead.
"Fuck! Cmon!" Bill whimpered loudly, thrusting harder, his grip on my hair tighter, my scalp starting to ache. "Oh fuck!" he cried out, legs shaking slightly as he shot a huge load into my mouth.
I swallowd everything, cleaning his cock off to not waste any cum he gave me. After we both calmed down he laughed at my appearance, picking me up and guiding me towards the bathroom.
"Holy fuck you did a number on me.." I gasped, washing my face. "You were such a messy girl," he chuckled, kissing the top of my head.
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tags: @itsmealaiah @itsangelll @kaulitzsbabyy @ballhair @estxkios @charliesgoodboy @miyukafujii @bkaulitzlover @tomsonlyslut @ge-billsgf
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day-dreamed · 2 days
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protective!hotch is something that can be so personal
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Damn you really like the last one- xDD
Here's more SmallishBeans for you :b
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mellblogss · 2 days
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I think about you all the time. You cross my mind daily, but I don't think you ever think of me.
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