My favorite part about the Oregon Parks Dept. Twitter coming back, besides the eluding to new Gravity Falls content of course, is being the ONLY PERSON to receive a reply from the account.
Is it because I found the Cipher statue originally, Alex? Or am I just lucky? Alex now people are speculating that I have something to do with it, why would you do this to me. Sir.
Britta is the type of person who, no matter how sick she is, goes anywhere even if she has a very high fever. On the other hand, Jeff is the type of person who just has the slightest cold and uses it as an excuse for everything.
Now, imagine these two types of people being friends (or even dating). Britta is sick as hell but she still goes to school. Jeff doesn't have any classes with her for the first half of the day, so he only discovers this at lunchtime. So there she is, pale as hell, with giant circles under her eyes and surrounded by crushed and wet napkins. Normally, Jeff would use his lunch break to chat or study, but as soon as he sees Britta, he decides to use his time to take her home because "who tf is sick and goes to school, what's wrong with you???"
Britta refuses at first, but when she notices that Jeff is really worried, she agrees to go to her house. Jeff takes her in his car and drops her off at her house. As the day goes on, Jeff starts to get a cold too, so he's already planning to cancel all of his plans for the night, but then, Britta texts him and she asks him if he wants to have dinner at her house. And Jeff starts to say "Sooo... I'm also kinda sick" and Britta is like "Oh, yeah sorry! don't worry it's okay" but Jeff is like "Oh nono, I'm going to the supermarket and then I'm going to your house, i'll be there in 30".
Britta thinks that maybe it's not such a bad idea skipping school if she's sick, and Jeff thinks that maybe having a little cold shouldn't be an excuse for anything.
He arrived like clockwork and proceeded to unzip, mount my face, and ride until he'd released his ball liquor straight down my throat, making me swallow it all.
I love the motorcycle until, they know exactly what they want and how they like it; they don't hold back or pull out, and make no apologies for it.
Either way I can't wait to get back to class so I can not do work and instead dream about gay people (jk jk i do my work i promise my lowest grade is a 99😭😭)
Speak whenever you want, cry until your eyes are dry, hug me until you find calm. If you choose silence, I am willing to understand its meaning. When you feel judged by the world, I’ll shield you from those judgments. If loneliness surrounds you, I’ll be lonely alongside you.
All you need to do is call my name, and I’ll be there. I may not be the best person in the world, but I’ll be a comforting presence during your toughest days. I’ll spread my arms to welcome you with a hug whenever your chest feels heavy with pain. I’ll never get tired listening to you. Rest assured that I am always here for you.