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My 12 yo came down from wrapping presents in her room and announced:
"I botched every single one."
To all those who tried their best wrapping presents and botched every one.
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I love my siblings.
They have these alphabet letter magnets, but they don't use them the way you'd think.
Oh no. You see~
The "B" makes a wonderful set of eyes, doesn't it? The "Y" is a great bottom half of a person. The "O" can be a head. An "L" for a gun or an arm.
They will rearrange those magnets like so, and pretty soon I'm looking at a full blown war of letter-figures, each one carrying a weapon, a story, lore, and often a drawing of the figures on real paper so you can see them in more detail.
This one has both a sword arm AND an arm-canon. He's a pretty angry fellow. Don't mess with him. His little rhombus halo is his pet and he'll gladly sic him on you if you don't watch yourself.
I've forgotten the likely complicated name I was given for him, but I'll come back and edit that in later when I ask about it.
And this one is my personal favorite~
And the last one I have for you all today issssss-
This lil' guy with a T sword!
....
Despite the fact that the sword bears similarities to... something else...
I love my brothers' and sisters' creations and creativity!
I need a slice of that imagination for a fanfic of mine right about now, lol.
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Morning shenanigans'
7:30 am
Ororo looked at the clock and was shocked that they’d slept till now, she sat up and stretched, then looked to Logan who was still asleep beside her.
“Logan… Logan babe we gotta get up.” She said shaking him lightly, he opened one eye tiredly, then turned over mumbling something.
“It’s 7:30 Logan, the kids have to leave in half an hour.”
“Herrrgh…” he made a strange noise, then rose up partially out of the bed, but just enough to turn himself over and fall on his chest right where he’d slept.
Realizing he wasn’t going to get up of his own will without some encouragement she knew just what to do. Getting up she went to one of the kid’s rooms and got a dirty stinky sock, then went back into their room and put it directly on top of his nose. She smirked, then turned and started dressing for the day.
“Aah!” she heard behind her as her husband spit out the sock and then involuntarily flung himself onto the floor, she had to stifle a laugh hearing the thud.
She looked back to him, the look on his face was a mix of why and how dare you, he then held up the sock so she could plainly see it.
“Really…” He asked looking unamused,
“You were not waking up my love.” She countered turning to face him,
“Oh… so the mistress of the elements had to hit me with my son’s sock!?”
“Well I could’ve struck you with lightning if that’s what you wanted.” He smirked at her,
“Nah,” He joined her in changing.
After they’d finished that part of their morning he decided to turn the tables on her a bit. Grabbing the sock he put it on her head as she combed her hair, seeing the sock land in her mane she gasped in mock shock as if she was appalled at him, he snickered at her reaction.
Getting out of their room they were surprised to see the kids were already ready for school, breakfast had been made, their bags were packed, and Evan was helping Ayotunde with some of his math homework that hadn't been done yet. The couple looked at each other with a 'well what do we have here' look.
"Hey Mom and Dad!" Jessie their oldest daughter said happily as she went to get something from the fridge.
"Did you get breakfast ready?" Ororo asked her, she nodded,
"Mhmm, When I got up and saw that you two were still sleeping I figured I'd take care of breakfast and getting us ready for school so you guys could sleep in today." She finished getting herself a sandwich ready to go.
"Nice job kid." Her dad said proud, then turned to the woman at his side giving her the 'and you just had to shove a filthy sock up my nose' look.
"Is everything ok?" She asked wondering if something was off, they both smiled to her and before her mother could say anything her dad explained that morning.
"Yeah, your mother just decided it would be a good idea to wake me up by shoving your little brothers dirty sock in my mouth..."
"I did not put it inside your mouth."
"Well then how did it get there..."
"You sucked it in when you were snoring." He shot a 'really?' look at her, and she shot a 'are you sure you want to start this?' look back at him.
"How would that happen?" He said exasperated with a 'wtf' look
"The same way that people who fall asleep with gum in their mouth wake up with it in their hair..." She retorted not giving him any more room for argument.
He mocked her behind her back moving his mouth and expressions to mimic her in a silly way. She turned her head to him knowing his actions though he denied it in a stoic expression.
"I did not tell you to mock me behind my back" He didn't respond knowing that she knew what he did, her powers had evolved to be even more sensitive than usual since they had kids.
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My dad was trying to get off the couch (has a bad knee) and he asked my sister, who was standing nearby, "Can you turn around and give me a hand?"
So her husband, his friend, and myself all turned around and started clapping! 🤣🤣🤣
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Charles getting cancer is actually comical to me.
Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?
It’s a our princess coming through for the win.
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One of my favorite pastimes: stating an awful bigoted opinion of my ex to my stepfather and watching him immediately change his opinion to be the exact opposite just because he hates him.
#he used to hate people dying their hair#but I mentioned that my ex hates hair dye#and now he’s like I’m so glad people can express themselves with hair dye#bigotry#is this reverse psychology??#not sure but it’s funny#family humor
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