No t dick in my mouth. Disturbing. Disastrous. Upsetting. Pitiful. Perturbing. Lamentable. Embarrassing. Worrisome. Alarming. Distressing.
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The world was ending in a big explosion and a tiny white glowing golden retriever puppy sat in front of me. He turned to me and said in a sad, soft voice, “Everything has an expiration date.”
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Blacksun Train - DaenaKey
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Prayer Flags - Tianmen Mountain by Alex Berger
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Person A: "Why are there strangers in our kitchen?"
Person B: "Strangers? They said they knew you from work!"
Person A: "They most certainly do not. If they did, they would never have come here."
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I looked out the window and saw that the moon had a ring system. Then I realized it was getting bigger. I hid in the basement.
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The Day Before - Boris Groh
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